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♪ Tubi, Tubi ♪

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(dramatic music crescendos)

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(music peaking then fades)

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(rhythmic music)

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(bell jingles)

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- Did someone order the spicy tuna?

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- Mercedes, how many times I gotta tell ya?

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Hush, you'll scare the trout.

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- As long as you're not tellin' anybody that we're hangin' out,

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Randy, what choice do I have?

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When it comes to Purgatory friendships, it's, uh...

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- Slim pickins at the fishing hut.

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- A jiggler? What is this? Trawling for noobs?

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(mysteriously playful music)

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♪ Uh, uh, um ♪

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- Shortbread martini?

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(gasps) - Did you add my nutmeg twist?

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- Please.

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(bell jingles)

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(gasps)

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- Okay, they're bitin'.

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(jingling continues)

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(line zips) - Oh, they're really biting.

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(mysterious music)

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(bells jingling)

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- What did you do, bait the lines with crack?

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- Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first.

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(ominous music)

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Do you think we could make it to the cars?

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- Gotta hoof it.

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- Good thing I always dress for cardio.

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(music intensifies)

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(squelching)

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(squelching)

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Nedley!

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(breathes heavily)

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(panting)

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Sheriff Nedley!

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Randy?

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- Maybe a little. Hell was cold and dark

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and I've been on my own for years.

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(panting)

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- Look, Lock Mess, I don't know what you are--

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Ah!

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(whimpering)

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(grunting)

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(panting)

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- Not here for you. Argh!

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(whimpering continues)

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But just to be sure,

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this is the Ghost River Triangle

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where bad things happen to good people?

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(Nedley): Hey, bad thing,

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get away from her.

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(scoffs) - Sure, Grandpa.

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Though, isn't she a little bit young for you?

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Not that young.

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- Way to kick a girl when she's down.

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- She's the second-best angler I know.

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(shotgun cocks)

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And she's my friend.

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(grunts)

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(breathes nervously)

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- Look, I'm not picky.

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I only need one of you to bring me the heir.

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- The Earp heir? Wynonna...

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(soft tense music)

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Hey, snow snatch!

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Not him.

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You want Earp?

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I've been her ride or die since high school.

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But guess what?

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Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.

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- Oh, I know.

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But she'll be back.

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Once I bait the hook.

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Eenie, meenie, miney...

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...hoe.

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(grunts)

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- Not the face. It's been through so much.

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(Mercedes laughing) And I wish I could see

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the look on yours when Wynonna Earp

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kicks your icy ass!

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No! (Mercedes screams)

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(dramatic music)

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(percussive rock music)

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♪ Tell that girl to take you back ♪

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♪ Take you back, take you back

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♪ My heart went from red to black ♪

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♪ Red to black, red to black

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♪ Came up from that lake of fire ♪

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♪ Lake of fire, lake of fire

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♪ Only have that one desire

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♪ One desire, one desire

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♪ Got a tank full of gasoline

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♪ 'Cause you bring your fire in me ♪

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- Gentlemen.

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Which one of you's gonna flush my backdoor?

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Ow! I didn't even get to cheat yet!

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♪ Told that devil ♪

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(thudding blow) Argh!

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You hit like a girl.

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Hard and with perfect form.

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- What kind of idiot thinks she can scam

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Paco Daisy in his own casino?

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- The kind that doesn't carry an I.D.

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Though, you are one chips and guac

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away from a free chalupa.

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- You asshole. That's na-chos to take.

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Hey,

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what's with the Wyatt Earp swag?

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Oh, right, famous lawman.

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Old West shootout and the OK Corral

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right here in Tombstone? Guys...

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He's a big deal around these parts!

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- White folks do love their violent heroes.

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When they're feeling patriotic, they spend more at the buffet.

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(exhales) - Wyatt Earp.

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- Just another apocryphal colonizer

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who got a revisionist history thanks to his big gun.

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- Hey, I apologize, Chayton.

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I assumed you were just muscle.

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- Got my PhD at Brown. 19th century Americana.

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- Your big words are being wasted here.

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(clicks tongue) You wanna chat?

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(Paco): Chayton.

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- Sorry, boss.

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- Okay. Oh! (thudding blow)

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Okay. (chuckles)

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Admit that one hurt. That one smart.

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Can't take a beating like when I was 27.

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(Paco): Might as well give it up, girlie.

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Your partner already spilled.

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- Partner?

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Doc! What have they done to you?

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- Turned me into a video game.

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- When this is over, I promise you

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mouth to south resuscitation.

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- Oh, you really don't want this to be over.

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What was your angle here, hmm?

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Grease my dealer?

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Have moustache boy count cards?

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- I'm awfully flattered to be addressed as boy,

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considering my advanced age.

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- Get this, blue eyes thinks he's Doc Holliday.

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- Wyatt Earp's buddy? (chuckles)

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- You know, I don't love your tone.

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- Oh.

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Doc Holliday,

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the greatest gunslinger who ever lived?

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- Top 20 for sure.

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- I beg your pardon.

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I would have gotten away with robbing you fools blind

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if Wynonna could learn to bluff.

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- Well, at least I'm not a weapon.

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(clears throat)

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(tuts)

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Hey.

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Ah, ah, ah!

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- It was in her Spanx.

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- Go start digging the hole.

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- Okay don't-don't cheese your beans.

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Peacemaker only kills demons.

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Lights up when you point it at one.

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Well, lights up for me.

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(Peacemaker hums) - And me.

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(dramatic music builds)

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- You cheatin' hussy.

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(Chayton): What? (Peacemaker clatters to floor)

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(Paco chokes)

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- I think I found the boss' tell.

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- Paco is a demon.

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- We're never gonna get that chalupa.

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(gentle country music)

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- Stop by the café, Sheriff.

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We just put a fresh pot on for you.

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- What, both of you? Just when I needed it.

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Thank you, Chrissy.

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Hi, Natalie. - Hi.

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- Go Blue Devils!

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- Hey, Nicole, lookin' good. - Hey, Kyle, back at ya.

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How's your brother?

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- I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff.

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- Oh, Freddie. Thank you so much.

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I will be by the shop later, okay?

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Well, well, well.

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(sighs)

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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.

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- I'm waiting for my wife.

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She's like a big deal in this town.

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- You trying to nepo baby your way out of a $30 ticket?

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- Also hoping to get frisked. - Oh, really?

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(tender music)

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Mrs. Waverly Earp.

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- Mrs. Nicole Haught. (chuckling)

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- Ahem! Public dis-gays of affection?

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Kind of unprofessional, don't ya think?

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(both): Hi, Bunny.

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- So girls, uh,

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Randy Nedley didn't show up for samba karate this morning.

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- Oh, uh... - Anyhoo, I gotta fly.

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I gotta go ice my dojo.

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That Sensei Rick is very thorough.

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Bye-bye. (Nicole and Waverly laugh)

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- Wow.

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- I kinda miss when she was too homophobic to overshare.

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- So, what are you thinking?

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- That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus,

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Mr. Randy Nedley, often has one too many Beer Tab Blues

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while out on his highly illegal fishing hut,

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which I have to pretend I don't know anything about.

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Still, do you fancy a drive

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to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle?

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- Hmm. I thought you'd never ask.

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(both chuckle)

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- Oh, also, I picked up the mail.

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- Oh, yay! A new postcard from Wynonna.

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Oh, my God.

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- It's so funny to think about your sister

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acting all touristy at the place

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where your ancestor made his mark.

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- Sounds like she's in a good place.

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(grunts)

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- What now, Earp?

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- Same as always, just have fun out there.

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(Paco grunts) That's right, pork chop,

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Wynonna Earp. Crazy chick with a demon killing gun.

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(Paco roars)

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(Wynonna screams)

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(grunting)

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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(Paco roaring)

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(Paco grunts)

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Ha!

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Doc!

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(grunts)

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This was our play.

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Get caught so you'd bring us to the one room

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we couldn't breach, your vault.

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- You Earp slut!

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- Huh. There's that high tone 'tude they love in hell.

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Which is where I'm about to send you.

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(Paco screams)

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(gun blasts)

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(sighs)

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- Ahem. Uh, may I?

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- I'd rather ya didn't.

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(grunts)

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(door opens and closes)

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- Hi.

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(tender music)

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- Hello.

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(Wynonna gasps)

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- You like that?

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- It is always a treat watching you do what you do best.

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(chuckles)

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- There's one more thing I'm pretty good at.

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- Need I remind you that we are here to crack a safe?

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- You need pants for that?

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- I do not. - Okay.

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(upbeat dance music)

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♪ Move it, faster

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♪ Takin' over

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♪ Gettin' bigger

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♪ Comin' closer

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♪ It's the sound of a banging drum ♪

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♪ Taking you by surprise

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♪ It's gonna be wild

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♪ It's gonna be big time

270
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,815
♪ It's gonna be ♪

271
00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:39,184
(music fades)

272
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,721
(engine stops)

273
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,729
(Waverly): Nedley?

274
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,467
Mercedes?

275
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,606
- Sheriff Randy Nedley!

276
00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:11,082
- Two whole years runnin' cons out of the back of a suitcase.

277
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:14,552
- Mm-hmm. But every dollar we steal--

278
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:19,390
- Borrow... brings us one step closer to getting our own farm.

279
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,259
A place to settle down.

280
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:25,530
Bring Alice home from Aunt Gus' place in Montana.

281
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:29,667
- All right, enough math. Let's hit the blackjack tables.

282
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,037
(sighs) - That also requires math.

283
00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,840
- Make this wad into a bigger wad.

284
00:14:35,907 --> 00:14:37,509
- The way you play, darlin',

285
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:41,679
which is good and roostered, our wads only get smaller.

286
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,315
- You love me roostered. (chuckles)

287
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:47,218
- I love you. Full stop.

288
00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:50,688
- Then why are you being such a wad?

289
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,591
We spent some of this on things you wanted.

290
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,827
- I don't remember wanting to lose ten grand

291
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,195
at the tables last month.

292
00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,797
(somber music)

293
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,633
(exhales)

294
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,136
I'm sorry. I'm... I'm tired.

295
00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:06,704
- Boring.

296
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:10,909
Oh, come on, I didn't--

297
00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:12,911
You're not, I didn't mean...

298
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:19,150
You're not, you're not, obviously.

299
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:23,521
- I believe I shall take some air.

300
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:27,725
- Come on, stay and take the Earp heir. Again.

301
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,296
- I just need to clear my head.

302
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:36,501
- Will it be hours or days this time?

303
00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,238
- Don't wait up.

304
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:42,574
- I never do.

305
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:48,913
(door slams)

306
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:00,525
(Nicole): Nedley!

307
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,597
(breathing nervously)

308
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:18,876
(Nedley gasps)

309
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,211
(Nicole gasping)

310
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:21,679
Oh, Nedley.

311
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,550
- I was too slow. Mercedes.

312
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,085
- It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.

313
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,554
You're hurt, but you're alive, okay?

314
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,855
- Wait... - Stay still.

315
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:32,490
- Waited for you.

316
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:34,425
(Nedley chuckles)

317
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,994
I knew you would come.

318
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,695
- Okay, shh.

319
00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:39,564
(dispatcher): 911, what's your emergency?

320
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,367
- I need paramedics on Route 72. - South of town?

321
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,369
- That's right, border of the Ghost River Triangle.

322
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,338
- We're on our way. - Okay. Hey! I found Nedley!

323
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:48,973
Attacked by a bear!

324
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,909
(threatening music builds)

325
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:53,811
- That wasn't a bear.

326
00:16:58,082 --> 00:16:59,817
(music peaks then fades)

327
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:01,919
(rock music ringtone)

328
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,256
- Baby girl, did you get my postcard?

329
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,125
(Waverly): I think Mercedes is dead.

330
00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:08,359
- What do you mean dead?

331
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,094
(Waverly speaks indistinctly)

332
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,796
What do you mean "Earp"?

333
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,898
(panting)

334
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,536
- Okay. (grunts)

335
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,106
Okay, come on, cowboy, pick up.

336
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,710
(angry grumbles) Of course.

337
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,913
Do it the old fashioned way.

338
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,884
(breathing nervously)

339
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:39,123
(grunts)

340
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,559
Okay.

341
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,100
(upbeat rock music)

342
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:52,804
Here I come.

343
00:17:55,573 --> 00:18:01,346
♪ I've got a fever runnin' like 100 degrees ♪

344
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,648
♪ I am the real thing

345
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,851
♪ Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪

346
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:13,057
♪ I'm like a bad storm goin' down in history ♪

347
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,794
♪ Test me and see

348
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,897
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪

349
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,100
(♪♪)

350
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,670
♪ You just wait, wait and see

351
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:31,476
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪♪

352
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,844
(music stops)

353
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,580
(groans) Oh...

