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I'm Shawn Ruddy, and I'm
a piece of trash.
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I'm Shawn Ruddy,
the world's biggest wuss.
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And because I love attention
and hate myself,
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I'm facing all of my fears one
dumb ass challenge at a time.
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Help!
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Ah!
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Stop! Muchachos!
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Hey, douchebags!
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What did you say?
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- Oh
- Hey!
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This is "The Wrath of Shawn."
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Welcome to "The Wrath of Shawn."
Happy Halloween!
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Ah!
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No, no, no!
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Help!
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Ah!
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Hadouken!
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I'm back!
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After six months
of eating ramen noodles
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with chopped up bits of Vienna
sausages, I am monetized again.
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But I don't care
about that stuff.
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I don't care about money.
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I care about you.
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For seven years now,
you have watched me face
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my fears for your entertainment.
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And I'm happy to announce
I've faced them all.
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Not.
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There is one fear that
I haven't yet faced.
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Something I fear more than cops.
More than sharks.
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More than playing bingo
with the elderly.
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I, Shawn Ruddy, and mortally
terrified of...
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ghosts.
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I was raised
in a religious home.
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I believe in that stuff.
I hate that stuff.
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I haven't seen a horror movie
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since the first half
of "Ghost Dad."
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And that's why I hate myself
for what I'm about to say.
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For my next livestream event,
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I will be spending one night
alone in a haunted house.
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If there are ghosts
in the house,
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it's pretty much a guarantee
that I'm going to piss them off.
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That's why my mom packed me
this paranormal kit.
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Holy water, a crucifix, salt,
garlic, and a silver dagger.
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I have come up with one rule
that you and the sponsors
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can hold me to... if I see
or hear anything unusual,
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I have to check it out.
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If you let me break this rule,
I will not get paid.
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I will not get paid.
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This is on you now, Internet.
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Tune into my Livvid channel
on October 20th,
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11:00 p.m.
Mountain Standard Time
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for the biggest comeback event
since the first Easter.
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I'll see you then.
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Don't forget to
smash that like button,
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smash that subscribe button,
and follow me on Livvid.
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Welcome to "The wrath of Shawn."
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These shirts are available
right now in my merch store,
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and as always,
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I've composed a score
specifically for this broadcast.
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I'm calling this one
"Shawn Carpenter's Halloween."
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Available now on iTunes.
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Okay, this is Shawn Ruddy,
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coming to you live from...
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Death Manor.
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I'm doing a dramatic push in,
if you can't tell.
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This is the most haunted house
in the United States.
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And by that,
I mean the most haunted
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but not too famous for me
to film in house.
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And I'm spending
the night there.
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I've had the nervous poops
all week.
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But no matter
what happens to me,
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I am committed to bringing you
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the most cinematic experience
in live streaming.
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I've got my Livvid bracelet
right here.
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So when I flick my wrist,
this will cut back and forth
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from my selfie camera,
my P.O.V. cam.
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Okay.
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Now, this next part is called
protecting me from myself.
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I need to remove any temptation
of an easy exit.
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I know me way too well.
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I've done a lot of stupid
things before,
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but I've never been completely
alone while doing that.
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If you're just tuning in,
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I am about to make
my approach to Death Manor.
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Death Manor was built in 1880
by a wealthy Mormon pioneer
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for his social outcast daughter,
a poet named Mildred Pratt.
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Mildred would later
commit suicide
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and become the first
of many deaths in this house.
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Did her suicide curse the house?
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Or was Mildred the victim of
an already cursed house?
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That's not a good sign.
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This is not going well for me.
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I'm not a big fan
of these woods.
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They actually found a body
out here a few years ago.
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The face was completely
eaten by rats.
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Was it related to the power
of this house?
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Maybe.
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Maybe it was also...
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A stick man.
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That is some satanic
Wiccan crap.
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I got to get some eyes out here.
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All of these infrared cameras
are motion activated
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and will cut right into
the feed automatically.
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So if anything happens
out here, we'll know.
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Let's see.
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Not a big fan of barbed wire
or "bobbed" wire,
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as my mom calls it.
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There's got to be another door.
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Yeah. This is better.
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Good thing I've been lifting.
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Being banned from the Internet
has given me
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time to work on my self.
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Ah!
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Okay.
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Spiders!
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Ah!
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Okay.
Before I change my mind...
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This is also called
protecting me from myself.
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What is that, a vent?
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After Mildred's death, 11 more
people died in this house
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before it was finally
boarded up in 1956.
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That's... Shit! Shoot!
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I meant shoot. Please don't
monetize me, Livvid.
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This is an intense situation.
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I think there should be
a strike system,
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like three strikes or something,
starting on the next one.
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Holy F.
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This room smells like my A.H.
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"Help me."
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It's just paint.
It's just paint.
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Is anyone else
creeped out by this?
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"I'm an atheist.
I don't believe in ghosts."
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Oh, good for you, Kimbucha.
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"Haunted houses are overdone."
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How can haunted houses
be overdone?
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I've never done one before.
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Kiguy5... "Did kids call you
crater face in high school?"
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No, because in high school
it was still acne.
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Your nuts.
Yeah. What about him?
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What is that?
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Oh, gross! Oh, gross!
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That's disgusting.
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Alright, Shawn, 10 minutes in,
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you've already got
swearing and drugs.
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Is that a well bucket?
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I feel like I'm in "The Ring."
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Here it is.
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Mildred's old kitchen.
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That means that's the room.
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Okay.
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Judas Priest!
Look at that thing.
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Looks like it could
fillet someone.
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Okay.
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Tonight, we're going to be
monitoring three rooms,
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all of which have actual
documented paranormal activity.
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The first room,
the master bedroom.
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Ahh.
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We got to get a camera
up in here, too.
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Internet, say a prayer
this chair doesn't break.
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Is that gonna hold?
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Pro tip...
Always carry duct tape.
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You can literally fix 90% of
life's problems with duct tape.
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I made a wallet of duct tape
in eighth grade.
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I'm still proud of it.
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Master.
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Okay, this room has two separate
reports of the same ghost
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who I like to call Corner Man.
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This is the first account.
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In 1910, a man named Max Loland
wrote about a reoccurring dream
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he had while sleeping
in this room.
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"In my dreams, I wake up
and see a very tall man"
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in the north corner of my room.
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I can't see his face,
but I know he's watching me.
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And he always whispers
the same thing...
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The pond water still.
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One year later,
Max Loland died in his sleep.
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In this room.
