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Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh
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WILSON: Remember
when we were kids?
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Life was all there
in front of us,
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waiting to happen.
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(laughing)
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You could be an astronaut
or the President,
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whatever the hell you wanted.
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Every day was an adventure,
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and things were only going
to get better.
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Then the years pass
and you start to see...
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that it's all a big fairy tale.
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Total bullshit.
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(groans)
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I'm no genius,
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but I like to think I've figured
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a few things on!
Along the way.
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For one thing, modem
civilization is a scam.
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A sad, pointless charade
built on lies.
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You have to have the courage
to go your own way.
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Happiness is hard to come by.
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Sure as hell
aren't gonna find it
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in some stupid gadget.
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There you are, tapping
on some lime box...
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while the real shit is happening
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all around you, dumbass.
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(affectionately)
I hate you so much.
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Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.
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Don't get me wrong,
I've got nothing
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but love for
my fellow human beings.
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I'm a people person all the way,
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one hundred percent.
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(GASPS) Look at you.
What a pretty dog!
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Look at those ears.
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What's your name?
What's your name?
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(IN CHILD'S VOICE)
My name is Pepper.
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And I'm five years old.
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And this morning...
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I was a bad, bad girl.
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WILSON: People get
really creeped out
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when you talk
in the fake dog voice.
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I believe that every one of
us has a story to tell...
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and we're all part of
the human family.
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How tragic we've 30s!
All sense oi community.
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A sense of camaraderie
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with our friends and neighbors.
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You mind if I sit here?
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I don't think there's anyone
sitting at those tables.
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But she likes the sunny spot.
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Don'tcha? Don'tcha
like the sunny spot?
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I'm actually right in the
middle of something, so...
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Working man, eh?
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Good deal.
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Wife? Kids?
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Hey, asshole!
I'm talking to you.
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WILSON: Nobody has actual
conversations anymore.
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It's a real shame.
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I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer
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if you just take
the time to listen.
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Nope. Sorry.
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Saggy-balls motherfucker!
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(LAUGHING)
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WILSON: And if
you're lucky enough
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to find a friend or two
in this world...
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well, brother,
you've hit the jackpot.
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So...
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What did Wilson
think of our news?
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I didn't tell him yet.
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Oh, God, not another kid!
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(LAUGHS) No, no.
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It's just we were thinking
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we might want to
move somewhere...
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where we could actually
afford to buy a house.
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Show him the pictures.
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Where is this?
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St. Louis.
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Missouri?
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(LAUGHING) Jesus Christ.
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St. Louis'?
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It's actually
a pretty interesting town.
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Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything
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I've ever heard...
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about St. Louis
in particular
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and Missouri at large!
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What the hell
do you know about it?
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Look, I get it.
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You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...
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Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.
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Get out while the going's good.
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Smart move!
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Holy shit.
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This has nothing to do
with you, Wilson.
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Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!
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I always knew
that she hated me...
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but I always thought that
you were my best friend!
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He's your only friend!
Jodie!
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No, I'll be fucked if I sit here
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and let you give us
a guilt trip about this.
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Why don't you
get off your lazy ass
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and go find some
new fucking friends?!
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Jesus Christ!
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WILSON: Life can be
a difficult business.
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We need to be thankful
for everything we have.
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Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head..-...
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a day's supply of food,
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and a family to
share his burden.
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Honey, I'm home!
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What's for dinner?
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Well, two out of three.
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That's not so bad, I guess.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(SIGHS)
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Of all the times to call!
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Hello?
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He what?
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(DOG BARKING)
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Hey.
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Honey' you're so beautiful!
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Yeah, we're gonna
have so much fun!
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So, I don't know
how long I'll be.
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It's a family emergency.
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I hope it's nothing serious.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
It's serious.
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Yeah, my old man
has terminal cancer.
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I am so sorry.
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I lost my brother to lymphoma.
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You take as much time
as you need.
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And don't worry about anything.
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I'll take such good care of her.
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Um...
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She needs to have
these pills every...
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Is this our new little friend?
Who's this crazy kid, man?
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Who's this guy?
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Diego.
Nice to meet you.
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Wait, I thought it was just you.
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Diego lives here with me.
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He helps out a ton
with the animals.
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Okay, yeah. That's just...
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How do you know he's not
some crazy dog fucker?
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He's not.
No, I'm not.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON PA)
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(SNORING)
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Ooh.
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Where you headed, bro?
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I'm sorry. What?
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Where you going?
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I'm going home.
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Ah.
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I'm going to visit my
dad in the hospital.
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Stage-four lung cancer.
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Took a bad turn last night.
Fell in the shower.
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Sorry, to hear that.
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So, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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What do you do?
What?
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I'm sorry, what?
What's your line?
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Your job.
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J-O-B?
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Um, I do management consulting,
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mostly in the I.T. sector.
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Oh, no kidding!
Because I do some...
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C.N.P.-ing
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in the
V.H.C-slash-1-G-Q-point...
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Come on, man.
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Nobody actually understands
that bullshit.
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I mean I want to know...
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what are the actual
activities of your day?
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(STAMMERING)
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You know,
different things. I, um...
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Meetings, uh,
phone calls, reports.
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But, you know, I mostly, uh...
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primarily focus on manage...
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(SNORING)
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Listen, brother,
forty years from now
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you're gonna be
on your deathbed saying:
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"Where did it all go?
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"What did I do with
those precious days?
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"Some Don'tcha
for the oligarchs?"
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I actually enjoy what I do,
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and I've worked my ass
off to get there.
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How did we end up like this?!
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(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
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WILSON: Okay, so...
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this is it, I guess.
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When Mom died it just
happened, you know, but...
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you have the chance
to leave me with something.
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Couldn't you...
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see that I needed you
to tell me just one time...
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that you loved me?
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(SOBS) Or that
you hated me, or...
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“something.
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Something besides the problems
with your goddamn garden.
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If you can hear me,
just squeeze my hand.
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(VOICE BREAKING) Just...
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come on, fucker!
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Dad?
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Something?
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It's too late, isn't it?
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(SOBBING)
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There it is.
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(LAUGHING)
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You have any kids of your own?
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Excuse me?
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Do...
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you...
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have any Niños of your own?
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Two. But they grown up.
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Hell of a job doing what you do.
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I can't imagine what it's
like working for some...
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asshole whitey fuckers
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who can't even be bothered to...
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raise their own family.
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I got to go.
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That's okay.
I got it covered.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...
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My dad just passed on and...
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It's weird,
I can't even...
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(STAMMERS) I never thought
I'd say "passed on."
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He died.
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We used to play ball.
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Right out there.
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If it wasn't for him, I'd
throw like a damn pussy.
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He was a good...
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man, in general, you know?
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(SOBBING)
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Who's that?
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It's me, Wilson.
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I wanted to see
if you still lived here.
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Can I come in?
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You want some beet juice?
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Fuck, no!
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(FLY BUZZING)
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You seen Meyers lately?
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Nah.
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Guy's an asshole.
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Hmm.
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My dad died.
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Yeah.
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So I'm kind of...
My old man's still alive.
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Motherfucker won't die.
(SCOFFS)
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He fucking will not die.
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93 years old. I'm literally
counting the seconds.
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Well, I just...
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I don't have any family left.
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And I've known you...
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since we were, what,
nine years old? Ten?
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I don't have a single
person who shares
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my same memories, you know?
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Lucky you.
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(SIGHS)
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You know...
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people always said that
you were kind of "difficult,"
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but I don't know,
I guess that...
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Who said that?
Fucking Ted Kuby?
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No. No, no.
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I think that...
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I need to change my life
a little bit. Just...
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you know, meet some
new people and...
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shake things up a...
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Ugh...
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Excuse me.
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I'm thinking to...
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try dating again
a little bit, you know?
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Yeah, I gave up on
women a long time ago.
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You bust your fucking ass...
and what do you get?
267
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,688
Empty fucking bank account?
268
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,555
Getting bitched at all the time?
269
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,021
It's a fucking fool's errand!
270
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,366
You know, Olsen,
271
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,562
I was thinking that maybe
we could be friends again.
272
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:29,237
But I guess...
I sort of forgot...
273
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:34,037
what a toxic soul-draining
vampire you really are.
274
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:41,249
And by the way, those
grapes have turned.
275
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,719
(HORNS HONKING)
276
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,915
MAN: Pull over, dumbass!
277
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,583
It's my dad's car!
278
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,730
WOMAN: Nice driving, asshole!
279
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,254
Everybody's in a hurry.
280
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,578
Hey' could you
hand me that chicken?
281
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,750
Oh, sure. Here.
282
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,849
Hold this.
Okay.
283
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,988
(SQUEAKING)
284
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,187
Okay.
285
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,690
Twelve dollars?
286
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,700
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking serious?
287
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,600
That's twelve dollars?
288
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,269
Oh, I Know.
It is a total racket.
289
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,371
They know that pet
owners are all damaged
290
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,602
and neurotic and we will...
291
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,377
happily throw our money
292
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,606
at the most nonsensical
crap just to...
293
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,882
buy a little affection.
294
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,776
Yeah. Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
295
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,943
(CLATTERS)
296
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,453
(SOFTLY) Oh, shit.
297
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,861
(ENGINE STARTING)
298
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,993
What the fuck?
299
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,903
I am so, so, so sorry.
300
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,998
My, uh...
301
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,005
I'm just not used to this car.
302
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,407
It's actually okay.
It's fine.
303
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,346
Well, it looks like
you have maybe a crack
304
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,043
or a crease of a dent.
305
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,244
That was already there.
306
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,786
Why don't we exchange
information?
307
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,446
Justin case...
You know.
308
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,182
It looked like
he did it on purpose.
309
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,959
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.
310
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,289
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...
311
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,360
(CHUCKLES) ls there any
chance that we could, uh...
312
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,864
maybe go out sometime?
313
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,134
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.
314
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,604
Why does every fucking psycho
315
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,235
always pick on me, man?
316
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,576
What the fuck
did I ever do wrong?
317
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,472
Get away from my car.
318
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,216
(ENGINE STARTS)
319
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,310
I'm not a psycho, lady.
320
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,660
What the heck
crawled up her ass?
321
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,657
Yeah, no kidding.
322
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,290
I'd be pretty stoked
if some random guy
323
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,232
tapped my car just to
gel into my pants.
324
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,475
MAN: My, my, my,
my, my, my. my, my, my
325
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,908
My angel lover
326
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,305
My. my, my, my, my, my. my
My angel lover
327
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,577
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.