354
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,885
(exhales)

355
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,659
(sentimental music)

356
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:53,898
(gun clicks)

357
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,534
(gasps) The meal earmuffed hello?

358
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,569
I, I was just hoping for a hug.

359
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,506
- You bring donuts? - I didn't even bring a bra.

360
00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:03,608
(Waverly squeals)

361
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,878
Baby girl. Baby girl's woman.

362
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,780
- We weren't expecting you so soon.

363
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,115
- I drove the Pacomobile all night.

364
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,583
- Welcome home, Wynonna.

365
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,086
- Oh, I still use these ribs on the regular.

366
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,056
- My hero. The champion.

367
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,092
- Fucking Wynonna is fine.

368
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,864
(Wynonna): Whoa!

369
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,968
So, you moved the kitchen. (Waverly): Mm-hmm.

370
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:34,572
- It's smart. Turned my bedroom into a craft room.

371
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,541
Dumb. But since you're renovating,

372
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,944
I'd also redo the stairs. - Oh, shut your mouth!

373
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:43,748
- When did Karen from planet Hobby Lobby move in?

374
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,651
Is that a homophobic typo?

375
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,419
- Oh, that's why we got it free.

376
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,888
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.

377
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:54,859
- Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc?

378
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,862
- Where's all my stuff?

379
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,164
- Do you mean your weed?

380
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,568
- No.

381
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,403
(Waverly): We donated it to the orphanage.

382
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,171
- Oh, those kids are gonna get fucked up.

383
00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:08,406
(both chuckle)

384
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,008
Look at all this stuff! More BBD gak?

385
00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,678
Enough googly eyes to choke an unlicensed daycare.

386
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,013
And honest-to-fuckin' loom!

387
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,583
Jesus, Haught, you should be keeping my sister busier.

388
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,419
- Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.

389
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,588
- Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel.

390
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,389
Hey, it's your turn to clean the baseboards.

391
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,058
Whatever that means in gay.

392
00:20:27,124 --> 00:20:28,259
(scoffs)

393
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,695
Lemme guess, box of condoms?

394
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,997
- Bup-bup-bup-bah, bup-bah.

395
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:38,236
That is the Elchur Minificial Box of Containment.

396
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:42,907
- Well, I can barely contain how jazzed I am

397
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:46,110
that my box has to sleep in the barn.

398
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,113
After Mercedes' wake.

399
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:52,483
(somber music)

400
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,918
How bad was it?

401
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:57,622
- Uh, let's just say there's not gonna be an open casket.

402
00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:00,491
- So, demons. - We don't know that.

403
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:03,027
- Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits

404
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,096
was used to spell out our last name.

405
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:07,532
So, unless some enterprising coyote

406
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,300
has taught themselves how to read,

407
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,336
then we need the Earp heir home.

408
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,804
(Nicole): Even if it's a trap?

409
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,806
- Especially if it's a trap.

410
00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:18,042
You both have five minutes to get funeral fabulous.

411
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,578
- Okay. - Meet you by the demon limo.

412
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:24,782
- The thing that did this is a-fucked!

413
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,919
What?

414
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,388
- I just, I wish you would've talked to me

415
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,223
before you called her.

416
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,760
- I don't need my wife's permission to call my sister.

417
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,263
- No, I...

418
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,798
What are you gonna wear?

419
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,635
(Doc): Gotcha two coffees. With extra coffee.

420
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:48,873
Truce?

421
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,210
Wynonna uh...

422
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:56,647
(sinister music building)

423
00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,624
Oh, I will be.

424
00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,759
And you misspelled trouble.

425
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,664
(Waverly): Hey, this is mid.

426
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,367
- Almost forgot about the Purgatory side eye.

427
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,971
- And Mercedes Gardiner was more midriff than mid.

428
00:22:20,037 --> 00:22:22,340
- She would want this to be a real panty-dropper.

429
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:23,908
(snaps) Mah!

430
00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:26,143
- Ooh! Hi, baby. - Hi.

431
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,479
- Let's get a drink. - You mean another drink?

432
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:33,084
- Hey! We spent hours trying to figure out what did this.

433
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:36,988
- And what flavor Pop Tarts goes best with the gin.

434
00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:39,724
- It's frosted strawberry. (chuckles)

435
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,826
(phone rings) (bartender): Ladies.

436
00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,528
- You know what? We had a lot of catching up to do,

437
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,797
so we caught up with the catch up.

438
00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:50,301
- Uh yeah, you do you.

439
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,937
Be right back. - Baby!

440
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:59,810
- Is it just me or did your wife get more uptight?

441
00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,846
- The town is finally thriving.

442
00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:03,648
She just doesn't want things to like...

443
00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:05,082
(imitates explosion) - Oh, 'cause everybody

444
00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,952
here hates me? - Not the people that matter.

445
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,554
- I did a hell of a lot for these numpties.

446
00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:13,491
I kept you safe from de-- - Deez nuts!

447
00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:16,260
(chuckles nervously) Father Bertucci!

448
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,329
- My sweet child.

449
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,097
Wynonna...

450
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,834
- You piss in one font.

451
00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,670
- You did the best you could.

452
00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:27,438
- Whatever.

453
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,773
I'm here for her.

454
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,274
She died with her boots on.

455
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:32,543
(glasses clink) - Those things are hideous.

456
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,878
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.

457
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:35,746
- Throttle down, Jasmine.

458
00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:37,248
- Body's not even cold.

459
00:23:37,314 --> 00:23:38,849
- Well, the body's in several pieces.

460
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,385
- Yeah, know what that tells me?

461
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:43,020
She fought like fuck.

462
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,922
Mercedes went down swinging.

463
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,857
What a crazy, awesome bitch.

464
00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:49,794
- Mercedes thought she was such hot shit since high school.

465
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,696
- Yeah, takes shit to know shit.

466
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:54,265
- You saying you're shit? - Don't twist her words!

467
00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:56,634
- I wasn't there for much of high school.

468
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,036
Left to major in jello shots and juvie.

469
00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,806
- Got exiled to the Hanley Home for Girls, first.

470
00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:03,908
We got up to some wild there, eh, Wynonna?

471
00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,510
- I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree.

472
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,812
It's all a bit hazy.

473
00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:10,247
- The three of us, and Penny Kessley.

474
00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,584
We were kinda mean to you.

475
00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:15,186
- It was a long time ago.

476
00:24:15,252 --> 00:24:16,954
- Where is Penny?

477
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,956
- Probably couldn't get a sitter.

478
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:21,025
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.

479
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:22,960
- You know, Wynonna's got a great system for dealing

480
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:25,563
with bad dads, claim it was demons

481
00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:26,731
and shoot them in the back.

482
00:24:26,797 --> 00:24:28,466
(Waverly grumbles) - After you.

483
00:24:28,532 --> 00:24:31,268
- Now someone's 'bout to get punched in the front.

484
00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,770
- Stop.

485
00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:35,106
- So, Wynonna's home.

486
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:38,442
- Oh, yeah. She always knew how to make an entrance.

487
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,377
- Oh, you sound jealous.

488
00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:44,615
- Oh, come on, she's wild, I'm mild. It works.

489
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,450
- Yeah.

490
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,486
Friendships are like that.

491
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:52,990
Mercedes could barely keep up with this rizz.

492
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,026
- I-I got your text.

493
00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:57,862
I don't really understand what...

494
00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,731
pineapple, pineapple, robot emoji means.

495
00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,701
- It means I got a broken wing

496
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,836
and I don't text good.

497
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,406
- I'm just glad you're okay.

498
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:12,042
- I don't feel okay.

499
00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:13,744
And I don't remember much,

500
00:25:13,811 --> 00:25:15,112
including what the perp looked like,

501
00:25:15,179 --> 00:25:16,547
so don't bother asking me.

502
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:19,250
- You kidding? It's a miracle you're even upright.

503
00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,418
Gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa.

504
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,388
- Huh. Opiates don't work on me anymore.

505
00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:27,291
I passed 17 kidney stones in four years.

506
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:30,895
- It's chilly out.

507
00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:33,831
There's a cold front rolling in.

508
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,701
There's a rum punch, and they got the game on.

509
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:41,572
- Can't quite bring myself to go in there.

510
00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:47,211
- Hey, hey, none of this is your fault.

511
00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:51,015
- Twenty years ago, I woulda gotten to the truck faster,

512
00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:54,718
I woulda had that shotgun in the hut with me.

513
00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:57,054
Younger me might've saved her.

514
00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,456
- Yeah well, a younger you wouldn't have been friends

515
00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,725
with the likes of Mercedes.

516
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,360
That counts.

517
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:10,801
- Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone

518
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,270
for a long time in this way.

519
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,373
- I got it covered. All right?

520
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,676
I've been telling everyone it was an animal attack.

521
00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:22,813
- Oh, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught.

522
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,051
I lied to everybody for 30 years about what goes on around here.

523
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:29,987
- To keep them safe.

524
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,357
- I was scared.

525
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,427
Don't be like me.

526
00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:40,231
Don't confuse protecting people with deciding for them.

527
00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:43,367
- This is just, it's a blip.

528
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:45,736
Whatever happens next, I can handle it.

529
00:26:45,803 --> 00:26:47,004
(door opens)

530
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:49,907
(people shouting) (Waverly): Bottle, you numpty!

531
00:26:49,974 --> 00:26:51,542
(glass shatters) - You better start

532
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,210
with the sinner sisters.

533
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:56,347
(all shouting indistinctly)

534
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:03,020
- Keep my sister's name out of your viper mouth.

535
00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,855
- She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts.

536
00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,358
(Nicole): Okay, that is enough!

537
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,593
- I can take the littlest lesbian.

538
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,029
- She's bisexual, you muppet.

539
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,831
- I actually identify as pansexual now.

540
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,566
- Aw, baby girl, your journey.

541
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,434
- My god, you stupid Earps!

542
00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:19,637
You both are going home right now.

543
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:20,871
I'm calling you a cab.

544
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,006
(Wynonna): Shotgun!

545
00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:24,041
- No way, I get car sick in the back!

546
00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:26,377
- Oh, but don't worry, I'm gonna be up all night

547
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,045
filing a report

548
00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:31,015
about why there was a battle royale at a wake.

549
00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:34,451
- Just as Mercedes would have wanted-ah!

550
00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,787
- Wynonna... - Your mom's mad, dude.

551
00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,390
- No way. She loves paperwork.

552
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,058
And I love her.

553
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,627
- Mah! - Okay, out!

554
00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:46,030
(laughing)

555
00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,300
Don't worry everybody.

556
00:27:49,366 --> 00:27:52,503
It's uh, it's all uphill from here.

557
00:27:52,569 --> 00:27:53,637
(grunts)

558
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:58,375
(mysterious music)

559
00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,419
- Ahem.

560
00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:09,954
- Oh, I'm...

561
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,856
- Working after hours.

562
00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:15,225
All by your lonesome.

563
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,528
- That's Nedley's lucky bandana.

564
00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:23,000
- He certainly was luckier than, uh... Mercedes.

565
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,336
(shrill beat)

566
00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,106
- Hands up, now! - Or what?

567
00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,208
- Or I blow them off your wrists.

568
00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:33,277
(shouts)

569
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,012
(grunts)

570
00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:41,986
I'm the sheriff of Purgatory.

571
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,421
- Well, you're a lot more than that, Nicole Haught.

572
00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:47,925
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.

573
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,760
(gunshot) Oh!

574
00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:54,264
(roars)

575
00:28:54,331 --> 00:28:55,699
(grunts)

576
00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,903
(panting)

577
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:01,739
Ah...

578
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,576
- What do you want with Wynonna?

579
00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:09,513
- Revenge, payback, the whole Moby Dick.

580
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,949
- Oh yeah, you certainly seem like a dick, all right.

581
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,651
- Okay, okay, we can trade quips later.

582
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,420
Right now, I need the first

583
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:18,255
of three precious things from you.

584
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:20,524
Number one, your wedding ring.

585
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,330
- Over my dead body.

586
00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:32,169
- Get out of my head.

587
00:29:32,703 --> 00:29:35,072
(inhales and exhales deeply)

588
00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,008
(slithering)

589
00:29:38,075 --> 00:29:39,410
(grunts)

590
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:43,981
(shouts)

591
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,283
(laughs)

592
00:29:46,817 --> 00:29:48,986
(Nicole groaning)

593
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,521
- Oh...

594
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,756
- Ow!

595
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:54,858
What do you want?

596
00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:58,796
- Doesn't anyone listen around here?

597
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,431
Ah!

598
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,199
(groans)

599
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:07,471
Your ring and revenge.

