1
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Hey, Benji. It's me.
I'm just leaving my apartment.

2
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Remember, we gotta be there,
like, three hours early.

3
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Yeah, just, um, ring me when you get this.

4
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Hey, Benji. I hope you left already

5
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'cause I'm stuck in
a little traffic on the BQE.

6
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Just in case you can avoid it.

7
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Uh, anyway, just ring me
when you get this.

8
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Hey, Benji. Actually,
traffic just cleared up.

9
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So that's pretty good,
if you were worried.

10
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Maybe you weren't. Anyway, just ring me

11
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when you get this, anyway.

12
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Hey, Benji. I'm sorry I'm
leaving so many messages.

13
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Just... Sorry. You can
disregard them 'cause I'm...

14
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I'll be there soon, and I, uh...

15
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Yeah. I can't wait to see you,

16
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and I will not leave you
another message. Okay. Bye.

17
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Hey, Benji. Uh, I just got to the airport.

18
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I really hope you left already
or that you're, like,

19
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I don't know, on your way.

20
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Anyway, just, uh, ring me
when you get this.

21
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Whoa!

22
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- Oh, God. You made it.
- What's up, cuz?

23
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Oh, man, come here.
I called you so many times.

24
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Step back, dude.
Let me have a look at you.

25
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It's so good to see... Yeah.

26
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- Okay.
- Turn around. I wanna see

27
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- the whole fucking picture.
- What? Really?

28
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- Twirl. Twirly dervish.
- Okay, okay.

29
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- All right, all right.
- Yeah, man, look at you.

30
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Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good.

31
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All right, listen, I think
we should check you in.

32
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- I did a thing online. I...
- Oh, no, I did it.

33
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- I checked in a while ago.
- Did you?

34
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- Yeah.
- Sorry. When did you get here?

35
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Few hours ago.

36
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- Really?
- Yeah.

37
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I mean, the flight's not
for another, like, two hours.

38
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Yeah, but they open
the airport super early.

39
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You can just come here and hang out.

40
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- Wow. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

41
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You meet the craziest
fucking people here, dude.

42
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Oh. And did you eat anything?

43
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- I did. Yeah. No, yeah.
- Okay.

44
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Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something

45
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- before we take off.
- Don't worry about it, man.

46
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I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm.

47
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- Warm?
- It's been in my pocket.

48
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Shit, I don't have a spoon.
That's okay. You just sort of

49
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squeeze it, slurp it.

50
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Did you really get this for me?

51
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Yeah, of course, dude.

52
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- All right, you got your shit?
- Okay. Yeah.

53
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- You know what else?
- What?

54
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I also got some good shit
for when we land.

55
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Like, very, very good shit.

56
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Wait. You're not, like, taking
weed into Poland, are you?

57
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- Oh, yeah.
- Benji?

58
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They don't give a shit about
that stuff, man.

59
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- I'm telling you...
- Mm, I think they very much

60
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do give a shit about that stuff.

61
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Really?
- Yeah.

62
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They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland

63
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for a little bit of weed?

64
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That's a good look for the Polish people.

65
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Okay. All right. Just try
to keep it down, okay?

66
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Okay, yeah. Don't say "marijuana."

67
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-  Arms out.
-  Wait, really?

68
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Sorry. It doesn't normally... Thanks.

69
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This one? This little one?

70
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- It's a gift from my dad.
- Oh.

71
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- Dad?
- Yeah.

72
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Of course it was.

73
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Do you have something like this?

74
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- No way.
- Yeah.

75
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I don't... I was way off.

76
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Okay, bye.

77
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-  Bye.
- Bye.

78
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Oh. There you go.

79
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- She is so dope.
- Okay. Arms out.

80
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- Who?
- The TSA agent.

81
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Her dad does security for the Knicks.

82
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Huh.

83
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Did you want some?

84
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- Mm.
- Uh, Priya made it for me.

85
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-  Yeah, right.
- Uh, no. I'm... Yeah, okay.

86
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

87
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What is that? A fucking Brazil nut?

88
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Yo. So, like, how you been, man?

89
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- Honestly, dude?
- Yeah.

90
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I've been...

91
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great. Been, like, really fucking great.

