1 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,503 I'm just... I don't feel pretty right now. 2 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:50,077 Having my friends here is great, 3 00:00:50,202 --> 00:00:54,010 but it's like,making my self-esteem go down really bad. 4 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,559 And they look so good, and they're just like the hottest girls in the world , 5 00:00:57,584 --> 00:00:59,597 and here I am just like... 6 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,935 ...and you're... - Babe. 7 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,487 I got to get ready. - No, you don't. Come here. 8 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,238 That's just it. - What? 9 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:10,319 Kendra, you are the most beautiful woman. 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,489 And don't let anybody coming around... 11 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,770 ...after you just had a baby, make you not feel that way, babe. 12 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,411 You want that? 13 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,541 All right, come on. Follow me. 14 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,291 Kendal Strickland wasn't just the prettiest girl at Waverley Prep, 15 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,579 she was a legend. 16 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:47,672 As a junior, the student council voted to dedicate the yearbook to her, 17 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,807 even though another student had recently died. 18 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:19,978 Look who is arrived ; Come Joind us at our home 19 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:23,257 drinks , food fun to celebrate our little obe 20 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,427 Hey, Mavis, it's Jim again. Just callin' to bug you. 21 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,924 We need that draft of Waverley 178. 22 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,443 We can work with something rough. Last one, sweetheart. 23 00:04:21,443 --> 00:04:23,894 I know you can do it. Hopefully by Friday? 24 00:04:23,894 --> 00:04:26,938 When you send something that soon, it's for the inner circle. 25 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,316 It's not for the ex-girlfriend of the father who doesn't talk to him anymore. 26 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:34,898 Frankly, that's a slap in the face. Right? 27 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,616 You seem a little overly worked up about this. 28 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,285 I am not worked up in the slightest. 29 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,830 I was just trying to tell you about something that happened. God! 30 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,951 Well, good for them, right? 31 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:49,424 Buddy seems like he'd be a decent parent. 32 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,319 Can you imagine still living in Mercury? 33 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:57,963 Trapped with a wife and a kid, and some crappy job? 34 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,131 It's like... 35 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,470 It's like he's a hostage. 36 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:10,726 Yup. We're lucky we got out. 37 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,979 Yes. - We have lives. 38 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,532 Let me let you borrow an outfit 'cause that dress is hideous, honey. 39 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,952 I'm excited that Kourtney is gonna come with me now to the TV Guide party 40 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,830 because who wants to go to a party by themselves? 41 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,076 It's to die for. - That is fab. 42 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,507 I just think that Tyler and I are like soul twins. 43 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,972 You know? Right before he texts me, 44 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,511 it's like I can... - Sense it? 45 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,555 Yes! Like psychically. 46 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,516 It's like we have chemistry, even over our phones. 47 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,929 Like text chemistry. 48 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,266 Exactly. 49 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,734 Just as Kendal hit "send," a message from Ryan popped up like magic. 50 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,397 It couldn't be denied. 51 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,858 They had "textual chemistry." 52 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,591 So, all told, I spent a year in Southeast Asia. 53 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,759 Why? 54 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,687 Long story short, I ended up a volunteer teacher in Phnom Penh. 55 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,225 Oh, my God. Yikes. 56 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:38,641 Yeah, it was probably one of the most rewarding things I've ever done. 57 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,815 Of course. 58 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,109 Sure, totally. 59 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,842 ♫ I didn't want to hurt you ♫ 60 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:16,510 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 61 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,660 Dolce, take a pee. 62 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,497 Dolce, pee. 63 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:49,296 ♫ She wears denim wherever she goes ♫ 64 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:53,675 ♫ Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo ♫ 65 00:09:53,843 --> 00:10:00,098 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 66 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,153 ♫ I didn't want to hurt you ♫ 67 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,907 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 68 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,834 Welcome to Hampton Inn. Do you have a reservation? 69 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,430 No. 70 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,104 Mavis... 71 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:34,943 ...Gary. 72 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,740 Is that a dog in your bag? - Nope. 73 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,375 We actually allow small pets with a cleaning deposit. 74 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,288 Good, because I have a small dog, 75 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,456 in my vehicle. 76 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,213 I'll put that you have a dog. 77 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,181 How many keys do you need? 78 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,301 Two, please. 79 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,430 Expecting company? 80 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,367 Hi. You. 81 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,160 Personal. 82 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:13,249 Mercury, Minnesota. 83 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,418 Slade. 84 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,443 I can't. There's nothing I can do for you. 85 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,744 I love Mason more than I love you. 86 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,080 Hey, Buddy, this is Mavis. 87 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,749 Remember? Mavis Gary? 88 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,842 I'm in town for this little real estate thing, 89 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,580 and I... I don't know, I just thought if you have time, 90 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,051 and you wanna grab a drink, catchup? 91 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,678 Something like that. 92 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:12,350 All right, well, listen, call me and... and let me know. 93 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,352 All right, bye. 94 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,464 Fuck. 95 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,594 Hey, Buddy. - Mavis Gary. 96 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,848 It's been... how long? - I'm not sure. 97 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,185 Gosh. Wow. 98 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,735 So you're actually back in town, huh? 99 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,779 Yeah, well, I'm just passing through. 100 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,152 I am insanely busy as always. 101 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,202 Well, I don't know how long you're around 102 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,141 with your real estate thing, but I'd love to grab a drink. 103 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,459 OK. 104 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,790 Well, if you're feeling spontaneous, 105 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,001 I could meet you at Woody's in... 106 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,505 ...I don't know, 15 minutes? 107 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,304 Spontaneous really isn't a thing these days. 108 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,484 I don't know if you heard, but I am a new dad. 109 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,475 Everyone knows. Yeah, the whole gang. 110 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,144 I got that announcement. 111 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:25,114 Thanks for that, by the way. - You're welcome, you're welcome. 112 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,740 How about we meet tomorrow 113 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,201 at this place called Champion O'Malley's? 114 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,740 It's kind of fun. - Of course, yes. Yeah. 115 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,619 How does 8:00, 8:30 sound? 116 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,486 6:00 would be better. - 6:00 is perfect. 117 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,583 Great, I'll see you at 6:00. 118 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,357 Maker's Mark. 119 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,641 What? 120 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,379 I'm sorry, but I think we went to high school together. 121 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,022 At the same time? - Yeah. 122 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,518 You're Mavis Gary? 123 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,731 Mavis Gary-Crane now. 124 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,447 I'm Matt Freehauf. 125 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,950 My locker was actually next to yours, 126 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,321 all through high school. 127 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,326 Matt... Freehauf. 128 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,042 Yeah. 129 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,455 Yeah, your locker was right there. 130 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,130 Right next to mine. 131 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,174 We didn't run in the same circles. 132 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,094 You were pretty popular, if I remember correctly. 133 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,174 You won "Best Hair." 134 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,927 Did I? What did you win? 135 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,519 I didn't. 136 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,146 They usually give out, like, 15 of those, 137 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,726 and only to the same five people. 