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Probably in this nasty bed.
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North corner.
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Okay, prepare yourself.
This is really disturbing.
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"In 1995, a team
of paranormal investigators"
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came into this room
and took this picture.
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They were standing right here.
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I don't think I can
be in here anymore.
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I hope you all appreciate
the public service
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I'm doing by being here.
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LilyKing98... "Shawn, please do
the right thing"
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and help the spirits
of this house find rest."
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Hell, no! I'm not
an exorcist, LilyKing98.
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Oyaboyo... "Are you still
with what's her name?"
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No, shh! We're here.
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That's where it happened.
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Mildred hung herself right
at the top of these stairs.
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From all accounts
I could dig up,
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Mildred's small town community
wasn't a big fan of, quote,
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"odd duck Mildred
and her weird poems."
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So her dad built her
this big house.
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I don't know why.
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My guess is he thought
it might attract
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a husband for her.
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But no one wanted her it seems.
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As creepy as the Corner Man
stuff is,
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it's the second floor
that's the real
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paranormal G-spot in this house.
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Okay.
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The nursery.
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From what I found
in my research, five children
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have died in this room.
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Two babies and three kids.
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Oh. I've always hated
creepy kid movies.
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What if Haley Joel Osment
was just sitting here?
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As an adult.
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Oh, that's worse.
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Look at that window.
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Why isn't this one boarded up?
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You think something escaped?
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Okay, now, for the ghost
evidence of this room.
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I'm going to play this messed up
video from some ghost hunters
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in the '90s while I set up
the room cam.
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I don't want to go back
in there, Dad.
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Just a little longer,
just to help us out.
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No.
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Well, we can get
ice cream after.
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Jessica!
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They told me it's not my room.
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Who told you that?
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Pretty creepy, right?
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That girl totally saw something
in this room.
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Also, I just want to say,
I do not condone
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the use of a child
in paranormal research.
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I've never used children
before in my stunts.
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Despite what people say,
there are further depths
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that I could sink to.
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Okay. Last room.
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This is the room
I've been dreading the most.
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The bathroom.
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A mirror!
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Bloody Mary.
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The last death that I could
find happened
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in this bathtub in 1955.
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Ohhhh.
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Ah!
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I would never.
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I'm about to play an EVP
recorded in this room in 2002.
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For those of you
unfamiliar with EVPs,
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EVP stands for
Electronic Voice Phenomenon.
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The idea is that recordings
may be able to
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pick up communications
from the dead
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that we otherwise can't hear.
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I'll show you.
Listen to this.
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We've got Jay.
He's going to man the recorder.
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He's been feeling really sick.
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Yeah, I just... I don't.
I don't like it here.
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The second we walked in,
I just... I don't like it.
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Yeah, I just... I don't know.
I don't like it here.
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The second we walked in,
I just... I don't like it.
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I don't like it.
258
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:12,732
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
259
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,200
Did you guys hear that?
260
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,103
The ghost said "mama"
and "pond water."
261
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,072
It's just like that
guy's journal.
262
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,542
Corner Ghost said
the pond water is still.
263
00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:26,580
It was totally pond water!
264
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,617
Okay, fine.
Maybe it was "bond mother."
265
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:33,320
Either way, there's a presence
still in this bath.
266
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,722
Why is it still here?
267
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:38,825
Well, that brings us back
to our story of pathetic,
268
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,695
lonely Mildred
and her sad poems.
269
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,430
Mildred lived here
for eight years in this house,
270
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,633
writing poems
about the romantic love
271
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,302
she didn't have.
272
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,272
A tortured artist,
you could say.
273
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:56,410
But she was finally hit
with a stroke of luck
274
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,412
when a handsome,
wealthy publisher
275
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,547
from the East Coast
named Lars Jorgensen
276
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,548
passed through her small town.
277
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,888
They fell in love,
and for two years,
278
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,325
they wrote each other love
letters almost every day.
279
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,762
Want to know what happens next?
280
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:16,763
You're going to have
to stay tuned.
281
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,538
All right.
For whatever reason,
282
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:29,877
this room hasn't had any reports
of paranormal activity.
283
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:36,583
Which is why I'm calling this
the safe room
284
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,385
and setting up my home base.
285
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:46,927
This room is now
"Wrath of Shawn" headquarters.
286
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,630
A closet!
287
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,898
Oh, no. Ghosts love closets.
288
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,333
I have to check.
289
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,675
Okay. We're clear.
290
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,443
What is that?
291
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,613
What is this?!
292
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,780
I do not like this!
293
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,550
If something happens
to me tonight,
294
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,852
I guarantee it'll be
because of this thing.
295
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,755
Okay, let's get some
proper light in here, shall we?
296
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,657
I think I deserve that.
297
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,463
If you're just tuning in,
298
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:29,903
I have just finished
my setup of the house.
299
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,547
Ah.
300
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,790
Ahh.
301
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,327
I better just go halfsies
on this thing.
302
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,762
I'm not as young
as I used to be.
303
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,397
No offense, Thunder.
304
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:59,600
I mean, I know it says
100% natural ingredients,
305
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,000
so I'm sure it's good for you.
306
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,535
If you're 18.
307
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,638
SleeplesslnSerbia...
For the love of God,
308
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:06,307
tell us what happened
to Mildred.
309
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,977
No, I got to keep you guys
watching all night.
310
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,878
TatumTot... provoke the spirits.
311
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:16,350
I am provoking them.
By being here.
312
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,285
Seriously I'm out?
No, no, no, no, no.
313
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,629
Wait, wait, wait,
don't go, don't go.
314
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,355
I'll provoke.
315
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,923
And yes, I did make a wheel of
stupid things for this.
316
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,993
Let me get it.
317
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:31,263
Right. See?
All right, I'll spin.
318
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,733
Oh, seance? Come on.
319
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,570
Okay, but I get
to choose the room.
320
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,905
We're going to do things my way.
All right?
321
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,312
Okay, back to
the shocking conclusion
322
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,947
of the Mildred saga.
323
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,548
After writing each other
letters for two years,
324
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,053
Lars asked Mildred to marry him
and move to Boston.
325
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,688
She was finally about to leave
326
00:20:54,722 --> 00:20:57,590
what she called
"this stinky little town."
327
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,360
But just two days before
she was supposed to move,
328
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,997
Lars unexpectedly died.
329
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:06,667
She hung herself the next day
at the end of this hall.
330
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,510
And legend has it that everyone
who died after her
331
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,445
is still in this house.