600
00:30:07,538 --> 00:30:08,172
(finger snaps)

601
00:30:08,238 --> 00:30:11,375
(Nicole screams)

602
00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:13,277
(laughs)

603
00:30:14,378 --> 00:30:16,113
(gunshots cracking)

604
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,515
(grunting)

605
00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,920
- Revenge is overrated. I should know.

606
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,823
- Doc. (groaning)

607
00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,626
- And that's my cue.

608
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,728
Next stop,

609
00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,164
Wynonna's teen trauma.

610
00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:38,202
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak.

611
00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,043
(Nicole groans) - And that was confusing.

612
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,513
- And painful. Ah!

613
00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,281
- I saw the light on

614
00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:53,917
and I knew the best lawman that Purgatory's ever known

615
00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:55,385
was burning the midnight candle.

616
00:30:55,452 --> 00:30:57,855
Or fighting a particularly comely demon.

617
00:30:57,921 --> 00:31:00,924
- Yeah, well it was either her or the Earp sisters.

618
00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:02,993
They're also on my shit list. Ow...

619
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,928
- So, business as usual.

620
00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,264
- This one feels personal.

621
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,505
(groans)

622
00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,940
(Waverly): Haven't been that drunk in ages.

623
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:18,709
(Wynonna): It was long overdue.

624
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,411
Like a lot of things.

625
00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,148
But these blankets smell like horse.

626
00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,716
When's the last time you washed 'em?

627
00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:28,218
- I'm pretty sure that's your old leather jacket.

628
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,088
More whiskey? - No, I'm good.

629
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:34,691
- But you're better bad. - Hmm. Bad influence.

630
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,562
- Nicole will be fine. Ah.

631
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:41,298
- Kinda thought she'd be more jazzed to see me.

632
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,467
- Wynonna Earp,

633
00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:46,036
feeling guilty and turning down hooch.

634
00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:47,638
Doc's got you tamed.

635
00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:53,277
- Look, if anything, Doc thinks I am a lot.

636
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:54,945
- There's no way.

637
00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:56,446
- I don't know.

638
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,783
Keeps disappearing for hours at a time.

639
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,886
I mean, we're still the best. We're still the best

640
00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:06,823
when we're fighting or fucking. - Roger that.

641
00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:11,094
- But when we have to stop running and talk,

642
00:32:11,161 --> 00:32:13,430
it's just never been our strong suit.

643
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,301
We're saving up to buy a place.

644
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:20,938
Alice is five now.

645
00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:23,173
- A little kid who could use a mom.

646
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,642
- But she has one, Aunt Gus.

647
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:28,278
- You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.

648
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,317
- I am happy knowing my daughter is safe.

649
00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,586
I can't even keep my baby sister from getting jumped

650
00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:37,921
by some group home skanks. How would Doc and I

651
00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:39,356
protect a kid?

652
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,491
- With your whole heart.

653
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,861
You have to tell your person how you feel.

654
00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,663
- You first.

655
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:49,967
- What? What's that supposed to mean?

656
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,105
- You've been working police dispatch.

657
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:56,473
- Yes.

658
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,842
- And Chrissy's coffee bar.

659
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,411
Volunteering at the old folks' home.

660
00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:03,647
- With the occasional shift at the Cat Café.

661
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:05,616
Though tending pussy's more of a hobby.

662
00:33:05,682 --> 00:33:08,218
- Don't change the subject with a hilarious off color joke.

663
00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,520
That's my move. (Waverly laughs)

664
00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:13,257
You've also developed a crippling craft addiction

665
00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:15,559
that has robbed me of a bedroom.

666
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,261
Now who's running in place?

667
00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,096
- What else am I supposed to do around here?

668
00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,465
- Literally anything you want.

669
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,800
- Jeremy has been calling.

670
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:26,570
He wants me to join him overseas.

671
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,872
Restructure the Black Badge Division.

672
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:31,541
- That's your future right there, baby girl.

673
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:34,011
- I... I can't leave Nicole.

674
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:35,979
- Leaving doesn't mean forever.

675
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,482
I'm puddin' proof of that, baby.

676
00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,217
Nicole's no stranger to ambition,

677
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,419
and she's not selfish.

678
00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:44,354
Gingerdread can take care of herself.

679
00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:45,856
(door opens)

680
00:33:45,922 --> 00:33:47,591
(Nicole groaning)

681
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,961
- Little help?

682
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,498
- She took your ring? - Your wedding ring?

683
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:55,932
- Baby, it's just a broken finger.

684
00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,902
- She broke your finger? I love that finger.

685
00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,204
- You're gonna have to get creative with your sex lives.

686
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,407
- Park their melting moments for a spell.

687
00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:05,108
- Switch to toes for a few weeks.

688
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,478
- It's not the primary digit for that.

689
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,180
- Digit get a look at this asshole?

690
00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:13,417
- Big blonde mane, fit. Tentacle powers.

691
00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,819
- She is hard to miss. - But you did miss.

692
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,387
- No, I aimed true.

693
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,256
My bullets did nothing.

694
00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,491
- So, a demon. - A demon who would've killed me

695
00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:23,627
if Doc hadn't have shown up. - It is the ideal finger

696
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,697
to lose if you had to choose. - I did not get to choose.

697
00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:29,733
- Well, it sounds like Octobussy will be easy to find.

698
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,136
- Most people think the pinky finger is superfluous.

699
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,140
But you need it. Yep, for balance.

700
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,011
(laughs)

701
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,480
- Sounds wrong to say this exactly right now,

702
00:34:43,547 --> 00:34:46,216
but I've missed this.

703
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,784
- The batshittery of our lives.

704
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,620
- The batshittery of you girls.

705
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,256
- Now it feels less like a reunion

706
00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:56,493
and more like a reboot.

707
00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,096
- Well, I'd like to reboot this demon and her cooch.

708
00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,531
- She's gathering items. My ring was just the first.

709
00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,533
She said she needs three precious things.

710
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,636
Wynonna, she called you Dawson's Freak.

711
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:08,972
- What did you say?

712
00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:12,609
- And I did manage to swipe this off her wrist.

713
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,078
It's a friendship bracelet with Waverly's name on it.

714
00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:17,814
- My name but not my bracelet.

715
00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,150
When I was six years old, I... I made it.

716
00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,885
- For me.

717
00:35:26,156 --> 00:35:27,391
(door opens)

718
00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:29,126
(Nicole): Hang on. I got it.

719
00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:31,928
- Not you, Henry. We're talkin'.

720
00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:34,965
- Oh, Jerusalem's crickets.

721
00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,734
- It was 20 years ago. The day I lost this bracelet.

722
00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,937
I was 15 years old living in a shitty group home,

723
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:42,572
Hanly's Wayward Girls.

724
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,474
I was so determined to show them.

725
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,742
- Them who?

726
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,544
- The other Dawson's Freaks.

727
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,613
That's what we called ourselves.

728
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,385
- Holy shit.

729
00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:56,853
- Seriously, Wynonna,

730
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,389
this place is even creepier than I imagined.

731
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,458
- No wonder you're so fucking weird.

732
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,560
- Stop pooping in your low rise jeans.

733
00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:05,729
If you're that scared, we can jet.

734
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,697
- I'm bored and I'm cold.

735
00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:10,600
I thought we'd at least do it inside the murder house.

736
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,069
(Wynonna): It's not a murder house, it's a murder home.

737
00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:14,604
- Cute.

738
00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:17,507
- Wyatt Earp took this lasso from the old west sheriff

739
00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:20,677
who put a curse on him, the demon Clootie.

740
00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:23,046
- My clootie is itchy.

741
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,816
- And ammolite is the hell mineral.

742
00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:28,852
Bedrock surrounding the homestead is loaded with it.

743
00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:31,688
- This is a load all right. - Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree,

744
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:33,957
you all wanted me to prove it.

745
00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:37,527
But this land, my family, the curse, that is all real.

746
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,930
- All right. Keep your tampon in.

747
00:36:39,996 --> 00:36:41,264
- It has to be now.

748
00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:42,699
Today's the only day we can do it.

749
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:46,403
- Thursday? - Time of the hunger moon.

750
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,871
- That's so not a thing.

751
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:50,507
- The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi.

752
00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:52,709
When the veil between Earth and the underworld

753
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:53,844
is at its thinnest.

754
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,780
And all your energy turns to survival.

755
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,815
(Teen Sheree): Sure, Wynonna.

756
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,652
- So, is this really where you shot your dad?

757
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,855
- I was aiming for the ghouls who grabbed him.

758
00:37:04,921 --> 00:37:05,989
(gunshot)

759
00:37:06,056 --> 00:37:07,591
(Ward moans)

760
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,192
But yeah.

761
00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:12,062
- You actually believe demons did it, don't you?

762
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,265
- They've been coming for me and my own my whole life.

763
00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:19,870
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.

764
00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:23,406
In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp.

765
00:37:23,473 --> 00:37:26,243
(girls breath nervously)

766
00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:28,845
(frightening music swells)

767
00:37:33,316 --> 00:37:34,317
(girls scream)

768
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:36,453
(siren wails)

769
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,088
- It's the cops. We gotta bail.

770
00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:40,223
- Wait, my bracelet. My baby sister made me that!

771
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:42,492
- Who cares? We're busted. (Young Nedley): Okay, come out

772
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,827
of there with your hands up.

773
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,329
You're all under arrest for trespassing.

774
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,332
- And that was it for me from there on out.

775
00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:52,736
It was all mental institutions and juvie 'til I turned 18.

776
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,105
Now it turns out that wasn't my only fuck up.

777
00:37:55,171 --> 00:37:57,073
We must have conjured up a demon after all.

778
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,476
- But okay, what's it doing here 20 years later?

779
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,678
- The hunger moon is in two days.

780
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:04,748
We've got everything this demon wants right here.

781
00:38:04,814 --> 00:38:06,216
- On the homestead? - Of course not.

782
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,218
Demons can't get past the ammolite bedrock.

783
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,119
- Yeah, well, guess what?

784
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,954
This bitch doesn't play by the rules.

785
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:13,156
- She wants some second magical item.

786
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:14,958
Baby brainy girl can figure out what it is.

787
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,326
It's gonna be somewhere in Purgatory.

788
00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:18,495
- No, no, no, you're not gonna use my town as bait.

789
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,430
Or my wife. - Why?

790
00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:21,798
'Cause you're the only one who gets to keep

791
00:38:21,865 --> 00:38:24,267
Waverly on the hook? - What's that supposed to mean?

792
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:27,637
- Despite bad circumstances, I'm simply delighted to see you.

793
00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:29,472
- Hmm. - And your new hairdo

794
00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:31,074
is so fetching.

795
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,010
- That is for whoring, and gambling,

796
00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,812
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.

797
00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,881
- Most evenings I simply walk.

798
00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:39,683
I do some birdwatching.

799
00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:42,519
But you must see the fresh fire in Wynonna's eyes

800
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,154
in the face of all this.

801
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,025
Two years ago, she ran away with me expecting a circus.

802
00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:52,362
So, I must feign to let the tiger out now and then.

803
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,732
The woman I love is...

804
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,202
she's addicted to calamity.

805
00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,172
- She does get easily bored.

806
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,775
- Yeah, well, the last thing that I want is Wynonna Earp

807
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,144
to get bored of me.

808
00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:09,846
- But you've changed.

809
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,649
Change is natural.

810
00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:15,085
So, why should it feel like a betrayal?

811
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,722
- Is that Megan Thee Stallion?

812
00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:20,757
- She's so good.

813
00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:22,158
- You know, the first time I pressed play

814
00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:24,260
I was expecting something different.

815
00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:27,764
- Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring.

816
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,200
- I will never tire

817
00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:32,936
loving the wildest stallion of them all.

818
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,172
- Mustang. Stallions are boys.

819
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,874
- Waverly Earp, are you attempting

820
00:39:37,941 --> 00:39:39,609
to school me on the ponies?

821
00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:41,978
(chuckles) - I mean,

822
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,914
even though he's been dead to the world for centuries,

823
00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:48,251
you still have to play Doc Holliday

824
00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:49,919
instead of just being Henry.

825
00:39:49,986 --> 00:39:52,222
(Lafferty): You could try not being a dick.

826
00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:54,524
But I wouldn't bet on it.

827
00:39:54,591 --> 00:39:56,092
(sinister beat)

828
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:58,928
- Can't protect this place or Waverly

829
00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:00,764
by making them smaller.

830
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:02,499
- Well, I mean, you can't just show up here

831
00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,000
and destroy everything we've built

832
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,136
because you seanced a little too hard

833
00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:07,137
when you were 15.