138 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,653 Yeah, well, listen, Matt, it was really nice seeing you... 139 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,400 What are you doing back in Mercury? You move back? 140 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,568 Of course not. Gross. 141 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,695 No, I live in Minneapolis. 142 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,915 I'm just here taking care of a little real estate thing. 143 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,085 I own some property... - I read in the Sun you're a writer. 144 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,205 Yes, I am an author. 145 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,672 Children's books. 146 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,044 Y.A. That's industry speak for "Young Adult." 147 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,505 It's a very popular teen series. 148 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,179 It's everywhere. It's huge. 149 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,135 You've probably seen it. - Vampires? 150 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,397 Hey, take that, liver. 151 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,511 Weren't you that hate crime guy? 152 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,543 Excuse me? 153 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,540 You totally were. 154 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,590 You're the hate crime guy. 155 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,176 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just say that? 156 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,296 Now I know who you are. 157 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,341 Matt, the hate crime guy. 158 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,552 Yes, Mavis. When I was a... 159 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,680 When we were seniors, 160 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,190 a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods... 161 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,399 That's right. 162 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,985 ...and hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar. 163 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,738 With a crowbar. I totally remember that. 164 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,281 It was national news. 165 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,493 I mean, until people found out that I wasn't really gay. 166 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,364 Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. 167 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,868 It was a fat guy getting his ass beat. 168 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,668 Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school? 169 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:11,500 Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome. 170 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,128 Fuck. How's your dick? 171 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,466 Not good. Not good. 172 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:22,094 Does it work? - Yeah, it works. 173 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,450 You know, it's just kind of does a... 174 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,604 Hard Jacks. 175 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,321 Do you know who drinks these? 176 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,198 I don't. 177 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,133 Buddy Slade. 178 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,738 That's an interesting fact. 179 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,574 Come here. 180 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,843 Do you wanna know why I'm really in town? 181 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,541 Yes. 182 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,632 I can't tell you in here. 183 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,346 OK, you got me out here. 184 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,890 All right. 185 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,810 Here's the deal. 186 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,377 Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together. 187 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:21,821 And I'm here to get him back. - Buddy Slade. All right. 188 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,037 I'm pretty sure he's married with a kid on the way. 189 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,914 No, kid's here. She already had it. 190 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,792 I'm cool with it. I mean, I've got baggage too. 191 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,912 So wait, are you not joking? 192 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,422 Oh, God, Matt, I get it. People won't understand. 193 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,633 But you know, these things happen. In real life, they actually happen. 194 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,178 They just tend to happen in slow motion. 195 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,891 They get divorced, they reconfigure, and society is, like, fine with that... 196 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:48,639 ...if you take your time, like an emotional glacier. I'm 37... 197 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,688 Mavis, I would keep all of this to yourself. 198 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:56,147 I would find a therapist. Talk to a professional. 199 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,441 Matt. - Oh, boy. 200 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,365 Don't you get it? 201 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,570 Love conquers all. 202 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,273 Have you not seen The Graduate? 203 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,659 Or, like, I don't know, anything? 204 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,500 Oh, a taxi. 205 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,663 Yes, we called it. 206 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,831 Mavis, hey! 207 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,834 Buddy Slade has a life. 208 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,459 Buddy Slade has a life. No, he has a baby, and babies are boring! 209 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,629 Having spent the summer outside Waverley Prep, 210 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,215 Kendal looked around at her fellow students, thinking, 211 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:03,047 "Did I really get that much better, or did everyone simply get worse? 212 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:07,235 Why was Ryan spending so much time with this dumpy new girl?" 213 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,186 Mavis, this is Jim. Do you even have any pages? 214 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,302 I'm trying to help you, but I can't if you... 215 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:33,304 ♫ Says she likes my hair 'cause it's down my back ♫ 216 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:38,476 ♫ Says she likes the group 'cause we pull in the slack ♫ 217 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,643 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 218 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,110 Oh, no, not gonna need those. 219 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,119 You're gonna wanna try the popcorn shrimp. 220 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,407 No, I'm not. A couple of Hard Jacks, please. 221 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,035 OK. 222 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,327 Hey. 223 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,447 Hey, you. 224 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,078 Wow. - Great to see you. 225 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,089 So... 226 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:29,545 This is quite the mid-week surprise. 227 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,716 Hey, I ordered us a couple of Hard Jacks. 228 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,641 I haven't had one of those since college. 229 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,101 I know, me neither. 230 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:41,640 But I thought, just for old times' sake. 231 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,768 Actually, I haven't been drinking recently. 232 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,819 Because during Beth's pregnancy, and now that she's nursing our girl, 233 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,816 I thought I'd show some solidarity. 234 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,574 Right. 235 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,694 So... 236 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,281 You still at General Mills? - Yeah. 237 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,449 Ad sales now. 238 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,792 My dad's still there, so we have lunch together most days. 239 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:07,499 Yeah. Pizza or sub sandwiches. 240 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,382 Awesome. 241 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:12,010 I've just been working my little butt off in the city. 242 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,845 You know, doing my thing. 243 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,597 Down there in the old Mini Apple? 244 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,345 God, Buddy. Nobody calls it the Mini Apple anymore. 245 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,597 I didn't know. 246 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,151 I'll go grab those Hard Jacks. 247 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,314 Give our waitress a break. 248 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,149 So chivalrous. 249 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,914 Mavis. 250 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,213 What are you doing here? 251 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,006 I work here. 252 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:53,128 You know, bookkeeping, dealing with vendors. 253 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,137 Here's the better question. What are you doing here? 254 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,093 Just catching up with a friend. 255 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,553 Oh, catching up with a friend. 256 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,146 There's Buddy Slade, 257 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,894 acquiring a couple of mind-erasers at the bar. 258 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,902 You're not wasting any time, are you? 259 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:14,072 Look, it was really great hanging out with you last night. 260 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,157 It was great. - OK. 261 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,701 Yep. - Hey, Freehauf. 262 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,905 What's up, man? - Hey, hey. 263 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,122 Congrats on the little one. - Oh, thanks. 264 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,165 What a wonderful, permanent commitment to make. 265 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,167 Yeah. - Yeah. 266 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,235 A ton of work though. Almost no sleep, right? 267 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,840 Sometimes I feel like a zombie. 268 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,633 But hey, it's so rewarding, right? 269 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,302 Yeah. 270 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,506 It's so nice running into him. 271 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,675 Thanks for stopping by, Matt. 272 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,141 Yeah, you're welcome, yeah. 273 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,271 You wanna join us for a round? 