1
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Huh?

2
00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,200
Oh.

3
00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,547
Hi, guys.

4
00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,126
I'll be right back.

5
00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,630
Huh?

6
00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:33,857
Help!

7
00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,026
Over here!

8
00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,946
Be right with you, lady.

9
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Thanks, Barry.

10
00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,274
Thanks for helping me out again.

11
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That's all right, Chuck.

12
00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,446
That's what Sidekicks are for.

13
00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,243
But wherever I am,
whatever I'm doing

14
00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,163
all you got to do is ask, Chuck.

15
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Sure thing,
Chuckie-poo, old pal.

16
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Any old time, old buddy.

17
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Yeah!

18
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Barry worry, you geek.

19
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What a dork.

20
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Why don't you just
leave him alone?

21
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All right, class, settle down.

22
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That's enough.

23
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Let it happen, Barry.

24
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Relax.

25
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You don't have to fight it.

26
00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,575
Class time Friday,
chapter seven.

27
00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:52,871
Hey, Barry?

28
00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,833
Do you want me to wait after?

29
00:06:56,868 --> 00:06:57,799
<i>I can.</i>

30
00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,628
No, no, not tonight, Lauren.

31
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My dad's coming.

32
00:07:00,455 --> 00:07:01,212
Okay.

33
00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,174
Bye, Lauren.

34
00:07:04,209 --> 00:07:05,008
Bye.

35
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,472
Where were you this time?

36
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,103
Uh, Japan, I think.

37
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Uh-huh.

38
00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,858
You were supposed to
be in my history class.

39
00:07:21,893 --> 00:07:23,158
Yeah, I know.

40
00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,367
I don't know why it happens.

41
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,077
Barry, you've
got to understand.

42
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There's a time and
a place for dreams.

43
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It's not in CI Classroom.

44
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Yeah.

45
00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,409
Yeah, I know.

46
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When your dad
comes to pick you up,

47
00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:37,457
he and I need to
have a talk again.

48
00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,281
I've had talks with
him about the daydreams.

49
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,828
He's, uh, he's just never
been a physical kid.

50
00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,560
There's nothing wrong with that.

51
00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:21,174
Einstein, uh, Ghandi, Gershwin,

52
00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,544
there's nothing wrong
with these people.

53
00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:24,587
My son has asthma.

54
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,138
He's made up this world

55
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,342
where he can be
the star athlete,

56
00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:30,141
the quarterback.

57
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,554
He can be, uh- Chuck Norris?

58
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:36,933
Yeah.

59
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,401
Yeah.

60
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:43,898
He says they're sidekicks,
that they do things together.

61
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,110
I don't know.

62
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,945
You ever tried?

63
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:50,870
What?

64
00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:51,990
Being his sidekick?

65
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,619
I don't think I have
a chance against Chuck.

66
00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,998
I put in a lot of hours at work.

67
00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:01,214
Barry's alone 100 much

68
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:05,010
<i>with his videos,
his karate games-</i>

69
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,255
- We all put in extra
hours, Mr. Gabrewski.

70
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,632
That's not what I asked you.

71
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,302
Am I close with my son?

72
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:14,846
Yeah.

73
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,976
We went through some
hard times, and, uh,

74
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,376
that should have brought
us closer, but, uh-

75
00:09:24,411 --> 00:09:27,609
- You have to help him
change his priorities.

76
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,657
Maybe yours too.

77
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,968
Barry.

78
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,296
Barry!
What?

79
00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:49,554
Get a grip.

80
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,424
What's the matter with you?

81
00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:52,985
Oh, oh, nothing.

82
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,476
<i>Space case.</i>

83
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,616
Come on, let's go.

84
00:09:55,651 --> 00:09:56,721
It's late, let's go.

85
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,730
Bye, Barry.

86
00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,647
See you tomorrow.

87
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,620
Yes, thank you, Miss Chan.

88
00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:01,461
Thank you for your time.

89
00:10:01,496 --> 00:10:02,268
Did you forget something?

90
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,437
Hmm?

91
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:06,856
Oh.

92
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,900
Yeah, thank you.

93
00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:10,408
Let's go.

94
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,029
We'll see this Muster Stone
and sign you up for karate.

95
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,074
What?
Nothing, nothing.

96
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,409
One!

97
00:10:18,444 --> 00:10:19,494
Two!

98
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,538
Three!

99
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,671
Four!

100
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:24,770
Snap at the top!

101
00:10:24,805 --> 00:10:25,834
Come on, come on!

102
00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:27,175
Two!

103
00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,378
Stretch it!

104
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:29,594
Three!

105
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,089
I'm just going to
tell him we're here.

106
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,051
With speed.

107
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,261
Excuse me.

108
00:10:37,296 --> 00:10:38,634
Pardon me.

109
00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:39,973
Uh, excuse me.

110
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,148
Four!

111
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,893
<i>Let's snap at the top!</i>

112
00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:45,182
Snap it!

113
00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:46,494
Hey!

114
00:10:46,529 --> 00:10:47,567
You!

115
00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:48,625
Me?

116
00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:49,842
Yeah!

117
00:10:49,877 --> 00:10:50,990
You!

118
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:55,989
We don't wear shoes on
the mat here, mister.

119
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,073
Sorry.

120
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,747
Double knots.

121
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,960
Socks too?

122
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,652
Hey, hey, hey!

123
00:11:13,687 --> 00:11:15,175
Don't touch that.

124
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,553
So, you want to
learn karate, huh?

125
00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:19,947
Yeah.

126
00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,394
<i>Yeah?</i>

127
00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:22,772
Yeah?"

128
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:27,020
You mean, yes, sir,
don't you, son?

129
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,126
Oh, yeah.

130
00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:30,321
Yes, sir.

131
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,407
Your father here tells
me all you think about

132
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:37,447
is this, uh, art, this craft,
that has taken me years,

133
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:38,823
years, TO muster.

134
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,786
Could you wheeze a
little quieter, kid?

135
00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:45,222
I'm trying to talk, here.

136
00:11:45,257 --> 00:11:47,233
Excuse me, Mr. Stone.

137
00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:49,174
My son has a condition-

138
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,462
- You must be pretty good
to win all this stuff.

139
00:11:52,497 --> 00:11:55,054
Well, I don't like
to brag or anything-

140
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,800
- I bet you're almost
as good as Chuck Norris.

141
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,555
Chuck Norris?

142
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,684
Chuck Norris?

143
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,064
He doesn't compete anymore,
kid, and one of the reasons,

144
00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:14,817
one of the main reasons
he doesn't is me!

145
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,862
- Okay, let's, uh-
- He doesn't compete

146
00:12:17,897 --> 00:12:21,824
<i>because I would kick his ass.</i>

147
00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:22,863
<i>Let's go, son.</i>

148
00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:23,833
<i>Come on.</i>

149
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,792
Kick his ass!

150
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,536
Got you the first time.

151
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,254
This isn't all there is.

152
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,707
You know, kid, that's
the first smart thing

153
00:12:29,742 --> 00:12:30,632
you've said all day,

154
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,043
This isn't all there is. "

155
00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,086
It's just the best.

156
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:38,264
You know, karate is a sport

157
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,427
of discipline and
restraint and style,

158
00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,019
one that builds respect.

159
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,014
You believe in the
Easter bunny too, kid?

160
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,604
Chuck Norris!

161
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,298
Bring the gunpowder!

162
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,511
Now I teach you lesson!

163
00:13:23,546 --> 00:13:24,345
Help!

164
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,521
Hush.

165
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,890
I blow you up now.

166
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:28,725
Please!

167
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,269
Ah.
Help!

168
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:57,754
Help!

169
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:02,717
Help!

170
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,172
Uh-oh.

171
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,521
Time for bed.

172
00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:57,355
Uh, dad-

173
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,524
- You looked like you
were already asleep.

174
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,651
Were you watching that thing?

175
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:02,700
Yeah.

176
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,155
Yeah, I was, kind of.

177
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,868
Uh, dad?

178
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,294
What?

179
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,420
Did you ever, uh,

180
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,999
become involved with something?

181
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,342
Uh- It's lute.

182
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,336
You got to get your eight hours.

183
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,049
What?

184
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,615
Nothing.

185
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,762
What?

186
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,639
Forget it.

187
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,520
What?

188
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,236
Miss Chan!

189
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,405
Miss Chan, well, well.

190
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,080
Long time no see.

191
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,533
What's El Rusho Supremo?

192
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,667
The last time we spoke

193
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,744
your uncle was coming to town.

194
00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:55,037
Did he ever get here?

195
00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:55,920
Yes, today.

196
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,457
Please, Eugene, I'm lute.

197
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:58,840
Does he need a job?

198
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,461
If I may say so, I'm not
without influence in this town.

199
00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:02,837
I'm his sponsor, Mr. ques.