834
00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:09,072
- If you really wanted to secure Purgatory,

835
00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:10,940
you'd tell them we're under demon attack.

836
00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,942
- I'm not gonna tell a bunch of people to stop living

837
00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,545
their lives just 'cause I can't keep some fentanyl creeping in.

838
00:40:15,612 --> 00:40:16,913
- Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?

839
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,982
- At least fentanyl takes away your pain.

840
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,953
Wynonna, I would literally kill for you,

841
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,855
but the chaos that you bring.

842
00:40:25,922 --> 00:40:27,123
- Waverly could use a little chaos

843
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:29,759
if it means a chance to spread her wings.

844
00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,661
She needs more than hot sex and crochet.

845
00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:34,197
- Lately, she can hardly hold back her more,

846
00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:36,099
especially when she is stressed out.

847
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,667
I mean, and nothing stresses her out

848
00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:39,969
more than her big sister. - Wasted potential?

849
00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:48,411
You should have a little more faith in me and your wife.

850
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,649
(Nicole): God forbid Wynonna Earp

851
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,883
doesn't get what she wants.

852
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:55,452
- Yeah, I'd like for you to pull that

853
00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:56,720
judgment stick outta your a--

854
00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:59,389
(Doc): Ladies, we have company.

855
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:00,957
- Not this guac of shit.

856
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:02,992
(gasps) Did you bring me my points card?

857
00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:05,862
- I ate your chalupa. - May I introduce--

858
00:41:05,929 --> 00:41:08,665
- Agent Lafferty. - Agent?

859
00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,333
- I was undercover at the Daisy Casino

860
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,437
trying to bag the big boss when you and Wynonna...

861
00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:15,638
Though I'm not sure how you got

862
00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:17,640
the drop on Paco, given he was a--

863
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,542
(Doc): Asshole? - A demon.

864
00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:23,379
- I mean, that seemed pretty far-fetched.

865
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:26,249
- You know what? You can drop the act. I'm one of you.

866
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:30,153
- Black Badge.

867
00:41:31,621 --> 00:41:32,856
(badge flutters to floor)

868
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:34,023
- It's a cross-border task force

869
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:35,959
that investigates the paranormal.

870
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,495
- Yeah. - Chief Chetri recruited me

871
00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:41,531
after he heard I encountered your work in Tombstone.

872
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:42,832
Wants me to keep an eye on you.

873
00:41:42,899 --> 00:41:45,168
- Jeremy told you to follow us to Purgatory?

874
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:47,036
- Oh, I figured out where you went

875
00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:48,972
when I cased your hotel.

876
00:41:49,038 --> 00:41:50,807
Found your little note to Doc.

877
00:41:50,874 --> 00:41:53,409
- That was private. - You misspelled trouble.

878
00:41:53,476 --> 00:41:55,145
- And that's judgy.

879
00:41:57,413 --> 00:41:58,948
(paper crinkles)

880
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,019
- I'd like answers. - Well, I'd like to be back

881
00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:05,021
in the middle of the threesome in Chicago.

882
00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:08,158
I'll repeat to you now what I said to Doc then,

883
00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:11,060
"Sheath your piece. It's not a shooting contest."

884
00:42:11,127 --> 00:42:12,195
(gunshot)

885
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:15,899
Come on, calm your casino tits. - We just fixed the beams.

886
00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,368
- This is serious. You're acting like children.

887
00:42:18,434 --> 00:42:21,938
I am tired of busting cutrate mobsters on misdemeanors

888
00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,340
and I'm tired of pretending I didn't see something

889
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,843
with red eyes and wings attack my little brother

890
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,179
while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak.

891
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,150
I'm hungry,

892
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,319
and I wanna be a part of something bigger.

893
00:42:36,386 --> 00:42:38,888
(stirring music)

894
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,292
- Regardless.

895
00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:44,928
Three Rs?

896
00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:48,598
- Two. - Fuck.

897
00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,801
We don't need any outside help.

898
00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,037
- We need all the help we can get.

899
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,239
This thing is built different. - And so am I.

900
00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:58,274
- We need guns. - We've got Peacemaker.

901
00:42:58,341 --> 00:43:01,444
- Wynonna, you didn't see her. - And she hasn't seen me.

902
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:02,846
- Okay, enough.

903
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,049
Nicole just lost my third favorite finger,

904
00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:07,884
and with Jer Bear gone,

905
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:10,053
Mercedes dead,

906
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,855
Nedley out of commission.

907
00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:13,890
- Seems like you're running out of allies.

908
00:43:21,531 --> 00:43:23,066
- Fine.

909
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,268
But...

910
00:43:25,335 --> 00:43:29,405
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock... y.

911
00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,508
- Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty.

912
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,110
- Happy to be here.

913
00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:36,145
- This is just a tryout.

914
00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,583
And this is the plan.

915
00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:45,154
I will case the Hanly Home for Wayward Girls for clues.

916
00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:47,257
Nicole and Waverly will stay where they're safe,

917
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,025
right here. (Waverly): Hey!

918
00:43:49,092 --> 00:43:50,793
(Wynonna): You need to research what we conjured up

919
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,161
and what this ring wraith wants

920
00:43:52,228 --> 00:43:54,330
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.

921
00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,101
Meanwhile, the boys will dig up the totally unnecessary stash

922
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,803
of old Black Badge weapons. Just in case.

923
00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:03,506
- I hid the munitions out here

924
00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:07,110
after I liberated them from an old friend.

925
00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:11,447
He too... was from Arizona.

926
00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:14,550
- One man's trash is another man's TNT.

927
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:17,854
"Ballad of Holliday's Gold". I'd watch that movie.

928
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:20,723
- Alas, this is not a film.

929
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,594
- All right, M240 Bravo,

930
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,462
scalable hand grenades.

931
00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,866
Ooh, boy howdy,

932
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:33,403
desert eagle in onyx with a holographic sight.

933
00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:38,107
(gunshot)

934
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,478
- Not too shabby.

935
00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:44,681
- Ah, better than that.

936
00:44:44,747 --> 00:44:46,282
Come on, Holliday,

937
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,319
when's the last time you proved your mettle, huh?

938
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,856
- Might be best to test the floor before the war,

939
00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:55,591
as Wynonna would say.

940
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,794
- That girl's always in your head.

941
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,362
- And my heart.

942
00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:05,902
- Need to stretch first? Maybe a baby aspirin?

943
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,338
- Well, you know what they say.

944
00:45:08,404 --> 00:45:09,172
(gunshot)

945
00:45:09,238 --> 00:45:11,007
Age before beauty.

946
00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:14,644
As I have both, I went first.

947
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,845
- Well.

948
00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:18,181
(gunshot) Well, I looked her up.

949
00:45:18,247 --> 00:45:21,317
She's got a criminal record longer than a CVS receipt.

950
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,854
She can hold her liquor, though not her temper.

951
00:45:24,921 --> 00:45:27,757
(gunshots)

952
00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:29,492
- You aim to put a spoke in my tire

953
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:32,595
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.

954
00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:35,732
(gunshot)

955
00:45:36,299 --> 00:45:40,203
- I'm just trying to understand how that particular ancestor

956
00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:42,772
became the honorable Wyatt Earp's chosen heir.

957
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,375
(scoffs) - Honorable.

958
00:45:45,441 --> 00:45:47,276
When you are the last man standing,

959
00:45:47,343 --> 00:45:48,978
you get to write your own story

960
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,280
in whatever fashion you desire.

961
00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:56,352
Including manifesting self-glory.

962
00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:58,087
When it comes to true heroes,

963
00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:00,823
Wynonna is the most genuine I've ever known.

964
00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,028
- And what does that make you?

965
00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:06,829
- A lover.

966
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,698
A father.

967
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,233
A man outta time.

968
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:12,802
(gunshot)

969
00:46:14,604 --> 00:46:16,305
(clicks tongue)

970
00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,943
And apparently... a loser.

971
00:46:21,010 --> 00:46:22,678
(Lafferty chuckles)

972
00:46:23,479 --> 00:46:26,549
(whistling)

973
00:46:31,854 --> 00:46:34,557
(somber sentimental music)

974
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,642
(Teen Wynonna): Fuck all the way off, Penny.

975
00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:58,981
- Oh yeah, that's gonna show 'em.

976
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:01,517
And, uh... (coins jingle in jar)

977
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,186
You owe me a quarter for the swear jar.

978
00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,587
- They never stop.

979
00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:06,122
- Look, Wynonna,

980
00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:08,624
you pulled some pretty stupid stuff out there.

981
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:10,726
- I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser

982
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:12,495
on top of the high school.

983
00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:14,230
That's...

984
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,767
fun and gifted.

985
00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:19,001
- That's debatable.

986
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,871
It's your behavior in here that's my job.

987
00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:25,775
That's my responsibility. So, here.

988
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,812
- "Heal Thyself: Maybe it's You"?

989
00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:34,617
- There are worse things than toning it down to fit in.

990
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,553
- They call me murderer.

991
00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:40,189
- Aren't you?

992
00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:42,358
Look, you... you're picking all these fights

993
00:47:42,425 --> 00:47:44,560
that you can't win. You're one strike away

994
00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,195
from getting sent upstate. But I don't know,

995
00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:47,663
maybe that's something that you want?

996
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,398
Maybe you feel like you don't have a home

997
00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,701
you can go back to? - You don't know me.

998
00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:54,937
- I know that you should be concentrating on one thing,

999
00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:57,006
getting out of this crab bucket.

1000
00:47:57,073 --> 00:47:59,976
- Hanly Group Home, now with extra STDs.

1001
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,345
(chuckles) - No, it's an allegory.

1002
00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:05,047
When the crab tries to climb out of the bucket,

1003
00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:06,949
the others pull it back down.

1004
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:10,686
Place like this can feel like nobody is allowed to succeed.

1005
00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:13,156
But Wynonna, you could.

1006
00:48:13,222 --> 00:48:14,991
If you were just...

1007
00:48:15,057 --> 00:48:16,893
a little bit less,

1008
00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:18,594
you could get a lot more.

1009
00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,063
- Is that supposed to inspire me?

1010
00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:24,600
You're still working at the same group home you grew up in.

1011
00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:28,237
Lording your power over a tiny group of teen girls.

1012
00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:30,139
No one's more stuck here than you.

1013
00:48:30,206 --> 00:48:31,607
- Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you

1014
00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,677
so that you can stop being selfish and you can help her.

1015
00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:39,949
- Leave my sister out of this.

1016
00:48:44,854 --> 00:48:46,522
(door closes)

1017
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:50,960
I would if I could.

1018
00:48:54,263 --> 00:48:56,632
(somber music continues)

1019
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:20,890
- "You were right. You can't save her."

1020
00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:24,193
Doc, get back to the homestead now.

1021
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,828
We've been played.

1022
00:49:25,895 --> 00:49:27,930
(suspenseful music)

1023
00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:30,900
- I've got Mexican hot cocoa

1024
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,902
with extra marshmallows

1025
00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,070
and chili powder.

1026
00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:35,304
- Shelf it, Haught.

1027
00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:37,506
I know when I'm being managed.

1028
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,544
- Haught. Uh-oh.

1029
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,547
- I could have helped.

1030
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:47,917
- We are helping, Earp.

1031
00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:49,919
In the way that you do best.

1032
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,923
- What if I'm itching to try something

1033
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:56,192
I'm not already the best at?

1034
00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:59,228
Something that's... new?

1035
00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:00,830
- Another reno?

1036
00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:02,531
Running for local office.

1037
00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:07,470
Or... the K word?

1038
00:50:07,803 --> 00:50:09,005
- Kitesurfing?

1039
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,841
Oh...

1040
00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:14,043
Kids.

1041
00:50:15,411 --> 00:50:19,215
Look, Nicole-- (loud distant popping)

1042
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,684
(tense music)

1043
00:50:24,787 --> 00:50:26,389
(firecracker pops)

1044
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,259
- Is that her? - Oh, hey, girl.

1045
00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:31,727
Just thought I'd...

1046
00:50:31,794 --> 00:50:34,430
(firecracker pops) ...pop by.

1047
00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:36,332
- Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock.

1048
00:50:36,399 --> 00:50:38,701
- Hmm, I mostly do what I want.

1049
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:40,970
- We need to get our guns. - We don't have time.

1050
00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:43,873
- Time has not been kind to you, sweetie.

1051
00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:46,642
You used to be so bright, so full of life.

1052
00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,312
- Shut up. - You know, we met once

1053
00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:51,881
when you were just the kid sister to Wynonna.

1054
00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:53,516
Talk about a glow down.

1055
00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:56,719
- This is our land! - And you are stuck on it.