274 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,099 I would love to. I would. 275 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,650 Sadly, I have work to do, and it takes me twice as long 276 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,653 as an able-bodied person to complete even the simplest task. 277 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,773 So... - Bummer. 278 00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,070 I don't wanna step on your Mercury High reunion. So... 279 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,761 Go, go, Injuns. 280 00:29:02,761 --> 00:29:08,245 Actually, they changed the name to "Indians" back in '99, remember? 281 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,956 The local Fond du Lac tribe... 282 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,417 did a whole thing with... 283 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,925 It sucks, what happened to Matt. 284 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:19,381 That poor guy suffered so much just for being gay. 285 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,549 He's not actually gay. 286 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,720 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is. - No. 287 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,605 Didn't you call him a theater fag all the time in high school? 288 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,732 "Theater fag" is an expression, Buddy. 289 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,192 Well, whatever. 290 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,736 Mercury's changed a lot since then, though. 291 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,866 We're way less of a hick town. 292 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,359 Really? 293 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:43,280 Yeah, we've got this place. It beats Woody's, right? 294 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,497 And we're getting a new Chipotle at the mall. 295 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,962 And I noticed you got a KenTacoHut. 296 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,253 You know, one of those Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell... 297 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:53,546 Pizza Hut. - Yeah. 298 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,710 That's genius. KenTacoHut. 299 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,759 You sound like one of your crazy characters. 300 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,882 Hey, so how's Allen? 301 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,596 Allen is great. Yeah. 302 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,764 Yeah, he's good. 303 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,018 We're not married anymore, but... 304 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,437 Oh, sorry. I didn't... 305 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,982 No, don't be sorry. It's good. It's fine. 306 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,361 Well, that's Allen's loss. 307 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,198 It sucks to be Allen. 308 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,585 Sorry I can't stay any longer. I gotta go relieve Beth. 309 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,165 She's got band practice tonight. 310 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,376 Beth's in a band? - Yeah. 311 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,301 Just something she does with the other moms. 312 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,053 Wow, cool. 313 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,466 Yeah, Beth's the drummer. 314 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,010 Oh, my God. Embarrassing. 315 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,148 Actually, her band's playing here tomorrow night. 316 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,985 Hey, why don't you come over tomorrow night to our house for a hang? 317 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,654 We can have dinner, and then come here and see Beth's show. 318 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,775 I would love that. - Yeah. 319 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,570 Oh, this is kind of silly, 320 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:09,241 but would you mind signing one of those Waverley Place books for me? 321 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,458 Sure. 322 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,376 I mean, it's not for me, obviously. 323 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,664 It's for my niece, Kendra. 324 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,672 She wants to be a writer someday. 325 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,711 Right, of course. 326 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,965 But you know, my name isn't actually on the books. 327 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,182 I mean, it's on the title page if you check inside. 328 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,887 But I'm basically a ghostwriter. 329 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,474 It's still a pretty big deal, compared to the rest of us. 330 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,771 It was so great seeing you. 331 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,407 I always feel like we can pick up right where we left off. 332 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,527 Exactly. 333 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:51,116 You know what? You look the same. 334 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,418 I do? 335 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:59,424 Yeah, it's like the rest of us changed, you just got lucky. 336 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,214 I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, great. 337 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,382 OK. - Good night. 338 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,265 Hello? 339 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,225 Look, I just want you to know 340 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:56,473 that what you think you saw tonight is not what it was, OK? 341 00:32:56,641 --> 00:33:00,441 Oh, so you're not trying toبودي سلدBuddy Slade's marriage. 342 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:04,612 It is way more complicated than you can possibly ever understand, OK? 343 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:07,574 Buddy Slade and I have years and years of history, 344 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,529 and it is very rich, and very complex. 345 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:15,033 Wow, yeah, that sounds way beyond my comprehension. 346 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:17,667 Don't open a new ranch till the old one's done. 347 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:21,039 What? - That's my sister. Forget it. 348 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,002 Just so you know. - I got it. Thank you. 349 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,767 Do you want to get loaded, or something? 350 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,109 I'm Mavis. 351 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,820 I know. From high school 352 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,872 Right. 353 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:59,417 I made you those Rice Krispies squares that one time for your birthday. 354 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,586 I got your locker combination from the vice principal. 355 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,706 I put them in your locker? 356 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,003 Thank you. 357 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,469 So where's Matt? - In his cave. 358 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,892 Welcome to the distillery. 359 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:07,819 Are you making moonshine? 360 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,697 Screw you, hillbilly. This is aged bourbon. 361 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,817 You know what? Hang on. 362 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,737 All right. Check this out. 363 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,248 This is an eight-year, all right? Now take a sniff. 364 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,703 Not too deep, though. It's got a really strong... 365 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:26,417 That's a limited... There's not a lot. 366 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,669 "Mos Easily Special Reserve." - Eisley. 367 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,713 Mos Eisley... Star Wars thing. 368 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,431 You know, the Cantina? You know, let's... 369 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,511 Let's let that age a little longer. 370 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,889 And I got another in here. 371 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:45,057 OK. 372 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:50,121 Now, see if you can detect... 373 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:51,821 ...some of the new oak. 374 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,984 Oh, come on. - OK. 375 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:57,213 They're kind of hidden in there. 376 00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,738 So when you sip... 377 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,622 I was supposed to sip it? - Yeah. 378 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,416 Let's do a little... 379 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:13,669 There you go. 380 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,392 Woody. 381 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,777 Oak. 382 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,609 So how'd the rest of your little date go? 383 00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:37,944 Good. It was eye-opening. 384 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,323 I mean, Buddy's clearly not happy. 385 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,742 OK, he actually said that? 386 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,577 He implied it. 387 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,517 You can tell, he's totally suffering. 388 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,297 He looks completely exhausted. 389 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,050 You know he told me he feels like a zombie. 390 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,964 I was there, all right? I suspect he was being flip. 391 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,140 That's a pretty strong statement to make. 392 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,309 I mean, a zombie is a dead person, not... 393 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:06,979 Mavis, I'm a fat geek, all right? I know what a zombie is. 394 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,583 I think Buddy and I are having very similar feelings. 395 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:16,358 The question is, who's gonna make the first move? 396 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,780 I'm thinking... it will be you. 397 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,709 Aren't you a little old for G. I. Joes? - That one's still wet. 398 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,915 No, it's fine. Jesus. 399 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:39,798 You make these? - I combine them, mix and match. 400 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,767 That one... I took Copperhead's face, and I put it on Mongul's body, 401 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,853 so it's like a beefed-up Copperhead, 402 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,021 and then I added Doctor Mid-Nite's owl. 403 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,857 I was tired and drunk. 404 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,109 You ever make, like, girl dolls? 405 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,229 I'm not a weirdo. 406 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,489 I have to go check on something. 