332
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,848
Why?
333
00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:25,485
Because Mildred is collecting
souls to create the family
334
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,820
she could never have in life.
335
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,952
Oh, no way!
336
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,655
Oh, this is too perfect!
337
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,825
Oh, somebody look this up
and find a year on this thing.
338
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,027
And the going price on eBay.
339
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:12,798
Should I be offended that clowns
wear whiteface?
340
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,635
I'm always out of touch
with the rules on these things.
341
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,410
Spirit from another time,
342
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,747
I touch something
343
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,782
that was once thine.
344
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,952
Come to me. I summoned thee.
345
00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:46,633
Red rover, red rover,
send dead babies right over.
346
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,905
Geez.
347
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,849
I'm not sure how you're
supposed to tell the difference
348
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,175
between old house sounds
and ghost sounds.
349
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,443
Ghosts have a really...
350
00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:07,820
Did you guys hear that?
It's... aah!
351
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:10,090
It's coming after me.
352
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,728
That was not a house sound.
That was a thump!
353
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,863
What kind of a house goes thump?
354
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,535
Here's the thing.
355
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,872
I was too scared to
say it back there, but...
356
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:28,575
I felt something, like... like
a vibration in my chest.
357
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,977
Like... it felt like.
358
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,115
You believed me.
359
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,026
I'm thinking about producing
a film starring me.
360
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:38,818
You know, I actually think
I'm good enough.
361
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,488
I'm going to call it
"The Excor-Shawnce"
362
00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:43,122
or "Shawn-corcist."
363
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,525
Speaking of cysts,
I used to date this girl
364
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,127
that had a cyst in her forearm.
365
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,163
I mean, it wasn't huge, but it
still gave me the heebies.
366
00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,898
Now my memories
have exaggerated over time.
367
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,667
So every time I think about her,
368
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,537
I imagine this Popeye arm
looking girl.
369
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,173
Makes me want to throw up.
370
00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,975
We should look her up!
371
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,512
How freaky would it be
if we did an episode
372
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,080
where we drain her cyst?
373
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,982
You gag, you lose challenge.
374
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,520
Can't even think about it.
375
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,668
♪ Bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪
376
00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:34,640
♪ Bom bom bom ♪
377
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,175
♪ Bom bom! ♪
378
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,178
♪ Bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪
379
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,725
Oh, come on.
That doesn't even look real.
380
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,527
I'm not falling for this
Photoshop hack job.
381
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,997
I've been using Photoshop
since eighth grade.
382
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,100
Okay.
All right, I'll play.
383
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:03,135
Let's pull up that part of
the time code.
384
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,072
Let's go there.
385
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:37,070
That was real. That was real.
386
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,705
What do we do?
387
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,243
I'm not going back out there.
That was right outside the door.
388
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:47,813
Screw the rules.
That wasn't a ghost sound.
389
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,950
That was a literal,
actual thing.
390
00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,952
Like a demon or Slenderman
or something.
391
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,588
You all saw it.
It had freaking legs!
392
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:59,125
Damn it.
393
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,628
Stop. Stop. I'm not losing
my sponsors again.
394
00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,897
Just... Just let me think.
395
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:11,705
Okay, so... so technically,
I just have to go to that spot
396
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,607
and I could run
right back, right?
397
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,908
I just need to walk
to the end of the hallway
398
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,310
and come right back.
399
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,245
There and back again.
400
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:22,048
Like "A Hobbit's Tale."
Okay, I can do this.
401
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,817
I can do this.
Oh, shit, I can't do it!
402
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,753
Come on, Shawn, you can.
The sponsors.
403
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:40,900
Okay.
404
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,775
All right.
405
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,987
All right, here I go.
Watch me soar.
406
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,392
Okay, I'm going,
but I need some support.
407
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,930
Like, can you send me pictures
of cute things like baby pandas
408
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,132
or dogs wearing clothes
and shit.
409
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,068
Shoot. Strike.
410
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,052
Did I leave that open?
411
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:41,393
Come on, Shawn.
You can do this.
412
00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,935
What was that?
413
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,115
It's real! It's real! It's real!
414
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,057
What do you want from me?!
415
00:28:25,272 --> 00:28:28,107
Oh, my God!
416
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,775
Oh, my God.
417
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,445
Shawn! I love you so much.
418
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,347
I can't believe it's you!
419
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,148
I'm obsessed with watching you.
420
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,183
I mean, watching your channel.
421
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,220
How did you find me?
You're not supposed to be here.
422
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,155
Oh, it's so good to see a human.
423
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,090
- Can I stay?
- Yes, please.
424
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,860
No!
425
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,162
Oh, please don't leave me.
426
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,430
Who are you?
I'm Chrissy.
427
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:54,233
You've probably seen, like,
a bazillion comments from me.
428
00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,270
I'm QuizCat94.
429
00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,538
Holy crap.
Can I just sit down for a second
430
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,973
and process all of this?
431
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,142
Of course.
432
00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:11,985
Oh, I'm fine.
433
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,355
How did you even figure out
where this place is?
434
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,825
Oh, it wasn't hard.
I just pieced things together.
435
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,569
You accidently gave it away
when you were said...
436
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,195
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop.
437
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,163
I don't want any more
surprise visitors tonight.
438
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,432
So you drove out
to the middle of nowhere
439
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,835
and then an hour down
a sketchy dirt road
440
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:32,838
in the middle of the night
all by yourself just to...
441
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,807
I just wanted
to say hi in person.
442
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,351
Also, I can help
with the ghost hunting.
443
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,177
I'm really good
at stuff like that.
444
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:40,380
Well, obviously I don't
need help ghost hunting.
445
00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:43,348
I'm pretty good at drawing them
out all by myself apparently.
446
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,452
I'm like a frickin'
salt lick for ghosts.
447
00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:46,953
- Wait, are you leaving?
- Huh?
448
00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,088
I think I'm just
going to leave my cameras.
449
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,366
Why? I thought you
needed the money.
450
00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,558
You can't pay me enough
to stay here.
451
00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:54,860
Even with the record
amount of views.
452
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:59,498
Serious?
453
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,333
Oh.
454
00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:09,208
Holy crap!
455
00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,310
See, Shawn.
They want us to stay.
456
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,913
Chrissy, not trying to be
an A-hole or anything,
457
00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:16,415
but they don't want us to stay,
they want me to stay.
458
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:20,520
The whole premise here is that
I'm alone in a haunted house.
459
00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:23,222
Seriously?