1056
00:50:56,786 --> 00:51:00,523
Day in and day out. Reduced to somebody's wife.

1057
00:51:00,589 --> 00:51:03,092
- You don't know shit, shit ticket.

1058
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:04,427
- She's trying to get in your head.

1059
00:51:04,493 --> 00:51:07,396
- You've got a lot of darkness inside of you.

1060
00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:08,998
For a B cup.

1061
00:51:09,065 --> 00:51:10,099
(breathing heavily)

1062
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,200
(grunts)

1063
00:51:11,267 --> 00:51:12,935
You've had power before.

1064
00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:16,038
Do you want another taste?

1065
00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:18,174
And in return, you will help me.

1066
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,575
(grunting)

1067
00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:21,510
- Get the fuck out of here!

1068
00:51:21,577 --> 00:51:24,714
- Not before I get what I came for.

1069
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,382
Hey, Waverly!

1070
00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:29,885
I'll trade you for it.

1071
00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,757
(demon): Bring it to me. You can't defeat me.

1072
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,259
(deep demonic voice): We can't defeat her. We must comply.

1073
00:51:37,326 --> 00:51:39,762
- Come on, baby, I know you didn't just fuckin' say that.

1074
00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:40,930
(both grunt)

1075
00:51:40,996 --> 00:51:43,299
- We cannot undo what has been promised.

1076
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,000
We must all submit to our destinies.

1077
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,837
- Woman, you've never submitted a day in your life!

1078
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:56,345
- Well, let's give it a try. Ah, look at that, it worked.

1079
00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:58,047
- Whoa, Ranger. Okay.

1080
00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,683
(demon): The bracelet. The other bracelet.

1081
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,852
(deep demonic voice): I shall find what is cherished.

1082
00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,888
- You'd better be looking for a Xanax.

1083
00:52:06,989 --> 00:52:09,625
(Nicole gasping)

1084
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:12,862
(demon): Bring it to me.

1085
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,233
- She shall receive my mercy, or we shall feel her wrath.

1086
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,368
- You need to stop.

1087
00:52:19,435 --> 00:52:21,036
Or I'll stop you.

1088
00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:22,972
(grunting)

1089
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,308
(normally): Baby, if you love me,

1090
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:28,277
you will... stop...

1091
00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:30,146
(shouts)

1092
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,149
(deep voice): Grace shall be delivered through fire

1093
00:52:33,215 --> 00:52:34,250
if necessary.

1094
00:52:34,316 --> 00:52:35,251
(demon): Good girl.

1095
00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,685
I knew you were more.

1096
00:52:36,752 --> 00:52:38,687
(panting)

1097
00:52:38,754 --> 00:52:41,190
(tense music building)

1098
00:52:42,358 --> 00:52:44,093
(gasping)

1099
00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,295
- Fuck.

1100
00:52:46,362 --> 00:52:48,697
(sinister music)

1101
00:52:53,769 --> 00:52:54,970
(sighs)

1102
00:52:56,405 --> 00:52:58,507
(rumbling)

1103
00:53:04,346 --> 00:53:06,081
(light fixture buzzes)

1104
00:53:07,049 --> 00:53:08,284
(grunts)

1105
00:53:08,350 --> 00:53:10,186
(gasping)

1106
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:13,155
(evil laughter)

1107
00:53:13,222 --> 00:53:15,591
- No mortal can cage me.

1108
00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:17,026
- We just rehinged that door.

1109
00:53:17,092 --> 00:53:19,562
- The affairs of man are no longer my concern.

1110
00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,398
- I agree with you there. - You dare to defy me?

1111
00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:23,766
(pants)

1112
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,367
- It's called love, woman!

1113
00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:28,537
- That which is precious and personal.

1114
00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,539
- You made two of those bracelets,

1115
00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:32,374
one for Wynonna and one for you.

1116
00:53:32,441 --> 00:53:33,642
(demon): The precious second.

1117
00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:35,344
- I shall give my mistress what she demands.

1118
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:37,746
- Give me the vow. - The other vow.

1119
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,516
(normally): Nicole, do it!

1120
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,618
- Oh.

1121
00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:45,254
- Okay, you wanna try platitude? Try this.

1122
00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:46,489
(deep voice): No.

1123
00:53:46,555 --> 00:53:49,825
- Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down!

1124
00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,060
Ah!

1125
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:54,430
- Oops! - Waverly! Wave!

1126
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,699
Are you okay?

1127
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,834
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1128
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,170
(normally): Did I hurt your finger?

1129
00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,771
- No.

1130
00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:06,842
- I think Mina got what she came for.

1131
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,278
- Babe, who's Mina?

1132
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:17,253
(low tense music)

1133
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,321
- You.

1134
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:28,397
Haven't aged a day, Mina.

1135
00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,699
Blood of a thousand virgins?

1136
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,669
- So sweet of you to remember me.

1137
00:54:33,736 --> 00:54:35,471
Twenty years in hell, people don't exactly

1138
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,306
send Christmas cards.

1139
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,342
- You went to hell? How?

1140
00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:43,479
- Another innocent victim of the Earp river of shit.

1141
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,181
- You stopped being innocent when you slaughtered my friend

1142
00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:50,319
and hobbled my Nedley. - Mmm, I didn't have your email.

1143
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,256
- What do you want? - To make you suffer.

1144
00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:57,192
- Did you hurt my sister?

1145
00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:58,928
- Oh! Um...

1146
00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:01,163
Not as much as her wife did.

1147
00:55:03,365 --> 00:55:05,034
(grunts)

1148
00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:08,470
And it is not fire and brimstone down there,

1149
00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:09,538
Wynonna.

1150
00:55:09,605 --> 00:55:13,642
It is cold and dark and mean!

1151
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:15,744
(gasps) Mean like the demons

1152
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:19,648
that I gotta deal with to come and fuck with you.

1153
00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,584
- You weren't even at the séance.

1154
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,320
- Ugh! - I was only 15.

1155
00:55:24,386 --> 00:55:28,190
- Oh then, now, young, old,

1156
00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:32,428
this is what happens to everyone who cares about you, Wynonna.

1157
00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:34,363
- You never cared about me.

1158
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,066
- They get torn to pieces.

1159
00:55:37,132 --> 00:55:39,835
And that is what the hounds of hell

1160
00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:44,473
are gonna do to the three people that you care about the most,

1161
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:49,912
Waverly, and Nicole, and...

1162
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:51,380
(gasps)

1163
00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,518
Your daughter is the heir apparent.

1164
00:55:56,885 --> 00:55:59,021
- I'm barely her parent. (choking)

1165
00:55:59,088 --> 00:56:02,358
Keep this between you and me.

1166
00:56:02,424 --> 00:56:04,960
Kill me, please. - No.

1167
00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:11,066
I'm gonna torture you. Just like you tortured me

1168
00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:14,269
and all the other demons that you sent to their doom.

1169
00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:15,771
- Please. - Yes!

1170
00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:19,675
Please realize that you are helpless

1171
00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:23,646
to save anyone who has ever believed in you!

1172
00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:24,913
(gasping)

1173
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,417
When Alice is in the belly of my beasts...

1174
00:56:28,484 --> 00:56:30,452
(laughs)

1175
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,888
Well, Doc's not even gonna be able to look at you.

1176
00:56:32,955 --> 00:56:35,124
And all you're gonna do...

1177
00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,795
is watch.

1178
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:45,367
See you in hell, Wynonna!

1179
00:56:45,434 --> 00:56:47,403
(gasping)

1180
00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,408
(Wynonna): Mina Starratt ran the Hanly Group Home for Girls.

1181
00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,611
She was an orphan. She was a resident there herself

1182
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,446
until she aged out at 18.

1183
00:56:57,513 --> 00:56:58,881
- Sounds like a real peach.

1184
00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:02,084
- I thought she was my friend. My only friend there.

1185
00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:04,486
Now I wonder if she was just trying to keep me small.

1186
00:57:04,553 --> 00:57:06,588
- Yeah, well good fuckin' luck.

1187
00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:09,525
- But Mina was human. - Now she ain't.

1188
00:57:09,591 --> 00:57:12,861
- She wasn't at the séance. She wasn't even the target.

1189
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,900
- Sometimes the devil claims its own.

1190
00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,835
- Whatever Mina used to be,

1191
00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,504
she's the thing trying to hurt us now.

1192
00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:25,274
- She said she was in literal hell.

1193
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,143
- And has the power to summon its hounds?

1194
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,380
- The Urcon, or bone gnawers.

1195
00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:33,482
- Yeah, they're more than just a cute nickname.

1196
00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:35,317
- How hard is it to murk the Urc?

1197
00:57:35,384 --> 00:57:37,252
- According to French texts,

1198
00:57:37,319 --> 00:57:40,089
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts.

1199
00:57:40,155 --> 00:57:43,792
Only able to cross the veil to Earth one day a year.

1200
00:57:43,859 --> 00:57:46,195
- February's hunger moon.

1201
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,498
- I do hate a dark hawk morning.

1202
00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:50,933
- If given a piece of their target,

1203
00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:54,036
say a personal artefact like a ring

1204
00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:58,006
or a friendship bracelet or-- - A lock of a child's hair.

1205
00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:02,244
- The Urcon will front a rabid attack.

1206
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:05,914
An attack that won't stop until...

1207
00:58:06,849 --> 00:58:09,485
(reading in French)

1208
00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,620
"They will never stop hunting."

1209
00:58:11,687 --> 00:58:14,590
(reading in French)

1210
00:58:14,656 --> 00:58:16,658
"Never give up the scent."

1211
00:58:16,725 --> 00:58:19,228
(reading in French)

1212
00:58:20,395 --> 00:58:24,233
"Until they feast on the flesh of their mark."

1213
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,637
- But you guys have fought things like this before.

1214
00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:30,272
(Wynonna): No, not like this.

1215
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,842
- Okay, well this is a chance for our team

1216
00:58:33,909 --> 00:58:35,310
to impress the top brass.

1217
00:58:35,377 --> 00:58:37,646
- I'm starting to wonder if you got more brass

1218
00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:38,947
up top than brains.

1219
00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,850
- No, he's part right.

1220
00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:44,219
All we've gotta do is hold off the monster mutts

1221
00:58:44,286 --> 00:58:47,956
long enough for the Earp heir to take out their master.

1222
00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:50,459
- I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work.

1223
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:52,094
For the same reason that Mina

1224
00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,196
was able to cross the fence line.

1225
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,298
- Why not?

1226
00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,437
- 'Cause I made her.

1227
00:59:02,504 --> 00:59:05,307
(door opens and shuts)

1228
00:59:05,374 --> 00:59:08,410
(somber music)

1229
00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:25,460
- Haven't had the chance to talk.

1230
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,264
You know, really talk, since Tombstone.

1231
00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,000
- All right, well what do you got?

1232
00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,736
Pep talk about your favorite madam's merkin?

1233
00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:37,840
Lesson about the time Wyatt took on 20 groundhogs at once?

1234
00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,575
I'll take it.

1235
00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:43,879
- I cannot remember the last time I seen you

1236
00:59:43,946 --> 00:59:45,547
look so scared.

1237
00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,353
I've grown too straight and too wise for tall tales.

1238
00:59:53,789 --> 00:59:55,557
(shaky inhale)

1239
00:59:55,624 --> 00:59:59,261
- Mina's had 20 years to plan the perfect revenge.

1240
01:00:00,062 --> 01:00:02,931
- I know firsthand...

1241
01:00:02,998 --> 01:00:05,801
what sittin' in the dark with nothin' but thoughts

1242
01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:08,370
of retribution can manifest.

1243
01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,609
What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be.

1244
01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,613
But it is nothing

1245
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,248
compared to what love can do.

1246
01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:22,451
- She's only five.

1247
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,055
She never asked to be born an Earp.

1248
01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,991
(crying softly)

1249
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:32,928
- Neither did you.

1250
01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,597
And you turned out all right.

1251
01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:37,766
- Took a while to get there.

1252
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,137
- Listen, if I leave now, I can be in Montana by noon.

1253
01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,338
- No.

1254
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:47,376
We make our stand here at the source or not at all.

1255
01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:52,247
Besides, I've asked you to run long enough.

1256
01:00:52,314 --> 01:00:53,949
(scoffs)

1257
01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:57,719
- Alluring as you are,

1258
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,725
I ain't never done a single thing that I did not wanna do.

1259
01:01:07,763 --> 01:01:09,998
- I should have done what I wanted.

1260
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,770
I wanted to bring Alice home. (chuckles)

1261
01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:17,072
Our real home.

1262
01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,776
Here, with... us.

1263
01:01:20,842 --> 01:01:23,078
(sniffles)

1264
01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:29,318
- There is a little spot

1265
01:01:29,384 --> 01:01:32,788
up on the ridge overlooking the barn.