92
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Oh.

93
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You wanna go over our
tour itinerary or anything?

94
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Okay.

95
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Mm.

96
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Can you hold that for me, actually?

97
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- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.

98
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- Have as much as you want.
- Yeah?

99
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Don't you think it'll be nice for us

100
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to see where Grandma was from?

101
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You know, where she lived?

102
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Mm-hmm.

103
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I can't even follow this.

104
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- I'll just...
- Sure.

105
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...do whatever the group does.

106
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Sure.

107
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Hi.

108
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What seat you got?

109
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Uh, 24 A.

110
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Mm. I'm B. I think
we're middle and window.

111
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, man.

112
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- You mind taking middle?
- Um...

113
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How you feeling in there, dude?

114
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Uh, it's a little tight.

115
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- You still looking for a job?
- Nah.

116
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Hmm.

117
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So, you have to, like,
work the whole trip?

118
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No. No, no. I was able to take the week

119
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like, completely free.

120
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- I wanna be here.
- Great.

121
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I wanna be like...
You know, I wanna be present.

122
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- Good, man. Excellent.
- Yeah.

123
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You still, like,

124
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sellin' shit online?

125
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I mean, I don't, like,
sell used jerseys on eBay.

126
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I do, like, digital ad sales.

127
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- Yeah.
- Okay.

128
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So, you know, when you see,
like, an ad banner online?

129
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Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit.

130
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Hey, come on.

131
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No, no. No, I just mean, like,
everybody hates that shit,

132
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- you know. Mm, yeah.
- Do they?

133
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That's what I do. That's my job.

134
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- It's cool, man.
- I sell those.

135
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- It's cool. It's cool, dude.
- Okay.

136
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You're making the world
go around. It's fine.

137
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- Yeah.
- That's not your fault.

138
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You're just, like,
part of a fucked-up system.

139
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I mean, without online ads,
actually a lot of the websites

140
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that you visit for free
wouldn't be able to exist.

141
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It's kind of like
the lifeblood of the Internet.

142
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- Hey, dude, dude.
- Yeah.

143
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I think they want us to pay attention.

144
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Yeah, no, I just wanted
to, like, finish the story.

145
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Yeah, yeah. No. It's just...
It's just kind of rude, man.

146
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

147
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- Just trying to do their jobs.
<i>- To fasten your seatbelt,</i>

148
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<i>insert the metal end into the...</i>

149
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<i>This is
a security announcement.</i>

150
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<i>Please maintain control
of your personal belongings</i>

151
00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,500
<i>at all time.</i>

152
00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:06,749
Hey, are you okay?

153
00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,625
Uh, yeah. I don't know.

154
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Oh. There's our guy. Yo. Dude.

155
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- What's up? That's us.
-  Hey.

156
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Kaplans.

157
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What you looking at?

158
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I don't know. It's stupid. I don't...

159
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I think I'm already homesick.

160
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I don't know. It's just, uh, Abe.

161
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He's, like, obsessed with buildings now.

162
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He wants to know the height
of every skyscraper.

163
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It's kind of, like, all-encompassing.

164
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- Okay.
- Yeah.

165
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Let me see it?

166
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Yeah. Yeah, sure.

167
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<i>That's right.</i>

168
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<i>And how many floors
is the Empire State Building?</i>

169
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<i>103.</i>

170
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<i>Okay. How many floors
is 30 Hudson Yards?</i>

171
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<i>112. But the balcony is on the 100.</i>

172
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<i>Yes!</i>

173
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<i>How many floors is
the Empire State Building?</i>

174
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:03,249
<i>103.</i>

175
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,249
<i>Okay. How many floors
is 30 Hudson Yards?</i>

176
00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,666
<i>112.</i>

177
00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,582
- You packed pajamas?
- Yeah, of course I did.

178
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- Two pairs.
- Really? But really?

179
00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,082
- You mean, like, the whole...
- You wanna borrow some?

180
00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:16,499
...like, what, Victorian nightgown

181
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,707
with the slippers and the cap?

182
00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:19,707
No, man. I don't think I even own that.

183
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,415
Hi. <i>Dzien Dobry.</i> Welcome
to the Warsaw Central Hotel.