200
00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:04,303
He has a job.

201
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,965
He's going to be working
in my family's restaurant.

202
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,838
But that's so stereotypical.

203
00:16:07,873 --> 00:16:09,677
It's like working in a laundry.

204
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:10,852
Uh-huh.

205
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,103
Believe it or not,
we've done that too.

206
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,932
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm late for my date.

207
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,149
Date?

208
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,768
Oh, my jealousy rears
its ugly green head.

209
00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:19,318
Who's the lucky fellow?

210
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,813
An appointment date, Eugene,

211
00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:22,148
one of my students.

212
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,650
Trouble with one
of the urchins?

213
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:25,902
Perhaps I can be of assistance.

214
00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:27,069
Barry Gabrewski.

215
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,616
Oh, but he's, uh- He's what?

216
00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:33,034
Uh, well, he's,

217
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,246
slow and, uh, impaired-

218
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,394
Hopeless, hopeless.

219
00:16:39,429 --> 00:16:40,374
The kid is hopeless.

220
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,718
He's a dreamer, Mr. Mapes

221
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,215
and historically, dreamers have
a pretty good track record.

222
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,846
Barry.

223
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:57,785
Barry!

224
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,247
And what, may I ask,
was all that about?

225
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:08,296
Oh, I, I was working
out a Charley horse.

226
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,716
Yeah, I was, uh,
just working it out.

227
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,309
Uh-huh, we'll
talk about it later.

228
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,514
Now, there's someone I want
you and your dad to meet.

229
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:19,981
If he likes you

230
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,101
maybe he'll be the one to
teach you martial arts.

231
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,353
Nobody likes me.

232
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:25,354
Why would he?

233
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,358
Well, I don't know.

234
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,070
Maybe because he's a
little bit like you.

235
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,329
May I help you?

236
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,387
You can help
everybody in this place.

237
00:18:37,422 --> 00:18:39,410
Tell that chink to
douse that cigar.

238
00:18:39,445 --> 00:18:40,626
This is a public area.

239
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,496
He's not supposed to be
smoking that in here.

240
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:44,849
Yes, of course you are right.

241
00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:46,651
Since we are all so similar,

242
00:18:46,686 --> 00:18:48,384
would you mind telling me

243
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,422
which particular chink
you are referring to?

244
00:18:51,457 --> 00:18:53,883
The geezer in from
of you, Charlie.

245
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,677
Excuse me.

246
00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:57,887
Sign says-

247
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,723
Come on, come on.

248
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,238
Where, uh,

249
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,456
where is it?

250
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,118
By the way, my
name is not Charlie.

251
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:21,952
Huh?

252
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,038
Hmm.

253
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,706
Smoke.

254
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:27,750
Smoking.

255
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,878
I'm smoking?

256
00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:33,095
I'm smoking!

257
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,965
Get this thing off me.

258
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,764
This is my favorite jacket!

259
00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:43,349
What are you doing?

260
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,401
What's this?

261
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,355
That's how we teach
children to use chopsticks.

262
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,107
Okay.

263
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,235
I get the point.

264
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,573
See, if they had points on them

265
00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:00,991
you could just stub it.

266
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,126
It's not happening.

267
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,878
I wanted to impress your uncle.

268
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,790
Did you notice my
uncle stopped using his

269
00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:09,083
halfway through the meal?

270
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,835
He did?

271
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,212
He really likes you.

272
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,471
He's very impressed

273
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,598
with your work with computers.

274
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,760
Are you almost finished
with your program?

275
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,846
How did you know?

276
00:20:21,881 --> 00:20:23,013
Your son.

277
00:20:23,048 --> 00:20:23,848
Oh.

278
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,941
He's told me a lot about you.

279
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,603
He hasn't told
me much about you.

280
00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:31,404
What about you?

281
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:35,443
Well, my father built
this restaurant.

282
00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:37,326
He came here first.

283
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,447
Eight years later he
sent for my mother.

284
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,324
So you grew up
around here then?

285
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:43,457
Yes.

286
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,411
They worked here together.

287
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,454
Then my father died.

288
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,498
My mother run the place
herself for a while,

289
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:54,962
but then, two years ago,
he sent for her again.

290
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,676
Now it's all I
have left of them.

291
00:21:00,711 --> 00:21:01,510
And your uncle?

292
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,181
Dear uncle,

293
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:10,269
a poet and a charmer,
teacher and philosopher.

294
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,192
That is the ninth time.

295
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,360
Yeah, I'm sorry.

296
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:19,195
I wasn't ready.

297
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,032
That is the entire
point of this exercise.

298
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,583
You must always be ready.

299
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,954
And you,
you want to be a martial artist.

300
00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:32,291
And what would be
your fighting name?

301
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:37,171
Hmm, Barry the Leopard.

302
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,423
No, no, no, no.

303
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,514
Not quite right.

304
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:44,477
Uh, Barry the Tiger, who fights

305
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,223
with courage and
relies on instinct.

306
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,065
No.

307
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,602
That won't do.

308
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:57,656
Hmm.

309
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,546
I have it.

310
00:21:58,581 --> 00:21:59,401
I've got it.

311
00:21:59,436 --> 00:22:00,367
What?

312
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,904
What is it?

313
00:22:02,939 --> 00:22:05,407
Mr. Dumpling.

314
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,579
Mr. Dumpling, who fights
in a most deceptive manner

315
00:22:10,614 --> 00:22:12,748
by smashing the fists
of his opponents

316
00:22:12,783 --> 00:22:14,416
with his own face.

317
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,384
Uh, Mr. Lee.

318
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,048
Mr. Dumpling never attacks

319
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,428
because he does not
survive to attack,

320
00:22:26,463 --> 00:22:29,098
because he is never ready.

321
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,852
Okay, I get the
point, Mr. Lee.

322
00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:34,162
All right, then.

323
00:22:34,197 --> 00:22:35,402
It's very simple.

324
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,656
I will help you learn
what you want to know.

325
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,319
But once you stop wanting to
learn, I will stop teaching.

326
00:22:42,354 --> 00:22:44,071
Mr. Lee, I don't
want to stop learning.

327
00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:47,074
Oh, never interrupt
your teacher.

328
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,418
This, for example is a thief.

329
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,338
You cannot compromise
with a thief

330
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,917
<i>unless you wish to give
something of yourself away.</i>

331
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,670
Does that appear confusing?

332
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,298
Yes.

333
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,265
Good.

334
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,093
Life is very confusing.

335
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,478
And that is your first lesson.

336
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,432
I married the first
girl I took out.

337
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,311
How long has she been gone?

338
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,190
She passed away
almost 10 years ago.

339
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,363
You sure Barry is going to
be okay with your uncle?

340
00:23:26,398 --> 00:23:28,157
Oh, my uncle will
behave himself.

341
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,160
If he doesn't,
I'll break his arm.

342
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,247
More tea?

343
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:36,547
Yeah.

344
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,918
How far is your
school from your house?

345
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:42,212
About, uh, five, 10 minutes.

346
00:23:42,247 --> 00:23:43,543
Not how long.

347
00:23:43,578 --> 00:23:44,897
How far?
Oh.

348
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,181
Two miles.

349
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,808
How do you get there?

350
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,643
My dad drops me
off in the morning

351
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,681
picks me up in the
afternoon or I get a ride.

352
00:23:52,716 --> 00:23:54,516
From now on, you
will walk to school,

353
00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,268
that is until next week.

354
00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:57,818
Then you will run.

355
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,981
We will see if that is
a thief or a crutch.

356
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,743
Yes?

357
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,196
There's a problem out here.

358
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,157
Where's that little gal, grub?

359
00:24:10,192 --> 00:24:12,159
Grub, that is the
name, ain't it?

360
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,329
It's gab, Gabrewski.

361
00:24:15,364 --> 00:24:16,163
Go, go, go...

362
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,256
It's a funny name.

363
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:27,800
<i>It is a funny name.</i>

364
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,263
Grub's better, ain't it, boys?

365
00:24:33,298 --> 00:24:34,521
Right, guys?

366
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,184
Grub, grub, grub, grub!

367
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,233
What's your, what's your name?

368
00:24:44,268 --> 00:24:45,067
Hank.

369
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,528
It's short for Henry.

370
00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:48,786
Oh, yeah.

371
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,531
I had an uncle named
Henry one time.

372
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:51,365
Yeah?

373
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,450
I don't think I knew him.

374
00:24:53,485 --> 00:24:54,576
Let me deal with them.

375
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,580
What are you doing?

376
00:24:58,615 --> 00:24:59,415
Preparing.

377
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:03,419
We're going to do something
really special for you.

378
00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:05,587
We're going to
remodel this place.

379
00:25:05,622 --> 00:25:06,887
Yeah, boss.