You want her to stay? Okay.
460
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:27,093
All right. I'll make a poll.
Should she stay?
461
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,297
You seriously want her to stay?
462
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,033
It's not going to be as scary
with two people here.
463
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,503
Shawn, are we staying?
464
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,975
The engagement is really high
with you here.
465
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,377
Oh, this is so stupid.
466
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:47,180
All right,
let me think about this.
467
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,215
Okay. We'll stay.
468
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,050
Yes! Yes!
469
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,652
Hey, sponsors,
I just want to say,
470
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:55,187
I know this is technically
outside of our agreement,
471
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,923
but you saw that
I didn't do this.
472
00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,257
She came on her own. Okay?
473
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,993
He's telling the truth.
I have never met him.
474
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,928
Okay.
475
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,365
We've got a ghost
to investigate.
476
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,403
Here. Take this.
477
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,875
It's Chrissy.
478
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,945
All right.
479
00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:28,187
All right, let's hurry
before I think it through.
480
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,328
I can't believe I'm coming
out here again.
481
00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:46,438
Hey, turn around. Look that way.
482
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,208
Turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walk backwards like that.
483
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:55,047
I got eyes in the back
of my head now.
484
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,117
I think we should go
to the master bedroom.
485
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,718
No, I don't want
to go down there.
486
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,322
That's where Corner Man lives.
Isn't that who you saw?
487
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,557
Okay, fine.
We'll go to his room.
488
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,065
Do I still need
to walk backwards?
489
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,738
Yes, but look up
so we can actually see.
490
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,702
Okay.
491
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,403
Better.
492
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,107
Hey, Shawn.
493
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,975
I think people would really
like it
494
00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,645
if you acted a little more
excited about this.
495
00:32:25,678 --> 00:32:27,580
Are you fan-splaining
to me right now?
496
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,148
I know what I'm doing.
497
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:34,153
There it is. That's his room.
498
00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,655
Some people legit died in there.
499
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,427
Chrissy!
500
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,463
Seriously?
501
00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,265
Chrissy!
502
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,470
Chrissy, what the hell
are you doing?
503
00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,538
I'm serious!
504
00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,740
You scared me.
What are you doing?
505
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:58,077
Sorry. Just hunting for ghosts.
506
00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,312
Okay. Well, new rule.
507
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:03,182
We're not going
to split up, ever. Okay?
508
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,457
Okay. Everything seems calm
in there right now.
509
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,103
Hey, to go over there.
That's his space.
510
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,205
You're disrespecting it.
511
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:39,052
I heard something.
512
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,553
I'm gonna kill her.
513
00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:44,490
Before this night is over,
I'm gonna kill Christy.
514
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,392
What is it?
515
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:50,262
I'm good at
checking out closets.
516
00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,337
This sounds like mice.
517
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,308
Whoa!
518
00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,710
That goes way back there.
519
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,588
Stairs!
520
00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:18,792
Let me see.
521
00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:22,595
A secret room.
Let's go down there.
522
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,163
That would be so stupid.
523
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,273
Why do you think
they covered this up?
524
00:34:34,307 --> 00:34:35,675
- Maybe they thought...
- Shh!
525
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:40,245
Oh, smells like
a dead feet in here.
526
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:46,452
This looks like an old cellar.
527
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,457
Shawn!
528
00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:54,193
Oh, wow.
529
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,672
What is that?
530
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:10,442
It's locked.
There's probably money in here.
531
00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:15,313
Do you think some of this
is Mildred's stuff?
532
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,582
I don't know.
533
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,422
What's that?
534
00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:26,558
What is this?
535
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,760
Mildred Pratt?
536
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,730
This must be her journal!
537
00:35:30,763 --> 00:35:34,533
Are we about to uncover
the secret of this house?
538
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:39,572
"The dianthus are blooming.
The birds are cooing.
539
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:43,442
Your visage is
in the sunlit canopies."
540
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,678
Oh, never mind.
These are just poems.
541
00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:47,347
That's so cool.
Read another one.
542
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:49,348
They don't even rhyme.
543
00:35:49,382 --> 00:35:50,717
What? Let me see.
544
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,585
What is that?
545
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,818
What is that?!
546
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,755
That is a dead animal!
547
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,623
That is a dead,
548
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,760
mummified animal!
549
00:36:00,793 --> 00:36:02,495
No!
550
00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:09,868
A secret room
with Mildred's stuff.
551
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:17,443
Do the wheel, please.
Yes. Yes. Let's do the wheel!
552
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:20,178
I'm actually excited this time.
Let's do it.
553
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,955
Here, Chrissy.
You can spin it.
554
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,325
It's on the line. Spin again.
555
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,995
No, Shawn.
It's not an accident.
556
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,763
Something wants us to do both.
557
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,938
Spirit board.
558
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,578
AVP reporter.
559
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,813
Candles?
560
00:36:54,847 --> 00:36:56,715
I don't have candles.
561
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,783
I have these.
562
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,927
To start, I'll need you
to read the poems out loud.
563
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,528
No, they're boring.
564
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:12,565
- They're not boring.
- Chrissy, this is my show.
565
00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,733
Put one of your hands
on this book.
566
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,640
Spirits of this house.
567
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,942
We want to talk to
the child spirits of this house.
568
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,045
Not to slendery thing.
Please.
569
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,648
I'm now turning the floor
over to Chrissy.
570
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,450
You got this.
571
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,655
How are you,
my spiritual children?
572
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,425
Listen.
573
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:51,003
Were any of you killed
by the spirit named Mildred?
574
00:37:55,842 --> 00:37:59,878
Shawn, I know a chant
that always works.
575
00:37:59,912 --> 00:38:01,713
Repeat after me.
576
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,852
No, I don't say weird things
I don't understand.
577
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,863
Okay, I don't know,
like, the literal translation.
578
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,490
But basically it's an offering
of peace to those
579
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,725
who may not be at peace.
580
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:14,993
Like, maybe the spirit
wasn't satisfied.
581
00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,730
Like, maybe they wanted
more out of life.
582
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,098
Okay. Fine.
583
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,500
Okay. Repeat after me.
584
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,315
What was that?
585
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:42,020
The motion sensors must have
picked up something
586
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,822
in the bathroom.
587
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,727
- Let's go check it out.
- No!
588
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,062
You have to check out
the paranormal activity, Shawn.
589
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,530
You made up the rules.
590
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:52,874
That's what we're
doing right now.
591
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,567
We're checking out the ghost
in this room.