1266
01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:35,991
When a Chinook blows in, so do the clouds,

1267
01:01:36,058 --> 01:01:37,726
right at your feet.

1268
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,197
We can build a little house.

1269
01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,833
We could put up a swing set.

1270
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,302
(Wynonna chuckles lightly)

1271
01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:50,439
- Would that be enough for Doc Holliday?

1272
01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:53,175
- Doc Holliday died a long time ago.

1273
01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:59,448
But I think that Alice's father...

1274
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,784
could not want for a thing more.

1275
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,288
Pretty place to lay his head.

1276
01:02:07,155 --> 01:02:10,559
As long as his lady is by his side.

1277
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:12,761
(chuckles happily)

1278
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:24,973
- I have to make one more goodbye.

1279
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,942
- And I have to save who I can.

1280
01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,111
- We ride at dawn. - I shall be there.

1281
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:30,679
- Well, dawn-ish.

1282
01:02:32,414 --> 01:02:34,049
- At least you got a backup loom.

1283
01:02:34,116 --> 01:02:36,018
- Dark possessed me through the backup loom,

1284
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:37,419
through the backup kiln.

1285
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:41,423
- Oh yeah. Rage goo was squirtin' outta your eyeballs.

1286
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:44,559
That's gotta sting. - Every time.

1287
01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,097
- Any chance you can craft us a way outta this?

1288
01:02:49,164 --> 01:02:50,866
(chuckles)

1289
01:02:50,932 --> 01:02:52,534
- Gather up the Black Badge gak.

1290
01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,270
Maybe we can use it to battle Mina and the hell hounds.

1291
01:02:55,337 --> 01:02:57,806
- Great band name, by the way.

1292
01:02:59,674 --> 01:03:01,209
- The Cooper Pedy opal?

1293
01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:03,912
- I think it's a fake. - Oh.

1294
01:03:04,679 --> 01:03:08,917
Oh, Elchur Minificial Box of Containment?

1295
01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:10,385
(sighs) - I'm not sure that it can

1296
01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,821
contain a rabid case of damned dalmatians,

1297
01:03:12,888 --> 01:03:15,824
but I'll throw it on the pile.

1298
01:03:15,891 --> 01:03:17,626
- Oh, Waves...

1299
01:03:19,227 --> 01:03:22,798
Your custom crocheted cheerleading cosplay.

1300
01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,868
I'm sorry, baby. I know how hard you worked on this.

1301
01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:28,670
- Don't be sorry.

1302
01:03:28,737 --> 01:03:31,206
I'd still be stomping through the Kootenay range black-eyed

1303
01:03:31,273 --> 01:03:35,177
and causing rockslides. You saved me.

1304
01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,346
- I held you back.

1305
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,716
- Thank God for that. - No, I...

1306
01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:47,089
I've been holding you back.

1307
01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:51,159
- Hey. I love our life.

1308
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,396
- Yeah, but you're still an Earp.

1309
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:57,265
Earps need adventure.

1310
01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:02,137
- Jeremy thinks Black Badge is compromised.

1311
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,607
And he needs people he can trust.

1312
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,478
He's currently stationed in Egypt.

1313
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,315
(nervous exhale)

1314
01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,185
- Hey, we are golden.

1315
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,492
We could marriage long distance for a little while.

1316
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:25,794
- Really?

1317
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,198
Very little while? - Yeah.

1318
01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:35,470
I wish I could be the one to show you the world.

1319
01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:41,576
- Tonight...

1320
01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:44,412
there's no place I'd rather be...

1321
01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,216
than at home...

1322
01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:50,785
With my wife.

1323
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:52,420
♪ Something in our nature

1324
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,358
♪ Is looking for a way to survive ♪

1325
01:04:58,793 --> 01:05:00,529
♪ Maybe it's a habit

1326
01:05:00,595 --> 01:05:04,199
♪ Maybe it's a good way to hide ♪

1327
01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:08,236
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1328
01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,873
♪ I listen for a love line

1329
01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:15,944
♪ Can you hear my heart speak

1330
01:05:17,212 --> 01:05:20,882
♪ This is how we bring it back to life ♪

1331
01:05:21,516 --> 01:05:23,852
♪ I listen for a heartbeat

1332
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:28,723
♪ I need to apologize

1333
01:05:29,257 --> 01:05:32,227
♪ Get so caught up in the concrete ♪

1334
01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,498
♪ I forgot to look you in the eyes ♪♪

1335
01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,237
(Doc): Thanks again for your help.

1336
01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,539
(Lafferty): That's what we do, we're Black Badge.

1337
01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,441
- I'm more of a black hat.

1338
01:05:46,508 --> 01:05:48,710
And well, sometimes I do this.

1339
01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:50,378
(tense music)

1340
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:53,148
(scoffs)

1341
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:55,417
- Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting?

1342
01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:57,152
- That was just a game, son.

1343
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:58,987
- So what, another test?

1344
01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,722
Hazing the new guy?

1345
01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,825
Chief Chetri sent me.

1346
01:06:03,892 --> 01:06:05,860
- But Jeremy has not met you

1347
01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:07,696
or your ambition.

1348
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:11,266
Oh, I seen what you crave, Agent Lafferty.

1349
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,001
It is glory at any cost.

1350
01:06:13,068 --> 01:06:15,704
And that makes you hell-for-leather.

1351
01:06:16,404 --> 01:06:18,607
- Don't do this, old man.

1352
01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:25,714
- Goodbye, kid.

1353
01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,555
- You're a hypocrite, Holliday.

1354
01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,225
(door slams shut)

1355
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:38,727
(hammer clicks)

1356
01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,803
(Wynonna): Hey, Daddy.

1357
01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:50,305
Well, I...

1358
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:53,975
should've been here more.

1359
01:06:57,045 --> 01:07:00,815
Here lie two other Earp heirs.

1360
01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,686
Two people I loved enormously.

1361
01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,423
I had to kill them myself.

1362
01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:11,393
(Nedley inhales deeply)

1363
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,562
My whole life has been a boatload of...

1364
01:07:14,629 --> 01:07:18,033
of mistakes and missteps.

1365
01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:19,701
And it sucks.

1366
01:07:20,368 --> 01:07:21,836
And I'm tired.

1367
01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:24,939
At least they get to rest.

1368
01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,445
- Yeah, well, you've had more than your share.

1369
01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:33,048
Anyone else would've blown their brains out years ago.

1370
01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,751
- Points for me, I guess.

1371
01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,991
- Well, you've had to do whatever it takes

1372
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:44,559
to live with it.

1373
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,828
Except admit the truth.

1374
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,331
- Which is? - That you like it.

1375
01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:54,436
The huntin', the killin', the choosing.

1376
01:07:54,502 --> 01:07:57,472
After a lifetime of being powerless

1377
01:07:57,539 --> 01:08:00,408
and on the defensive, you love being special.

1378
01:08:00,475 --> 01:08:02,544
(gentle pensive music)

1379
01:08:03,511 --> 01:08:05,213
- What gives you the right to judge me?

1380
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,816
- Oh, get real. These two sucked.

1381
01:08:07,882 --> 01:08:10,251
Your sister was a manipulative sociopath.

1382
01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:11,720
Your father was an abusive drunk.

1383
01:08:11,786 --> 01:08:13,888
- Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.

1384
01:08:13,955 --> 01:08:16,758
- Your father, my boss.

1385
01:08:18,026 --> 01:08:19,594
(sighs)

1386
01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:22,931
Best fisherman I ever met.

1387
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:24,833
- I guess that makes it okay.

1388
01:08:24,899 --> 01:08:26,434
- Here's the thing your asshole father

1389
01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:27,736
taught me about winning.

1390
01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:30,138
History doesn't remember who played fair

1391
01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:31,906
or who, who cheated.

1392
01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:34,175
Or who had the right gear, or whether you sabotaged

1393
01:08:34,242 --> 01:08:35,977
your competitor's lines.

1394
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:39,614
History only remembers who won.

1395
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,820
- You know, I, I don't know if I can win. She's a monster.

1396
01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:48,323
- And you're not just an Earp heir,

1397
01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:50,258
you're your father's daughter,

1398
01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:53,495
and he was mean son of a bitch.

1399
01:08:55,897 --> 01:08:57,499
(birds chirping)

1400
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,668
(sighs) You know, sometimes

1401
01:09:00,735 --> 01:09:03,471
it's just about goin' where the fish are.

1402
01:09:03,538 --> 01:09:06,674
(♪♪)

1403
01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:13,782
(call rings)

1404
01:09:13,848 --> 01:09:16,618
(Nicole): Hey, what's up? - Haught, get off my sister

1405
01:09:16,684 --> 01:09:17,786
and get on MapQuest.

1406
01:09:17,852 --> 01:09:20,021
You're designating the field of play.

1407
01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,323
We're going to them.

1408
01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:24,626
(Waverly): Cutting it awfully close.

1409
01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:26,628
(Wynonna and Nicole): He'll be here.

1410
01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,798
(Nicole): We good?

1411
01:09:29,864 --> 01:09:31,900
(Wynonna): She's my sister and an Earp,

1412
01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:34,202
but for Mina to send the hounds after you...

1413
01:09:34,269 --> 01:09:35,503
- Super flattering. I mean,

1414
01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:37,138
I knew you were obsessed with me, but come on.

1415
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,641
- I don't have a lot of people in my life willing to tell me

1416
01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:41,009
when I'm being a jackass.

1417
01:09:41,075 --> 01:09:44,012
- Yeah well, they're called friends, jackass.

1418
01:09:44,078 --> 01:09:45,980
(Wynonna chuckles)

1419
01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,485
- This town's lucky to have you.

1420
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,822
And Waverly is lucky to have you.

1421
01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,123
And I...

1422
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,894
I'm gonna get you your wedding ring back.

1423
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,830
- Yeah.

1424
01:10:01,896 --> 01:10:04,265
Hey, enough Hallmark moments.

1425
01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:06,034
You're messing with my blood lust.

1426
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,502
(chuckles)

1427
01:10:07,569 --> 01:10:09,537
(car rumbles)

1428
01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,779
(Doc): Did I miss the hoedown?

1429
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,481
(Wynonna): Oh, that hoe's goin' down.

1430
01:10:19,547 --> 01:10:21,950
(Waverly): It's not a party 'til you get here.

1431
01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:23,151
Agent Lafferty?

1432
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:24,719
- Too personal.

1433
01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:27,055
Just felt like we should keep it all in the family.

1434
01:10:27,121 --> 01:10:29,290
You sure you wanna draw them to us here?

1435
01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,226
What's our strategic advantage?

1436
01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:32,594
- Call it, Sheriff.

1437
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,262
- Isolated locale, no civilians.

1438
01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:37,632
Got multiple vantage points and the high ground.

1439
01:10:37,699 --> 01:10:41,369
Limited coverage for them means maximum visibility for us.

1440
01:10:41,436 --> 01:10:43,104
We'll see the hell hounds coming for miles.

1441
01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,940
- And they will come. I want you two up top,

1442
01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:47,609
out of reach. You're what they're targeting.

1443
01:10:47,675 --> 01:10:49,310
- We'll keep it kinetic.

1444
01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,746
- Doc, you and I will work the bottom.

1445
01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:53,414
- That's my specialty.

1446
01:10:53,481 --> 01:10:54,649
(hand pats lightly)

1447
01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:56,684
- Way to keep it pervy 'til the end.

1448
01:10:57,118 --> 01:11:00,855
(growling)

1449
01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:03,892
- Do you feel that? (Wynonna): The hell hounds.

1450
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,593
- Oh, crap.

1451
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:07,896
(hounds growling)

1452
01:11:13,434 --> 01:11:15,837
(lighter clicks)

1453
01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:19,274
- Thought you quit? - I'll quit tomorrow.

1454
01:11:23,077 --> 01:11:25,213
(growling)

1455
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,651
(Waverly): There's so many.

1456
01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:34,055
(gunfire)

1457
01:11:34,989 --> 01:11:37,225
(Nicole): Oh, God. Things are ugly!

1458
01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:39,561
(gunfire)

1459
01:11:39,627 --> 01:11:42,297
(growling)

1460
01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:53,942
(Doc): They won't stay dead.

1461
01:11:54,008 --> 01:11:56,244
(Wynonna): They will when I get Mina.

1462
01:11:56,311 --> 01:11:58,980
(growling continues)

1463
01:12:04,152 --> 01:12:05,620
(gunshot)

1464
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,357
Where is Mina? - Well, she's gotta be close by.

1465
01:12:09,424 --> 01:12:11,392
(growling continues)

1466
01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,661
- Well, let's throw her a bone.