328
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,853
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.
329
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,857
Oh, men can be cruel.
330
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,592
Looks aren't all that
important to me.
331
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,687
Whoa. That's good.
332
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:19,597
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.
333
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,470
And what the hell
does that even mean?
334
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,665
(WILSON LAUGHS)
335
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,764
Yelp.
336
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:26,966
Aren't you a little old
337
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,443
to be doing all that
computer stuff?
338
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,707
(LAUGHS)
339
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,107
I'm totally addicted.
340
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,283
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.
341
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,012
I mean, in the end
you're just sitting
342
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,454
all alone staring at a screen.
343
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,316
It's just so sad.
344
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,123
I would be a lot
lonelier without it,
345
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,560
that's for sure.
346
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,559
Have you ever
been married? Kids?
347
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,656
No.
348
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,730
I lived with this guy
for six years once,
349
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,465
but then one day he just
says, "Guess what!"
350
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,130
"I'm a big homo...
351
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,073
“and I find all women
totally disgusting."
352
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,480
Jeez. You know, my wife
left me 17 years ago.
353
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,977
Walked out, got an abortion.
354
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,310
Moved to L.A. No explanation.
Nothing.
355
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:15,149
My one chance at a family, poof.
356
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,059
Yeah, everything was fine
all that time
357
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,359
until he just up and says...
358
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,091
"I'm into dudes," you know?
359
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,326
I'm done with her.
360
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,335
I just need to move on,
find somebody new.
361
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,006
Not you necessarily, but...
362
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,575
Did you ever do
a PeopleFinder search,
363
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,839
or even just Google?
364
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,943
Well, my friend tried
it once, but nothing.
365
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,778
Forget it, I'm done.
366
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,678
I'll find her.
What's her name?
367
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:44,844
(CHUCKLES)
368
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,251
Pippi. My ex? Uh...
369
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,347
“Pippi-
370
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,192
Pippi what'?
371
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,087
Pippi Carmichael.
372
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,187
But like I said,
you won't find a-
373
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,134
Here's
a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.
374
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,793
Wait. Are you serious?
375
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,406
Uh, yeah.
That's her sister.
376
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,730
(CHUCKLES)
377
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,467
Well, she's all over here.
Shes got a big presence.
378
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,704
Really? 80...
Oh, yikes! That's...
379
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,379
Yeah, that's her.
380
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,747
Yeah, she's right over
there in Silverdale.
381
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,976
So...
382
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,587
After six years, this
guy's all, “I love you,
383
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,165
"but I just don't see
a future for us...
384
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,319
And I'm like, "I get it, dude.
You're into penis.
385
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,994
"So am I. But...
386
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,764
"couldn't you have
just told me that
387
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,597
"before I let myself
go all to shit?"
388
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,657
(LAUGHING)
389
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,659
(CHUCKLES)
390
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,568
WILSON: Recognize this voice?
Because I recognize yours.
391
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,135
No.
392
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,103
No.
393
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:45,938
Uh-uh.
394
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,274
Nope.
395
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,915
No, see it's Wilson!
396
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,480
(SIGHS)
397
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,795
Jesus Christ, Polly, spare me
398
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,457
the history lesson, okay?
I'm just...
399
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,791
calling to find out
400
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,131
if there's any news from Pippi.
401
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,432
Hmm.
402
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,303
Got to be around here somewhere.
403
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,446
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
404
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,314
Watch your door.
405
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:25,778
Thank you.
406
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,382
Excuse me, sir?
407
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,787
Just a second.
Watch the door.
408
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,689
Quick question:
Can you tell me where
409
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,127
a guy could find some
pussy in this town?
410
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,955
Oh, you're looking
for a strip club, huh?
411
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,732
Uh... Well, no.
That's for suckers.
412
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:43,637
I'm looking for the kind
you can actually fuck.
413
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,465
Looking for a hooker?
414
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,338
That's it, exactly.
415
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,843
I'm looking
for my ex-wife.
416
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,979
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
417
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,157
Hey. How you doing?
418
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,691
Oh, good.
Can I ask you something?
419
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,321
Sure.
What's going on?
420
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,521
Okay.
421
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,063
Have you ever seen this woman?
422
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,699
Now, this is
an old picture, so she...
423
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,868
probably looks much,
much worse now.
424
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,697
Bruises from the drug use
and beatings.
425
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,741
Frizzy coke hair.
Waxy skin.
426
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,904
You, of all people,
know the drill.
427
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,676
Her name's Pippi,
but I'm sure she's got some...
428
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,680
florid nom de guerre now
like, uh...
429
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,185
"Klimaxx" or something.
430
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,016
I don't know no Klimaxx.
431
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,714
According to her sister,
432
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,885
she recently located
back here from L.A.
433
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,723
I'm sorry, I don't know her.
434
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,556
Okay. Well, in that case,
I guess I'll...
435
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,429
take a blowjob then.
436
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,064
All right.
437
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:49,729
Ooh.
438
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,206
I should've brought my wallet.
439
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,643
WILSON: Belinda, do you
know where Pippi is?
440
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,015
BELINDA: Stay the fuck
away from us.
441
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,076
We don't want nothing to do
with that crazy bitch.
442
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,584
Don't talk to him.
443
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,755
Look. It's torture for me
to see you guys, too...
444
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,424
especially
hatchet-face over here...
445
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,060
but I need to know
if you've seen Pippi.
446
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,255
She's working at some
restaurant by the lake.
447
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,457
That's all we know.
448
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,227
Now please...
449
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:20,062
fuck off.
450
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,932
A restaurant?
What restaurant?
451
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,767
Fuck off!
452
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,911
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
453
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,915
Oh, we close
at 9:00 tonight. Sorry.
454
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,243
Oh, no, that's okay.
I just wanted to ask...
455
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,786
Do you have a Pippi
working here?
456
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,611
Like Pippi Longstocking?
457
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:39,745
Oh...
458
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,256
You don't ever want
to call her that.
459
00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,755
Her sister says that
she's fallen on hard times.
460
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:49,296
You know, drugs, prostitution,
who knows what else.
461
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,967
I guess she's trying to get her
shit back together, but...
462
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:56,762
I blame her father.
Rich Republican prick.
463
00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,100
But that's a pretty good way
to get back at him, I suppose.
464
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:03,610
"Hey, I'm blowing strangers
for drug money, Daddy.
465
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,643
"What do you
think of me now?"
466
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:08,315
This looks
like Lynne. Lynne!
467
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,147
Oh, my God.
468
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:18,784
Oh, God.
469
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,292
Oh, God.
470
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,166
Two Longstocking Longstocking, please!
471
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,839
I don't get the Lynne thing.
Why "Lynne"?
472
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,137
I thought you hated "Lynne."
473
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,471
Excuse me.
Just let me get through.
474
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,979
Wilson.
Jesus Christ, man!
475
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,979
I'm just trying to get
my life together
476
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,646
and make a clean start.
477
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:47,016
Why would you show up
and say that shit?
478
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:51,518
I can't get over
how amazing you look.
479
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,693
I thought you'd be some...
480
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:57,331
nasty, skanky, rat-haired,.
..nasty-toothed...
481
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,662
sore-infested ho.
But look...
482
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,566
it's like you came
through the gauntlet
483
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,832
without a scratch!
484
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:05,736
Wilson, you showed up at my work
485
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,868
and called me a crack whore.
486
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,702
In front of Melissa!
487
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,380
Well, you know what?
I didn't know!
488
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,047
I was afraid you were living
489
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,846
with a biker gang or something.
490
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,749
You can't imagine all the stuff
491
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,049
running through my head...
492
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,714
from the shit
that Polly told me.
493
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,351
You talked to Polly?
494
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:27,853
Yeah, I mean...
495
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Who the fuck
does she think she is?
496
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,558
She doesn't know the first
goddamn thing about my life.
497
00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,534
And now she's saying bullshit
to everybody about me?
498
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,196
No. No!
499
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:38,363
(SIGHS)
500
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,807
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
501
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:41,741
I'm not doing this.
I'm not.
502
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,036
Because this is exactly
what she wants!
503
00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:46,542
I am cooling out.
504
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,543
Mmm-hmm.
505
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:54,380
Doesn't know a goddamn
thing about my business.
506
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:58,251
I always told you that she
was a nightmare, remember?
507
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,459
Wilson, you said that
about everybody.
508
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:03,764
Was I wrong?
509
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,128
(CHUCKLES)
510
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,436
What do you want, Wilson?
511
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,402
My dad died and, uh...
512
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,268
Robert moved away,
so I'm all alone...
513
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:17,906
Now.
514
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,115
I miss you, Pippi.
515
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,078
Yeah.
516
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,759
Shit. I wasn't.,.
517
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:34,992
I wasn't supposed to drink.
518
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,158
Huh?
519
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:40,135
Can this really be the
same Pippi who used to...
520
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:44,434
smoke and drink and
curse and fart and belch?
521
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,640
She was a disgusting pig.
522
00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,378
Well, there was
never a dull moment,
523
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,106
that's for sure.
524
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:52,771
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
525
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,150
Pippi?
526
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:01,385
You were the only person
527
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,155
who ever bothered
to get to know the real me.
528
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:09,963
And I knew the real you.
529
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,457
The real Pippi.
530
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,294
And I think that maybe...
531
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:19,302
maybe I still know her.
532
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,006
It's been really hard.
533
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:29,016
I had some bad years.
534
00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,852
I am so...
535
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,680
proud of you.
536
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,325
(EXHALES)
537
00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,860
You're doing so good.
538
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,990
You're an amazing woman.
539
00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:24,401
What's this?
540
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,232
(DOG WHINES)
541
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:27,366
No, no, no.
Pepper, down.
542
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,433
Fuck!
543
00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:29,804
What?
544
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,245
Sorry, she's a little
bit overprotective.
545
00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:36,412
Shit, I can't believe
you still live here.
546
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:40,049
Oh, I know, it's great, but...
547
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:42,786
you know, I can't help but think
548
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,589
it would've been great
if you just...
549
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,895
had the baby, and then we'd...
550
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,734
still have lived
together all those years.
551
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:54,734
And who knows what our
life might have been like.
552
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:57,270
P.T.A. meetings...
553
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,933
Guinea pigs...
554
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,275
Piano lessons...
555
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,945
You're totally
out of your mind, man.
556
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:07,906
If you had had the baby,
557
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,419
it would have forced us
to grow up.
558
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:11,948
You know?
559
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,592
I did have the baby.
560
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,318
What?
561
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,757
I had a little girl.