184
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Thank you so much.
Yeah, we're checking in.

185
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We're with the, uh, Heritage Tour.

186
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Kaplan, Benjamin and David.
I have our passports here.

187
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- Yes, of course. Welcome.
- Thank you.

188
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You're the final ones to arrive.

189
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And I think I have a package for you.

190
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It's been sitting here for many days.

191
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That's for me, actually.

192
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- Okay.
- Thank you.

193
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- There you go.
- Thanks.

194
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You're on the fifth floor,

195
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and there's a group meeting in 30 minutes.

196
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- Thank you so much.
- Great. Thank you.

197
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Fifth floor? Thanks.

198
00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,457
What the hell is that?

199
00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,707
Oh, it's the weed. I told you.
It's, like, really good stuff.

200
00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:51,457
I got it from Todd.
This fucking barber in Ithaca.

201
00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,707
Wait. You mailed yourself weed?

202
00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,624
No, man. I mailed us weed.

203
00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:56,999
Are you serio... I thought you were, like,

204
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,915
taking it through the airport.

205
00:08:58,916 --> 00:09:00,124
- Really?
- Yes, really.

206
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,499
Did you not see how nervous I was?

207
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,125
No, I did. I just thought that was you.

208
00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,957
I'm so fuckin' happy
to be here with you right now.

209
00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:10,958
Me too.

210
00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:13,250
Oh, God.

211
00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:16,749
All right. We got a half an hour.

212
00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,290
I'm gonna have to shower.

213
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,583
Good idea.

214
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,458
Sweet! Closet.

215
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,665
Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot.

216
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,499
You have super nice feet.

217
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,874
-  Do I?
- Yeah,

218
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,415
and they've aged really well too.

219
00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,957
Toes are mad straight. It's nice.

220
00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,165
Um, okay. Thank you.

221
00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:34,290
No weird feet knuckles

222
00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:35,832
or stray hairs or anything. Very classy.

223
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,165
Really?

224
00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,249
- Oh, yeah.
- That's interesting.

225
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,457
I never really evaluated them, I guess.

226
00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,249
You never evaluated your own feet?

227
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,499
- No.
- Come on, dude.

228
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,915
They're graceful as fuck.

229
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,874
Look at 'em. They remind me
of Grandma's feet.

230
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,415
You remember Grandma's feet?

231
00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:49,499
'Course I remember Grandma's feet.

232
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,999
She always wore those pink plastic

233
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,582
fuckin' sandals from Target.

234
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,332
She used to strut that shit all over town.

235
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,416
Really?

236
00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:56,874
You know, sometimes I look at you.

237
00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,499
- Yeah?
- I see her.

238
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:00,957
I look like an old Jewish woman?

239
00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,832
No, man, you look wise.

240
00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,832
And I don't know, it's beautiful.

241
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:06,083
- Really?
- Yeah.

242
00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,249
Thanks. All right. All right.

243
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,457
- I'm gonna shower, okay?
- Cool.

244
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,915
- Yeah.
- Mind if I shower first?

245
00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:11,999
Um, no, sure.

246
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,624
Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone?

247
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,291
Um, yeah, sure. For what?

248
00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:18,124
Just 'cause I like to listen
to music in the shower.

249
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,457
Don't you have a phone?

250
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:20,750
Yeah, but it doesn't play music.

251
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,415
Um...

252
00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:23,749
Yeah, sure. Here you go.

253
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,665
- Sweet.
- Yeah.

254
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,000
Shower time.

255
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,040
<i>♪ All I need from you ♪</i>

256
00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:40,082
<i>♪ Is a good conversation ♪</i>

257
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,665
<i>♪ Conversation ♪</i>

258
00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,707
<i>♪ 'Cause it gives... ♪</i>

259
00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:50,500
<i>Zameldowali się godzinę temu.</i>

260
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,875
-  <i>Dzięki bardzo.</i>
-  <i>Nie ma za co.</i>

261
00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:54,665
- Hi. Sorry.
- Hi.

262
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:55,874
Let me guess. David and Benjamin?

263
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,040
- Hi, yeah. You're James?
- Yeah.

264
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,540
- Hi, yes. I am James. Hi.
- Hey. How's it going?