592
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,611
If there's another ghost
when we're checking out a ghost,
593
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,472
it gets canceled out.
594
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,573
"Chrissy's braver than you."
Stop it.
595
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,942
She's not braver than me.
596
00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:05,077
She's just trying to get out
of our board game
597
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,013
because she's obviously losing.
598
00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:09,515
"Your rules, Shawn."
599
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,383
Oh, give me
a freaking break, guys.
600
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,585
I thought you were Wrathies.
601
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:19,792
Okay, just give me a minute
to think about this.
602
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,998
Don't worry, Shawn.
603
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:31,137
I have a feeling that soon
you won't be afraid anymore.
604
00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:33,538
Thank you for that.
605
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,542
What if Chrissy goes?
606
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,810
Sure. I guess.
607
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,680
But you said
we shouldn't separate ever.
608
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,882
But then I realized we should.
609
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,152
Guys, guys, whoa, whoa.
610
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,988
I'm not making her
go check it out by herself.
611
00:39:50,022 --> 00:39:52,592
She's a strong,
independent woman,
612
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,627
and she's choosing
to go alone, right?
613
00:39:57,997 --> 00:40:00,165
It's actually better this way
because I can look at
614
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:03,068
the monitors and let you know
if something's happening.
615
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,583
What was that?
616
00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:24,590
Did that just move?
617
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:29,060
Oh, crap.
618
00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:32,732
Chrissy?
619
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,203
Screw this room.
620
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,713
Chrissy?
621
00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:55,120
Chrissy?
622
00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,857
Chrissy!
623
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:06,098
Chrissy!
624
00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:20,778
Chrissy?
625
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,718
Ah!
626
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:29,288
Stupid... big little lies.
627
00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:30,688
What the "F" is wrong with you?
628
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,123
You are so jumpy.
629
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,693
Because there are literal
actual ghost things
630
00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:36,928
happening to me right now,
and you're up here
631
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,063
pissing around like you
don't care about any of it,
632
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,841
and you're trying
to turn my fans against me.
633
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,735
- Shawn, it's just a joke.
- No, it's not.
634
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,837
Where did you even go?
635
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,807
Just hiding.
636
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,975
Where, Chrissy?
You disappear so fast.
637
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,543
How do you even know
where to hide?
638
00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:54,247
Have you been here before?
639
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,615
Did you get here before I did?
640
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:57,950
No, Shawn.
641
00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:00,618
Then how did you get in?
I locked the door.
642
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:03,022
- I went through a window.
- Bullshit!
643
00:42:03,055 --> 00:42:07,092
You're not a huge fan.
You're a crazy stalker freak.
644
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,271
This whole thing has turned
into me baby sitting a freak.
645
00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:14,267
Meanwhile, I got 100% legit
demons or ghosts after me.
646
00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,303
You are officially uninvited.
647
00:42:18,337 --> 00:42:21,773
Now I'm going to go back
in the safe room by myself
648
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:24,843
and Google how to exorcise
ghost children.
649
00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:26,612
I don't think
that's a good idea.
650
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,213
Why not?
651
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,868
Oh, shit.
652
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,008
Oh, shit.
653
00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:01,180
Oh, shit.
654
00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,685
Oh, shit. I killed her.
655
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:08,920
I killed her.
656
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,957
I need the cops.
I need the cops.
657
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,293
Help!
658
00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:17,797
There's been an accident!
I killed someone!
659
00:43:17,830 --> 00:43:19,398
Somebody call the cops!
660
00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:21,933
I'm at the old Pratt house
about 20 miles down
661
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,402
McGreedy Road.
662
00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:26,205
I'm gonna drive into town
and turn myself in.
663
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,978
I'm so sorry!
It was an accident!
664
00:43:46,158 --> 00:43:47,927
Chrissy?
665
00:43:56,435 --> 00:43:58,203
Chrissy?
666
00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:12,050
Chrissy?
667
00:44:18,057 --> 00:44:21,393
I'm going to leave a first aid
kit right here for you.
668
00:44:31,437 --> 00:44:34,473
What the hell was that?!
669
00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:36,275
What is that?
670
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,953
It's her.
671
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,960
It's her.
672
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,262
It's Mildred.
673
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,398
Did you guys see that?
674
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,903
"You have to leave."
I can't leave!
675
00:45:04,937 --> 00:45:06,505
She's blocking the stairs.
676
00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:08,440
I'm gonna die.
677
00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:11,342
What video?
678
00:45:12,912 --> 00:45:16,115
Shawn, you know that thing
that was hanging in the closet?
679
00:45:16,148 --> 00:45:19,818
Well, I figured out what it was.
A symbol is a hamsa.
680
00:45:19,852 --> 00:45:22,253
It's hard to identify
because it's an ancient version.
681
00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,355
But if you look at these shapes,
you can see.
682
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,292
These are the fingers,
and this is the eyes.
683
00:45:26,325 --> 00:45:28,469
- This kid's like 12 years old.
- I don't know if you know
684
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,228
very much about hamsas,
but it's a symbol
685
00:45:30,262 --> 00:45:31,863
that is used to ward off evil.
686
00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,365
Everybody uses it...
687
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,067
The Jews, Muslims,
Christians, Pagans.
688
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,778
There's a whole thing
on Wikipedia about it,
689
00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:39,446
but I'm pretty sure that
the people that made it were
690
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,207
trying to keep the evil spirits
of the house at bay.
691
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,010
And my guess is it was probably
working until you destroyed it.
692
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,245
- What?
- I'm sorry, Shawn,
693
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,548
but I just wanted to say
I'm a big fan,
694
00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,450
and I think you're really funny,
and the world
695
00:45:51,483 --> 00:45:53,294
should just forgive you
because you're a good person
696
00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:56,322
and everybody's
too sensitive these days.
697
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,193
I unleased her.
698
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,830
I unleashed Mildred.
699
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:07,332
Somebody help me!
700
00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:10,935
"Push past her..."
701
00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:14,205
I can't! I can't!
702
00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:17,508
Come on, Shawn.
703
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:20,378
"If she had the power to attack
you, she would have done it."
704
00:46:20,412 --> 00:46:23,282
Okay, okay.
705
00:46:23,315 --> 00:46:27,218
I'm gonna go try to
squeeze past her.
706
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:31,343
Yes. Yes
707
00:48:31,377 --> 00:48:32,677
That's not my key.
708
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,297
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
709
00:48:57,302 --> 00:49:00,572
Ah!