407 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,949 Oh, OK. 408 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,154 No, no, no. You need to come with me. 409 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 I think this is it. 410 00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,296 You think, or you know? 411 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,716 This is definitely it. He drives a Jeep Liberty. 412 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:27,137 That's ironic... because he has no liberty. 413 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,143 You're fuckin' mentally ill. 414 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,524 You see that window up there? - Yep. 415 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,153 I bet Buddy is awake... 416 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:46,239 ...jerking off or something. 417 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:49,489 Or perhaps he's caring for his infant daughter. 418 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,329 The baby, the baby. 419 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,081 The problem that has no name. 420 00:39:26,492 --> 00:39:28,499 Can I help you find something? 421 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,623 Sure, I'm not having a ton of luck here. 422 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,584 Is this something for work? - No, it's a special occasion. 423 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,086 It's not a formal occasion. 424 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,959 I'm looking for something chic, clean, but also a bit edgy. 425 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,302 OK. We have some adorable new dresses that just came in. 426 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:48,051 Yeah, do you have Marc Jacobs? - No, I don't think we have that one. 427 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,645 I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame, 428 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,439 and I think there is a chance we may reconnect. 429 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:58,105 Let's show him what he's been missing. 430 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,974 No, he's seen me recently. He knows. 431 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,110 But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so... 432 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,447 Well, it's the end of my shift, 433 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,789 and my son has to be picked up from school. 434 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,333 So I'm just gonna send over another associate. 435 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,335 She's up on all the trends. 436 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:18,455 Shawna! 437 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,512 Where are the Waverley Prep books? 438 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,580 They got their own display table right there. 439 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,970 Wow. 440 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,187 They must be really popular. 441 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,040 Actually, we just got a lot of surplus stock we're trying to clear out. 442 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,942 They were big a couple years ago, 443 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:43,010 but the computer says, "Do not shelve," so... 444 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,777 Hey, are you writing in there? 445 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,488 I'm the author. I'm just signing it. 446 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,615 You're Jane MacMurray? 447 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:58,127 No. Jane MacMurray just created the series. I wrote the book. 448 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,790 Mavis Gary-Crane. See? 449 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,428 Do you know Jane MacMurray? 450 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,013 Yes, I know her really well. 451 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,176 I wrote the book. - OK. 452 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:15,358 Do you want a signed copy for your store? 453 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,313 No, that's fine. 454 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,733 I can sign as many as you want. It adds value to your stock. 455 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:25,945 Yeah, but once merchandise is signed, we can't send it back to the publisher. 456 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:29,116 Why would you be sending it back to the publisher? 457 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,535 We're probably not gonna sell them. 458 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,655 The series is done. 459 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,422 Come on, I told you you can't write in the... 460 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,835 Whatever, book man. 461 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,434 Kendal Strickland never felt threatened. 462 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:59,313 If anything, she felt a deep sense of pity for this rebound girl. 463 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,983 Not in a competitive way. She wasn't the type to show off. 464 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,820 That said, she couldn't help her own popularity. 465 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,157 It wasn't her fault that one year she was nominated homecoming queen... 466 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,421 ...of a neighboring high school. 467 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:16,533 Yes, Kendal Strickland was attractive. That was obvious. 468 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,666 Other girls were so insecure, 469 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:22,002 stressing about their faces and their figures, not Kendal. 470 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:26,501 Hers was a gracious, effortless beauty that glowed from within. 471 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,630 However, being that beautiful could also be intimidating. 472 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,889 Some guys went for girls who were more ordinary. 473 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:38,436 How could Kendal make sure her own perfection wouldn't scare away Ryan... 474 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,556 ...the love of her life? 475 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,739 What up? - Hey. 476 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,457 How are you? 477 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,704 How are you? - Good, good. 478 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,999 Here's that book for your niece. 479 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:09,794 Oh, yeah. Thanks for remembering. I'll send it to her. 480 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,720 There is a character in that one that's based on you. 481 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,388 -What? - In the book. 482 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:17,992 I mean, I named him Ashby, but it's so blatantly you. 483 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:21,145 When you read it, it'll be obvious. - Hope he's cool. 484 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,605 We're not even supposed to do that. 485 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,565 We're supposed to stick to this character bible... 486 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:26,685 Hey. 487 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,736 Nice to see you again. 488 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,856 You, too. 489 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,904 There it is. 490 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,954 Adorable. 491 00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,074 Thank you. 492 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,748 You love it. You love it. 493 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:50,424 I'm gonna grab a beer. You want a drink? 494 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,301 Oh, just a water. 495 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:55,168 Can you get me another summer ale? - Sure. 496 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,098 It's fine. I'll just pump and dump after the show. 497 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:01,568 Don't worry. I'm not trying to get my kid hammered. 498 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,682 Wow, look at that. 499 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:08,853 Ah, yes. The Funquarium. Always chills her out. 500 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,522 Yeah, yeah. 501 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,983 Yes, yes it does. 502 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,319 Oh, starting to get smiles. 503 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:18,911 Cute. 504 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,074 She's, like, Buddy's clone. 505 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:25,787 No. I see you in there. 506 00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:28,790 Really? - A lot of you, in fact. 507 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,957 Thanks. - Here you go, ladies. 508 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,544 Thank you. - Here you go. 509 00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:36,459 So how's it going? I know you're a writer. 510 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,514 I saw a nice article about you in the Sun. 511 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,678 Yes, I'm an author of a young adult series. 512 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,846 It's disturbingly popular. 513 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,602 I like your decor. 514 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,313 Is it shabby chic? 515 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,114 Pier One? 516 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,234 A little bit Goodwill. 517 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,535 Buddy and I used to go thrifting all the time. 518 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,448 Remember that? The '90s? 519 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:07,418 Oh, my God, Beth. We had this huge silly T-shirt collection. 520 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,170 It was just, like, the dumbest thing ever. 521 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,290 The '90s were awesome. - Yeah. 522 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,899 I used to sleep in his T-shirts and boxers. 523 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:20,215 I think I still have a few. 524 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,852 Hey. I still have one of my ex-boyfriend's T-shirts. 525 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,521 I can't bring myself to get rid of it. - What? 526 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:30,351 Which one? - I can not tell you. 527 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,521 What's the chart? 528 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:39,652 Beth teaches special needs kids. 529 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,162 A lot of my kids learn emotions cognitively. 530 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:45,681 It doesn't come naturally to them the way it does for you and me. 531 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:48,459 So we need to show them "this is what happy looks like," 532 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,128 "this is what anxious looks like," and so on. 533 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,248 What about neutral? 534 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,753 I mean, like, what if you don't feel anything? 535 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,006 That's kind of how they are a lot of the time. 536 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,634 So, yeah, don't need to teach it. 537 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:10,648 Oh, my God. 538 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,936 Is that Mavis Gary? - Yeah. 539 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:17,363 Can you believe it? She came here with Beth and Buddy. 