265
00:10:58,541 --> 00:10:59,832
- Hi. Benji.
- Yeah.

266
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,457
- You're Benji? Okay, hi.
- Benji. Yeah. Benji.

267
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,957
Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you.

268
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,374
I just thought I should intercept

269
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,707
in case you weren't sure where we were.

270
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,374
-  Thanks.
- So, it's a nice, small group.

271
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,999
- Should be intimate, you know.
- Nice. Great.

272
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,415
Success, everybody, found them.

273
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:12,957
- Hi.
- This is David and Benji.

274
00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:14,040
- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.

275
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,124
- Hi.
- Hi.

276
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,207
- Welcome.
- Sit down. Take a seat,

277
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,082
- please. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

278
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,832
So, I won't ramble on for too long,

279
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,124
but a word about myself.

280
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,749
Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me

281
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,000
by the end of the week.

282
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:30,124
Er, so, my name is James, as you know.

283
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:33,165
I will be your British
tour guide through Poland.

284
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:36,582
I was a scholar of Eastern
European studies at Oxford.

285
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:38,165
I'm not myself Jewish,

286
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,915
but I'm completely obsessed

287
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,249
with this whole part of the world,

288
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,249
and in particular the Jewish experience,

289
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,707
which I find to be

290
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,999
fascinating and complex
and, at times, tragic,

291
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,125
but ultimately beautiful.

292
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,290
So, anyway, enough from me.
Shut up, James.

293
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,999
Who wants to go next?

294
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,250
Okay, I'll be brave. Ha!

295
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,582
Um, hi. I'm Marcia Kramer.

296
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,707
I'm originally from Brooklyn,

297
00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:06,499
um, with two regrettable
decades in Los Angeles,

298
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,250
and I've just moved back to New York

299
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,249
after a divorce.

300
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,124
Sorry, if I'm oversharing,

301
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,040
but I found that I was turning
into the kind of

302
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,790
woman I detested.

303
00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:20,957
Just like a lady who lunches
basically, you know?

304
00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,249
Oof.

305
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,541
My mother survived the camps and, uh,

306
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,040
she never talked about it. Ever.

307
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,333
So, I'm here to honor her.

308
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,624
Okay, that's me. [chuckles] You go.

309
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,207
Who's next?

310
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,624
Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder.

311
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,790
Hello.

312
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:44,624
Uh, we're boring.

313
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,957
Recently retired from Shaker Heights.

314
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,790
Mark's family was from here,
down in Lublin.

315
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:52,499
Um, but they left way before the war.

316
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,790
Turn of the century.

317
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,874
We were Mayflower Jews.

318
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,499
Was always my little joke.

319
00:12:58,833 --> 00:12:59,999
- Yeah. Funny.
- Um, hi.

320
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,750
I'm Eloge. Um...

321
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,957
As you might have guessed,
I was not born Jewish.

322
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,832
Um, I guess you won't be the
only one on this trip, James.

323
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,457
Happy for the company, Eloge.

324
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,749
Happy for the company.

325
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,332
But, um, I did convert to
Judaism, around 10 years ago.

326
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,041
I'm actually African-born, um, Rwandan.

327
00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,749
And to answer the question

328
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,290
maybe you are thinking of asking,

329
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:24,290
I... I am a survivor of the genocide.

330
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,541
Oh, snap.

331
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,249
Sorry. No, I just meant...

332
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,916
No, that's like... I meant
that in a good way. Like...

333
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,582
I don't know if
you're familiar with "snap."

334
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,082
It's like, "Oh, shit." "Oh, wow."

335
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,290
"Holy..." You know...

336
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,207
I'm just interested in people
from other places.

337
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,958
It's like... I'm a fan,
basically. Keep going, dude.

338
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,540
- I'm sorry about that.
- No. No, no, no.

339
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:44,082
I'm very happy when people
are interested in my country.

340
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,165
- Oh.
- Sweet.

341
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,790
- What's your name?
- Benji.

342
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:49,665
- Benji, I'm an open book.
- Oh, rad.

343
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:52,749
Um, so my mother and I
survived the genocide.

344
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:56,832
And, um, I moved to Winnipeg
with her life savings

345
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,290
sewn into the inside of my jacket...