380
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,132
We'll take that
wall over there

381
00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:09,008
and put it here.

382
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,353
That wall will be
back over here.

383
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:19,351
And I think the kitchen will
be all the way in the front.

384
00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:21,068
The front?

385
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,070
First thing we're going to do

386
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:26,025
is we're going to
start right here.

387
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,614
Look at this guy.

388
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,165
Whoa!

389
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,291
That boy's drunk.

390
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,120
That's a drunken Chinaman.

391
00:25:38,155 --> 00:25:40,581
Who order won't-on?

392
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,465
Ow!

393
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,605
You dumb idiot!

394
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,801
You son of 0, oh!

395
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:46,962
Sorry, sorry.

396
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,476
Hot, hot, hot!

397
00:26:00,511 --> 00:26:01,275
Water!

398
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,770
What, are you crazy?

399
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,985
You all right?

400
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,819
Uh-huh.

401
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,578
Ow!

402
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,809
You're on my hand!

403
00:26:21,844 --> 00:26:23,082
Get off my hand!

404
00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:23,916
Oh!

405
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,585
Ah!

406
00:26:55,989 --> 00:27:00,035
These gentlemen only
saw what I appeared to be.

407
00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:01,835
Lesson number two,

408
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,915
believe what is,
not what you think.

409
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,884
Remember, tomorrow you
walk to school, huh?

410
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,357
The
kid moved down the street.

411
00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:34,153
Alert, constant vigilance,

412
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:35,571
eternal suspicion,

413
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,990
like Chuck in the jungle.

414
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,578
Beware the enemy.

415
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,449
The kid evaded capture or
worse, this time,

416
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,828
but the bad guys are still
out there, somewhere.

417
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,177
Come on, you'll
be late for school.

418
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,689
Barry?

419
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,996
Are you okay?

420
00:28:47,031 --> 00:28:48,254
Uh, yeah.

421
00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:49,363
Hi, Lauren.

422
00:28:49,398 --> 00:28:50,355
What's wrong?

423
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,278
Where's your dad?

424
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,397
Oh, I thought I'd, uh,

425
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:54,900
I'd walk today.

426
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:56,909
Oh.

427
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,070
Gee, that's great exercise.

428
00:28:58,105 --> 00:28:59,411
Yeah.

429
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,621
Well, you better hurry

430
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:01,865
'cause class starts
in ten minutes.

431
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,699
Okay.

432
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,848
Barry, are you sure
you don't want a ride?

433
00:29:26,883 --> 00:29:28,023
No, that's okay.

434
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,018
I want to get my heart
rate up a little higher.

435
00:29:30,053 --> 00:29:30,894
Oh, okay.

436
00:29:30,929 --> 00:29:32,486
Bye.

437
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,355
Let's go, mom.

438
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,739
Now, we've read several of
the bard's important plays

439
00:29:42,774 --> 00:29:45,415
and these wondrous words

440
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,370
should stay with you
from now through the end

441
00:29:48,405 --> 00:29:49,538
of your days.

442
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,874
Mr. Cellini?

443
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,676
Yeah?

444
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,922
"Yes," is the proper
response, Mr. Cellini.

445
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,799
Okay.

446
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,767
Perhaps, Mr. Cellini,

447
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,283
we should test your
retention skills.

448
00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:08,765
From whence does
this quote come?

449
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,101
To thine own self be true.

450
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,525
Polonius, Mr.
Mapes, from Hamlet. "

451
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,534
Thai is correct, Lauren.

452
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,738
Let's try again, Mr.
Cellini, shall we?

453
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:26,867
Alas, poor yorick!

454
00:30:26,902 --> 00:30:29,036
I knew him...

455
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,838
Well?

456
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,334
Uh, it's from the
Bible, isn't it?

457
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,087
A book with which, I am sure

458
00:30:39,122 --> 00:30:40,839
you are thoroughly familiar.

459
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,093
No, Mr. Cellini,
it's not the Bible.

460
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,225
Yes, Mr. Gabrewski, what is it?

461
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,186
Uh, yeah, it's uh, Hamlet. "

462
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:58,127
Be still my heart!

463
00:30:58,162 --> 00:31:00,442
Yes, that's correct.

464
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,911
Careful, Mr. Cellini.

465
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,282
Your competition
for class dumbbell

466
00:31:07,317 --> 00:31:08,950
is rapidly diminishing.

467
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,372
<i>Now-</i>

468
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,262
- Better watch where
you're going, creep.

469
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,633
Accidents happen when
you don't pay attention.

470
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:26,975
Let me up.

471
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,804
But if I let you
up you might hurt me.

472
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,105
And I don't want you to hurt me.

473
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,810
It's lucky for you Muster
Stone didn't take you on

474
00:31:34,845 --> 00:31:35,734
'cause I'm in that class

475
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,146
and I'd be doing this every day.

476
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,490
Oh, look at this.

477
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,985
So where's your friend
Chuckie now, retard?

478
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,279
Oh, by the way,

479
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,324
Lauren doesn't like you.

480
00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:50,325
She pities you.

481
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,012
There.

482
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,516
Breathe out.

483
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,824
Okay, you're doing good.

484
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,652
All right, let's start again.

485
00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:27,028
All right, relax.

486
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,218
Breathe out.

487
00:32:29,253 --> 00:32:30,490
Bend your knees.

488
00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:31,408
Breathe in.

489
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,870
Move it,
lard ass, move it!

490
00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:35,704
34, hup.

491
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:37,372
35, hup.

492
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:39,249
36, hup.

493
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,751
37, hup.

494
00:32:41,786 --> 00:32:43,020
38, hup.

495
00:32:43,055 --> 00:32:44,254
39, hup.

496
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,298
40, hup.

497
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,217
Had enough?

498
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:51,761
41, hup, 42-

499
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,280
That's lone wolf.

500
00:33:52,315 --> 00:33:54,407
And little wolf too.

501
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,273
Well, well, well.

502
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,395
If it isn't the two
big, bad wolves.

503
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:27,983
What will you have?

504
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,154
Milk.

505
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,875
Hey, how about some cookies?

506
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:56,219
Bartender, make mine milk 100.

507
00:34:56,254 --> 00:34:57,554
Sure, Ranger.

508
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,859
Hey, you!

509
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:05,895
Get me a drink.

510
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,942
Hey, better yet, give me a kiss.

511
00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,944
Let go of me!

512
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,030
Let go of me!

513
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:17,032
Leave her alone.

514
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,370
All right, let's do it.

515
00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,391
I can take you, little wolf.

516
00:35:43,426 --> 00:35:46,227
Just you and me.

517
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,396
If you're wrong,

518
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,566
you're dead wrong.

519
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:20,762
Oh, ooh.

520
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,434
That was for nothing.

521
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,697
That was for something.

522
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,340
Watch it, Barry.

523
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:00,301
Wake up!

524
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,806
This is gym class,
sonny boy, not nap time.

525
00:37:04,841 --> 00:37:06,975
How dare you fall
asleep in my class!

526
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,853
Get up, boy!

527
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,835
Sorry, Mr. Horn.

528
00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:14,114
Oh, I'll bet you are

529
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,109
but not as sorry as
you're going to be.

530
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,653
I've been thinking, son.

531
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:21,037
It's been a while

532
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,490
since your last
physical evaluation.

533
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,494
There you are, lady.

534
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,706
Start climbing.

535
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,668
Let's go, Barry worry.

536
00:37:33,703 --> 00:37:35,260
Get up that rope.

537
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,005
Come on, Gabrewski,
whorl are you,

538
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,008
a man, or Marvin milk-toast?

539
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,575
Keep going, lady.

540
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,653
Don't even think about quitting.

541
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,783
You can do it, Barry!

542
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:10,545
Barry!

543
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,414
Hey, Barry!

544
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,542
I'll race you to the top.

545
00:38:14,577 --> 00:38:16,926
I, I can't.

546
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,178
<i>Sure you can.</i>

547
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,589
Just wrap your leg
around the rope

548
00:38:19,624 --> 00:38:21,716
and hold it with your foot.

549
00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:23,683
I can't.

550
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,219
Barry, I hate that word.

551
00:38:25,254 --> 00:38:26,759
Who is he talking to?

552
00:38:26,794 --> 00:38:28,175
Hey, you up there.

553
00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,557
You nod off again?

554
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,817
Get going!

555
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:33,686
Don't listen to them.

556
00:38:33,721 --> 00:38:35,195
Listen to me.

557
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,398
Wrap your leg around the rope.

558
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,533
That's it.

559
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,402
Now hold it with your foot.

560
00:38:41,437 --> 00:38:42,535
Okay.

561
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,571
Now all the
weight's in your legs.

562
00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:44,489
Relax your arms a little.

563
00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:45,288
See?

564
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,157
Weight's in your legs.