540 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,989 Shots. 541 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:21,694 Psychotic prom queen bitch. 542 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,862 Really? 543 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:25,989 Come on, tequila time. 544 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,241 Salt. 545 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,778 So... are they any good? 546 00:46:36,778 --> 00:46:39,273 Yeah, they're all right. 547 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,955 I knew it. They're horrible. I knew it. 548 00:46:42,955 --> 00:46:45,283 Well, they have a lot of fun. 549 00:46:45,283 --> 00:46:48,065 Hey, look. Freehauf's over there. 550 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,949 He's just always lurking, isn't he? So creepy. Look at his face. 551 00:46:53,949 --> 00:46:57,885 He's so doughy. He's like a murderer. 552 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,941 Think he owns any clown suits? 553 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,945 Oh, my God. You're terrible. - Come on. 554 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,988 Dark. - No. 555 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:10,076 Hello, Mercury! 556 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,087 I'm Mary Ellen Trantowski. 557 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,250 We are Nipple Confusion. 558 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,049 Yeah. 559 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:23,381 Please be kind, as this is only our second show. 560 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,162 And we all have small children at home. 561 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:29,177 Our first song is a cover. 562 00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:31,979 This one goes out from our drummer, Beth, 563 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,809 to her sweetheart, Buddy. 564 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,232 ♫ She wears denim wherever she goes ♫ 565 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,236 ♫ Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo ♫ 566 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:51,075 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 567 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,456 ♫ Still she won't be forced against her will ♫ 568 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:01,127 ♫ Says she don't do drugs, but she does the pill ♫ 569 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:06,674 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 570 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:13,514 ♫ I didn't want to hurt you ♫ 571 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,434 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 572 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,063 ♫ I didn't want to hurt you ♫ 573 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,108 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 574 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:38,164 ♫ Says she likes my hair cause it's down my back ♫ 575 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:41,876 ♫ Says she likes the group cause we pull in the slack ♫ 576 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:47,590 ♫ Oh, yeah ‫ ♫ 577 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:54,096 ♫ When she's at the gig she takes her car...♫ 578 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,346 Remember when we used to make out to this song? 579 00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,942 Yeah. 580 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:04,685 Yeah, I think this song was playing the first time I went down on you. 581 00:49:05,547 --> 00:49:07,043 what ? 582 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:11,073 The first time I went... 583 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,298 I screwed up the fill so bad. 584 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,341 Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, guys. 585 00:50:06,355 --> 00:50:07,031 On what ? 586 00:50:07,031 --> 00:50:08,071 You did suck a little bit. 587 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:09,769 That's OK, we still love you. 588 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:13,682 You guys were amazing. - Wait. Did you say "amazing"? 589 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:16,268 I need to have a few too many - That's not fair. 590 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:18,388 Hardly. 591 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:23,068 It's so interesting to see you hanging around again, Mavis. 592 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:26,188 Mary Ellen, you were great tonight. 593 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:29,781 It's so inspiring to see a single mother with so much confidence on stage. 594 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:30,973 Really. 595 00:50:31,618 --> 00:50:33,212 Beth, we gotta get home. 596 00:50:33,212 --> 00:50:34,787 We gotta relieve the babysitter. - No. 597 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,622 I wanna stay out just a little while longer. 598 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,749 Yeah, Buddy, you can't have her back tonight. 599 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,492 Sorry. - I'll drive him home. 600 00:50:40,512 --> 00:50:41,874 Really? 601 00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:46,174 Buddy, let Mavis drive you home, OK? I'm gonna stay out and celebrate. 602 00:50:46,174 --> 00:50:48,017 You sure? 603 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:52,964 Have fun. 604 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,051 Thanks, Mavis. 605 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,242 Easy. 606 00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:23,377 Tolerance has gone down since you knew me. 607 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,842 What do you mean, since I knew you? 608 00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:28,806 I still know you. Come here. 609 00:51:28,806 --> 00:51:31,027 - Please. - Ok? 610 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:35,086 Don't you have that babysitter till 11:00? 611 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,878 Yeah, but we can't go anywhere. 612 00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:41,430 I know, we can't, but... 613 00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:45,725 ...time is just so precious. 614 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:52,608 For real... It goes so fast. - I know. 615 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:57,488 Man, I really love my daughter, you know? 616 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,656 I know, I know. 617 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:02,952 I can tell you're a great father. 618 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,541 You're already going above and beyond in so many ways. 619 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:12,503 You stepped up to the plate, Buddy. 620 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,631 You do too much, even. 621 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,681 You think so? 622 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,801 Yes. 623 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,098 You're a good, good man, Buddy. 624 00:52:28,436 --> 00:52:30,580 Don't ever short change yourself. 625 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:42,114 I thought I saw lights. 626 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,932 Hi, Daniel. Yep, I'm home. 627 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,250 Where's Beth? 628 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:48,045 She wanted to stay out and party all night. 629 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,758 Well, we're all out of breast milk, and she doesn't want her "nuk" anymore. 630 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,878 I got it. 631 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,512 Good night, Buddy. 632 00:52:57,632 --> 00:52:59,632 Good night. 633 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,927 Yeah. 634 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,599 Wow. 635 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,401 Take it easy there, killer. - I have depression. 636 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:15,655 OK, well, then, get some exercise. 637 00:53:13,954 --> 00:53:15,679 Take that poor dog of yours on a walk. 638 00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:17,532 Why don't you walk, fat ass? 639 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,493 There's some low-hanging fruit. 640 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,613 You are low-hanging fruit. 641 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,493 - Oh, no. No. - What? 642 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,661 I hate this guy over here. 643 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,501 That's my cousin, Mike. 644 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:36,879 Mike Moran is your cousin? 645 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,012 Unfortunately. 646 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:42,348 Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota. 647 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,934 Mavis? - Mike. 648 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,769 What is up, girly-friend? 649 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,271 Holy shit, coz, this is such a rad surprise. 650 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,650 Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. 651 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,610 How are you? Yeah. - I'm great. 652 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,946 Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary. 653 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,657 Whoa, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain? 654 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,457 Strychnine? - Anyway, the kids are great. 655 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:03,653 Work is a trip, but I play hard too. 656 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:06,097 I've been doing a lot of rock climbing. 657 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,127 You mean rock crawling, right? 658 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,301 No, I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. 659 00:54:10,321 --> 00:54:12,681 We can do anything a normal can do. 660 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:15,590 Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. 661 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,385 You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt. 662 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,215 You should try it, Matt. - No. 663 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:24,465 I love the way this guy talks. He's like, "No." 664 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,853 I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. 665 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,973 It's like Will & Grace. 666 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:32,935 - It is. - No, it isn't. 667 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,443 Look, I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. 668 00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,612 I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. 669 00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:40,546 Love this place. Total time capsule, right? 670 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,326 When did he get that chair? Sophomore year? 671 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,316 Junior. Car wreck. 672 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,867 God, he got so much attention. 673 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:54,373 Yeah, he was the popular cripple. Practically ruined high school for me. 674 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:58,127 Please. That dick ruined my sweet 16, same weekend. 675 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,295 God, you are a piece of work. 676 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,172 You're a piece of shit. 677 00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,614 Fuck. 678 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:07,863 The kiss was electric, transformative, spiritual, enchanted. 