346
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,999
-  Jesus. Fuck.
- And, um, in Winnipeg,

347
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,915
I found a connection there
with a Jewish community.

348
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,457
Yeah, well, naturally.

349
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,832
Yes, naturally, Benji.

350
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:11,415
And, um, when I learned
about the Jewish story, I...

351
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:14,165
I felt at peace for
the first time since the war.

352
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:17,250
And the more I learn,
and the more people I meet...

353
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,125
wonderful people such as yourselves,

354
00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:23,166
the more I know I made the right decision.

355
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,875
Wow.

356
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,874
Well, I didn't expect to be crying

357
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,957
before the tour started.

358
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,249
- Wow. That's extraordinary.
- Wow.

359
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,707
Thank you so much for that, Eloge.

360
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,040
-  Yeah.
- Thank you.

361
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,249
That was beautiful.

362
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,665
Well, who the hell wants to follow that?

363
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,082
Yeah.

364
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,999
Okay, shit. I guess I'll go.

365
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,415
So, um, Davers and I are cousins. We've...

366
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,374
Actually, we were born three weeks apart,

367
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:49,790
- which is kinda nuts.
- Yes.

368
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,290
A zloty for anyone who can guess

369
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,790
which one of us is older.

370
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,040
Me!

371
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:55,374
Our dads are brothers.

372
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,665
Uh, we're basically brothers,
too, wouldn't you say, Dave?

373
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:58,832
We used to be joined at the hip.

374
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,540
Like feckin' Katie and Eilish.

375
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,082
-  Remember them?
- Yeah. Don't say that.

376
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,415
But, um, our grandma, Dory...

377
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,499
Grandma Dory, she was from here. Um...

378
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,749
And we've always wanted to

379
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,999
see where she came from

380
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,999
and... and see the house
that she grew up in.

381
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,415
Yeah, that's actually
why we're leaving the tour

382
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:14,874
- a day early.
- Yeah. 'Course, yeah.

383
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:15,999
Benji insisted on seeing her little town.

384
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,582
- We have to.
- They were super close.

385
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,749
Yeah. I mean, she was
the fucking coolest, right?

386
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,790
Well, now I've just been, like,

387
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,624
in a real funk, I guess, since she died.

388
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,083
Just haven't, um...

389
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,207
Yeah. Sorry. She was
just my favorite person

390
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,625
in the world. Uh...

391
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,040
You know, it's... it's good to remember.

392
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,166
That's why we're here, in a way. So...

393
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,708
Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that.

394
00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,665
Um... So... Yeah, it's okay.

395
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:48,707
Just to, like, just keep
things on track, though.

396
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,915
- Yeah.
- Like... Sorry. When she died,

397
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,249
she left some money in her will

398
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,457
for me and Benji to come here, so...

399
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,499
Yeah, and Dave is always,
like, super busy.

400
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,582
He never has time.

401
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,749
He's got this, like, high-pressure job

402
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,457
selling fucking ad banners
to the Internet.

403
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,540
Yo, come on, man.

404
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:03,166
But he knew I was in a real
shit place recently, so he...

405
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,707
swooped in and dropped everything

406
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,582
and arranged for us to join this...

407
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,832
- Mm-hmm.
- ...geriatric Polish tour

408
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,332
with you fine people.

409
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,790
Hey.

410
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,457
Okay, if everyone could gather over here

411
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,375
just for a moment, please? No rush.

412
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,915
I always like to start my tours here

413
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:01,332
at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial.

414
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,207
And that's because this is a monument

415
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,790
that celebrates the Jewish heroes

416
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,750
who fought back against the Nazis.

417
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,457
In a couple of days,

418
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,374
I will be taking us
to a concentration camp,

419
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,124
so I think it's important
to immediately dispel the myth

420
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,957
that these were a people who were led

421
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,625
like lambs to the slaughter.

422
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:20,166
Now, it may seem obvious,
but a word of warnin',

423
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,082
this will be a tour about pain.

424
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,457
Of course, it will.

425
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,832
Pain and suffering and loss,

426
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:26,999
there's no getting around that,

427
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,582
but I think it's important
that it's also a tour

428
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,125
that celebrates a people.