710
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:09,413
Where are the cops?
I need help. I can't get out.
711
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:15,087
"Maybe you're supposed to
use the key to open the box."
712
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,955
How's that supposed to help?
713
00:49:23,095 --> 00:49:25,097
It fits.
714
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:35,373
Chrissy is Mildred!
715
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,395
I can't just jump out a window.
716
00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:08,173
This is crazy. No way
am I going back upstairs.
717
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,772
They're not going to let me
out of this house!
718
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,277
I can't leave. I've just gonna
wait for the cops.
719
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,382
What do you mean she owns me?
720
00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:28,520
Shawn, I'm a Latin professor
at Brown University.
721
00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,764
I've translated the Latin that
you spoke early in the night
722
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:33,292
when you tried
to talk to the dead.
723
00:51:33,325 --> 00:51:35,127
Shawn, that woman lied to you.
724
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,604
- What?
- This is the actual translation
725
00:51:36,628 --> 00:51:38,463
of what you said.
726
00:51:38,497 --> 00:51:41,298
I give thee my soul
and forfeit my will.
727
00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:43,268
- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry, Shawn.
728
00:51:43,302 --> 00:51:45,203
Can I help?
729
00:51:45,237 --> 00:51:47,638
Shawn, we have a theory about
what's been happening
730
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,407
at the house.
731
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,143
We think that every ghost lives
there used to be alive,
732
00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,847
like you, Mildred totally messes
with people's minds
733
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,382
and tries to make them
depressed and psycho
734
00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:59,783
and not themselves until
eventually she gets them
735
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,787
to say the chant that
you said you said.
736
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:04,255
So, Shawn, now that you said
the words, I'm afraid that
737
00:52:04,288 --> 00:52:05,533
you might feel like
killing yourself.
738
00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,225
- That's enough.
- Don't die, Shawn.
739
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,730
Oh, no.
740
00:52:13,632 --> 00:52:15,700
I'm not going to kill myself!
741
00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,470
Karma for what I did?
742
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:21,573
I didn't do anything wrong.
743
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,443
I apologized because I had to.
744
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:28,747
I lost everything.
My parents got death threats.
745
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:32,617
I was acquitted, by the way.
No one ever mentions that.
746
00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:38,690
I never said I was a role model!
747
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:42,327
I'm sick of apologizing
for being myself!
748
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:47,598
I regret apologizing, and that's
the only thing I regret!
749
00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:49,633
I didn't know he was sick!
750
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,570
He signed a waiver!
751
00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,940
I'm not racist!
Shawn.
752
00:52:54,973 --> 00:52:56,608
What was that?
753
00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:07,318
Guilty!
754
00:53:26,972 --> 00:53:28,740
Ouch.
755
00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:41,787
Ah! Ow, my legs!
756
00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:46,257
Oh, I can't look.
757
00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,793
I can't look.
758
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,498
Okay. I'll look.
759
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,908
I shouldn't have looked!
760
00:54:05,577 --> 00:54:08,347
Where are the cops?!
761
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,482
Clean it?
762
00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:13,752
Okay.
763
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,985
Oh, no.
764
00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,637
Spark plugs.
765
00:55:33,532 --> 00:55:36,400
Spark plugs.
766
00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:37,935
Yes!
767
00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:41,940
Oh. Yes, yes. Yes.
768
00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:45,610
Ah!
769
00:55:56,753 --> 00:55:58,823
Are you Shawn Ruddy?
770
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:02,860
Yes.
771
00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:05,597
Oh, you're my
freakin' hero, man!
772
00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:07,498
- Okay, son.
- You're never gonna hear me
773
00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,767
say another bad thing
about the police, I swear.
774
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,603
Okay. I'm just happy to help.
775
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,875
We have to get out of here fast.
776
00:56:16,908 --> 00:56:19,877
Where's your car?
I don't see your car, man.
777
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:24,882
I've been watching tonight.
It's some really great stuff.
778
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,118
What?
779
00:56:27,152 --> 00:56:30,655
But I really don't like it
when you hurt people, Shawn.
780
00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:32,690
No, no, no.
781
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,858
You really shouldn't
hurt people, Shawn.
782
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,595
Is that what this is about?
783
00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:41,098
I would never hurt anyone
on purpose!
784
00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:43,802
Except for you, mother frogger!
785
00:56:45,170 --> 00:56:46,437
Bitch!
786
00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:48,172
Strike. Ah!
787
00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:13,430
I can't see.
788
00:57:21,907 --> 00:57:23,908
Yes.
789
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,810
Oh, no! Ah!
790
00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,112
Ah!
791
00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:06,050
Help me!
They're coming to get me!
792
00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,990
I can't go back out there.
You saw what was in the woods.
793
00:58:13,792 --> 00:58:18,062
Hamsa lady? Who's hamsa lady?
794
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,106
Grandma were talking to that
guy I told you about.
795
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,833
He's in the house right now.
Tell him who you are.
796
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,002
My name is Hedy.
797
00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,572
When I was 15 years old,
798
00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,242
I lived in the Pratt house
as a nanny.
799
00:58:30,275 --> 00:58:31,977
No way! She lived here?
800
00:58:32,010 --> 00:58:35,247
There's a vengeful spirit
in the house named Mildred.
801
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,317
She came after me,
but I created a ward
802
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,220
to keep her powers at bay.
803
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,688
It's in upstairs closet.
804
00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:46,723
He destroyed the house, Grandma.
805
00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,693
Aw, shit.
He's going to die.
806
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,062
Can you tell him how to make
807
00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,597
a new hamsa?
Yes!
808
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,665
Tell me how to put it back.
809
00:58:57,602 --> 00:59:00,605
Oh, crap! Ah! Hurry.
810
00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:04,175
She sold her soul to the devil.
811
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:07,212
That's why
she has so much power.
812
00:59:07,245 --> 00:59:08,947
Talk faster.
813
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,582
And that's why your hamsa
814
00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,350
must be equally powerful.
815
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:15,218
Ah! He's coming! Ah!
816
00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:18,623
Let this be an important lesson.
817
00:59:18,657 --> 00:59:21,358
The devil always betrays you.
818
00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:23,628
Come on.
Just tell me how to do it!
819
00:59:23,662 --> 00:59:28,667
First, you must remember that
all worthwhile counter vigils
820
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,268
require a sacrifice of flesh.
821
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:34,238
Aaaah!
822
00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,788
Oh, God.
I need a weapon.