679 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,241 It was like their first kiss all over again, 680 00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:13,625 except now they knew exactly what they were doing. 681 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,961 I said, "Listen, Kyle, you're everything to me. 682 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:20,298 You're my sun, my moon, my galaxy. When are you going to get this? 683 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:23,301 And he's just not getting it, right? - Right. 684 00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:25,421 I'm gonna have a... 685 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,353 Hey, you. 686 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,308 Hey, how are you? - I'm great. 687 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,233 Last night was amazing. 688 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,735 How much longer are you gonna be in town? 689 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:43,607 I'm here for you. How long do you need? 690 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,269 I was just wondering if you're still in town this weekend, 691 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:48,159 if you wanna come to the baby's naming ceremony. 692 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:51,413 It's this little hippy thing we're doing out in the yard. 693 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,264 It's not religious or anything... 694 00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:55,897 I would love to come. - Cool, all right. 695 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:58,382 Saturday at the house, around 1:00. 696 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,375 Great, I can't wait to see you. - Great. 697 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,442 Hey, Mom. 698 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:31,413 Were you even gonna say hello? 699 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:34,539 It's been so long, I almost forgot what you look like. 700 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:38,954 I wasn't avoiding you, Mom. OK? I was planning on calling. 701 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,380 Why didn't you just come and stay with us? 702 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,711 Because I needed a quiet place to write. 703 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:50,722 You have no idea. I have tons and tons of work to catch up on. 704 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,390 Books still selling well? 705 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,554 It's like I can hardly keep up. 706 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:59,541 Is that the money you used to invest in local real estate? 707 00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:06,392 I heard you were here to work on some kind of real estate transaction. 708 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:10,669 I was just surprised you didn't use Aunt Lena as your broker. 709 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,739 She's a little hurt. 710 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:19,918 Honey 711 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:22,038 Look what I found. - What? 712 00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:25,167 Welcome home. - Thanks. 713 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,300 Our little real estate tycoon, huh? 714 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:29,420 Oh, I don't know about that. 715 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,720 Who's this? 716 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,305 This is Dolchie. - Oh, OK. 717 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:34,425 -Dolchie. - Hello. 718 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,300 I hope you're eating enough in the city. 719 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,552 You gotta start taking care of yourself, sweetie. 720 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,218 You know, a Lean Cuisine is not a meal. 721 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,279 Yeah, I think I might be an alcoholic. 722 00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:00,469 Very funny. 723 01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:07,650 You're not still pulling it, are you? - Stop, Dad. 724 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:09,486 It's just that your hair is so beautiful. 725 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,697 You know what, Mom? Can you please take down that photo of me and Allen? 726 01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:14,449 Which picture, sweetie? 727 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:17,571 The wedding photo. We are divorced. 728 01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:20,705 We just thought it was a nice memory. 729 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:23,035 Of my failed marriage? 730 01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:24,584 Well, the wedding wasn't a failure. 731 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,728 Remember the tiramisu? - I liked that Allen. 732 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,422 Dad, he's my ex-husband. You're supposed to be on my team. 733 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:33,176 He's a nice guy, that's all. I didn't know there were teams. 734 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,637 Have you seen any old friends on this visit? 735 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,757 Actually... 736 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,141 I've been seeing quite a bit of Buddy. 737 01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:42,261 Oh, the old beau, huh? 738 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:45,772 I remember you kids were so cute in high school. 739 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:49,442 It's funny how those initial instincts can be so right, you know? 740 01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:51,694 I mean, you make all these mistakes along the way, 741 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,698 but the world will make sure you end up with the person you're meant to be with. 742 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:58,451 It's good to keep those people in your life. 743 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,983 The people who really know you best. 744 01:01:03,701 --> 01:01:06,870 And that new baby of his is just darling. 745 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:11,458 Have you seen it? Up close? 746 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,626 I suppose. 747 01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:16,545 Is everything OK? 748 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,093 I'm sure it will be fine. It's probably too soon to tell. 749 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:33,396 It's just that Buddy used to say that...we would make the cutest little babies, ever. 750 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:39,403 Hey, did you guys ever sell my Cabriolet? 751 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:54,334 Yeah! Sweet ride. 752 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,175 What is that, a drop-top? 753 01:01:56,295 --> 01:01:58,011 I just saw my mother and father. 754 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,841 Oh, heavy. How are they? 755 01:02:01,008 --> 01:02:04,428 Horrible. God, I've been through a lot. 756 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:07,764 Wanna get hammered? - Why do you think I'm here? 757 01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:09,664 Come on. Let's hit the woods in the back of the school. 758 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,791 And grab some of that Star Wars juice. - That's a limited... 759 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,479 Come on! - Fine. 760 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,859 Could you walk any slower? 761 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:23,237 Our school is so ugly. 762 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,866 It looks like a factory. 763 01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:30,455 It actually used to be a rubber fabrication plant back in the '20s. 764 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,330 You know everything. 765 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:40,297 These woods were like Hump City back in the day. 766 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:43,848 I remember being back here with a few different guys. 767 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:47,046 I never knew you were such a slut. 768 01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,513 I was normal. 769 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:56,313 So how are things with old Buddy, huh? 770 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,024 How's the master plan unfolding? 771 01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:02,095 Well, actually, he called me today 772 01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:07,491 and asked me if I wanted to participate in his baby's naming ceremony. 773 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,375 I don't know. 774 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:13,705 There's still so much that's unspoken, but... 775 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,422 .. ‫..he's involving me in his child's life. 776 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,585 Buddy is a married man. 777 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:20,343 By all accounts, happily. 778 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:23,465 Yeah, happily married men go to bars alone 779 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,932 with their ex-girlfriends all the time. 780 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:29,102 They call them privately, and they make out with them on porches. 781 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:32,021 He did not make out with you. - You weren't there. 782 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:36,019 We made out. It was intense and passionate. 783 01:03:37,021 --> 01:03:38,528 He gave me his sweatshirt. 784 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:42,108 Yes, I noticed. They probably noticed in space. 785 01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:45,987 And FYI, you look completely insane wearing it. 786 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:48,955 Look, I don't know what Buddy's doing with you, 787 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:53,245 or what you think he's doing with you, but you need to move on. 788 01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:55,956 You're one to talk. 789 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:58,589 All you care about is some scuffle that happened 20 years ago. 790 01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:01,467 You lean on that crutch, and you lean on excuses, 791 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:03,928 and you and I both know you use this whole thing 792 01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:07,532 as an excuse to do absolutely nothing with your life. 793 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,637 "Scuffle." 794 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,815 You don't know shit about what happened to me. 795 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:19,437 OK? Those jocks you used to blow during lunch... 796 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,358 ...they shattered my legs, 797 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:26,236 bashed in my brains, 798 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,202 mangled my cock, 799 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:33,076 so that I have to piss and cum sideways for the rest of my life. 800 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,662 Then they left me for dead. 801 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,656 You know, things aren't too great down south. 802 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:47,048 I can barely get off by myself, let alone with another person. 803 01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,978 You know, what's done is done. 804 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:02,945 You can't keep dwelling on the past, Matt. 805 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,989 Are you fucking kidding? 