562
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,435
What are you talking about?
563
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,598
I put her up for adoption...
564
00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:35,945
before I went to LA.
565
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:37,803
Pippi...
566
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,214
you need to tell me right now
567
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:41,978
if you're joking around.
568
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,287
Wilson, we sent you papers.
569
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,150
No, I don't know anything
570
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,656
about what you're talking about.
571
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,489
She got adopted.
572
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,492
You had a baby?
573
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,660
Yeah.
574
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,160
I'm... I'm a father?
575
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,336
Kind of.
576
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,069
I am a father.
577
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,471
Why not?
578
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,141
I'm a father?
579
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,309
I'm a father?!
580
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,137
I'm a father!
581
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:14,674
Yes! Yes!
582
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:29,988
So...
583
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,832
How's business?
584
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:35,263
Terrible. Everybody just
does it themselves now.
585
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,662
When I talked to you
on the phone...
586
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:41,208
I pictured some guy with
an Army buddy on the force...
587
00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:45,371
He gets all his info from
a blind guy on the corner...
588
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,009
Nope.
589
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:48,442
Nope.
590
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,713
Where the hell's
that goddamn file?
591
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,512
Cocksucker!
592
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,856
Oh, here's what I got.
593
00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:00,886
"Claire Cassiday,
Parker Day High School."
594
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:03,028
You sure about that?
595
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,568
I do my best
with the information provided
596
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:07,260
but no guarantees.
597
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:08,802
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
598
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:12,200
Okay.
599
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,736
Here she is.
600
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,772
Could lose a few pounds.
601
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,037
Couldn't we all.
602
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:21,744
Here we go. Fish and chips.
Enjoy, guys.
603
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,879
When are you done?
604
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,214
Wilson. I can't.
605
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,377
We're short tonight
606
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:27,771
No, I got a great
surprise for you.
607
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:28,880
WOMAN: Excuse me!
608
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,720
Could I get this with the aioli
609
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,090
on the side as I requested?
610
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,594
I'm so sorry. Let me take
that back rig ht away.
611
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,926
And we still haven't
seen that bruschetta.
612
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,761
I'll get that right away.
No, no.
613
00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:41,268
Wilson, I can't wait.
Please, I'll lose my job!
614
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:42,928
It's your daughter.
615
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,575
Isn't she beautiful?
616
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,738
Excuse me. We have
tickets to Wicked and...
617
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,244
Hey, dickhead!
Shut the fuck up!
618
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:55,411
Can't you see that this woman
is having a profound moment?
619
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,082
(SIGHS)
620
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,487
Somehow I just can't process
621
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,789
that this is your place.
I mean...
622
00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:09,596
Don't get me wrong,
it's, uh, really...
623
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,628
nice.
Very tasteful. I just...
624
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,963
It's a sublet, dumbass!
625
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:15,196
(EXCLAIMS IN RELIEF)
626
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:16,601
Thank God.
627
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,129
So...
628
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,603
What do you want
to do about this?
629
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,472
Wilson, I've seen it.
630
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,511
Don't you do
another goddamn thing.
631
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,947
I can't even catch my
breath around you. Enough!
632
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:31,315
I'm not talking about anything
major, Pippi. I mean...
633
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,147
don't you want to
see her in the flesh?
634
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,153
(SIGHS)
What are you saying now?
635
00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:38,818
What do you want to do,
stalk her?
636
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,858
(LAUGHING)
637
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,130
Holy Christ, Pippi.
638
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:47,001
Where do you come up
with this shit?
639
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,635
Why the hell do people
move to the suburbs?
640
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,415
It's like a living death.
641
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,577
Wilson, what are we doing?
642
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,021
(SIGHS) What?
643
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,155
I never...
644
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:11,917
stopped loving you, Pippi.
645
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,656
I stopped loving you.
646
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:18,498
Ouch.
647
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,591
Well...
648
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:20,992
(WILSON SIGHS)
649
00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:23,897
I spent so many years hating you
650
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,838
and now I can't even
remember why.
651
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,077
I guess it drove me nuts
652
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,941
that I was such
a fucking mess...
653
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,573
and nothing I did
ever scared you away.
654
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,010
Well, you remember this?
655
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,676
Mmm.
656
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,855
Yeah.
657
00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:41,179
29 stitches.
658
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,247
Yeah.
659
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,027
That almost scared me away.
660
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,527
(BOTH LAUGHING)
661
00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:47,686
(GASPS) Shh, shh, shh.
662
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,930
They're on the move!
They're on the move.
663
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,595
Wait! What are you doing?
664
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,105
I told you. I just want
to get a glimpse of her.
665
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,607
But you just saw her!
666
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,878
Get down! Down, down.
Shit.
667
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,879
Okay, up, up.
668
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,984
(ENGINE STARTING)
Wilson, just let this go.
669
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,283
No, we got to go.
Wilson!
670
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,445
(PIPPI WHINING)
671
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:22,392
Okay, the coast is clear.
672
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,725
Cool it, Wilson.
673
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,401
Jesus.
674
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:34,733
Oh...
675
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,306
We made that.
676
00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:44,250
GIRL: Hey, it's Claire.
Hi, Claire.
677
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,921
What's up, Claire?
Why are you here?
678
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,150
They having a sale
on big-ass clown clothes?
679
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:49,414
Go die, asshole.
680
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,584
BOY: Oh...
681
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,456
I'm sorry,
what did you say to me?
682
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:53,751
Oh, no.
683
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,895
What did you say to me, bitch?
684
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,796
Hey, Claire,
Jenny Craig's over here.
685
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,866
Fat-ass bitch!
Where are you going?
686
00:35:58,957 --> 00:35:59,958
Hey!
687
00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:02,761
You need to shut the fuck
up, you little prick!
688
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,099
Watch yourself, asshole.
689
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,937
No, you watch it!
That's my daughter!
690
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,099
Wilson, not now!
Bad timing!
691
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,506
You little son of a bitch!
692
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,307
Get off me, asshole!
693
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:12,712
No! Let go!
694
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,784
I'm not letting go!
Let it go!
695
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:15,939
Wilson!
696
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,544
I'm gonna kick his ass!
697
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:18,980
(SOBBING)
698
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:30,531
Believe me, Pippi gave
you a true gift...
699
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,158
by giving you away,
700
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:36,467
because we were in no
position to be parents.
701
00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:40,003
I was told that
she was an unfit mother.
702
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,867
Oh, you were told the truth.
703
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,810
She was on the street,
strung out on drugs...
704
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,843
comforting strangers.
705
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,848
I never was on the street.
706
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,145
Look, it doesn't...
707
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,518
Don't get bogged down
in the details right now.
708
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,222
We're just thrilled to finally
709
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:57,350
have the opportunity
to get to meet you!
710
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,090
And if you're wondering about
711
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:01,186
the lack of
family resemblance...
712
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,590
you couldn't tell it
by looking at her,
713
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,032
but she used to be a real hippo.
714
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:09,736
Your grandpa wrote
a well-regarded novel
715
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,171
about Melville, and...
716
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,673
Pippi's maternal grandfather
717
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,042
was a famous judge
in Ohio, and...
718
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,339
Shit!
719
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,046
I have to go.
720
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,514
Oh...
Well, it's been...
721
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,016
truly amazing getting a chance
722
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,884
to have this time with you.
723
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:27,387
, bye.
Okay okay.
724
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,218
Bye.
Bye.
725
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,290
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)
726
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:36,228
I'm not some
strung-out skank, man!
727
00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:39,061
Pippi, is that all that you
took from this experience?
728
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,226
Well, we just totally
ambushed her!
729
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,906
I thought we were
just gonna hide out.
730
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,199
I can honestly say...
731
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:47,566
l have never seen
anything more beautiful...
732
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,939
than the look on your face...
733
00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:52,408
when you first saw her.
You were...
734
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:54,748
glowing.
735
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,049
I guess it was good
we got to see her, right?
736
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:05,050
I feel like maybe
I can stop worrying.
737
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,623
And I'll let her go.
738
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,567
Thanks.
739
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,320
WILSON: I think
you're right, Pippi.
740
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:36,255
She certainly doesn't need
any help from us.
741
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,821
It's like she has
that miserable,
742
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,952
anguished look...
743
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,959
like you had
when I first met you.
744
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,792
Of course, you turned out okay.
745
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,595
In the long run.
746
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,439
Oh, Pippi.
747
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,196
On, Pippi!
748
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,139
(SOBBING)
(HORN HONKING)
749
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:28,003
Hi, there.
750
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,838
(SNIFFLES)
What do you want?
751
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:35,473
Well, I just didn't feel like
we got closure to our, uh...
752
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,481
you know,
little introduction, and I...
753
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,321
I can't believe I just used
the word "closure," but...
754
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:45,188
Why the fuck is everyone
up my butt today?
755
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:48,656
Up your...? No.
What the hell's wrong?
756
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,695
Hey, come on, hop in.
I'll give you a ride.
757
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,499
No, thanks.
758
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:55,827
I'll get the bus.
759
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,154
No, no' I'll give you a ride.
760
00:39:57,362 --> 00:40:01,174
Claire! I can't stand
to see you like this. Please.
761
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:02,838
Come on.
762
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,003
(SIGHS)
763
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,346
(WILSON EXHALES)
764
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,376
(CLEARS THROAT)
765
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,546
How about I take you
for ice cream?
766
00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:16,119
Is that supposed to be funny'?
767
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,717
Yeah, let's get the fat
girl some ice cream.
768
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,728
Hey, not everybody's
out to get you, Claire.
769
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,196
Well, that's what it
fucking feels like!
770
00:40:24,522 --> 00:40:25,967
Is it those jerks from the mall?
771
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,577
Because I'll kick the
shit out of them.
772
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:28,726
It's everybody.
773
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,897
Okay, I'll kick the shit
out of everybody then.
774
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,267
It is a given
that every decent person
775
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,209
who ever lived got shit
on in high school.
776
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:41,210
I'm sure they picked on
Copernicus, for fuck sake.
777
00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:43,416
It's a badge of honor.
778
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,609
However...
779
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:48,148
that does not mean
that you have to sit back
780
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,089
and get reamed for four years.
781
00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:53,555
So is there
one particular asshole?
782
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,257
Yeah.
783
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,593
Monika the bitch.
784
00:40:57,922 --> 00:40:59,060
Monika?
785
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,425
Monika.
786
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:04,772
Now, is there like a creepy
teacher or janitor or...?
787
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:06,598
Mr. Naisbitt.