565
00:38:46,192 --> 00:38:47,332
There you go.

566
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,473
All right, now, pull!

567
00:38:49,508 --> 00:38:51,579
That's it, use your legs.

568
00:38:51,614 --> 00:38:52,413
That's it.

569
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:54,881
Good.

570
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:55,750
There you go.

571
00:38:57,126 --> 00:39:02,090
Pull, yeah.

572
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,092
Come on, Barry.

573
00:39:04,127 --> 00:39:05,218
You can do it.

574
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,394
Pull, Barry.

575
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,557
Yeah, you're doing great, Barry.

576
00:39:10,592 --> 00:39:11,641
It's all yours, Barry.

577
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,435
All the way to the top.

578
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,147
Well, I'll be.

579
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,885
All right, Barry!

580
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,791
Hit the showers!

581
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,751
Mr. Horn was sure mean today.

582
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,247
I think you ought
to tell your daddy.

583
00:39:34,282 --> 00:39:35,797
My daddy?

584
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,042
No, I don't think he
would be much help.

585
00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:39,342
Why not?

586
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,004
My daddy would rope
him, shoot him,

587
00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:42,755
stuff him, and mount him.

588
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:44,264
What?

589
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,238
That's what he always says.

590
00:39:46,273 --> 00:39:48,142
That's 'cause he's a Texan.

591
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,700
My dad's a computer
programmer from Pittsburgh.

592
00:39:50,735 --> 00:39:53,224
Make him mad, he just
punches the keyboard harder.

593
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,102
This is where I get off.

594
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,481
Oh, um, Lauren.

595
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:08,781
I, uh, I, uh, you know,

596
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,658
I really like you.

597
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,370
I like you too, Barry.

598
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,629
Okay, great.

599
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:20,585
Well, if I like you
and you like me,

600
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,837
why don't we go out?

601
00:40:22,872 --> 00:40:23,671
Go out?

602
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:25,673
Yeah.

603
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:32,180
Barry, I like you,
but just not like that.

604
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:35,725
What?

605
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,651
I worry about you.

606
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,028
<i>The others are so mean.</i>

607
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,732
It makes me feel so-
Sorry for me.

608
00:40:42,767 --> 00:40:43,656
No.

609
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:44,692
Yeah, Cellini was right.

610
00:40:44,727 --> 00:40:45,794
You pity me.

611
00:40:45,829 --> 00:40:46,762
I do not!

612
00:40:46,797 --> 00:40:47,660
I don't!

613
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,030
I get it, okay?

614
00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:49,944
Barry!

615
00:40:49,979 --> 00:40:50,823
Please.

616
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,395
I hate this crap.

617
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,028
I'm going to beat this thing.

618
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:31,489
I will beat you!

619
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,509
I'm going to show you

620
00:41:51,544 --> 00:41:53,344
how easy it could be.

621
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,099
All you have to do

622
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,019
is tell me what I want to know.

623
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,489
I won't tell you anything.

624
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,443
Hang on as long
as you can, Barry.

625
00:42:08,478 --> 00:42:09,586
You can do it.

626
00:42:09,621 --> 00:42:10,695
Just hung on.

627
00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:16,659
Filthy swine.

628
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,644
Come on, Barry worry.

629
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:24,792
Make it easy on yourself.

630
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:30,631
Chuck, Chuck, I can't breathe.

631
00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:33,141
What do you care, twerp?

632
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:36,012
<i>You sound like a bagpipe
when you do anyway.</i>

633
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,480
Hang on, Barry.

634
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,850
We'll get out of this.

635
00:42:40,885 --> 00:42:42,108
Not!

636
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,187
I'll just squeeze his lungs out.

637
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,325
Hang on, Barry.

638
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,117
I can't.

639
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,085
Hang on!

640
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,163
Barry, Barry.

641
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:04,957
Hang on, son!

642
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,126
That's it, Barry.

643
00:43:07,161 --> 00:43:08,002
Hang in there, boy.

644
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:17,491
Dr. Hingram to the
surgical ICU nurses station.

645
00:43:17,526 --> 00:43:21,224
Dr. Hingram to the surgical
ICU nurses station.

646
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:26,521
Has he been getting his allergy
shots on a regular basis?

647
00:43:26,556 --> 00:43:27,945
Yes.

648
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,274
Has he been under any
extraordinary stress later

649
00:43:30,309 --> 00:43:31,730
at home or at school?

650
00:43:31,765 --> 00:43:33,117
I don't think so.

651
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,072
He walked to school
feeling fine this morning.

652
00:43:36,107 --> 00:43:37,198
He seemed to be okay.

653
00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,035
Is he going to be all right?

654
00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:42,502
He'll be fine.

655
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,623
And it's probably not a bad
idea he does these things.

656
00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:47,708
You know, basically,
his lungs are okay.

657
00:43:47,743 --> 00:43:48,883
I looked at the x-rays.

658
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,711
<i>There's very little
scarring, if any.</i>

659
00:43:50,746 --> 00:43:51,844
Good.

660
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,297
Frankly, I'm surprised
at this attack,

661
00:43:53,332 --> 00:43:55,098
what with the humidity-

662
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,552
- Jerry-
- Noreen, thanks for coming.

663
00:43:57,587 --> 00:43:58,643
Where is Barry?

664
00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,179
- Lee.
- Is he all right?

665
00:44:00,214 --> 00:44:01,521
Yes.

666
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,557
Which room is he in?

667
00:44:02,592 --> 00:44:03,356
215.

668
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:04,607
Glad you called me.

669
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,560
The doctor said his X
rays are looking good.

670
00:44:05,595 --> 00:44:07,485
Oh, Noreen, this is Dr. Millard.

671
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,021
Ms. Chan is one of
Barry's teachers.

672
00:44:09,056 --> 00:44:10,148
Hi, nice to meet you.

673
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,319
Mr. Lee?

674
00:44:36,354 --> 00:44:37,300
Yes.

675
00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:39,760
I have something for you.

676
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:45,308
I will take this off,
only for a few minutes.

677
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,603
This will help you.

678
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,543
That smells awful.

679
00:45:12,578 --> 00:45:13,759
Yes.

680
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,796
That's how I know
when it's ready.

681
00:45:15,831 --> 00:45:18,347
It is an old remedy

682
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,469
with some of my
secret ingredients.

683
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,679
Breathe in the fumes.

684
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:26,641
Deeply.

685
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,352
Good.

686
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:31,979
Now rest.

687
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,530
It's, um, starting to burn.

688
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,207
What is it?

689
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,833
You must breathe.

690
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,578
The heat will not burn you.

691
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,288
It will help.

692
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:51,499
Relax.

693
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,838
You were perhaps overzealous.

694
00:45:57,873 --> 00:46:00,341
You tried to reach too for

695
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:02,677
too fast.

696
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:07,306
We will try again, but slower.

697
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:18,359
But now I believe
you want to learn.

698
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,780
Good night, Mr. Dumpling.

699
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,144
Let's start with a
few simple movements.

700
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,396
Low block.

701
00:46:56,431 --> 00:46:58,190
High block.

702
00:46:58,225 --> 00:46:59,025
Punch.

703
00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:01,325
Kick.

704
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,903
High block.

705
00:47:02,938 --> 00:47:03,738
Punch.

706
00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,538
Inhale four steps.

707
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,915
Exhale four steps.

708
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,918
Inhale four steps.

709
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,588
Come on, Barry.

710
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,536
The object is not to
hurt somebody else.

711
00:47:31,571 --> 00:47:34,143
It is to stop them
from hurting you.

712
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,774
You must respect the wood.

713
00:47:39,809 --> 00:47:41,272
It lives on its own.

714
00:47:41,307 --> 00:47:42,735
It has its own spirit.

715
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,288
Barry, Barry.

716
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,312
Yeah, I know.

717
00:47:57,347 --> 00:47:58,417
I'm up there.

718
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:41,877
Down and inhale.

719
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:43,796
Five.

720
00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:45,631
Now rest.

721
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,716
Had enough?

722
00:48:47,751 --> 00:48:48,641
Yeah.

723
00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:50,594
JUST one more, one more.

724
00:48:50,629 --> 00:48:51,512
Easy, easy.

725
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:54,557
Good.

726
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:56,225
Pick up!

727
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:00,354
How do you feel?

728
00:49:00,389 --> 00:49:01,362
I never felt better.

729
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:04,024
You lie as well as you run.

730
00:49:04,059 --> 00:49:04,859
Drink that.

731
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,159
What's this?

732
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,363
Be quiet, disrespectful boy.

733
00:49:09,398 --> 00:49:10,698
You dare question me?

734
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,910
You took me for six
bucks on gin rummy.

735
00:49:14,945 --> 00:49:16,888
I'm watching you like a hawk.