806 01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:06,908 Talk about dwelling in the past. 807 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:10,947 Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, 808 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:13,456 trying to score with a happily married man. 809 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,501 Buddy's not happy, OK? So just stop saying that. 810 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:20,290 You're hardly the authority on happiness, Sylvia. 811 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,258 You know what, Matt? 812 01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:26,402 It really is a shame that you're like this, 813 01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:28,362 because if you had a good personality, 814 01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:30,573 none of this other stuff would bother people. 815 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,934 Why don't you use my crutch again as a metaphor? 816 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:35,805 That was brilliant. That was masterful. 817 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:40,185 Or no, save it for your little teenage stories, 818 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:44,239 because God knows you don't know shit about being an adult! 819 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:54,497 It wasn't the first time Kendal Strickland was let down. 820 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:59,168 For all the good they did, beauty and popularity didn't inspire much loyalty. 821 01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:02,421 Would it be nice to have peers? Friends she could respect? 822 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:07,218 Sure, but Kendal knew the lone march of being special a little too well. 823 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,595 She was used to blazing her own trail. 824 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:13,677 It was obvious that Ryan still loved her, crystal clear. 825 01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:16,477 And perhaps that was unfair to his new girlfriend, 826 01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:20,398 but Kendal Strickland was going to think about herself for a change. 827 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,686 Who was taking care of Kendal? 828 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,152 And on the subject of fair... 829 01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:29,782 Was it fair that people misjudged Kendal's intelligence just because she was so beautiful? 830 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:33,995 Was it fair everyone thought her life was so easy, when it was anything but? 831 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,872 No. Life wasn't fair, 832 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,542 and it was up to Kendal to step in and make things right. 833 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:43,623 Sometimes in order to heal, a few people have to get hurt. 834 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,479 Hi, Jan. 835 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:25,599 Oh, hi. 836 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,647 Wow, really been a long time. 837 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,947 I know. I've been a really busy girl. 838 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,782 Yeah, I've heard that. 839 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,362 Buddy's been very busy, and Bethie. 840 01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:41,888 Finally a grandmother. - Oh, speak of the devil. 841 01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:45,036 Hi! - Hey, how are you? 842 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,204 Wow. How are you doing? 843 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,714 I'm good. 844 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,465 Good. - I brought presents. 845 01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:53,050 Oh, thank you. 846 01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:56,548 - Burp cloths. - Can't have enough burp cloths 847 01:08:56,715 --> 01:08:58,139 Oh, hey, Mom? - Yes? 848 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,099 Can you help Beth with that endive thing? 849 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,601 Yeah, Grandma to the rescue. - Can we talk? 850 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:04,520 Yeah. 851 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:08,441 Are you having fun? Are you having fun? Get out of here, Carter-bug. 852 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,609 I think we should talk privately. 853 01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:12,814 Sure, yeah. 854 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,982 Here, follow me. 855 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:27,244 OK. 856 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,042 OK, so what's going on? 857 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,861 There are so many things I know we both wanna say. 858 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:39,966 OK, well, we don't have to say them all now. 859 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:43,551 I gotta get Beth's gift ready. I got her a drum set. 860 01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:47,035 You're so thoughtful, even during all this. 861 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,392 Well, hey, she pushed it out. 862 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:54,612 I just want you to know that I'm feeling everything that you're feeling. 863 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:58,783 Buddy, these last few days have been some of the best in my life. 864 01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,903 They have? 865 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:03,906 You don't have to pretend. 866 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,743 I know what's in here... 867 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,914 ...and I know what's in here. 868 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:17,879 Buddy... you're my moon, my stars. 869 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,220 You're my whole galaxy. 870 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,467 Mavis! What are you doing? 871 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:32,601 OK. 872 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:37,857 You don't have to be afraid. It's OK. 873 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:41,033 You can come to the city with me, like we always planned. 874 01:10:41,153 --> 01:10:43,410 What the hell are you talking about? 875 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:46,705 We can work this out. You know we can. We can handle this like adults. 876 01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:50,912 - Mavis, I'm a married man. - I know. We can beat this together. 877 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,752 You're better than this. 878 01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,883 I have to go. 879 01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:08,470 I think you should leave. 880 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,236 Hey, look who's up. 881 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,321 Hey, let me take her. 882 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,442 Let me... Come here. 883 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:25,446 There you are. 884 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:29,456 Can you do me a favor? 885 01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,141 We need everybody outside. 886 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:34,706 I wanna get Beth's gift ready. - Yeah. 887 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:38,166 Those are delicious. 888 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,390 Hey, listen up, everyone! 889 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,441 I think Buddy has a little surprise for Beth, 890 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:59,195 so if you could all just come outside and gather around the garage. 891 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,316 Come on, let's go. 892 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:18,455 Mavis? 893 01:12:18,475 --> 01:12:19,898 What? - Are you OK? 894 01:12:19,918 --> 01:12:23,268 I'll be fine if I can get a real drink around here. 895 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:26,233 There's some right here. Thanks, Uncle Bob. 896 01:12:26,233 --> 01:12:27,356 You know what? 897 01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:29,376 Oh, my God. 898 01:12:32,806 --> 01:12:35,224 I'll get some... - Fuck you. 899 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,392 Fuck you! 900 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,187 You fucking bitch. 901 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:46,027 Oh, my God. 902 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:49,279 You should see your face. 903 01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:51,907 It's a joke. 904 01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:54,750 Are you just gonna stand there like a big lump? 905 01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:56,870 I love your sweater. 906 01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,296 I'll get you a rag. 907 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:01,957 Go get me a rag, 'cause you got so many of those lying around here. 908 01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:04,187 Fuckin' burp cloths, whatever. 909 01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:05,719 You know, the funny thing is, 910 01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:08,222 I could have had this party a long time ago. 911 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,968 This exact same party. Yeah. 912 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:13,060 Buddy and I were together for four years, 913 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,887 and we were inseparable. Jan knows. 914 01:13:14,907 --> 01:13:16,538 Right, Jan? Tell them! 915 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,315 You want to clean up? - No, don't bother. 916 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,645 It is silk. It's fucked. 917 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:21,902 Mavis, sweetheart. 918 01:13:22,022 --> 01:13:24,702 Mother, I'm trying to tell a story here. 919 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,409 Yeah, Buddy got me pregnant at 20. 920 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:30,529 And we were gonna keep it! 921 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,831 We were gonna have a little baby, 922 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,833 and a little naming party, 923 01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:39,414 and a Funquarium, and all of that. 924 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:41,666 And then 12 weeks into it... 925 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:45,962 Well, I had Buddy's miscarriage. 926 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,715 Which I wouldn't wish for anyone. 927 01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:55,478 Maybe if things were just a little bit more hospitable 928 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:58,141 down south in my broken body, 929 01:13:58,308 --> 01:14:00,707 Buddy and I would be here right now with a teenager, 930 01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:02,568 and probably even more kids, 931 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,820 because we always found each other. Always! 932 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,940 Right, Jan? Tell them! 933 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:10,735 What the fuck? 934 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,293 It's a new drum set for Beth. 935 01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,053 What's wrong? 936 01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,555 Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 937 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:33,557 My God! What is wrong with you? 938 01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:35,184 Are you like one of those little kids 939 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,436 who need a fucking chart to learn feelings? 