788
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,103
Ah, okay.
789
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,913
"Monika, Monika, you blow
790
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,449
"Mr. Naisbitt
like a harmonica."
791
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,412
You see how that rhymed?
That's just a bonus.
792
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,984
No, "you blow Mr.
Naisbitt's syphilitic dong
793
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:22,456
"like a harmonica."
794
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,782
Naisbitt's! Too far.
795
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,651
Yeah.
796
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,487
You passed my house.
797
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,461
How could you tell?
798
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,173
No, the Cassidays seem
like wonderful people.
799
00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,040
I was thinking
I should arrange a meeting
800
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:48,818
so we can all be
on the same page together.
801
00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:51,112
That's a horrible idea.
802
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,285
I bet...
803
00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,459
your mom does some fancy
cooking in here, huh?
804
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:02,653
We never use any of this shit.
805
00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:05,490
My mom can't even
work the stove.
806
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,128
Well...
807
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:13,135
They took in an innocent baby
and raised it as their own.
808
00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:14,332
Folks like that
809
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:15,625
are the heroes of this world.
810
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,838
(SARCASTICALLY)
Mmm.
811
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,205
Yeah, they could spend
a little more time with you.
812
00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:21,540
Yeah.
813
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:22,879
I mean, I could do without
814
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:26,512
all the over compensatory
display of class privileges...
815
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:28,646
but...
816
00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:31,994
l mean, Christ, what
kind of example is that?
817
00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:34,853
It's like they're laughing
at the next generation.
818
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,659
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
819
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:41,197
"We used up all your resources.
Fuck you."
820
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:45,538
I always wondered
how I got like this.
821
00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,206
No. No. I'm not
doing that, Wilson.
822
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:51,904
Come on, it'll be fun.
823
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,676
I haven't been there
since I was a kid.
824
00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:56,216
Wilson! You know I'm not
talking about that.
825
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,546
Look.
826
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,752
For better or worse, Pippi,
827
00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:02,450
we have totally
freaked this girl out.
828
00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:03,617
Yeah.
829
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,921
And it is our duty
to make sure that
830
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:08,725
she doesn't have
some major meltdown.
831
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,333
You know? I mean,
can you imagine
832
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,731
what she's going through?
833
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:15,735
No! No fucking way. Of course I can't.
Can you?
834
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,634
She's a sweet kid
835
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,901
with two crazy people
stalking her.
836
00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:21,232
We're not stalking her.
837
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:22,400
Wilson.
838
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:24,961
And how many times
do I have to tell you
839
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:26,743
what I'm going through, huh?
840
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:29,415
I am barely making it
through each day.
841
00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:34,052
And you're expecting this
huge emotional commitment...
842
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,623
while you're dragging me along
843
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:38,091
for this insane
fucking insta-family?
844
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:41,052
Pippi, it is that commitment...
845
00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:43,296
that is exactly what you need
846
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:44,764
to help you move forward.
847
00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:46,896
Trust me, I know.
848
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:47,959
(GROANING)
849
00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,400
You're an asshole!
Goddamn it!
850
00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:53,439
What is in there?
851
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:56,074
Pippi?
Goddamn it!
852
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:57,268
Calm yourself.
853
00:43:57,401 --> 00:43:58,436
Fuck!
854
00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:01,409
This is why I left you
in the first place.
855
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:04,083
You think you know it all.
You don't!
856
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,778
You don't know shit about shit!
857
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:08,754
Are you done?
858
00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,619
WILSON: Wow! So cool!
859
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:16,758
You must have been here
a million times, huh?
860
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:18,088
Nope.
861
00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:20,124
My mom's scared of poor people.
862
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,128
Perfect!
It's all ours then.
863
00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:29,937
Thank you. Whoo!
864
00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:33,145
This used to seem
so huge when I was a kid.
865
00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:35,815
Hey, you guys ready
to take it for a spin?
866
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:38,984
You're embarrassing her.
This is a little kid ride.
867
00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:40,948
I'm not embarrassed.
868
00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,887
Come on, Pippi,
you don't have to be
869
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,960
such a lump
on a log. Hop in.
870
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,289
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON PA)
871
00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:49,226
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
872
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,665
You guys are so beautiful.
873
00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:54,292
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Ugh.
874
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,824
They're watching us.
875
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,023
Stop it, deer.
876
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:26,891
(CHUCKLES)
877
00:45:27,024 --> 00:45:28,367
Any kids?
878
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:29,827
Yeah.
879
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:31,367
How old?
880
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:34,169
They're six and fifteen.
881
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:35,499
Why?
882
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,440
Oh, nothing. I just have
a 17-year-old daughter.
883
00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:40,845
She's quite a handful.
884
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,774
(SIGHS)
885
00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:46,047
She's going through a
rough patch with her mom.
886
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:48,690
You know how they
are at this age.
887
00:45:49,013 --> 00:45:51,357
My oldest is going through
the same thing. (SCOFFS)
888
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:56,054
You have to remember that
they're just kids, you know?
889
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,727
They still need to know
you love them...
890
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,229
as hard as that
may be sometimes.
891
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:02,627
Yeah.
892
00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:04,900
You know, that's...
Thank you.
893
00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:06,367
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
894
00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:07,568
You're a wise man.
895
00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:11,543
Nice cock, by the way.
896
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:12,876
(TOILET FLUSHING)
897
00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:33,762
Pippi?
898
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:37,068
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
899
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:44,969
Hey!
900
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,449
(ALL SCREAMING)
901
00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:48,606
WILSON: Hey, hey.
902
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,916
(LAUGHS)
903
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,289
They grow up so fast.
904
00:46:57,948 --> 00:46:59,427
Fuck you!
905
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:06,458
What a day!
906
00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:09,598
Can you imagine...
907
00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:13,298
how much bird feces
is in this park?
908
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:15,975
What time is it?
909
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:17,435
Well...
910
00:47:17,635 --> 00:47:18,807
Don't you have your phone'?
911
00:47:18,936 --> 00:47:20,108
Are you kidding me?
912
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,311
That's unbelievable.
913
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,985
This thing has been right
on time for like two weeks.
914
00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:27,311
Shit.
915
00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,118
Anyway, time is like,
you know...
916
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:30,955
Here and now is where we're at.
917
00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,651
Claire?
Hey, Dad.
918
00:47:33,784 --> 00:47:35,354
(PIPPI SHUSHING)
Oh.
919
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:36,454
Sorry.
920
00:47:37,822 --> 00:47:39,165
Okay!
921
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,994
Okay, bye.
922
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:44,333
Bye! Bye! (GROANS)
923
00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:47,170
You know, I heard
you call him "Dad"
924
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,035
and I wonder if he realizes
925
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,306
how lucky he really is.
926
00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:54,513
I better go.
927
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:55,840
Okay.
928
00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:59,017
Okay, well, hey,
let me give you a hug.
929
00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:03,819
I really have enjoyed this time.
930
00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:06,492
Next time we'll do
something fun like maybe...
931
00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,161
get a pogo stick
or something, or...
932
00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:10,488
Frisbee.
933
00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:13,028
Over compensatory be easier
probably.
934
00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:15,360
See ya.
935
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,861
Bye!
936
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,206
Watch out for the bird shit!
937
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,001
(DOG BARKS)
938
00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:27,672
Hey, hey, Pepper.
Cut it out.
939
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,840
PIPPI: I think she's
disappointed in me.
940
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,884
No, it's just she's
all desperate and needy.
941
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:34,717
She can tell when someone
doesn't love her.
942
00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:38,057
Not the dog, stupid.
943
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,362
Who, Claire?
944
00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:41,895
You're nuts.
Did you see the way
945
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:43,862
she was looking at you?
946
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:45,723
Really?
(SCOFFS)
947
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,200
Magical.
948
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,205
Oh, Christ.
949
00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,699
Fucking Polly, man.
950
00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:58,206
Why can't she leave me alone?
951
00:48:58,536 --> 00:48:59,879
Delete.
952
00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:02,748
Bullshit.
953
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,950
(CHUCKLING)
954
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:10,418
What?
955
00:49:10,881 --> 00:49:11,916
(LAUGHING)
956
00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:13,918
What?
957
00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,398
I just had
this thought of like...
958
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,060
What if I showed up
with you and Claire?
959
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,926
I was at her front door
960
00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:23,095
and we're all like,
"This is my family, bitch."
961
00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,931
(LAUGHING) I'd love
to see her face!
962
00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:27,606
Right; Yes!
963
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:30,742
No, no, don't laugh.
We have to do that.
964
00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,912
I am not going to her stupid
suburban shithole life.
965
00:49:34,071 --> 00:49:35,573
But there's nothing
nuts about that.
966
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,414
Look, look, just...
967
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,152
all of the shit that
you've been through...
968
00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:42,921
wand you've come out
the other side
969
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,085
better than she'll ever be.
970
00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:48,295
And it's a great chance
for your daughter
971
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:49,796
to see who you are.
972
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,468
She's not
our real daughter, man.
973
00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:57,769
I know. I know, Pippi.
974
00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:00,772
I mean, she's never
gonna live with us.
975
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:05,276
But she's always
gonna be a part of us.
976
00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:09,448
I don't want to live
in a fantasy world.
977
00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:11,813
Yeah, well...
978
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:15,113
how's reality
working out for you?
979
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,458
You know, the wife
is not a big dog person.
980
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:25,789
What are you gonna do?
981
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,335
How could anyone not love you?
982
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:29,662
I bet you can't take
two steps on the sidewalk
983
00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:31,295
without someone
wanting to pet you.
984
00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:35,136
Oh, it is kind of disturbing actually.
It's like...
985
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:38,811
"Hello there, up here!
I'm an actual human being.
986
00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,809
"I can do math and...
987
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:45,010
"drive a car and cook
food and do tiddlywinks...
988
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,711
"and masturbate."
(LAUGHING)
989
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:49,321
I didn't know you were married.
990
00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:51,823
Oh, yeah. Wife, kids,
the whole shebang.
991
00:50:52,016 --> 00:50:53,154
Nice.
992
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:59,024
Claire, your folks
are okay with you coming'?
993
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:02,367
I just told them it was
a weekend trip with Hannah.
994
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,172
They don't give a shit.
995
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,174
They're just thrilled
I have a fucking friend.
996
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,368
Okay...
997
00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:11,674
this is a family outing.
Let's try to keep it PG-13.
998
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,504
That's just how I talk.
999
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,741
Okay, well, in that case...
Swear all the fuck you want!