429
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,833
A most resilient people.

430
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,375
All right.

431
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,875
So, that's that one then.

432
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,832
This city has an incredibly
unfortunate history.

433
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,832
It's often called the Phoenix City

434
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,999
because it's risen
from the ashes so many times.

435
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,832
Functionality of this
Soviet-style architecture,

436
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,457
you know, can be polarizing.

437
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,624
It's not to everyone's...

438
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,290
And again, you'll notice
that austere style

439
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,291
which sprung up
in the wake of World War II.

440
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,374
Look at this shit.

441
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,332
We'd probably live here
if the war didn't happen.

442
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,750
Isn't that fucking crazy to think about?

443
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,749
Seriously, like,

444
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,999
we think of ourselves as these, like,

445
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,457
very American creations, you know?

446
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,540
And I guess that we are.

447
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,290
I guess, that's, like,
the essence of America,

448
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,082
people created from other cultures.

449
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,332
But, like, in some parallel,
black hole universe,

450
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,415
you and I are Polish
and we probably got, like,

451
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,249
long beards and we can't
shake hands with women.

452
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,874
Yeah, that's funny.
You know, every time I see,

453
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,374
like, one of those
Hasidic guys on the street,

454
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,457
I always just think, like,

455
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,165
"There but for the grace of no God go I."

456
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,915
- You know?
- What?

457
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,165
Oh, nothing. It's just, like,
a dumb joke that...

458
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,416
- Mm. Well, that's cool, man.
- Yeah.

459
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,415
- Shit, look at her.
- Who?

460
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:41,749
That woman, Marcia.

461
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,541
She's walkin' alone.
We should go talk to her.

462
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,624
We just met her.

463
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,082
Yeah, but she's got this, like,

464
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,957
deep sadness behind her eyes, you know?

465
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,082
She does?

466
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,250
Yeah. You didn't notice that?

467
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,540
During the introductions? No. I...

468
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:54,874
I think we should check on her.

469
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,291
Benji, maybe she wants to be alone.

470
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,290
No one wants to be alone, Dave.

471
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,832
Okay, I'm gonna go check it out.

472
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,874
Hey. Why are you walking alone?

473
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,624
Are you a big fucking loser?

474
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,874
-  Seriously?
- Yeah.

475
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,166
You look like an interesting person.

476
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,875
- Sorry.
- Okay.

477
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,624
This is one of the most
well-preserved sections

478
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,707
of the Warsaw Ghetto
and was part of the wall

479
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:17,332
from November 1940 to November 1942.

480
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,457
And, as we traverse the city,

481
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,333
you'll actually notice the fact that...

482
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,375
<i>Gracias.</i>

483
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:27,915
Here you go. Water.
Diane. Mark. There we go.

484
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,333
Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge.

485
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,833
Marcia, hydrate.

486
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,708
Okay. Ready to go?

487
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,541
What we waitin' on?

488
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,583
New Delhi has no delis
in it. Where are the knishes?

489
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:57,291
Oh, it was the airport,
but it wasn't new, it was old.

490
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,999
Yo!

491
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,083
Hey.

492
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,375
Come on in.

493
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,790
- Thanks.
- Thanks?

494
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,082
Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this.

495
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,790
I don't know if you were gonna...

496
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,000
- yeah, sit over there.
- No, man.

497
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,707
So, what was going on with that woman?

498
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,082
What do you mean?

499
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,707
The woman with, like,
the "sadness in her eyes."

500
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,165
- Mm, Marcia.
- Yeah. Is she all right?

501
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,540
She's in a really weird place right now.

502
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:22,624
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

503
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,999
- She told you that?
- Yeah.

504
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,165
I guess she thinks that I can relate

505
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,374
since we've both lost people.

506
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,707
Yeah. You mean our grandma?

507
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:28,999
Yeah. She's just, like,

508
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,249
super fucking stressed right now

509
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,832
because her husband left her last May,

510
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,624
like, totally out of the blue.

511
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:34,957
- Jesus.
- Mm.

512
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,165
She's seeing this new guy, Darren,

513
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,415
which you'd think she'd be happy about,

514
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:38,999
but he sounds like
a total fucking douchebag.