940 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,064 Stand up for yourself! Why are you covering for me? 941 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,732 That's enough, Mavis. You're drunk. 942 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,375 Oh, I've been drunk since I've been back, Mom, 943 01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:46,170 and nobody gave two shits until this one got all bent out of shape. 944 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:50,009 Mavis, what the hell is going on? - Why did you invite me? 945 01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:55,281 I didn't invite you. My wife did. 946 01:14:56,658 --> 01:15:00,834 Beth practically forced me to call you. She feels sorry for you. 947 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:03,539 We all do, Mavis. 948 01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:06,673 It's obvious you're having some mental sickness, 949 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:07,883 some depression. 950 01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:10,052 You're very lonely and confused. 951 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:14,728 So Beth made me invite you here, even though I knew it was a mistake. 952 01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:16,968 I knew it. 953 01:15:20,557 --> 01:15:22,557 You're lying. 954 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,477 He's not. 955 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:39,617 Well. What about now? 956 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:43,161 You hate me now? 957 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:48,916 'Cause it should be easy, 'cause I fucking hate you. 958 01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:56,425 Look at you. What is wrong with you people? 959 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,308 Mavis, honey. 960 01:15:58,428 --> 01:16:03,683 You know, I came back for you. For you! 961 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:06,483 And I hate this town! 962 01:16:06,603 --> 01:16:09,981 It's a hick, lake town that smells of fish shit! 963 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:12,148 But I came back. 964 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:17,530 I just wanted you to know that. 965 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:34,129 I screwed up. 966 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:38,988 I screwed up so bad. - Where have you been? 967 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:48,268 You're scaring me. 968 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,276 I'm crazy. 969 01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:01,406 And no one loves me. 970 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,409 You don't love me. 971 01:17:05,245 --> 01:17:07,002 Guys like me... 972 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,400 ...are born loving women like you. 973 01:17:13,378 --> 01:17:15,421 I went to Buddy's house. 974 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:18,423 What happened? 975 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:27,767 I ruined my dress. 976 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,703 I'll get you... 977 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:43,949 I'll get you a shirt. 978 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:47,453 No, I want yours. 979 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,041 You want the shirt I'm wearing? 980 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:27,242 Hide me. 981 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:51,058 It's OK. 982 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,908 Why Buddy? 983 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:56,624 He's a good man. He's kind. 984 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:02,213 Are other men unkind? 985 01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:08,636 He knew me when I was at my best. 986 01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:18,331 You weren't at your best then, Mavis. 987 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,065 Not then. 988 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,735 You know, I saw you every day. 989 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:31,992 You had this little mirror in your locker, 990 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,578 shaped like a heart... 991 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,786 ...and you looked in that mirror more than you ever looked at me, 992 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:43,504 and I was at my best. 993 01:21:53,491 --> 01:21:55,491 Good morning. 994 01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:58,369 Hi. 995 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,706 Coffee? 996 01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,958 Sure. 997 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:16,812 Do you still write those books? 998 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,814 No. 999 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,413 The series is over. It got cancelled. 1000 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:26,236 I'm actually writing the last one right now. 1001 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,317 What happens? 1002 01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,820 I don't know. 1003 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:40,371 Hey, do you know this girl named Beth? 1004 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:42,950 She married Buddy Slade from school. 1005 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:46,209 Yeah. I know that Beth. 1006 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:52,298 What do you think of her? 1007 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:57,596 I... I... 1008 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,764 I don't really like her. 1009 01:23:00,725 --> 01:23:04,209 I mean, I think that you're way prettier than she is. 1010 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:10,316 What happened to your dress? 1011 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:18,867 I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? 1012 01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:20,458 Shit. 1013 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,579 What's wrong? What did I say? 1014 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:28,585 I have a lot of problems. 1015 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:32,506 Can't you get a new dress? 1016 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,488 It's really difficult for me to be happy... 1017 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:46,759 ...and then for other people, it just seems so simple. 1018 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:54,754 I know. They just grow up, and they're so... fulfilled. 1019 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:57,829 I don't feel fulfilled. 1020 01:23:57,949 --> 01:23:59,026 Well... 1021 01:23:59,026 --> 01:24:04,355 And frankly, if you don't feel fulfilled with all the stuff that you have 1022 01:24:12,797 --> 01:24:14,797 I need to change, Sandra. 1023 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,970 No, you don't. - What? 1024 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:26,268 You're the only person in Mercury who could write a book, or wear a dress like that. 1025 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,277 I'm sure there's plenty of other people who could 1026 01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:31,732 Everyone here is fat and dumb. 1027 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,900 Don't say that. 1028 01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:38,362 I mean, you think so? 1029 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,080 Everyone wishes that they could be like you. 1030 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:48,373 You know, living in the big city, all famous and beautiful and all that. 1031 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:50,757 I'm not really famous. 1032 01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,629 Well, you know, special or whatever. 1033 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:58,382 I mean, some days, when I have a slow shift at work, I'll sit and think about you, 1034 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,860 living in your cool apartment, going out and stuff. 1035 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:04,145 It seems really nice. 1036 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:07,851 Yeah. But... 1037 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,981 Most people here seem so happy with so little. 1038 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:17,820 It's like they don't even seem to care what happens to them. 1039 01:25:18,738 --> 01:25:22,289 That's because it doesn't matter what happens to them. 1040 01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:25,701 They're nothing. 1041 01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,788 Might as well die. 1042 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,295 Fuck Mercury. 1043 01:25:45,557 --> 01:25:47,557 Thank you. 1044 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,730 I needed that. 1045 01:25:57,777 --> 01:25:59,777 You're right. 1046 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,905 This place blows. 1047 01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:08,897 I need to get back to Minneapolis. 1048 01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:12,915 Take me with you. 1049 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:15,543 Excuse me? 1050 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,969 Take me with you. 1051 01:26:18,089 --> 01:26:20,299 You know, to the Mini Apple. 1052 01:26:22,468 --> 01:26:25,137 You're good here, Sandra. 1053 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,014 Oh. 1054 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,696 Dolce. 1055 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,741 I'm so sorry. 1056 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,744 My baby. Come here. 1057 01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:54,583 Graduation turned out to be a bittersweet ceremony for Kendal. 1058 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:57,509 While honored to be the valedictorian of her class, 1059 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,761 there was an unmistakable air of sadness 1060 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,424 over the sudden death of Ryan Ashby. 1061 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:06,935 Who could have imagined when Ryan and his girlfriend set sail that day, 1062 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:10,137 it would be the last time anyone ever saw them? 1063 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:13,274 Good boy. 1064 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:15,110 Poor Ryan... 1065 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,230 Lost at sea. 1066 01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:22,985 They don't need those back. 1067 01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:27,061 You can put them in a scrapbook, or whatever. 1068 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:33,873 Just so you know, those doughnuts are for Honors Members only. 1069 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:06,035 Kendal felt the weight of her high school years lifting off of her 1070 01:28:06,155 --> 01:28:08,573 as she emptied out her locker. 1071 01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:12,244 Sure, she'd think about Waverley from time to time. 1072 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:15,497 Cheer squad, the debate team, 1073 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:18,814 sneaking into the woods for a drink after class. 1074 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:22,441 But her best years were still ahead of her. 1075 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:28,130 Kendal Strickland was ready for the world. 1076 01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:31,081 It was time to look to the future. 1077 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:33,639 A new chapter. 1078 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:36,774 As she boarded the train for Cambridge, 1079 01:28:36,894 --> 01:28:40,981 she took one last look at her small town and blew it a kiss... 1080 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,528 ...thinking, "Life, here I come."