736
00:49:16,923 --> 00:49:18,831
That will help with breathing.

737
00:49:18,866 --> 00:49:19,665
Now drink.

738
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:23,426
Oh, God.

739
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:24,587
That's awful.

740
00:49:24,622 --> 00:49:25,678
Foolish boy.

741
00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:28,257
You think magic
should win taste test?

742
00:49:28,292 --> 00:49:30,433
Then nobody drink Pepsi-cola.

743
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,970
Pepsi has nothing
to worry about.

744
00:49:33,005 --> 00:49:34,270
You go home now.

745
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,223
You give me headache,
and besides,

746
00:49:36,258 --> 00:49:37,725
you have no more money to win.

747
00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:42,396
Here, take this
four times a day,

748
00:49:42,431 --> 00:49:43,230
twice on Sunday.

749
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:45,948
Okay.

750
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,158
Good-bye, miss Chan.

751
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,736
Don't play cards
with this guy, okay?

752
00:49:48,771 --> 00:49:50,755
Oh, I already learned that.

753
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:52,740
Say hi to your dad for me.

754
00:49:52,775 --> 00:49:53,657
All right.

755
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:55,784
Magic potion.

756
00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,580
Oh, what's in this?

757
00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:01,213
Don't worry.

758
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,082
It won't kill him.

759
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:05,419
Imagine my relief.

760
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:37,117
What the hell's that smell?

761
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,454
I don't know.

762
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,125
Must be a sewage
backup around here.

763
00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:52,091
No.

764
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:57,513
Don't be late for school.

765
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,487
Form a line!

766
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,491
Gabrewski, what
are you doing here?

767
00:51:17,526 --> 00:51:18,624
Get your butt up there

768
00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:20,494
on the benches with
the rest of the babies.

769
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,254
I'm okay, Mr. Horn.

770
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:25,165
I'm gonna take the class today.

771
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,883
Like hell you will, boy.

772
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,134
You end up in the hospital again

773
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,964
my tail will end up in
the ringer, for sure.

774
00:51:31,999 --> 00:51:33,222
Yeah, but-

775
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:37,011
- No buts, except
yours, parked up there.

776
00:51:37,046 --> 00:51:38,435
Now, get moving!

777
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:41,397
Yeah, Barry worry,
before you get hurt.

778
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:44,393
Cellini, I don't remember
asking for your opinion!

779
00:51:44,428 --> 00:51:45,394
20 laps!

780
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,282
All right, now it's time

781
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:53,235
to meet my good
friend, Mr. Push-up.

782
00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:56,655
Hit the deck.

783
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:02,668
Gabrewski, what are you doing?

784
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:05,748
I told you to get up there
with the rest of the babies.

785
00:52:05,783 --> 00:52:06,874
We haven't got all day.

786
00:52:06,909 --> 00:52:08,622
We 901 work to do.

787
00:52:08,657 --> 00:52:10,301
And I can do it.

788
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,588
Look, I'll sign a release
or something, okay?

789
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,550
You'll do that, boy.

790
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,804
Okay, everybody, Mr. Push-up.

791
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,037
All right, let us go.

792
00:52:24,072 --> 00:52:26,185
25 to warm you up.

793
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:27,067
One.

794
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:28,527
Gabrewski, you drop dead on me

795
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,732
and I swear I will shoot
myself and come on after you.

796
00:52:31,767 --> 00:52:32,524
Five, six.

797
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,246
Barry, I have
something for you.

798
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:42,409
You will work with
these an hour each day.

799
00:52:42,444 --> 00:52:43,744
If you make a mistake,

800
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,378
they will sting you,

801
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,999
but I will help
you make them sing.

802
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,138
They look deadly.

803
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,342
It is true, they are weapons,

804
00:52:58,377 --> 00:52:59,558
but you must realize

805
00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:02,012
that the greatest weapon
you'll ever possess

806
00:53:02,047 --> 00:53:03,764
is self-control.

807
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:28,956
Oh!

808
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,173
That's using your head, Barry.

809
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,323
That's beautiful.

810
00:54:03,358 --> 00:54:04,957
It's like a ballet.

811
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,869
It takes a long time to learn.

812
00:54:06,904 --> 00:54:07,995
Much discipline.

813
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,331
Come, Barry.

814
00:54:11,366 --> 00:54:13,465
Time to run.

815
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,501
Work him hard, Lee.

816
00:54:14,536 --> 00:54:15,801
Yes, sir.

817
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:16,879
See you later.

818
00:54:16,914 --> 00:54:17,755
Bye-bye.

819
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,178
I wish I could do what you do.

820
00:54:24,213 --> 00:54:25,262
<i>Sure, you can.</i>

821
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:27,868
I couldn't.

822
00:54:27,903 --> 00:54:28,807
<i>Come on.</i>

823
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:32,644
- What?
- Come on.

824
00:54:32,679 --> 00:54:34,396
No, no, no, no.

825
00:54:34,431 --> 00:54:35,612
What?

826
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:36,482
Feet together.

827
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:38,490
<i>Come on.</i>

828
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,194
I'm going to hurt myself.

829
00:54:40,229 --> 00:54:41,028
All right.

830
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,676
Mm-hmm.

831
00:54:43,711 --> 00:54:44,705
Okay.

832
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,699
Got that.

833
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,375
I can't.

834
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:57,384
I can't.

835
00:54:57,419 --> 00:54:58,677
You move so graceful.

836
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:02,132
It's more important
to be graceful here.

837
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:35,352
Heads up.

838
00:55:35,387 --> 00:55:36,416
10 out of 12.

839
00:55:36,451 --> 00:55:37,334
Not bad.

840
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,840
- Mr. Lee?
- Mm-hmm.

841
00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:46,593
Do you ever dream?

842
00:55:46,628 --> 00:55:47,469
Oh, yes.

843
00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:52,558
Not uh, just at night.

844
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:56,353
You mean dreaming
when you're awake?

845
00:55:56,388 --> 00:55:57,736
I mean, it's kind of like

846
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,774
I'm off some place or
having an adventure with-

847
00:56:00,809 --> 00:56:01,567
With him.

848
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:04,361
Yeah.

849
00:56:08,991 --> 00:56:10,874
Dreams are good.

850
00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,829
Even when you're
walking down a hallway

851
00:56:13,864 --> 00:56:15,462
or sitting in a classroom?

852
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:18,048
I like 'em and all that, but uh,

853
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,919
I mean,
is it normal for that to happen?

854
00:56:20,954 --> 00:56:23,418
You must learn
to control them.

855
00:56:23,453 --> 00:56:25,543
When you learn to control them,

856
00:56:25,578 --> 00:56:27,634
you will have fewer dreams then,

857
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,345
but they will be richer ones.

858
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,808
Is that the way
it's supposed to be?

859
00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:39,833
The dream world is
where the child lives.

860
00:56:39,868 --> 00:56:43,483
Growing older would
not mean growing wiser

861
00:56:43,518 --> 00:56:45,527
if that world did not exist.

862
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,906
How did you learn so much?

863
00:56:48,941 --> 00:56:49,740
Television.

864
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:14,181
Always expect the unexpected.

865
00:57:14,216 --> 00:57:15,015
Okay.

866
00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:21,939
Stop.

867
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:26,026
You're kicking much harder.

868
00:57:26,061 --> 00:57:26,985
Now I'm ready.

869
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:43,085
Breathe in, breathe out,
breathe in, breathe out.

870
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,045
Enough for now.

871
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,167
Enough for now!

872
00:57:46,202 --> 00:57:48,084
Not too bad.

873
00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:49,967
Now, we run.

874
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,521
Go, go, 6-0!

875
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,984
Go, Redskins, go!

876
00:58:07,019 --> 00:58:07,985
Go, go, 6-0!

877
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,279
Go, Redskins, go!

878
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,252
Hey.

879
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:21,707
Hey, it's Barry worry.

880
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:23,750
I can't breathe.

881
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:27,421
Up yours, Cellini.

882
00:58:27,456 --> 00:58:28,547
Oooh.

883
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,932
<i>Barry, Barry, we always
seem to meet this way.</i>

884
00:58:38,967 --> 00:58:40,857
What did you say to me?

885
00:58:40,892 --> 00:58:43,687
I said it's not going
to be so easy this time.

886
00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:51,132
What, do you think you're bud?

887
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,696
Just knock it
off, Cellini, okay?

888
00:58:52,731 --> 00:58:53,947
What are you gonna do now?

889
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,169
So you want to
learn karate, huh?

890
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,165
You're about to get your
first lesson for tree.

891
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,387
All right, I'm out of here.

892
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:20,557
Hey, Barry.

893
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:51,046
What in thunder
is going on here?

894
00:59:51,081 --> 00:59:52,544
Cellini, are you nuts?

895
00:59:52,579 --> 00:59:53,972
You could kill him.