1000
00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,012
(WILSON LAUGHING)
1001
00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:19,212
You're fucking crazy.
1002
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:22,387
Let's face it,
this is pretty great.
1003
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,188
Look, even Pippi's happy!
1004
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,555
(LAUGHING)
1005
00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:29,396
Why not, right? Fuck!
1006
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,631
I spent my whole life
feeling like shit
1007
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,030
about myself, you know?
1008
00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:35,225
Never enjoyed a goddamn thing.
1009
00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,763
Fuck that, right?
1010
00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:39,533
Yeah, fuck that completely.
1011
00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:40,898
Fuck it!
1012
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:42,472
Yes!
1013
00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:43,738
(SIGHS)
1014
00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,211
WOMAN: (SINGING ON RADIO)
Here's my number
1015
00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:46,771
So call me maybe
1016
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:49,942
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
1017
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,075
That killed the mood.
1018
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,749
Killed it. Stop.
WILSON: That's terrible.
1019
00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:55,891
Turn it off. Turn it off!
1020
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,559
Oh, God!
What obnoxious drivel.
1021
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,328
Hey, I just met you
1022
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,262
And this is crazy
But here's my num...
1023
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:12,900
Oh, God.
1024
00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:15,107
Oh, come on, chin up.
1025
00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:17,105
This is gonna be fun.
1026
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,742
Fuck, we're so late.
1027
00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:26,243
Stop.
1028
00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:32,086
Oh, honey!
1029
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,589
Hi.
Hi.
1030
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:38,265
Hi.
Hi, Will! Remember me'?
1031
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,329
Of course. Wilson.
(CHUCKLING)
1032
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:41,964
Oh, you guys...
1033
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:45,296
Yeah, this is, uh...
Polly and Will.
1034
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:47,601
And this is your niece, Claire.
1035
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,969
Oh, Claire,
it's great to meet you.
1036
00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:53,278
Come in. Please.
1037
00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,617
Wow.
Mmm-mmm.
1038
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,144
Sorry.
1039
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:03,781
WILSON: Hey, Polly...
1040
00:53:04,214 --> 00:53:05,557
you look great.
1041
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:06,950
Thank you.
1042
00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,791
I don't mean that
in a salacious way at all.
1043
00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:11,955
I just think you look great.
1044
00:53:12,222 --> 00:53:13,222
Thanks.
1045
00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:15,327
Don't you think she looks...
You do, too, Will!
1046
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,794
Thanks.
1047
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:19,135
(WHISPERS)
What's the boy's name?
1048
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,631
Cooper.
1049
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:24,236
Cooper!
The last time I saw you...
1050
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:27,146
you were two or three years old.
1051
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,007
You were trying to get your mom
1052
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,982
to pick up some Legos and...
1053
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:33,587
you were literally
just freaking out!
1054
00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:36,313
And at the time
I thought that you guys
1055
00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:37,983
were terrible parents...
1056
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,091
but I didn't get it
like I do now.
1057
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:42,389
I used to be way over
on the nurture side
1058
00:53:42,486 --> 00:53:44,261
of the nature/nurture debate...
1059
00:53:44,421 --> 00:53:46,025
but not anymore.
I mean, look at her.
1060
00:53:46,323 --> 00:53:48,166
Look! The way
she holds her fork
1061
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:50,434
is exactly like Pippi.
1062
00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,596
And just
a million things, like...
1063
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,676
she has my mom's
little half-smile.
1064
00:53:56,500 --> 00:54:00,846
And then she has Pippi's
sarcastic laugh and...
1065
00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,848
my temper. I mean,
DNA, it's just...
1066
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,681
it's truly unbelievable.
1067
00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:11,618
Coop's heading
to Duke in the fall.
1068
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,225
(CHUCKLING)
It's hard to believe.
1069
00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:14,351
(POLLY CHUCKLES)
1070
00:54:14,518 --> 00:54:15,519
Coops!
(CLEARS THROAT)
1071
00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:18,962
And Jenny's already halfway
through law school.
1072
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:22,030
Oh, Christ, I forgot
you had another one.
1073
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:24,135
I totally forgot.
1074
00:54:24,461 --> 00:54:25,872
So is she my cousin?
1075
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:29,137
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, brilliant, Watson!
1076
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,542
Definite college material.
1077
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,905
(CHUCKLES)
1078
00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:36,415
What are you gonna major
in, brain surgery?
1079
00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:38,142
(LAUGHING)
1080
00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:44,255
So, Claire, have you been
thinking about school yet?
1081
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:45,719
Fuck, no.
1082
00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:46,817
(LAUGHS)
1083
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:49,891
You see?
Now, that is pure Wilson.
1084
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:51,893
Here's to you, Claire.
1085
00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:53,995
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
And to you, Coop!
1086
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:55,564
Coop!
1087
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,399
Why Golf Matters.
1088
00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:03,111
I feel like I'm doing fieldwork
1089
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:05,076
among the natives or something.
1090
00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:07,075
We shouldn't have come here.
1091
00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:08,910
What?
Mmm-mmm.
1092
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,913
She'll always find a way to win.
1093
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:13,577
What are you talking about?
1094
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:14,984
Look at us, Wilson!
1095
00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:17,251
We're something
out of a horror movie!
1096
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:20,585
We're all pasty and bald
and bitter and...
1097
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:23,125
lonely and...
(GROANS)
1098
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,597
they're all fancy and...
1099
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:27,861
I would rather have our daughter
1100
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,736
than that creepy little kid
any day of the week.
1101
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,000
It's not really our daughter!
1102
00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:32,368
Stop it, Pippi!
1103
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,940
(WHISPERS)
Stop it! Stop it!
1104
00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:38,109
Pippi, we're here on vacation.
1105
00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,346
I can't (SHUSHING)
1106
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:43,111
Let's just try to have fun.
1107
00:55:43,607 --> 00:55:44,950
You know?
1108
00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:47,548
Yeah.
1109
00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:52,052
CLAIRE: How come
you're so quiet?
1110
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:53,457
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
1111
00:55:54,284 --> 00:55:55,786
Oh, well, I...
1112
00:55:56,119 --> 00:56:00,966
Some of my best times
with my mom were spent, um...
1113
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,731
not saying a word' just...
1114
00:56:05,128 --> 00:56:08,473
just sitting together
in the same room...
1115
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,142
feeling...
1116
00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:12,308
the connection.
1117
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:14,745
Like a chemical thing.
1118
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,451
You know, I always
used to try to imagine
1119
00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:21,547
what you were like.
My "real dad."
1120
00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:22,715
(WILSON CHUCKLES)
1121
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:25,259
Well, I hope you're
not too disappointed.
1122
00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:26,652
Nah.
1123
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,260
You're cool.
1124
00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:33,423
(PIPPI GROANS)
1125
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:35,263
They went for a walk.
1126
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:36,760
Oh.
1127
00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:40,105
Oh, God.
1128
00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:41,498
(GROANING)
1129
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:49,439
Oh.
1130
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:51,345
Thanks.
1131
00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:52,511
Aw, Pippi.
1132
00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:55,016
I was afraid
I'd never see you again.
1133
00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:58,519
Yeah.
1134
00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:03,390
I want you to know
that I fully understand
1135
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,466
why you didn't
come to Dad's funeral.
1136
00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:10,128
And I also know that things were
1137
00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,363
tougher for you after I left.
1138
00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:14,635
(CHUCKLING) Oh?
1139
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:16,967
Yeah?
1140
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,814
Maybe they were a little
bit tougher for me?
1141
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,139
Yeah.
1142
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,582
So, it's good to see
you wanting a family.
1143
00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,313
That says a lotto me.
1144
00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:29,778
And I know that I've said
some negative things
1145
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,986
about Wilson in the past, but...
1146
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:34,084
(SIGHS)
1147
00:57:35,719 --> 00:57:36,720
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1148
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:40,324
So, what are Claire's
real parents like?
1149
00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:42,159
Are they okay?
1150
00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:43,664
Amazing.
Mmm.
1151
00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:45,566
Super rich.
1152
00:57:45,662 --> 00:57:46,834
Mmm-hmm.
1153
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,170
Super well-educated.
1154
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,578
Yeah, they got
a big house. Like...
1155
00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:54,004
way bigger than this place.
1156
00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:56,581
That's great.
Mmm-hmm.
1157
00:57:57,341 --> 00:58:00,185
And how did Claire's
parents feel about
1158
00:58:00,277 --> 00:58:02,348
you and Wilson making
contact like that?
1159
00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:04,014
Or was that their idea?
1160
00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,421
They must really trust you
1161
00:58:05,515 --> 00:58:07,290
to let her stay here
for the weekend.
1162
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:10,420
Yup.
1163
00:58:10,687 --> 00:58:11,757
I mean... (SIGHS)
1164
00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:14,758
Do they know about your...
1165
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,696
troubles?
1166
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,498
They're really cool with me.
1167
00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:19,596
Mmm-hmm.
1168
00:58:20,764 --> 00:58:24,268
Do Claire's parents even
know where she is, Pippi?
1169
00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:27,113
Oh, my God, Polly!
1170
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,113
Ugh! Look ai you!
1171
00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,878
You're still just playing
Little Miss Perfect.
1172
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,348
Kissing Dad's ass,
staying all quiet
1173
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:35,946
while I spoke up
for the both of us...
1174
00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:37,615
and I'm the low-life
scumbag?
1175
00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:39,258
I knew I shouldn't
have come back here.
1176
00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:41,057
I heard Claire on the
phone this morning.
1177
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:42,822
She told her mom
she was staying at
1178
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:45,160
a beach house
with her friend Hannah.
1179
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:48,134
You're a fucking cunt!
1180
00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:49,564
(SHRIEKING)
(GRUNTS)
1181
00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:58,311
When you're a kid,
you have all this future.
1182
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,239
This potential.
1183
00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:02,481
But when you get to be my age,
1184
00:59:02,572 --> 00:59:04,745
you kind of look at things
in a different way.
1185
00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:07,411
You're kind of living
more in the moment.
1186
00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:10,318
Things like this lake
and the ducks...
1187
00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:14,352
Shit like this
becomes so damn huge.
1188
00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:15,992
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
1189
00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:20,490
ow!
1190
00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:22,269
Fuck you!
1191
00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:27,435
Get away from me, Pippi!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
1192
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:29,500
Stop it! Pippi!
1193
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,279
I'm getting fucking
tired of this bullshit!