1467
01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:16,197
- Woo! What a view! (gunshot)

1468
01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,199
- All this space.

1469
01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:19,734
Maybe we should blow the craft room out

1470
01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:21,703
into a super spa. - Ooh, hers and her sinks.

1471
01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:23,871
Maybe a sauna. - Clawfoot tub.

1472
01:12:23,938 --> 01:12:25,540
- You know I love a soak!

1473
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,241
(hound growls)

1474
01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:29,177
(tense music)

1475
01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:31,312
(gunfire)

1476
01:12:33,581 --> 01:12:35,750
(growling)

1477
01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,256
- These dogs need obedience school.

1478
01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:45,960
- Yeah, where I should be the headmaster. Know why?

1479
01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,063
- I have an inkling.

1480
01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:50,498
(gunshot)

1481
01:12:50,565 --> 01:12:52,667
(tender music)

1482
01:12:53,401 --> 01:12:55,703
(tense music resumes)

1483
01:12:56,604 --> 01:12:58,439
(tender music)

1484
01:12:59,807 --> 01:13:02,677
(tense music resumes)

1485
01:13:04,545 --> 01:13:05,947
- Hey!

1486
01:13:08,316 --> 01:13:10,752
(Doc grunts)

1487
01:13:10,818 --> 01:13:13,154
(gasps) - Doc!

1488
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,089
- Fuck. (gunshot)

1489
01:13:19,627 --> 01:13:21,162
(Nicole grunts)

1490
01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,364
- Doc! Doc.

1491
01:13:23,931 --> 01:13:26,868
(gunfire, snarling)

1492
01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,737
Oh, I thought I'd lost you.

1493
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:32,974
- Not today.

1494
01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:36,577
I believe we are pooched.

1495
01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:38,713
(horn honks)

1496
01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:42,016
(both): Nedley.

1497
01:13:44,419 --> 01:13:45,653
(laughing)

1498
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,557
- Who takes the dogs out? Who, who, who, who!

1499
01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:51,726
(tires screeching) - Attaboy, Randy.

1500
01:13:51,793 --> 01:13:56,064
- Doc, stay with him. I'm gonna end this.

1501
01:13:59,033 --> 01:14:01,269
(tense music continues)

1502
01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,038
Mina!

1503
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:06,674
Get the fuck off me! (gunfire)

1504
01:14:06,741 --> 01:14:09,210
(growling continues)

1505
01:14:09,277 --> 01:14:11,312
(gunfire continues)

1506
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,421
She's not coming here.

1507
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,858
I need to go where the fish are.

1508
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:29,130
- Babe, you think you can hold them off long enough so

1509
01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:31,699
I can get to Wynonna? - What is she doing?

1510
01:14:31,766 --> 01:14:33,367
- Something stupid.

1511
01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,738
It's about time.

1512
01:14:36,804 --> 01:14:39,907
(dramatic music builds)

1513
01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:43,845
- Ah! You mongrel!

1514
01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:48,216
Yeehaw!

1515
01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,623
Hey, you know, you should know,

1516
01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,325
I just took out Satan's labradoodles

1517
01:14:57,391 --> 01:14:59,560
and didn't even flinch. (Doc laughs)

1518
01:14:59,627 --> 01:15:01,529
- Just drive, you old pooch!

1519
01:15:01,596 --> 01:15:04,365
(distant gunfire)

1520
01:15:07,869 --> 01:15:10,138
(breathes heavily)

1521
01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:18,880
- You're supposed to stay high.

1522
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,449
- Whatcha doin', Earp?

1523
01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,685
- Last thing Mina told me was that she'd see me in hell,

1524
01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:26,154
so...

1525
01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:28,990
this is the part where you tell me I'm crazy.

1526
01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,025
- We're desperate for crazy.

1527
01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,595
Maybe the craziest.

1528
01:15:34,662 --> 01:15:39,233
- Fentanyl's most deadly when it's pure. On its own.

1529
01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:42,970
- I hate this so bad.

1530
01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:45,173
- It takes bad to end worse.

1531
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,576
- I don't want you to end. - You don't want us to lose.

1532
01:15:50,778 --> 01:15:52,346
(Nicole sighs)

1533
01:15:53,381 --> 01:15:57,118
I'm ready, Nicole. One last time.

1534
01:16:00,788 --> 01:16:01,856
(shaky inhale)

1535
01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:05,960
Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand.

1536
01:16:13,768 --> 01:16:16,437
(dramatic music crescendos)

1537
01:16:23,477 --> 01:16:25,446
(panting)

1538
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,688
This is usually my favorite part.

1539
01:16:33,754 --> 01:16:35,423
The wet entry.

1540
01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:39,894
Ah!

1541
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,699
- I do reckon I know that gun.

1542
01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:46,334
- Are you sure you're okay?

1543
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,969
(Alice cries)

1544
01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:50,371
- Nobody looking for an Earp will ever find her.

1545
01:16:50,438 --> 01:16:51,606
- This is your home.

1546
01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,708
(Young Nedley): You're all under arrest for trespassing.

1547
01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:55,576
- Look, they're claiming that this is your third strike.

1548
01:16:55,643 --> 01:16:57,845
They're taking you upstate to an adult correctional facility.

1549
01:16:57,912 --> 01:17:00,014
I'm sorry, kid. - It's not that. My bracelet.

1550
01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:02,183
Waverly's bracelet. It's the last piece of my family

1551
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,185
that I have. It snapped off in the barn.

1552
01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:06,153
- Well, you're not allowed to have

1553
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:09,156
personal effects in jail, kid. Sorry.

1554
01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:12,226
- It was you. You called the cops on me.

1555
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,428
- I had to. I had no choice. I mean, you were the one

1556
01:17:14,495 --> 01:17:16,430
that ran off. I was-- - You mean I'm the one

1557
01:17:16,497 --> 01:17:17,798
who escaped.

1558
01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:19,533
You don't wish I was less,

1559
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,835
you just wish you were more.

1560
01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,304
(Mina scoffs) (Nedley): Let's go.

1561
01:17:32,847 --> 01:17:35,182
(breathing nervously)

1562
01:17:44,025 --> 01:17:47,261
(warbled voice whispers)

1563
01:17:53,901 --> 01:17:55,536
- Gotcha, Earp.

1564
01:17:56,070 --> 01:17:57,305
(screeching)

1565
01:17:57,371 --> 01:18:00,474
(Mina screaming)

1566
01:18:05,179 --> 01:18:07,648
(Mina reciting spell in French)

1567
01:18:13,254 --> 01:18:15,356
(Wynonna): Hey, studio bitchywhore.

1568
01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:17,658
(Mina): What the hell are you doing here?

1569
01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,360
- I'm doing hell. - Uh-huh.

1570
01:18:19,427 --> 01:18:22,063
I was a prisoner down here for 20 years.

1571
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:25,433
- I'm finally privy to the power you always craved.

1572
01:18:25,499 --> 01:18:30,504
Even if it is dark as, well... hell.

1573
01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:32,974
- Fuck you. - That's your tell, Mina.

1574
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,208
You got out.

1575
01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:36,043
You could've gone anywhere

1576
01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:39,013
but you skittered back into your prison willingly.

1577
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,050
(scoffs) - You absolute fucking gash.

1578
01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:45,019
- You had me at hell-oh.

1579
01:18:45,086 --> 01:18:47,188
(gunshot blasts) - Ah!

1580
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,558
You deserve to be down here, not me, you cunt.

1581
01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:53,060
- Maybe. And no matter how long I sit here,

1582
01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:55,596
I'll never cut a deal with demons.

1583
01:18:55,663 --> 01:18:57,498
(gunshot) - Ah!

1584
01:18:58,332 --> 01:19:00,034
Peacemaker won't stop me.

1585
01:19:00,101 --> 01:19:03,471
- Will for a minute. Lot of minutes in eternity.

1586
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,039
(gunshot) - Ah!

1587
01:19:05,106 --> 01:19:07,575
- You think your dogs won't stop coming?

1588
01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,944
I'll never stop coming.

1589
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,879
(gunshot) - Ah!

1590
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:16,050
This is insane. You can't win!

1591
01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:19,120
- No. But I can keep making you lose.

1592
01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:21,088
(gunshot) - Ah!

1593
01:19:21,155 --> 01:19:23,257
All right. Enough.

1594
01:19:23,324 --> 01:19:26,660
- I know curses, and now I'm yours.

1595
01:19:26,727 --> 01:19:27,628
(gunshot) - Ah!

1596
01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:28,929
- You came for my family,

1597
01:19:28,996 --> 01:19:30,731
now you will never make... (gunshot)

1598
01:19:30,798 --> 01:19:32,800
...your... peace! (gunshot)

1599
01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:36,370
(thudding blows)

1600
01:19:36,437 --> 01:19:39,440
(Mina and Wynonna grunting)

1601
01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:50,818
(Mina): I'm faster. I'm stronger.

1602
01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:53,487
- I'm meaner.

1603
01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,123
- Is that...

1604
01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:58,993
- The Elkherd Magnifico Box of Containment.

1605
01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,096
- Huh. You tricked me.

1606
01:20:02,163 --> 01:20:04,832
- The best man I know taught me...

1607
01:20:04,899 --> 01:20:06,834
when you bluff,

1608
01:20:06,901 --> 01:20:08,335
you gotta go all in.

1609
01:20:08,402 --> 01:20:10,271
- I'll trade you that jail cell

1610
01:20:10,337 --> 01:20:12,540
for the thing that makes you the heir.

1611
01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:15,242
The only thing that's ever made you anything.

1612
01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:16,811
- That was before.

1613
01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:18,846
And then my people showed up.

1614
01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:21,715
Made me everything.

1615
01:20:21,782 --> 01:20:23,884
(whooshing)

1616
01:20:25,186 --> 01:20:27,488
Well, sorry girl.

1617
01:20:27,555 --> 01:20:28,956
We had a time.

1618
01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:32,460
Hey, Mina, enjoy your crab bucket.

1619
01:20:33,928 --> 01:20:35,596
(air whooshing)

1620
01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:37,264
(Mina): No!

1621
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,140
(Doc): Wynonna did it.

1622
01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:48,142
She got the big dog.

1623
01:20:48,209 --> 01:20:50,578
I'm gonna go doublecheck for strays.

1624
01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,381
- Where is Wynonna?

1625
01:20:54,448 --> 01:20:56,484
- I promised not to tell.

1626
01:20:57,318 --> 01:21:00,020
(voices chanting)

1627
01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:02,923
(Wynonna panting)

1628
01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:08,262
(Wynonna): All the demons I've ever killed, coming for me.

1629
01:21:12,199 --> 01:21:14,168
Just have fun out there, Earp.

1630
01:21:14,235 --> 01:21:16,637
(demonic voice speaks indistinctly)

1631
01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:22,443
But Alice, she'll be okay. They'll be okay.

1632
01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:25,012
(demon): We know your thoughts.

1633
01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:27,348
(voices continue)

1634
01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,753
(Nicole): Wynonna!

1635
01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,890
Wynonna!

1636
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:42,429
(panting)

1637
01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:48,869
(triumphant music swells)

1638
01:21:48,936 --> 01:21:52,239
(all panting)

1639
01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,177
- Hey.

1640
01:21:56,243 --> 01:21:57,678
(panting)

1641
01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,446
- Waverly Earp.

1642
01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,583
And her narc.

1643
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:05,819
- What, like you got a monopoly on breaking the rules?

1644
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,723
- Thanks for going in my hole. - Anytime.

1645
01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:12,927
Not anytime, but...

1646
01:22:17,164 --> 01:22:18,799
- Where's Peacemaker?

1647
01:22:21,335 --> 01:22:23,837
- Where she can do the most good.

1648
01:22:24,805 --> 01:22:25,906
My angel.

1649
01:22:25,973 --> 01:22:28,509
(Waverly chuckles lightly) - Fucking Waverly's fine.

1650
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,245
- Well that sounds more than fine. It...

1651
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,647
it sounds delightful.

1652
01:22:33,714 --> 01:22:35,583
(chuckles)

1653
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,420
- This wasn't on the chore wheel.

1654
01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,625
(Waverly): Agent Lafferty?

1655
01:22:44,692 --> 01:22:46,293
(Nicole): When'd you get here?

1656
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,429
- Clearly just in time.

1657
01:22:48,495 --> 01:22:50,097
- What the fuck, rookie blue?

1658
01:22:50,164 --> 01:22:52,866
- Gimme the box. - Do not give it to him.

1659
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,969
- No shit.

1660
01:22:55,035 --> 01:22:56,170
- All right.

1661
01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:57,404
(gunshot) - Ah!