823
00:59:55,058 --> 00:59:57,062
Potato gun.
824
00:59:57,095 --> 00:59:59,030
Potatoes.
825
00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:00,765
Come on!
826
01:00:02,367 --> 01:00:04,135
Come on.
827
01:00:09,007 --> 01:00:10,240
Aaah!
828
01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:14,778
Yes.
829
01:00:42,307 --> 01:00:47,245
Shawn! Shawn! Shawn!
830
01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,085
No, no, no, no, no!
831
01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:57,020
Ah! Ah! No! Ah!
832
01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:00,958
No! Ah! No, no!
833
01:01:00,992 --> 01:01:03,762
Aaah! Aah!
834
01:01:13,805 --> 01:01:16,773
Did you see that, Internet?
835
01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,883
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
836
01:01:25,917 --> 01:01:27,352
No!
837
01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:49,007
Somebody help! I'm dying!
838
01:01:50,508 --> 01:01:54,378
I don't even know if
I'm still streaming.
839
01:01:54,412 --> 01:01:58,082
This is not the way
I imagined going out!
840
01:02:00,952 --> 01:02:03,453
I was supposed to repair
my image.
841
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:06,523
I don't want to be remembered as
a douchebag.
842
01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:10,227
Freaking Mildred!
She's such a C.
843
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:14,165
Maybe this is karma.
Is God smiting me?
844
01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:16,533
I'm sorry. Okay?
845
01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:19,937
I'm sorry.
846
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:21,438
No one can even hear me.
847
01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:23,908
Need to leave a note.
848
01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,385
"Unholy hand of power"?
849
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,020
"Influence others
with the power of your word."
850
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:39,423
This looks like
some kind of ritual.
851
01:02:39,457 --> 01:02:43,060
This must be what she did
to sell her soul.
852
01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:46,963
Who knew this was
actually a thing?
853
01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:50,267
Maybe there's something else.
854
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:53,337
"Nothing changes.
I am still, still, still.
855
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,907
I am like the pond water.
The pond water is still!"
856
01:02:56,940 --> 01:03:00,477
Pond water! That's what
the ghosts keep repeating.
857
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:03,413
She's forcing them
to memorize her poetry.
858
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,215
What a freaking weirdo.
859
01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:09,053
She's like me.
She wants an audience.
860
01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:11,888
She kept trying to get me
to read her poems.
861
01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:15,125
And her fiancé was a publisher.
862
01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,228
She's not creating a family.
863
01:03:17,262 --> 01:03:19,163
She's building a following.
864
01:03:19,197 --> 01:03:20,998
And I bet the more souls
she collects,
865
01:03:21,032 --> 01:03:23,433
the more powerful she becomes.
866
01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:27,472
And what can hurt someone
like me?
867
01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:34,145
Copy strike, a copy strike!
868
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:36,113
Remember when I did
that sewer surfing video,
869
01:03:36,147 --> 01:03:38,282
and I started singing
"Surfin USA"?
870
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,918
Well, the Beach Boys
record label put a copy strike
871
01:03:40,952 --> 01:03:43,420
on it and claimed all my money
for that video.
872
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:47,392
What if I put a copy strike
on Mildred? Forget the hamsa.
873
01:03:47,425 --> 01:03:50,995
If I can do this same
unholy hand ritual that she did,
874
01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:53,197
I can claim her revenue,
her power source.
875
01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:57,335
Are you following?
I can get my soul back!
876
01:03:57,368 --> 01:03:59,070
This looks like a Latin.
877
01:03:59,103 --> 01:04:02,340
Internet, please translate
these words for me.
878
01:04:02,373 --> 01:04:05,610
I'm going to need these words
by the time I get to my laptop.
879
01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:17,588
Let's de-monetize this bitch.
880
01:06:14,372 --> 01:06:16,140
Hey, Mildred!
881
01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,608
Believe me when
I say I understand
882
01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:21,278
why you do what you do.
883
01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:25,582
But in the words of my manager,
884
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:28,585
you've taken things too far.
885
01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:31,255
Way too far.
886
01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,407
I'm still streaming!
887
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,143
Can you guys hear me?
888
01:07:26,177 --> 01:07:28,478
You translated the words.
Thank you.
889
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:31,615
Death becomes
unholy with the power of my...
890
01:07:34,185 --> 01:07:35,652
Oh, crap.
891
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,288
Thank you so much, Internet.
892
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:51,568
Wrathies, I don't have
a lot of time,
893
01:07:51,602 --> 01:07:53,537
but I think it's probably
pretty obvious
894
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,240
to everyone that I'm not going
to make it out of here alive.
895
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,508
And I just wanted to thank you
for helping me
896
01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:00,477
and supporting me.
897
01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:02,847
The truth is I think
I've known for a while
898
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,782
that I've been crossing a line.
899
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:09,387
I wish I could go back and
change some stuff, but I can't.
900
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:14,592
And so I wanted to apologize,
but for realsies this time.
901
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:18,262
I'm sorry to everyone
I've hurt with my stunts.
902
01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:19,839
It was wrong of me
to pay a homeless man
903
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,798
to fight me for a video.
904
01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:24,268
He seemed so much bigger than
me, and I didn't think
905
01:08:24,302 --> 01:08:25,837
I could actually hurt him.
906
01:08:25,870 --> 01:08:27,772
But I apologize for hurting him.
907
01:08:27,805 --> 01:08:29,507
But what I didn't apologize for
908
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:32,643
was for thinking of
it in the first place.
909
01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:38,715
And also, I want to apologize
to the minorities.
910
01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,817
A lot of you thought
that I was making light
911
01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:42,285
of a serious situation
912
01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:44,188
when I got smuggled
across the border.
913
01:08:44,222 --> 01:08:45,555
That wasn't funny.
914
01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:47,925
I mean, it was,
but for the wrong reasons.
915
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,927
And I'm sorry.
916
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,697
I have been racially
and culturally insensitive.
917
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,800
But I've learned,
and I've grown.
918
01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:02,607
In fact, I'd like to dedicate
this broadcast
919
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,642
to the Blacks and Mexicans.
920
01:09:04,675 --> 01:09:07,143
This is for you.
921
01:09:17,655 --> 01:09:20,723
This is Shawn Ruddy promising
you the most
922
01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,493
cinematic experience
in live streaming.
923
01:09:44,782 --> 01:09:48,752
Mildred! I'm waiting!
924
01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,857
My soul is waiting!
925
01:09:56,027 --> 01:09:57,862
Fine.