1194
00:59:31,601 --> 00:59:33,103
No, Pippi! (GROANS)
1195
00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:34,504
(SHOUTING)
1196
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:36,344
(FROG CROAKING)
1197
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,346
Oh, Oh, oh! Look.
1198
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,618
Oh. Ooh.
(CROAKING CONTINUES)
1199
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,014
A little woodland creature.
1200
00:59:45,849 --> 00:59:47,760
You know, they haven't
changed at all
1201
00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:50,195
since the time of the dinosaurs.
1202
00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,692
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're so cute.
1203
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:55,865
Ooh, what's your name?
1204
00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:00,138
What did the frog
say to the fly?
1205
01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:03,400
(LAUGHING)
1206
01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:04,876
That's right.
1207
01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,369
(CHUCKLING)
1208
01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:08,476
Big drinkers, though.
1209
01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:10,146
Big, huge drinkers.
1210
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,547
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
1211
01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:13,377
POLLY: There he is!
1212
01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:15,416
Come here.
What?
1213
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:17,422
Get over here.
(STAMMERS) What's going on?
1214
01:00:17,881 --> 01:00:20,384
Guys? No, I didn't
do anything!
1215
01:00:20,717 --> 01:00:21,991
PIPPI: Wilson...
1216
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:23,662
(SOBBING) ...I lost it.
1217
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,493
WILSON: Pippi?
OFFICER: Come on, let's go.
1218
01:00:25,655 --> 01:00:26,759
Pippi, what's going on?
1219
01:00:26,890 --> 01:00:28,836
PIPPI: Just don't
say anything.
1220
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:32,734
Polly!
It's called kidnapping!
1221
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:34,798
OFFICER: Sit down.
1222
01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,075
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
1223
01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:40,676
Pippi?
1224
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,243
Claire?
1225
01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:46,082
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
1226
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,457
(SIREN WAILING)
1227
01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:05,195
This is nuts!
1228
01:01:05,695 --> 01:01:08,699
She's my daughter. How
could this be kidnapping?
1229
01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:11,205
Well, the parents
are pretty P.O'-ed.
1230
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:14,607
It's hard to blame them.
She is just 17.
1231
01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:16,440
Whose side are you on?
1232
01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:19,346
Don't worry.
We'll let them cool down
1233
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:20,762
and then we'll work
something out.
1234
01:01:20,877 --> 01:01:22,550
You got a clean record.
1235
01:01:22,712 --> 01:01:23,816
What about Pippi?
1236
01:01:23,947 --> 01:01:25,551
Did they charge her
with something?
1237
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:26,715
I don't know.
1238
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:28,285
I heard they offered
her some deal.
1239
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,696
Damn it! Ahh!
1240
01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:40,972
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1241
01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:45,803
(MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1242
01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:11,929
What are you looking at?
1243
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:15,766
That is quite a tattoo.
1244
01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:21,104
Mmm. How's that?
1245
01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:24,510
It's like the ultimate
argument Super well.
1246
01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:27,846
Like, "No, I don't want
your fucking job. In fact...
1247
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,351
(CLEARS THROAT) "I want to
destroy your entire society.
1248
01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:31,619
"Fuck you."
1249
01:02:31,781 --> 01:02:32,782
(CHUCKLING)
1250
01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:34,622
What'd you say, bitch?
1251
01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:37,192
(STAMMERING)
No, I'm not... I like it.
1252
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:41,529
It's like an Super well
to a whole other generation...
1253
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,626
(GROANS)
1254
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,802
(GRUNTING)
1255
01:02:45,028 --> 01:02:46,200
Whoa, whoa!
1256
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:47,535
(TASER CRACKLING)
Ahh!
1257
01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:49,872
(DOOR ALARM BUZZES)
1258
01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,547
(DOOR CLOSES)
1259
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:02,746
Hi.
1260
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:09,728
(WILSON SIGHS)
1261
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:19,062
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
1262
01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,911
PRIEST: It doesn't matter if
you're out of here 20 years,
1263
01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:28,676
living on an island.
1264
01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:30,916
You will never be
truly free until
1265
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:34,011
you've been washed
in the blood of the Lamb.
1266
01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:37,017
A believer stuck 10
years in the shoe...
1267
01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:40,751
is freer than any man
who disdains the Word.
1268
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:41,985
WILSON: Mmm.
1269
01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:45,259
That is beautiful,
beautiful stuff.
1270
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:47,928
Have you always been a...
1271
01:03:48,258 --> 01:03:50,534
God-fearing man, Pastor?
1272
01:03:51,094 --> 01:03:52,767
I've tried to be.
1273
01:03:52,862 --> 01:03:53,863
Oh, what a gift.
1274
01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:57,103
I wish my parents
had done that for me.
1275
01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,111
I've spent so much time
1276
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:02,274
trying to make sense of it all.
1277
01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:04,617
Well, it's never too late.
1278
01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:07,050
(CHUCKLES)
Well, yeah, I guess.
1279
01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:09,885
I mean, at a certain point...
1280
01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:12,352
no rational man's gonna buy into
1281
01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:15,225
all this crazy mumbo jumbo.
1282
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,994
Let's be realistic.
1283
01:04:18,121 --> 01:04:19,896
You got to have it ingrained...
1284
01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:24,069
before you develop
any real sense of, you know...
1285
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,805
reason.
1286
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:28,131
I mean, unless you...
1287
01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:31,644
get brain damage or something.
1288
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,237
(LAUGHING)
1289
01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:34,640
Yeah.
1290
01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:36,479
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
1291
01:04:40,677 --> 01:04:41,849
Oh, hello, brother.
1292
01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:43,418
(GRUNTING)
1293
01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:55,762
WILSON: "The Lord is my
shepherd; “I shall not want."
1294
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:58,766
"He maketh me lie down
in green pastures."
1295
01:04:59,095 --> 01:05:01,507
He maketh me lie down
in green pastures.
1296
01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:04,505
"He leadeth me
beside the still waters."
1297
01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:07,011
He leadeth me
beside the still waters.
1298
01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:09,116
"He restoreth my soul."
1299
01:05:09,272 --> 01:05:10,683
He restoreth my soul.
1300
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,186
So I grabbed this asshole
by the lapels...
1301
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:18,015
and I said' "Look, I don't
care if you are a nun...
1302
01:05:18,181 --> 01:05:21,526
"I'm gonna fucking,
shit, fucking punch..."
1303
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:23,353
Fuck, yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)
1304
01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:25,027
Wassup, bro?
Hey.
1305
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:28,029
How you doing, man?
You staying out of trouble?
1306
01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:29,463
MAN: Yo, Wilson!
1307
01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:31,204
Wassup, man?
Hey, man.
1308
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,362
Wassup, hippie? Hey.
1309
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:33,530
How's my favorite hippie?
1310
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:35,642
Hey, don't eat
the chocolate cake.
1311
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:36,972
Gave me the shits earlier.
1312
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,473
There's more pieces than
there is puzzle left. Look.
1313
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:40,979
These are that color
1314
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:42,811
and there ain't no
blanks in that color.
1315
01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:44,315
GUARD: Hey, Wilson!
1316
01:05:44,641 --> 01:05:46,143
You got a visitor.
1317
01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:49,214
A what?
1318
01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:51,719
(DOOR CLOSES)
1319
01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:53,884
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1320
01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:11,571
I can't believe it's you.
1321
01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:13,745
It's me.
1322
01:06:14,237 --> 01:06:18,185
It's two and a half years.
I never heard a word.
1323
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,847
I, uh...
1324
01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:23,317
I tried to get
my lawyer to find you.
1325
01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:25,518
I even tried
to go through Polly.
1326
01:06:25,748 --> 01:06:27,921
Oh, she was on the warpath.
1327
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,762
I have thought of you every day.
1328
01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:32,930
A thousand times.
1329
01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:37,031
I'm sorry, Wilson.
1330
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,203
I was just, uh...
1331
01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:42,699
It got really bad.
1332
01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:44,943
I knew there was a reason.
1333
01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:47,441
I'm sorry,
I'm... I'm so happy.
1334
01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:48,809
Are you okay?
1335
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:50,776
Yeah.
1336
01:06:51,274 --> 01:06:55,279
When Claire turned on
me at the trial...
1337
01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:57,951
I don't think
1338
01:06:58,047 --> 01:07:00,789
I've ever been more devastated.
1339
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:05,292
I just thank you for not
testifying against me.
1340
01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:08,125
Yeah, but I should've been
up there fighting for you.
1341
01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:10,398
(MUTTERING)
1342
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,967
I wondered about that.
1343
01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:15,632
I could've been there
for you, and I...
1344
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,340
I totally failed you, Wilson.
1345
01:07:21,404 --> 01:07:23,247
But you're here now.
1346
01:07:26,809 --> 01:07:28,152
I am.
1347
01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:30,649
And I have to thank you, Wilson.
1348
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:34,757
You believed in me
when nobody else ever did.
1349
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:36,756
Oh, Pippi.
1350
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:39,163
Now that I'm pulling it
together here...
1351
01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:42,999
I feel like I'm ready
for an actual relationship.
1352
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,502
(LAUGHING)
1353
01:07:44,861 --> 01:07:46,169
And that's why...
1354
01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:50,273
Tucker and I are
moving to Australia.
1355
01:07:56,339 --> 01:07:57,511
(GASPS)
1356
01:07:58,341 --> 01:07:59,342
(STAMMERS)
1357
01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:02,352
What did...?
1358
01:08:02,512 --> 01:08:03,513
(LAUGHS)
1359
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:06,856
I just-Could you?
Did you...? Did you...?
1360
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:08,355
Tucker?
1361
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,187
Yeah, my sponsor.
1362
01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:12,194
Or he was my sponsor.
1363
01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:13,900
I know that sounds
really bad, right?
1364
01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:15,627
But we went through a lot.
1365
01:08:15,858 --> 01:08:16,893
So...
1366
01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:19,299
I think you'd like him, Wilson.
1367
01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:23,875
Yeah, I'm sure I...
1368
01:08:26,135 --> 01:08:27,637
I'm sure I would.
1369
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:34,980
Hey.
1370
01:08:36,879 --> 01:08:39,883
Maybe we don't have to
be miserable forever.
1371
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,391
(PIPPI CHUCKLES)
1372
01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:46,393
Maybe we could find our
way to being happy.
1373
01:08:51,394 --> 01:08:52,998
(BOTH SNIFFLE)
1374
01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:04,574
Pippi?
1375
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:16,254
(DOOR OPENS)
1376
01:09:18,187 --> 01:09:19,928
(WILSON SOBBING)
1377
01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:29,368
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1378
01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:42,824
What the fuck
are you looking at?