896
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,183
He was the one
that started it.

897
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,809
If that's true, kid,
you've 901 less brains

898
00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:00,680
than a woodpecker on on
aluminum telephone pole.

899
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,725
Now you two break it
up and hit the showers.

900
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,194
All right, show's over.

901
01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,210
Come on, you kids, break it up.

902
01:00:09,245 --> 01:00:11,191
It's not over by a long shot.

903
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:16,613
Barry!

904
01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:23,641
Not bad, kid.

905
01:00:23,676 --> 01:00:24,955
Not bad at all.

906
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,175
I can't believe that was you.

907
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,796
Yeah, well, you're
not the only one.

908
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:35,931
He's such a creep and a bully.

909
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,468
Yeah, he's just an
all-around kind of guy.

910
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,890
Barry, what are you
doing this weekend?

911
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,644
Um, I'm going to the zoo.

912
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:49,604
Can I come with you?

913
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:52,357
Yeah.

914
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,902
Yeah, sure, I'd like that.

915
01:00:55,937 --> 01:00:57,202
Great.

916
01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:59,823
I'll see you in English, okay?

917
01:00:59,858 --> 01:01:01,825
Go, Redskins, go!

918
01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:45,368
More flesh razor blades
in this bubble gum.

919
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:49,831
More acid rain in
these jawbreakers.

920
01:01:49,866 --> 01:01:50,714
Yes!

921
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,709
Dynamite in the pinatas.

922
01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,922
Where's that girl?

923
01:01:57,957 --> 01:01:59,716
Bring me that girl.

924
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,635
Ah, yes.

925
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:06,348
Yes, boss?

926
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:11,436
What is the problem, huh?

927
01:02:11,471 --> 01:02:13,111
She won't talk.

928
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,113
I thought she was smart.

929
01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:18,318
Well, you know
what to do, so do it.

930
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:21,571
- My pleasure.
- No, no!

931
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,032
Help!

932
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,162
Let's do it.

933
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,759
All right, Barry

934
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,921
I'll take the from,
and you take the back.

935
01:02:37,956 --> 01:02:38,755
You know the cue.

936
01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:43,426
Same as always, all
hell breaks loose.

937
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:46,930
What about him?

938
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:55,355
Help me.

939
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:57,440
Help me.

940
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,047
Come on, get going.

941
01:03:00,082 --> 01:03:01,569
Let's get going now!

942
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,514
Help me.

943
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:36,146
Help me, help me.

944
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,067
Help me.

945
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:44,279
Help me.

946
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,082
Wasn't that spike?

947
01:03:56,117 --> 01:03:57,083
I don't know.

948
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:16,144
Well, our hero.

949
01:04:16,179 --> 01:04:16,978
Get him!

950
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:35,830
Oh, a hero clone.

951
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,418
Destroy them both!

952
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,180
You missed me.

953
01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,938
Get them, get them, get them!

954
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:08,828
Listen to me now.

955
01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:10,955
Get them, get them, get them!

956
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:14,911
Get them, get them, get
'em, get 'em, get 'em.

957
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,265
You wouldn't dare.

958
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,018
Ooh!

959
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,540
Help!

960
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:07,046
Get me down from here.

961
01:06:07,081 --> 01:06:08,482
Help me!

962
01:06:08,517 --> 01:06:09,846
Help, Spike!

963
01:06:09,881 --> 01:06:11,141
Where is spike?

964
01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,934
He's never around
when you need him.

965
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,722
I'll just hang around
up here till they leave.

966
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:21,561
I'll just hang around up here.

967
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:27,192
Maybe not.

968
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:31,362
Ew.

969
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:41,372
Help!

970
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:48,588
- Sweetheart.
- Barry.

971
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,766
Hey, Barry.

972
01:06:53,801 --> 01:06:55,177
What's going on?

973
01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,519
Where's Noreen?

974
01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:58,556
Hey, this is my dream.

975
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,434
My hero!

976
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,770
Oh.

977
01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,958
Hi.

978
01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,467
Here, tough guy.

979
01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:29,462
You want a real shot at me?

980
01:07:29,497 --> 01:07:31,095
There's your chance,

981
01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,423
if you're not too chicken.

982
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,218
A karate tournament?

983
01:07:35,253 --> 01:07:36,434
That's right.

984
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,137
It's a fair contest.

985
01:07:38,172 --> 01:07:38,937
Fair?

986
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,146
That will be the day.

987
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:42,774
Lauren, I used to
think you were smart.

988
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:45,520
I mean, I don't know why
you hang around this bozo

989
01:07:45,555 --> 01:07:47,689
when you could have
someone like me.

990
01:07:47,724 --> 01:07:49,354
Don't make me ill.

991
01:07:49,389 --> 01:07:50,949
All right, class,

992
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,654
the day we've all been
waiting for is finally here,

993
01:07:54,689 --> 01:07:56,906
the English romantic poets.

994
01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:02,453
Now, we're going to start
with Percy Bysshe Shelley.

995
01:08:02,488 --> 01:08:04,789
We have decided
we will join you

996
01:08:04,824 --> 01:08:06,666
in this team competition.

997
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,003
I should feel happy,

998
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,172
but I'm not.

999
01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:16,363
Natural reaction.

1000
01:08:16,398 --> 01:08:18,052
Natural doubt.

1001
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:23,266
I'm not ready.

1002
01:08:23,301 --> 01:08:24,100
True.

1003
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:27,520
Look at the tortoise, Barry.

1004
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,232
The tortoise is very clumsy

1005
01:08:31,267 --> 01:08:34,158
and not musical at all

1006
01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:37,238
but it has been said,
and I believe it

1007
01:08:37,273 --> 01:08:39,633
when all things are right,

1008
01:08:39,668 --> 01:08:41,958
when a dream becomes true,

1009
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:44,412
when the impossible
is accomplished

1010
01:08:44,447 --> 01:08:45,747
and lies behind you,

1011
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:51,711
on that day, the
turtles will dance.

1012
01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:55,256
Tortoises can't dance.

1013
01:08:55,291 --> 01:08:56,180
A- ha.

1014
01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,432
You only think they can't.

1015
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,385
If you believe they
can, they will.

1016
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:04,182
Barry, come take
a look at this.

1017
01:09:04,217 --> 01:09:05,558
<i>I rest my case.</i>

1018
01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:19,947
Wait for me!

1019
01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:46,856
My goodness.

1020
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,483
You're doubling your bets?

1021
01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,645
What am I going to do if I lose?

1022
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,737
I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.

1023
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:55,942
I'm going to treat you to
a dinner at my restaurant.

1024
01:09:56,776 --> 01:10:00,571
Frying, Frying Dragon.

1025
01:10:00,606 --> 01:10:02,031
This one?

1026
01:10:02,066 --> 01:10:03,289
Ooh.

1027
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:04,951
Thank you very much.

1028
01:10:04,986 --> 01:10:06,452
Now, you, girl.

1029
01:10:06,487 --> 01:10:07,286
This one?

1030
01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:12,924
Ladies and gentlemen

1031
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,336
welcome to the Texas open
team karate championship.

1032
01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:19,257
But before this nationally
sanctioned meet,

1033
01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:20,682
you'll enjoy a demonstration

1034
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:23,469
by some of the most renowned
martial artists in the country.

1035
01:10:23,504 --> 01:10:26,431
There will be plenty
of action here today.

1036
01:10:26,466 --> 01:10:27,845
All right.

1037
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,190
Great.

1038
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,108
Will
all competitors

1039
01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:32,235
please make sure to register?

1040
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,063
Listen, there's no sense
all of us standing here.

1041
01:10:34,098 --> 01:10:35,857
Why don't you go ahead and
watch some demonstrations.

1042
01:10:35,892 --> 01:10:36,691
Yeah, okay, great.

1043
01:10:36,726 --> 01:10:37,949
Thanks.

1044
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,117
You're all set.

1045
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:40,403
- All right, thanks.
- Thank you.

1046
01:10:40,438 --> 01:10:41,369
Good morning.

1047
01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:42,363
Application, please?

1048
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,282
All right.

1049
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:49,704
Next up,
weapons form demonstrations.

1050
01:10:49,739 --> 01:10:51,244
And who's your fourth?

1051
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:52,714
Oh, we don't have one.

1052
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:54,834
We wanted to compete
as a three-person team.

1053
01:10:54,869 --> 01:10:56,259
Ah, no.

1054
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,010
It's a team competition

1055
01:10:58,045 --> 01:11:00,173
and you have to have
a complete team,

1056
01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:04,100
which is four people, so,

1057
01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:05,970
you're just gonna have to
find another team member.

1058
01:11:06,929 --> 01:11:08,118
Thanks so much.

1059
01:11:08,153 --> 01:11:09,272
Step aside.