926
01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:10,507
"Echo my heart. Echo my soul.
Bring my voice..."
927
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,413
"Blackbirds roam,
their voices moan."
928
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:19,917
I mean, some of these
are pretty good.
929
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:20,950
Not.
930
01:10:44,975 --> 01:10:47,845
Hey, little guy.
931
01:10:47,878 --> 01:10:49,813
I'm not gonna hurt you.
932
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,450
I think we can both agree
that mommy's
933
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,485
a little bit nuts, right?
934
01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:57,922
I was thinking
maybe we could join f...
935
01:11:07,798 --> 01:11:09,900
Ah!
936
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:14,070
Shawn!
937
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:19,443
You're going to face me yourself
or just send your child army
938
01:11:19,477 --> 01:11:21,745
after me like
a frickin' PewDiePie?
939
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:25,348
Shawny. Come get me.
940
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:27,785
You come get me!
941
01:11:27,818 --> 01:11:30,020
- You come get me.
- Opposite!
942
01:11:32,857 --> 01:11:35,825
I'll find you in
the hallway cam.
943
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,397
What the hell is that?
944
01:11:39,430 --> 01:11:41,365
Ah!
945
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:45,035
Corner Man, I saw you!
946
01:11:50,407 --> 01:11:52,042
Ah!
947
01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:54,645
I got you, you lazy...
948
01:11:54,678 --> 01:11:57,047
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, no!
949
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,420
Garlic!
950
01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:08,692
Garlic is bullshit!
951
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,827
[Mumbling indistinctly]
952
01:12:11,095 --> 01:12:14,498
Ah!
953
01:12:18,035 --> 01:12:19,503
Shawn?
954
01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:23,673
Shawn, I'm scared.
955
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:27,978
Help me, please.
You hurt me real bad.
956
01:12:28,012 --> 01:12:30,547
That's not gonna work, Mildred.
957
01:12:36,787 --> 01:12:38,655
Oh, shit.
958
01:12:40,157 --> 01:12:41,925
Mildred!
959
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,895
Maybe I can help.
I have the Internet.
960
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:48,698
There's a lot of nice people on
the Internet that like to help.
961
01:12:52,837 --> 01:12:54,805
No, no, no, no, no.
962
01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,073
No.
963
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:01,645
Come on. Turn on.
964
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:04,180
Turn on!
965
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,082
Shawn.
966
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:08,085
I want you to meet someone.
967
01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,002
What?!
968
01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:27,772
Help!
969
01:13:29,607 --> 01:13:32,575
This feels so good.
970
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,820
Hey.
971
01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,722
No way.
972
01:13:47,257 --> 01:13:50,860
Mm.
973
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:53,730
Mm-hmm.
974
01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:57,033
No! Mildred!
975
01:13:59,637 --> 01:14:02,772
The pond water is still.
976
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:18,222
Mildred, no! No!
977
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:29,633
No, Mildred!
978
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,835
I am the influencer!
979
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,937
Ah!
980
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:59,028
Aaaah!
981
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,587
Garlic may not work on ghosts.
982
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:26,323
But if there's one thing
the movies have taught me,
983
01:15:26,357 --> 01:15:28,792
it's that holy water will f...
984
01:15:55,085 --> 01:15:56,753
I'm gonna kill her.
985
01:15:56,787 --> 01:15:58,722
Again.
986
01:16:28,085 --> 01:16:29,887
Watch your hands! Gotcha!
987
01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:40,830
No!
Smash it!
988
01:16:40,863 --> 01:16:42,298
Shawn.
989
01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:52,608
Aaah!
990
01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:01,110
Okay.
991
01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:05,815
Surprise, bitch!
992
01:18:38,182 --> 01:18:39,983
Goodbye, Mildred.
993
01:18:40,017 --> 01:18:42,418
I hope you enjoy hell.
994
01:18:43,487 --> 01:18:47,223
Death becomes unholy with
the power of my unholy hand.
995
01:18:47,257 --> 01:18:49,225
I use the power of my will,
996
01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:53,297
my words,
my passion, my ambition,
997
01:18:53,330 --> 01:18:56,365
and my authority
to take the souls
998
01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:00,470
of this house
and bind them to me!
999
01:19:06,977 --> 01:19:11,147
Wait, wait. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
1000
01:19:25,562 --> 01:19:28,097
Why?! No!
1001
01:19:33,503 --> 01:19:35,305
No!
1002
01:19:53,957 --> 01:19:57,060
No!
1003
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,155
Bad Shawny.
1004
01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:53,350
I don't understand
what happened.
1005
01:20:53,383 --> 01:20:54,617
I said the words.
1006
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,853
I'm coming to get...
1007
01:21:02,392 --> 01:21:04,093
Ow.
1008
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,333
What does she want?
1009
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:13,235
It's over.
1010
01:21:13,268 --> 01:21:15,938
Subscribe.
1011
01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:21,043
Goodbye, Internet.
1012
01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,212
I'm sorry I let you down.
1013
01:21:33,657 --> 01:21:36,960
That's that nasty finger.
1014
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,395
What is it with Mildred
and fingers?
1015
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,267
A sacrifice of flesh.
1016
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,137
That old lady said that
the cult rituals
1017
01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,605
require a sacrifice of flesh.
1018
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:53,543
That's Mildred's finger.
1019
01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:58,180
Hey, Millie!
1020
01:21:58,213 --> 01:22:01,952
I'm about to put a ripple
in your pond water.
1021
01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:05,722
Death becomes unholy with
the power of my unholy hand.
1022
01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:09,958
I use the power of my will,
my words, my passion,
1023
01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:13,162
my ambition, and my authority!
1024
01:22:13,195 --> 01:22:15,565
To take the souls
of this house...
1025
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:20,103
And bind them...
1026
01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:22,472
to me!
1027
01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:08,785
I did it!
1028
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,587
Oh.
1029
01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:46,188
I did it.
1030
01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:47,290
No, we did it!
1031
01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:51,360
We beat this house!
1032
01:23:51,393 --> 01:23:55,498
I just want to take a minute
and think all of my fans.
1033
01:23:55,532 --> 01:23:58,200
I'm getting a little emosh.
1034
01:23:58,233 --> 01:24:01,603
We beat this house, you guys!
1035
01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:04,507
Suck on that, Huffington Post!
1036
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,608
Ow!
1037
01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:09,812
Oh, my leg is definitely broken.
1038
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I, Shawn Ruddy, am once again
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the number one
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