1379
01:09:42,945 --> 01:09:43,980
(SHUSHING)
1380
01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:56,691
Thank you.
1381
01:11:21,043 --> 01:11:22,147
So...
1382
01:11:22,545 --> 01:11:24,320
What's been going on
in the world?
1383
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,056
I don't know. Nothing.
1384
01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:31,727
Tell me, friend, have you
heard the good news?
1385
01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:34,331
Oh, no, I'm...
No, thanks.
1386
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:36,595
I'm just fucking with you!
(LAUGHING)
1387
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:39,236
Jesus doesn't give a shit.
1388
01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:41,235
No, I just got out of prison.
1389
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:45,743
36 months hard time with
the lowest scum imaginable.
1390
01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:49,180
Oh... But I made it
out the other end.
1391
01:11:49,572 --> 01:11:50,607
Yeah.
1392
01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:53,251
Insert ass-rape
joke here.
1393
01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:54,582
(LAUGHING)
1394
01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:57,681
I'm not gonna, you know,
1395
01:11:57,780 --> 01:11:59,851
slice your throat
for a deck of smokes.
1396
01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,094
I'm all done with that life.
1397
01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:05,456
Are you headed to school?
1398
01:12:05,588 --> 01:12:06,658
Yeah.
1399
01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,430
Yeah? Oh, good for you.
Good boy.
1400
01:12:09,759 --> 01:12:11,864
Yeah, I'm just headed home.
1401
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:15,938
Just me and a mangy old
dog, if she even...
1402
01:12:16,265 --> 01:12:18,211
remembers me.
1403
01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,112
That's her.
1404
01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:23,443
Oh, sorry... That's my ex.
(CHUCKLES)
1405
01:12:23,706 --> 01:12:25,379
(CHUCKLES)
No, here's the dog.
1406
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:26,948
Oh, she's cool.
1407
01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,118
It's so nice
talking with someone
1408
01:12:30,213 --> 01:12:32,557
who isn't fucking psychotic!
1409
01:12:33,115 --> 01:12:34,219
You know?
1410
01:12:35,451 --> 01:12:37,624
We got a nice long
journey ahead of us.
1411
01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:38,989
Yeah, a couple of hours.
1412
01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:40,122
Yeah.
1413
01:13:13,522 --> 01:13:15,866
"Cyndi's Cupcakery?"
1414
01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,537
What happened
to the used bookstore?
1415
01:13:28,537 --> 01:13:29,538
(EXHALES)
1416
01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,357
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1417
01:13:44,053 --> 01:13:45,555
SHELLY: Is that you,
Diana?
1418
01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:47,697
It's me, Wilson.
1419
01:13:48,891 --> 01:13:50,393
Pepper's dad!
1420
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,732
Hi.
1421
01:13:54,397 --> 01:13:57,901
You can't believe what
happened to me, Shelly.
1422
01:13:58,034 --> 01:13:59,240
(SIGHS)
Um...
1423
01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:01,871
Where's all your dog stuff?
1424
01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:04,915
Well, I'm not sitting anymore.
1425
01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:09,886
So where is she'?
Pepper?
1426
01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:11,714
Well, Wilson...
1427
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:13,992
even when I stopped sitting,
1428
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,757
Pepper was the only dog I kept.
1429
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,926
She was such
a wonderful little girl.
1430
01:14:20,256 --> 01:14:21,428
"Was?"
1431
01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:24,327
I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)
1432
01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:26,896
She got so sick, Wilson.
1433
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,910
And in the end
she could barely even...
1434
01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:33,611
She could barely
even lift her little head.
1435
01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:36,179
(WAILING)
I tried to find you. I did.
1436
01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:37,613
And someone said that
1437
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:39,778
you were in jail, and I just...
1438
01:14:40,176 --> 01:14:41,678
I'm sorry.
1439
01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:17,449
I'm sorry, Pepper.
1440
01:15:21,484 --> 01:15:24,488
(AFFECTIONATELY) I'll never
use this voice again.
1441
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,073
WILSON: Good-bye, Pepper.
1442
01:15:39,502 --> 01:15:41,413
You were a true friend.
1443
01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:44,343
Every minute in your
presence was a blessing
1444
01:15:45,674 --> 01:15:46,744
and your joy
1445
01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:49,755
over the simplest of
pleasures was humbling
1446
01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:51,755
and inspirational.
1447
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,425
You were the pride
of the neighborhood,
1448
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:57,427
the brightener
of a thousand days.
1449
01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:00,925
To see a stranger's eyes tear
1450
01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:03,435
at the memory of a similar pet
1451
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,274
is to know the inherent
goodness of your kind.
1452
01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:10,699
You...
1453
01:16:14,603 --> 01:16:16,105
Urinated.
Urinated...
1454
01:16:16,672 --> 01:16:19,346
On my address book
and chewed up two sofas...
1455
01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:20,609
Three.
1456
01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:22,950
Three, but...
(SNIFFLES)
1457
01:16:23,446 --> 01:16:25,221
in doing so, you taught us
1458
01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:28,057
the utter worthlessness
of those things.
1459
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,963
We celebrate you, Pepper.
1460
01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:34,965
(CRYING) You and all your
brothers and sisters
1461
01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:36,730
in the animal family.
1462
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,406
We vow to honor
and protect your kind
1463
01:16:40,563 --> 01:16:43,066
and oppose
with all our heart those...
1464
01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:44,776
who would harm or degrade
1465
01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,245
any living creature in any way.
1466
01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:49,809
Amen.
1467
01:16:57,246 --> 01:17:01,092
So whatever happened
with you and Francisco?
1468
01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:03,829
Diego?
1469
01:17:03,919 --> 01:17:05,091
(CHUCKLING)
1470
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:07,495
He turned out to be
a real asshole.
1471
01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:09,928
Oh, jeez, I knew it!
1472
01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:12,569
You know, those
guys who come off
1473
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,835
all emotional and caring,
1474
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:16,405
they're bad news.
1475
01:17:17,099 --> 01:17:19,943
You deserve to be
treated with respect.
1476
01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:25,774
(SIGHS)
1477
01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:28,615
I guess I'm just not used
to all this walking.
1478
01:17:30,513 --> 01:17:32,686
So what was prison like?
1479
01:17:33,449 --> 01:17:37,522
They say that there's no
such thing as rehabilitation
1480
01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:41,300
and people come out worse
than they go in, but I...
1481
01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:43,695
kind of feel like it helped...
1482
01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:46,473
turn me into an adult.
1483
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,639
(CHUCKLES) Finally.
1484
01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,374
Breathe.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1485
01:17:56,472 --> 01:17:57,974
You're so tight.
1486
01:17:58,207 --> 01:17:59,618
Flip over on your tummy.
1487
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,051
Tummy, okay.
1488
01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:02,850
Whoa.
1489
01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:05,648
(EXHALES)
1490
01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,158
I think that you and I have
a lot to teach each other.
1491
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,494
Huh.
1492
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:13,895
You're so open and fearless.
1493
01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:15,161
(WILSON GRUNTS)
1494
01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:17,363
I'm always worrying what
other people are thinking
1495
01:18:17,459 --> 01:18:20,235
and second guessing
every single little thing.
1496
01:18:20,663 --> 01:18:21,971
Well, you know,
1497
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,409
I wish I'd have
started this years ago.
1498
01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:27,179
I spent so much time
1499
01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:31,347
pining after my ex
and moping like an idiot.
1500
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,152
I'm ready for...
1501
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:35,321
a real relationship.
1502
01:18:35,578 --> 01:18:38,422
Someone with a...
1503
01:18:38,914 --> 01:18:40,689
kind heart
1504
01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:43,519
and an open demeanor
1505
01:18:43,852 --> 01:18:45,525
and a gentle spirit...
1506
01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:47,531
Motherfucker!
(BONE CRACKING)
1507
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,391
Ahh!
1508
01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:58,208
WILSON: Call me a caveman
or whatever, but...
1509
01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:00,707
I still say the world
was a better place
1510
01:19:00,869 --> 01:19:02,041
before everybody had
1511
01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:05,210
one of those damn things
in their house.
1512
01:19:06,108 --> 01:19:07,212
I want to hear this.
1513
01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,278
I just need
to finish this email.
1514
01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:12,624
I mean' I feel like I'm fading
1515
01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:14,723
into oblivion
1516
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,729
while...
1517
01:19:17,286 --> 01:19:20,733
everyone else is
scampering to keep up.
1518
01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:24,636
Fifty years from now,
1519
01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,462
there won't even be
1520
01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:29,065
the slightest trace
of my existence.
1521
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:31,570
Nothing.
1522
01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:33,569
Like...
1523
01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:38,975
(LAUGHS) Like
I never existed at all.
1524
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:42,914
Mmm. It's horrible.
1525
01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,156
(BOTH MOANING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1526
01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:48,089
(TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYING)
1527
01:19:54,056 --> 01:19:55,467
(BOTH PANTING)
1528
01:19:55,658 --> 01:19:57,228
I just have to...
1529
01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,603
It might be George
about tomorrow.
1530
01:20:00,496 --> 01:20:01,497
Hello?
1531
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:07,169
No.
1532
01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:09,438
No.
1533
01:20:10,272 --> 01:20:14,448
Look, he has no interest
in talking to you, and we'd...
1534
01:20:14,843 --> 01:20:15,844
just prefer
1535
01:20:15,944 --> 01:20:18,117
if you don't call this
number anymore, okay?
1536
01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:20,854
Thank you.
1537
01:20:26,955 --> 01:20:28,628
Who the hell was that?
1538
01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,331
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1539
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:41,704
Wow.
1540
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,040
Hi.
1541
01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:47,643
You look so...
1542
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,114
grown up.
1543
01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:50,718
Thanks.
1544
01:20:51,947 --> 01:20:53,449
You look good, too.
1545
01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:55,856
Oh! Well, you know,
if you'd have seen me
1546
01:20:55,951 --> 01:20:57,328
when I first got out...
1547
01:20:57,486 --> 01:21:00,831
forty months
of eating pure crap and...
1548
01:21:00,989 --> 01:21:03,902
sitting in a little room
with a window this wide...
1549
01:21:04,059 --> 01:21:06,665
I looked like a fungus.
1550
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,030
Mmm.
1551
01:21:10,065 --> 01:21:13,239
So, uh, did you hear
from your mother?
1552
01:21:13,569 --> 01:21:15,207
You know,
she's run off to Australia
1553
01:21:15,304 --> 01:21:16,749
with her N.A. sponsor.