1060
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:10,808
Application, please?

1061
01:11:10,843 --> 01:11:11,816
Good morning.

1062
01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:12,852
Thank you very much.

1063
01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:17,071
This
competition has drawn

1064
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,031
the karate world's
best and brightest

1065
01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:22,028
for what should be an afternoon
of unexcelled excitement.

1066
01:11:22,063 --> 01:11:25,740
Here's Andrew Ashley
demonstrating sword techniques.

1067
01:11:25,775 --> 01:11:27,165
Topflight competitors all,

1068
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,911
including last year's
champion team, Stone Dojo

1069
01:11:29,946 --> 01:11:32,622
and second place contender,
The Kick Connection.

1070
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:39,212
Oh, Barry is going
to be so disappointed.

1071
01:11:39,247 --> 01:11:40,630
There's Chuck Norris.

1072
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,012
I have an idea for fourth.

1073
01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:50,723
<i>Come on.</i>

1074
01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:58,696
They grabbed him by the leg

1075
01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,525
and ripped his pants
completely off.

1076
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:04,904
Well, well, well,
what a surprise.

1077
01:12:04,939 --> 01:12:06,078
Chuck Norris.

1078
01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:07,907
Too bad you're not
still fighting.

1079
01:12:07,942 --> 01:12:09,676
<i>I'd love to kick your ass.</i>

1080
01:12:09,711 --> 01:12:11,375
Only in your dreams, Stone.

1081
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:13,788
Yeah, it would be your
worst nightmare, Chuck.

1082
01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,251
That guy hasn't
changed, has he?

1083
01:12:18,286 --> 01:12:19,252
Are you crazy, uncle?

1084
01:12:19,287 --> 01:12:20,134
<i>He's a star.</i>

1085
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,921
He's not gonna join our team.

1086
01:12:21,956 --> 01:12:23,631
He's the boy's hero.

1087
01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:24,482
Ask him.

1088
01:12:24,517 --> 01:12:25,264
Excuse me.

1089
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,516
Judge coming through.

1090
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,761
That's not the
original training table.

1091
01:12:28,796 --> 01:12:29,804
He'll never let me.

1092
01:12:29,839 --> 01:12:31,218
There he is.

1093
01:12:31,253 --> 01:12:32,342
Ask him.

1094
01:12:32,377 --> 01:12:33,432
Ask well.

1095
01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:41,239
I think
the internationals

1096
01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:42,817
are one of the toughest
tournaments we fought in.

1097
01:12:42,852 --> 01:12:43,991
Hello?

1098
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,529
Most black
belts I've ever seen.

1099
01:12:46,564 --> 01:12:47,572
Excuse me?

1100
01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:51,082
Hi.

1101
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:54,078
Could I talk to you for a
minute, please, Mr. Norris?

1102
01:12:54,113 --> 01:12:54,877
Yeah, sure.

1103
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:55,663
Just a second, guys.

1104
01:12:58,833 --> 01:12:59,959
Can I help you?

1105
01:12:59,994 --> 01:13:01,144
I'm Noreen Chan.

1106
01:13:01,179 --> 01:13:02,295
Oh, hi, Noreen.

1107
01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,085
Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.

1108
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,566
- Yeah.
- And you're-

1109
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:07,325
Oh, me?

1110
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,444
Oh, well, I'm Barry.

1111
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,162
Hi, Barry.

1112
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,031
Nice to meet you.

1113
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:14,867
You competing?

1114
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:16,535
Yeah.

1115
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,704
You nervous?

1116
01:14:18,739 --> 01:14:19,837
Oh, gosh, yes.

1117
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,832
I've never been so
nervous in my life.

1118
01:14:21,867 --> 01:14:22,833
Well, being nervous is good.

1119
01:14:22,868 --> 01:14:23,834
It loosens you up.

1120
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:27,713
I'll tell you what.

1121
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,218
Why don't you and I 90
win this thing, huh?

1122
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,019
What do you mean?

1123
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:37,431
I mean you needed
a fourth team member

1124
01:14:37,466 --> 01:14:39,190
and now you've got one.

1125
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:40,893
Besides, there's a fighter here

1126
01:14:40,928 --> 01:14:42,561
who needs a lesson in humility.

1127
01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:46,697
We'll
be back with the first

1128
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:49,151
of the competitions,
the ladies kata

1129
01:14:49,186 --> 01:14:51,588
after a brief intermission.

1130
01:14:51,623 --> 01:14:53,990
This is a little joke here?

1131
01:14:54,025 --> 01:14:55,122
What?

1132
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,702
Oh, come on, Chuck Norris?

1133
01:14:57,737 --> 01:14:58,744
The Chuck Norris?

1134
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:02,164
You got a problem
with that, son?

1135
01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:06,252
No.

1136
01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,422
And the name of your team?

1137
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:19,730
Happy?

1138
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:20,599
I still can't believe it.

1139
01:15:20,634 --> 01:15:21,559
Somebody pinch me.

1140
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,110
Ow!

1141
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:24,979
Mr. Lee, that's
only an expression.

1142
01:15:25,014 --> 01:15:26,268
Then why say it?

1143
01:15:26,303 --> 01:15:27,455
I go home now.

1144
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:28,572
What do you mean?

1145
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,275
I 9010 restaurant To run.

1146
01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,857
I'll be back in time.

1147
01:15:31,892 --> 01:15:33,404
Be back by two o'clock.

1148
01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,992
Will all
competitors for the women's kata

1149
01:15:38,027 --> 01:15:40,494
please report to
the judges' stand?

1150
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:29,835
Noreen Chan, representing
the Frying Dragon Dojo.

1151
01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:01,659
Beautiful!

1152
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:06,914
<i>Mun.</i>

1153
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,917
That was great.

1154
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:12,002
That was beautiful.

1155
01:17:12,037 --> 01:17:12,837
Beautiful.

1156
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,882
That was so great.

1157
01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:19,218
Have you seen uncle?

1158
01:17:19,253 --> 01:17:20,684
No.

1159
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:24,682
Malia Bernul
representing the Stone Dojo.

1160
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:03,929
First place, Malia Bernal.

1161
01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:10,123
The Stone Dojo off
to an early lead

1162
01:18:10,158 --> 01:18:12,090
going into the
breaking competition

1163
01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:14,023
and a strong
second-place showing

1164
01:18:14,058 --> 01:18:15,232
from Noreen Chan.

1165
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,884
Where is he?

1166
01:18:20,919 --> 01:18:22,413
<i>$30.</i>

1167
01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:23,282
I called the restaurant.

1168
01:18:23,317 --> 01:18:24,116
He wasn't there.

1169
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:31,874
Randy Cellini,
last year's winner

1170
01:18:31,909 --> 01:18:33,476
looking to better his record

1171
01:18:33,511 --> 01:18:35,044
with an eight-brick break.

1172
01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:52,603
Randy Cellini,
ladies and gentlemen

1173
01:18:52,638 --> 01:18:53,812
from the Stone Dojo.

1174
01:18:55,648 --> 01:18:57,448
We have one more
contestant left.

1175
01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:00,778
Lee Chan from the flying,
no, Frying Dragon.

1176
01:19:00,813 --> 01:19:04,073
Would Mr. Lee Chan
enter the ring, please?

1177
01:19:04,108 --> 01:19:05,821
Mr. Lee Chan.

1178
01:19:05,856 --> 01:19:07,216
Excuse, please.

1179
01:19:07,251 --> 01:19:08,577
Coming through.

1180
01:19:08,612 --> 01:19:09,793
Excuse.

1181
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:10,955
He's here, he's here.

1182
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:14,924
Hey, check this out.

1183
01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:16,961
Here's a guy going
to break bricks

1184
01:19:16,996 --> 01:19:18,337
wearing an apron.

1185
01:19:19,546 --> 01:19:21,861
Hey, you're not
wearing a karate gi.

1186
01:19:21,896 --> 01:19:24,176
Don't need karate
gi for brick breaking.

1187
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:36,272
Is it red or white
wine with bricks?

1188
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:42,278
Ladies and gentlemen, he's
asking for another brick.

1189
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,562
Wow!

1190
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,439
He broke them, he broke them.

1191
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:17,187
Hey, we're going to be
eating humble brick here, Dave.

1192
01:20:17,222 --> 01:20:18,022
Yeah!

1193
01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:25,995
That
brings the Frying Dragon

1194
01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:29,867
within two points of the
champion, Stone Dojo.

1195
01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:05,214
Manuel Serrano,
ladies and gentlemen

1196
01:21:05,249 --> 01:21:07,411
the Stone Dojo's
master swordsman

1197
01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:11,116
and it's championship
technique at its best.

1198
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:19,500
Yeah!

1199
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,226
Barry Gabrewski.

1200
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,653
What a show, what a show!