515
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,250
Really? How?

516
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,665
Mm. I don't know, man. I don't think

517
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,458
we should be talking about her
behind her back.

518
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,707
Okay. I mean, I was just...

519
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,250
- I was just asking.
- I know. But... still.

520
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,125
Weird soup, right?

521
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,958
I fucking love it.

522
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,249
When it comes
to the Warsaw Uprising,

523
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,290
I think the most bizarre
and harrowing aspect

524
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,540
is not the German crushing
of the rebellion,

525
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,082
but the part that the Russians
played in it.

526
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,832
You see, the Russians and the Poles

527
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,332
were supposedly allies.

528
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,750
Brothers in arms fighting
against a common enemy.

529
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,458
I'm sure you'd like
to take some photographs.

530
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,165
Please don't hesitate
to ask me any questions.

531
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,915
Always happy to fill you in...

532
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,665
-  You like that guy?
-  Yeah.

533
00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:27,832
Hey, um, Eloge, when you're done...

534
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,582
sorry, could you get a picture
of me and Dave

535
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,250
- posing with the guys?
- Yeah, of course.

536
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,582
- Thank you, man.
-  Sorry, what?

537
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,749
Uh, we should pose with
the guys. It'll be hysterical.

538
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,624
Uh, doesn't that seem, like,
disrespectful or...

539
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,665
Fuck is that disrespectful?
We're on their side.

540
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,540
Fightin' the fucking Russkies
and the Krauts. Come on.

541
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:43,957
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't...

542
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,540
Uh, I don't really know if we should.

543
00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:47,207
Can you just get a picture of me, then,

544
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,999
fighting with my Polish brethren?

545
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,082
Uh, yeah.

546
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,583
Gentlemen, I'm goin' in.

547
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,041
No, that's the leaves.

548
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:55,915
Sorry, I'm late. Got a war to win,

549
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,083
or to lose, probably.

550
00:21:58,375 --> 00:21:59,749
That's really...
You look great, Benji.

551
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,665
- Got some good shots.
- Does it look real?

552
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:04,040
Well, uh, they're twice
the size of you and metal.

553
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,540
So, you know, no.

554
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,124
I need some help. You wanna come up here?

555
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,666
No, I'm good. I'm good. Really.

556
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,832
Eloge! You gonna enlist?

557
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,749
I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you.

558
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,207
Okay, well, then, you can be
a medic or something.

559
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,291
These people need help.

560
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,624
- This is so silly.
- I know.

561
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,291
Come on. Your mom
will love the pictures.

562
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,665
Can you take my picture for me, please?

563
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,875
Come on. Hey, Marcia.

564
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,582
- Just one.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.

565
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,457
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.

566
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,999
So, you're the medic, you
gotta patch up this guy's leg.

567
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,415
- Okay.
- He's in a lot of pain.

568
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,250
- Okay. Uh...
- He really needs you.

569
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,082
Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him.

570
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,707
Don't worry, I'm... I'm here to help.

571
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,915
Oh, you're taking such good care.

572
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,665
We got a young
Florrie Nightingale over here.

573
00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:40,957
Dave, you gettin' all this?

574
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,415
- Yeah, I got it.
-  Is it funny?

575
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:44,124
Um, yeah, it's funny. Yeah.

576
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,332
You sure you don't wanna come up here?

577
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,540
We could use the manpower.

578
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:47,999
No, that's okay. I'll just, um...

579
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,624
You know, I'll watch from central command.

580
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,165
Central...

581
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,499
Central command. That's a good one, Dave.

582
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,582
Can I join up?

583
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,457
General Marcus.

584
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,915
We're honored to have you, sir.

585
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:57,999
-  At ease.
-  Marcia.

586
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,332
- Okay. Thank you.
-  Get on up here!

587
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:00,624
Marcia, I need more supplies.

588
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:01,999
Yeah. Wanna be a medic too?

589
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,124
No, I don't wanna be a medic.

590
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,249
Don't I have a gun or something?

591
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,499
Fuckin' A. Look at you.

592
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,665
Oh, God. I can't believe I'm
doing this. Thank you, David.

593
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:08,749
No, sure. No problem.