1554
01:21:17,072 --> 01:21:18,517
Yeah.
Tucker.
1555
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,381
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1556
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:22,183
She emailed me before she left.
1557
01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:23,754
Yeah, like
they don't have cocaine
1558
01:21:23,846 --> 01:21:25,917
in Australia or something.
1559
01:21:29,351 --> 01:21:33,094
Look, Claire, I'm gonna
need some kind of apology
1560
01:21:33,355 --> 01:21:35,528
or something.
Some if you'd
1561
01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:37,738
of the unconscionable way
1562
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,170
that you turned on me
at the trial.
1563
01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:40,730
Look, I was a kid.
1564
01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:43,605
I did exactly what my
parents told me to do.
1565
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:46,208
And lam sorry, but...
1566
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:48,776
I had no idea how to
deal with a crazy,
1567
01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:50,111
chaotic situation like that.
1568
01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:53,082
Okay, look, Polly and
prison and Australia,
1569
01:21:53,175 --> 01:21:54,779
none of it matters to me.
1570
01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:57,685
But to see you get up
on that stand
1571
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:59,453
and say those things about me!
1572
01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:03,222
Look, I'm sorry, Wilson.
I really, really am. But...
1573
01:22:03,952 --> 01:22:05,727
it's not why I'm here.
1574
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,468
I'm going to have a baby.
1575
01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:15,632
And I thought I should
tell you in person.
1576
01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:17,702
I guess I wanted to know
if he was gonna
1577
01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:20,110
have any weird diseases
or something.
1578
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,377
But I mean, you're
just a kid yourself.
1579
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:28,581
(SIGHS)
Don't start with that.
1580
01:22:28,911 --> 01:22:31,482
I get enough of that shit
from everybody else.
1581
01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:33,418
I just-A baby?
1582
01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:34,817
A baby.
1583
01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:37,996
So that makes me a grandfather?
1584
01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:39,087
(LAUGHS)
1585
01:22:39,154 --> 01:22:42,135
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1586
01:22:42,224 --> 01:22:43,498
I just came here...
1587
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,435
to shit on you
for ratting me out
1588
01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:47,997
to the Feds, and now this?
1589
01:22:48,163 --> 01:22:50,336
This is... This is...
1590
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,274
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
1591
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,347
WILSON: You know,
Portland is not so bad.
1592
01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:58,518
I could be there to help her
with anything she needs.
1593
01:22:58,574 --> 01:23:01,145
What are you talking about?
I can't move to Portland.
1594
01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:02,818
Oh, no, I know.
1595
01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,191
I wasn't, you know,
suggesting...
1596
01:23:04,346 --> 01:23:06,849
I know this is a really
emotional issue for you...
1597
01:23:07,015 --> 01:23:08,460
but you have to accept that
1598
01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:09,860
she's not your daughter.
1599
01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:11,998
You barely know her and...
1600
01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:13,691
she sent you to jail,
for Chrissake!
1601
01:23:13,856 --> 01:23:15,529
Okay, that's true.
Point taken.
1602
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:16,971
Also, it's totally disrespectful
1603
01:23:17,025 --> 01:23:18,368
to the people who did raise her.
1604
01:23:18,527 --> 01:23:20,302
Hi, ma'am! Can I
play with your dog?
1605
01:23:20,362 --> 01:23:22,002
They don't need any
more stress right now.
1606
01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:23,532
Let me just pet him.
1607
01:23:23,699 --> 01:23:26,043
Sit tight. I'll be
there in 10 minutes.
1608
01:23:26,134 --> 01:23:28,307
Hi! Hello! You are
such a beautiful girl.
1609
01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:30,472
Excuse me. I got to go.
1610
01:23:30,806 --> 01:23:32,547
Wilson, she has to...
Wilson!
1611
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,483
I really love you.
1612
01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:35,781
Hey, dude.
1613
01:23:35,944 --> 01:23:37,048
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1614
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:38,316
Wilson, she needs to go.
1615
01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:39,551
I'm sorry.
1616
01:23:39,882 --> 01:23:41,384
She has to leave.
1617
01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:44,153
Wilson, she needs
to leave. Wilson!
1618
01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,526
What the hell
are you doing here?
1619
01:24:19,688 --> 01:24:20,758
I come in peace.
1620
01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,359
I just wanted to talk
to you and your wife.
1621
01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:25,266
I'll get a restraining
order if I have to.
1622
01:24:25,427 --> 01:24:27,600
Please, I mean no harm.
Just the opposite.
1623
01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:30,039
I wanted a chance...
1624
01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:33,869
to get to know you
and Mrs. Cassiday a little.
1625
01:24:35,337 --> 01:24:37,840
I... l brought this
for Claire.
1626
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,781
I thought
she might be interested
1627
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,548
in her family tree,
and there's photos.
1628
01:24:41,710 --> 01:24:44,281
Yeah, well, we don't
want you or your book.
1629
01:24:44,613 --> 01:24:47,059
I'm asking you. Go home.
1630
01:24:47,115 --> 01:24:48,560
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1631
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:54,567
I gave you a chance to
raise this wonderful girl.
1632
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:56,892
If you love her, then...
1633
01:24:57,726 --> 01:25:00,070
you love a little
piece of me, too.
1634
01:25:01,063 --> 01:25:03,134
That's it.
I'm calling the cops.
1635
01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:06,708
You have everything
in the world!
1636
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,475
Can't you just find it
in your heart?
1637
01:25:08,737 --> 01:25:11,308
Yeah, I have an intruder
on my property.
1638
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,142
Uh-huh. Yes, I will.
1639
01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,147
I'm sorry.
1640
01:25:18,747 --> 01:25:21,990
Thanks for taking care
of my baby. You...
1641
01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:26,098
did an amazing job.
1642
01:25:27,656 --> 01:25:28,999
Uh, yes.
1643
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:31,632
Um, you know,
actually it's okay.
1644
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:33,104
Yeah, false alarm.
1645
01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:34,771
No, I'm sorry.
1646
01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:36,770
Thanks very much.
1647
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:43,976
CLAIRE: Hey.
1648
01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:45,907
Hey!
1649
01:25:46,441 --> 01:25:48,284
What are you still doing here?
1650
01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:50,612
My mom said
you were beating off.
1651
01:25:50,779 --> 01:25:53,191
No, I... I know...
1652
01:25:54,282 --> 01:25:56,853
that I fucked everything up.
1653
01:25:57,352 --> 01:25:59,855
I'm just asking
for the tiniest...
1654
01:26:00,188 --> 01:26:02,691
shred of hope
that you might someday...
1655
01:26:03,025 --> 01:26:06,131
let me be a small
part of your life.
1656
01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:08,105
What do you mean?
1657
01:26:08,363 --> 01:26:10,969
I'm just gonna come
right out and say it:
1658
01:26:11,266 --> 01:26:12,768
I want to move to Portland
1659
01:26:13,635 --> 01:26:16,047
and help you
with the baby and...
1660
01:26:16,371 --> 01:26:17,372
And...
1661
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,884
make up for all my mistakes.
1662
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,146
No.
1663
01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:24,053
Look, I can't hurt
my mom and dad anymore.
1664
01:26:24,312 --> 01:26:25,450
They're already freaked out
1665
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,391
about this whole baby
thing, and I can't...
1666
01:26:27,549 --> 01:26:28,550
Please?
1667
01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,458
I don't think so.
Please, Claire?
1668
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:32,892
I wouldn't be in your way.
1669
01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:35,057
Claire?
1670
01:26:36,558 --> 01:26:38,902
Can I at least come visit you'?
1671
01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:44,738
The little fucker might like me.
1672
01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:45,971
(CHUCKLES)
1673
01:27:02,584 --> 01:27:03,927
Thank you.
1674
01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:07,022
You know,
1675
01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,767
I really have to just
1676
01:27:12,194 --> 01:27:14,105
take stock of my life.
1677
01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:16,272
Start counting my blessings.
1678
01:27:16,598 --> 01:27:19,602
The fact is, I got it pretty
good here with you, Shelly.
1679
01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:22,438
You know, I mean,
we all want people
1680
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:24,949
to love us
for exactly who we are.
1681
01:27:25,273 --> 01:27:28,550
But that's not really
possible in this world
1682
01:27:28,777 --> 01:27:33,123
because we're just all too
unbearable. You know?
1683
01:27:33,448 --> 01:27:34,893
We got to...
1684
01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:39,455
make the best
of what we have, you know?
1685
01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:42,458
I thought you were
moving to Portland.
1686
01:27:44,793 --> 01:27:46,568
I did say that
1687
01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:50,031
Hmm.
1688
01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:52,405
(CHUCKLES)
1689
01:28:11,586 --> 01:28:12,758
WILSON: Before this,
1690
01:28:13,088 --> 01:28:14,931
I was screwed.
1691
01:28:15,490 --> 01:28:16,992
And when it was
all said and done,
1692
01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:19,504
figured I'd just die
and be forgotten.
1693
01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:22,466
A handful of ashes
dumped in the ocean.
1694
01:28:22,597 --> 01:28:23,598
(RINGING)
1695
01:28:24,499 --> 01:28:25,671
Hi.
1696
01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:27,173
WILSON: Oh, my God.
1697
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,303
(LAUGHS)
1698
01:28:28,436 --> 01:28:29,506
WILSON: But now...
1699
01:28:29,838 --> 01:28:32,444
Now there 's someone to
remember me when I'm gone.
1700
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,245
It's Grandpa Wilson,
right there!
1701
01:28:34,442 --> 01:28:36,615
At least until some
horrific apocalypse
1702
01:28:36,678 --> 01:28:38,521
wipes out the human race.
Hi.
1703
01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:40,118
(CRYING)
1704
01:28:41,116 --> 01:28:43,357
Can you hold him up
a little closer?
1705
01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:48,457
WILSON: We like our stories to
end with the promise of hope.
1706
01:28:48,790 --> 01:28:50,861
Happily ever after and all that.
1707
01:28:51,793 --> 01:28:54,034
Is that as clear as it gets?
1708
01:28:54,362 --> 01:28:57,309
Too bad real fives
don't have that structure.
1709
01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,979
Or, hell, maybe they do.
1710
01:29:00,302 --> 01:29:02,873
Maybe it's right there
in front of us
1711
01:29:03,205 --> 01:29:05,207
and we just can't see it.
1712
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,319
(cooing)
1713
01:29:12,050 --> 01:29:30,050
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