1201
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,586
Entering the freestyle fighting,

1202
01:23:06,621 --> 01:23:08,449
the Dragons are in second place

1203
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:12,571
against the undefeated
dojo master, Kelly Stone.

1204
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:28,003
Chuck.

1205
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,262
Chuck.

1206
01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:31,798
This is my dad.

1207
01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:33,265
Hi, how are you?

1208
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:36,595
Mr. Norris, I feel like
I've known you a long time.

1209
01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:37,519
Well, it's Chuck

1210
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:38,784
and it's nice meeting you.

1211
01:23:38,819 --> 01:23:39,980
I want to let you know

1212
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,600
how much I appreciate
your helping my boy,

1213
01:23:41,635 --> 01:23:42,976
<i>"pining 'he team.</i>

1214
01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:52,784
Oh, hi.

1215
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:54,133
I have to get ready.

1216
01:23:54,168 --> 01:23:55,558
Nice meeting you.

1217
01:23:55,593 --> 01:23:56,949
Nice meeting you too.

1218
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:07,417
Point.

1219
01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:45,372
Ah, yeah.

1220
01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,075
Chuck Norris

1221
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,613
will meet Kelly Stone
in the final match.

1222
01:25:17,648 --> 01:25:18,537
Yeah.

1223
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:19,656
Come on, come on!

1224
01:25:19,691 --> 01:25:20,699
Go get him.

1225
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,956
You know, Norris,
I've always wanted

1226
01:25:27,991 --> 01:25:29,875
to see how good you really are.

1227
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,337
You're only going
to see it once, Stone.

1228
01:25:33,372 --> 01:25:34,379
Yeah.

1229
01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:41,476
And here they are

1230
01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:43,729
in the final freestyle pairing

1231
01:25:43,764 --> 01:25:46,308
Chuck Norris for
the Frying Dragon

1232
01:25:46,343 --> 01:25:48,852
and Kelly Stone
representing his dojo.

1233
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,741
Yeah!

1234
01:26:02,776 --> 01:26:03,992
Huh?

1235
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,621
You talking to me, all of you?

1236
01:26:07,656 --> 01:26:10,165
<i>Come on, all the way.</i>

1237
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:11,416
Come on, Chuck.

1238
01:26:42,989 --> 01:26:44,219
Come on!

1239
01:26:44,254 --> 01:26:45,415
All right!

1240
01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:46,410
Come on, Norris!

1241
01:26:46,445 --> 01:26:47,244
<i>Come on.</i>

1242
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,178
Add one point.

1243
01:26:58,213 --> 01:26:59,262
You didn't say go, man!

1244
01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:00,924
You didn't say go, all right?

1245
01:27:00,959 --> 01:27:03,510
I wasn't ready.

1246
01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:27,117
No point.

1247
01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:46,601
All right!

1248
01:27:46,636 --> 01:27:48,659
Way to go, Chuck!

1249
01:27:48,694 --> 01:27:50,272
Shut up, you twerp.

1250
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,815
All right, Norris.

1251
01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:54,186
<i>Let's really do it now, man.</i>

1252
01:27:55,645 --> 01:28:00,275
I'll go with you.

1253
01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:28,303
Whoa!

1254
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:31,097
Wow-wow!

1255
01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:36,443
Ooh.

1256
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:37,813
Oh, that hurt.

1257
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:06,820
Well, ladies and gentlemen,

1258
01:29:06,855 --> 01:29:08,016
it seems we now have a tie.

1259
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:11,096
The Stone Dojo and
the Frying Dragon

1260
01:29:11,131 --> 01:29:12,948
have both amassed 36 points.

1261
01:29:12,983 --> 01:29:14,731
There will be a tie breaker.

1262
01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,977
Please stand by for
an announcement.

1263
01:29:17,012 --> 01:29:18,478
Frying Dragon calls heads.

1264
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,113
Heads it is.

1265
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:24,442
The Frying Dragon team
chooses the participant.

1266
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:33,577
It will be Barry.

1267
01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:35,919
Me?

1268
01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:37,205
Oh, well, why me?

1269
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:38,421
You can do it.

1270
01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:39,589
You won the weapons.

1271
01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:41,584
They don't have anyone
who can touch you.

1272
01:29:41,619 --> 01:29:43,332
You're the one with
something to prove.

1273
01:29:43,367 --> 01:29:45,046
You've already
proven yourself, son.

1274
01:29:45,081 --> 01:29:46,631
Just do what you think is right.

1275
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:50,864
The tie breaker
will be between

1276
01:29:50,899 --> 01:29:53,395
Barry Gabrewski
and Randy Cellini.

1277
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:55,891
- And the event will be-
- Breaking.

1278
01:29:55,926 --> 01:29:58,143
We choose breaking.

1279
01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:05,400
You know how to do
this stuff, Barry?

1280
01:30:05,435 --> 01:30:06,199
Yeah.

1281
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,694
Yeah, kind of.

1282
01:30:07,729 --> 01:30:09,359
I've done it once.

1283
01:30:09,394 --> 01:30:11,005
You can do it again.

1284
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,616
We're
with you, Barry.

1285
01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,377
<i>Barry worry,</i>

1286
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:19,831
why don't you just quit now
and avoid the embarrassment.

1287
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,001
Breaking
first for the Stone team,

1288
01:30:23,036 --> 01:30:24,169
Randy Cellini.

1289
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,719
Yeah!

1290
01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,681
Beat that, puke face.

1291
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:42,437
You.

1292
01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,704
Yeah!

1293
01:30:52,739 --> 01:30:54,115
You'll be fine.

1294
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,265
And
here's Barry Gabrewski.

1295
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:00,128
They're adding a seventh.

1296
01:31:00,163 --> 01:31:01,915
He has to break seven for
his team to stay in this.

1297
01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:29,693
Well done, son.

1298
01:31:29,728 --> 01:31:30,533
Thanks.

1299
01:31:30,568 --> 01:31:31,826
Boy, that stings.

1300
01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:33,947
You're using
your hand too much,

1301
01:31:33,982 --> 01:31:35,361
your arm not enough.

1302
01:31:35,396 --> 01:31:36,706
It's like hammer.

1303
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,703
Head is hand, handle is arm.

1304
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:45,959
I'm going to end
this right now.

1305
01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:01,314
Mr. Cellini
is asking for another brick!

1306
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:04,769
He's going for a
record-breaking nine bricks.

1307
01:32:10,567 --> 01:32:11,401
Ready.

1308
01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:38,143
No break.

1309
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:39,679
No break,
ladies and gentlemen.

1310
01:32:39,714 --> 01:32:40,478
What?

1311
01:32:40,513 --> 01:32:41,576
Hey, that broke.

1312
01:32:41,611 --> 01:32:42,605
I can see it.

1313
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,024
What the hell are
you talking about?

1314
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:44,726
When you say you're
going to break something,

1315
01:32:44,761 --> 01:32:45,608
you break it!

1316
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:47,604
What the hell is wrong with you?

1317
01:32:47,639 --> 01:32:49,029
I told you to break it!

1318
01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:51,357
You follow through
with your fist!

1319
01:32:51,392 --> 01:32:52,615
<i>Damn.</i>

1320
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:53,485
I could break it.

1321
01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,992
Barry Gabrewski
has a chance to win it all

1322
01:33:01,027 --> 01:33:03,787
if he can break nine bricks.

1323
01:33:18,218 --> 01:33:19,052
Hey.

1324
01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:22,951
When you break your hand on
those bricks, Barry worry,

1325
01:33:22,986 --> 01:33:25,391
I'm gonna go get a great big
victory kiss from Lauren.

1326
01:33:25,426 --> 01:33:26,351
You're not gonna touch her.

1327
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,212
No anger.

1328
01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:50,166
You are here to confront bricks,

1329
01:33:50,201 --> 01:33:51,751
not that stupid boy.

1330
01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:54,546
Now, concentrate.

1331
01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:14,781
There.

1332
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:15,650
This will help you.

1333
01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:56,774
Yeah!

1334
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:26,888
<i>I don't know what to say.</i>

1335
01:35:29,265 --> 01:35:30,808
I've always wanted to meet you.

1336
01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:34,145
Well, it's been my pleasure.

1337
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:41,819
It's, um, been kind of
like a dream coming true.

1338
01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:45,323
Dreams do come true, Barry,

1339
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:48,159
if you want them bad enough.

1340
01:35:58,544 --> 01:35:59,504
There's my dad.

1341
01:36:05,093 --> 01:36:05,927
Thank you.

1342
01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,180
Yay, we did it!

1343
01:36:30,215 --> 01:36:32,043
<i>Woo-hoe!</i>

1344
01:36:32,078 --> 01:36:33,836
All right!

1345
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,331
- Yeah!
- Woo-hoo!

1346
01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:48,386
Wow.