1662
01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:59,039
- Nedley! - Son of a--

1663
01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:01,542
- Next one's a little higher. - So, you're Black Badge

1664
01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:03,844
but you'd commit treason? Murder?

1665
01:23:03,911 --> 01:23:06,413
- I'm never getting promoted at Black Badge.

1666
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:10,718
I failed the psych evaluation... too many times.

1667
01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:12,019
- I wonder why.

1668
01:23:12,086 --> 01:23:13,254
(gunshot)

1669
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,422
(gasps) - I got a better offer.

1670
01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:17,057
There's lots of, uh,

1671
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:19,293
organizations that'll pay top dollar

1672
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,929
for a genuine demon and the ultimate

1673
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:24,031
demon killing gun.

1674
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,666
Come on.

1675
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,470
- Lafferty, or whatever your real name is,

1676
01:23:29,536 --> 01:23:32,473
I'm begging you, please, listen to me.

1677
01:23:32,539 --> 01:23:35,142
You can't take this box out of the Ghost River Triangle.

1678
01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:37,111
Mina can never be let out of this thing.

1679
01:23:37,177 --> 01:23:39,747
My daughter's life depends on this.

1680
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:41,915
- Okay.

1681
01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:54,228
I've disabled your cars.

1682
01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:55,829
You can't follow me.

1683
01:23:55,896 --> 01:23:57,464
You can't stop me.

1684
01:23:57,531 --> 01:24:00,668
But I'm gonna let you live.

1685
01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,804
I'm hell-for-leather like that.

1686
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,540
- Somebody will stop this.

1687
01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:08,742
(grunts) (Nicole): No!

1688
01:24:08,809 --> 01:24:10,678
- Not you.

1689
01:24:10,744 --> 01:24:13,514
(tense music)

1690
01:24:24,591 --> 01:24:27,428
- Thank God. A Sorrel.

1691
01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:35,002
(♪♪)

1692
01:24:57,257 --> 01:25:00,461
(dramatic Western music)

1693
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,940
(Lafferty): No fucking way.

1694
01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:17,511
I admit, I forgot about you.

1695
01:25:18,078 --> 01:25:19,413
(Doc): You're a terrible liar.

1696
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,148
- Had you fooled.

1697
01:25:21,215 --> 01:25:22,816
- Not for a minute.

1698
01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:26,053
- Go home, Holliday. To your woman.

1699
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:30,791
- Cannot and I will not let you leave with that box.

1700
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,360
- You're too old to stop me.

1701
01:25:33,427 --> 01:25:35,295
- I'm too old not to.

1702
01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,097
- Well, once upon a time,

1703
01:25:37,164 --> 01:25:40,968
you may have been the fastest gunslinger in the west,

1704
01:25:41,034 --> 01:25:44,805
but that was long ago with ancient pistols.

1705
01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:48,776
- Okay.

1706
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:50,778
- You can't take us all out.

1707
01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:53,447
- I know who I'm taking out first.

1708
01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:01,889
- Remember, you wanted this.

1709
01:26:01,955 --> 01:26:03,824
(gunshots cracking)

1710
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,627
(Lafferty gasps)

1711
01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,205
- Nobody wants this.

1712
01:26:19,406 --> 01:26:20,774
I should know.

1713
01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:23,811
I fought it for 172 years.

1714
01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:26,346
(Wynonna gasping) - Come on.

1715
01:26:26,413 --> 01:26:30,951
- It's Doc. - Go. Go. Help him.

1716
01:26:35,389 --> 01:26:37,925
(panting)

1717
01:26:45,432 --> 01:26:49,002
(triumphant music)

1718
01:26:51,638 --> 01:26:53,540
(music turns dark)

1719
01:26:56,443 --> 01:26:58,779
(panting)

1720
01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,448
- Doc!

1721
01:27:01,515 --> 01:27:03,283
Doc!

1722
01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,519
Doc.

1723
01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:13,160
Did you get 'em all?

1724
01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:14,895
- Please.

1725
01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,564
Do you know who I am?

1726
01:27:18,732 --> 01:27:21,268
(Wynonna breathes shakily)

1727
01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:26,940
- You're my person.

1728
01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:33,647
Keep it.

1729
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:35,983
There's no one on Earth who will do more

1730
01:27:36,049 --> 01:27:38,118
to keep it safe.

1731
01:27:38,185 --> 01:27:39,953
And our Alice.

1732
01:27:40,287 --> 01:27:42,589
(panting)

1733
01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:44,625
- You tell her...

1734
01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:49,263
all the good stuff. - Doc...

1735
01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:52,099
you're gonna be okay.

1736
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,768
- I have been.

1737
01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,104
Many times.

1738
01:27:59,206 --> 01:28:01,008
More than my share.

1739
01:28:01,074 --> 01:28:03,176
(sniffles)

1740
01:28:07,881 --> 01:28:09,783
- Doc, we can fix this.

1741
01:28:09,850 --> 01:28:11,818
(laughs)

1742
01:28:11,885 --> 01:28:14,555
- You know, you really are awful at bluffing.

1743
01:28:14,621 --> 01:28:16,790
(laughs through tears)

1744
01:28:18,759 --> 01:28:21,228
But you're pretty good at the rest of it.

1745
01:28:23,597 --> 01:28:25,465
All of it, really.

1746
01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,235
- Please let me save you, Doc.

1747
01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:33,607
- Oh, darling, you did.

1748
01:28:36,243 --> 01:28:37,744
- Doc.

1749
01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:43,050
- Wynonna Earp.

1750
01:28:52,359 --> 01:28:55,095
(sobbing)

1751
01:28:57,598 --> 01:29:01,034
(gentle poignant music)

1752
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,284
- The box, Mina...

1753
01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,886
and Peacemaker.

1754
01:29:19,953 --> 01:29:22,022
It's down there, too.

1755
01:29:24,725 --> 01:29:27,694
I meant it when I said he'd protect it forever.

1756
01:29:29,730 --> 01:29:32,265
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.

1757
01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:40,273
Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy.

1758
01:29:40,907 --> 01:29:42,609
- Are you kidding?

1759
01:29:42,676 --> 01:29:44,411
I would have come by canoe.

1760
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,319
It was a damn good funeral for his, uh, second funeral.

1761
01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,089
- You're welcome to stay in Purgatory

1762
01:29:56,156 --> 01:29:58,692
at the homestead as long as you like.

1763
01:29:59,159 --> 01:30:01,728
- Thank you, but uh, I don't think my back

1764
01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:03,964
can take another night in the craft room.

1765
01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:06,800
And my liver definitely can't take more Earpin'.

1766
01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:15,042
- I get it.

1767
01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,310
You've got some work to do.

1768
01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,247
Like finding a way to fix this.

1769
01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:23,984
- Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot of unconventional

1770
01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,186
resources at our disposal.

1771
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,223
I'll try, Wynonna. - You'll do better than that.

1772
01:30:31,758 --> 01:30:33,326
- I promise.

1773
01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:36,263
It'll help that I hired the most ingenious

1774
01:30:36,329 --> 01:30:37,898
researcher I've ever met.

1775
01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:40,867
- Do send photos of Abu Simbel.

1776
01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,003
Don't open any cursed tombs.

1777
01:30:43,070 --> 01:30:45,138
- I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends?

1778
01:30:45,205 --> 01:30:47,240
(Waverly inhales and exhales deeply)

1779
01:30:47,307 --> 01:30:49,776
- Oh, try the fatteh, but maybe not the street meat.

1780
01:30:49,843 --> 01:30:51,812
- I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.

1781
01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:53,313
- No pyramid schemes.

1782
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:55,816
(chuckles) - Very funny.

1783
01:30:55,882 --> 01:30:58,285
And so lovely.

1784
01:30:58,351 --> 01:30:59,953
- I'm proud of you.

1785
01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,223
- Whoa.

1786
01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,761
Jeremy says the agency is rife with corruption.

1787
01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:10,363
We need to find out who Lafferty was working for.

1788
01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:11,765
- You will,

1789
01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:14,835
because you are...

1790
01:31:14,901 --> 01:31:17,704
Waverly goddamn head cheerleader,

1791
01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:21,374
tentacle resistant Earp.

1792
01:31:21,975 --> 01:31:24,411
- Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.

1793
01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:26,046
- Hmm.

1794
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:28,582
- Okay, my turn.

1795
01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:32,652
Don't be too hard on her, but don't be too soft.

1796
01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:34,988
- I'm gonna whip her into shape.

1797
01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:39,292
- I'll be home for Easter.

1798
01:31:40,427 --> 01:31:41,428
- I know.

1799
01:31:41,495 --> 01:31:44,498
♪ I'm ready now

1800
01:31:44,564 --> 01:31:46,800
♪ Stand my ground

1801
01:31:46,867 --> 01:31:50,403
♪ There's a fighter coming out

1802
01:31:51,104 --> 01:31:54,241
♪ And I won't back down

1803
01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,877
(Jeremy): Hey, let me help you.

1804
01:31:56,943 --> 01:31:58,512
Whoa, geez, Waves,

1805
01:31:58,578 --> 01:31:59,880
how many bras did you pack?

1806
01:31:59,946 --> 01:32:01,848
- Hey, that's sexist!

1807
01:32:02,249 --> 01:32:03,283
. Over 20.

1808
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:05,519
- Finally learning from my mistakes.

1809
01:32:05,585 --> 01:32:07,354
- Bye.

1810
01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:09,489
Actually feels like I'm finally embracing

1811
01:32:09,556 --> 01:32:11,191
my inner Wynonna.

1812
01:32:13,026 --> 01:32:15,896
- Here's to the adventure. You've earned it.

1813
01:32:16,763 --> 01:32:21,168
- Well, as long as you've got your passport, Agent Earp.

1814
01:32:21,935 --> 01:32:23,637
(squeals) - I have a passport.

1815
01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:26,540
- Amazing. (Waverly giggling)

1816
01:32:26,606 --> 01:32:28,208
- Thanks for staying.

1817
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:29,876
- Yeah, I want to.

1818
01:32:29,943 --> 01:32:31,278
(horn honks)

1819
01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:33,113
(both chuckle)

1820
01:32:35,081 --> 01:32:37,617
♪ I'm ready now

1821
01:32:37,684 --> 01:32:40,053
♪ To stand my ground

1822
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:42,823
♪ No more hiding who I am

1823
01:32:42,889 --> 01:32:46,059
♪ I'm not running again

1824
01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:49,963
♪ I won't back down

1825
01:32:50,030 --> 01:32:53,099
♪ I won't back down

1826
01:32:57,204 --> 01:33:02,542
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1827
01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:06,246
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1828
01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:10,250
- Does anybody have a rake or something?

1829
01:33:10,317 --> 01:33:12,052
I've got one hell of an itch.

1830
01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:14,120
- Oh, boo-hoo, we get it. You love casts.

1831
01:33:14,187 --> 01:33:15,722
- You gonna let her talk to me like that?

1832
01:33:15,789 --> 01:33:18,658
- Okay, we're gonna get her trained in citizen relations.

1833
01:33:18,725 --> 01:33:20,994
- Good luck. - After we deputize her.

1834
01:33:21,528 --> 01:33:25,031
- I can't believe I'm a cop. Are we sure I left hell?

1835
01:33:25,098 --> 01:33:27,868
- It gets worse. I hear your boss is a real hard-ass.

1836
01:33:27,934 --> 01:33:30,770
- Hey. Don't make me tear down that fishing hut.

1837
01:33:30,837 --> 01:33:33,573
(wolf howls in distance)

1838
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,575
- Fishing's over for the year.

1839
01:33:37,010 --> 01:33:38,979
But huntin' season's about to begin.

1840
01:33:39,045 --> 01:33:41,882
- You guys still haven't found that sexy werewolf, huh?

1841
01:33:41,948 --> 01:33:45,018
- Well, we didn't know how sexy it is.

1842
01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:46,586
- Nicole, come on.

1843
01:33:46,653 --> 01:33:49,489
- And it's Sheriff Haught.

1844
01:33:51,358 --> 01:33:52,926
Okay...

1845
01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:59,099
- I'm Deputy Earp reporting for duty.

1846
01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,168
- You said duty.

1847
01:34:02,235 --> 01:34:04,471
- Keep it professional, Sheriff. We're on the clock.

1848
01:34:04,537 --> 01:34:06,506
(Nedley chuckles)

1849
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,309
- This a war on top buttons?

1850
01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,544
- Let's get to work.

1851
01:34:15,081 --> 01:34:18,151
(dramatic music building)

1852
01:34:34,734 --> 01:34:38,605
(light rock music)

1853
01:34:38,672 --> 01:34:42,375
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