594
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,165
Are you sure you don't wanna go up there?

595
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,707
No, it's fine.
I got some good shots earlier

596
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:12,791
when it was, like, empty.

597
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:17,082
Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner
from the RAF, old chap.

598
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,165
I'm coming!

599
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,582
Gonna be dropped out of the plane.

600
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:23,790
Or are you the actual plane?

601
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,082
I guess I am the plane.

602
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,166
Then you're a plane.

603
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,874
Okay, Dave, you ready?

604
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,250
Everybody, pick a pose and freeze.

605
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:47,290
You gettin' this, Dave?
My arm's gettin' pretty tired.

606
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,999
Yeah. It's
my last phone. One second.

607
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,332
Okay. Okay, I got it.

608
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,749
Okay, stand down, men.

609
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,457
We were all very brave.
Unfortunately, we all...

610
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,540
A whole elaborate story unfolding there.

611
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:56,832
My knees.

612
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,832
Thank you so much, man.
That was a lot of fun. Thanks.

613
00:23:58,833 --> 00:23:59,915
No problem. No, it was, like...

614
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,207
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.

615
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,165
You are? Okay.

616
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:07,207
Well, let me know
if you need any help with

617
00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,999
- any recommendations...
-  Nice.

618
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:15,458
All right, well done, everyone.

619
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,541
It's fantastic.

620
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,707
This is us. Good night, you freaks.

621
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:22,874
- Night.
- Night.

622
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,125
Long day tomorrow.

623
00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:31,540
- Hey, Dave?
- Yep.

624
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:33,083
Come meet me in the bathroom for a second.

625
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:34,958
What? Why?

626
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,040
- Hi.
- Hey.

627
00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,249
So, um, why are we in here?

628
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:43,457
So, I just wanted to say

629
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:46,332
thank you so much for being here with me.

630
00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:48,207
I know that it's tough for you
to take time off work

631
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,833
and to leave your boy...

632
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,499
but I really needed this, man.

633
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,957
- Really?
- Yeah.

634
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,040
Well, that's... that's great, man.

635
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:59,124
I'm, like, just happy to see you happy.

636
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:01,207
I know it's been, like, such
a tough few months for you...

637
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,290
I also want to say that

638
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,832
I know you're not
the most comfortable person

639
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,915
with groups and people
and social shit like that.

640
00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:07,999
- I'm not?
- No.

641
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,332
But it's amazing that you're here,

642
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,125
putting yourself out there
so boldly for me.

643
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:15,791
- Well, thank you, man.
- Let's go smoke a joint.

644
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,707
Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit.

645
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,790
What do you mean?

646
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:24,249
How the fuck are we supposed
to smoke a joint in here?

647
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,832
They fuckin' locked the windows.

648
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,290
It's like a goddamn police state.

649
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,040
Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash.

650
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,290
We've been up for, like, 24 hours.

651
00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:32,124
Don't. Don't tell me
you're gonna sleep on me.

652
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,874
This is our first night
together in fuckin' years.

653
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,499
I don't know. I'm exhausted.
I haven't showered.

654
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,540
You're exhausted? Dude, the
weed's gonna help you sleep.

655
00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:39,457
Is it the kind that helps you sleep?

656
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,500
- No, it's the other kind.
-  Come on.

657
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:42,957
- Dude.
- What?

658
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,999
Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face.

659
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,374
Like, floss your butt.

660
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,082
Do whatever it is
you gotta do to feel like you.

661
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,290
-  Yeah.
- I'm gonna roll us

662
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,624
a fat fuckin' joint,

663
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:52,333
and we'll go to the roof. Okay?

664
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:04,082
Okay. Where are ya?

665
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:05,915
I don't know. Maybe they don't
make their roof accessible

666
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,999
for American assholes
trying to smoke weed?

667
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,832
I think this might be it.
Think this is it?

668
00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,999
I think there's a big fucking
alarm that's gonna go off.

669
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,082
So? If it goes off,

670
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,499
we just say we don't speak Polish.

671
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,040
Which happens to be true.

672
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,957
Huh. I think... I don't know, man.

673
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,708
I think we should probably
just go back down.

674
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,541
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

675
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:24,958
Yeah. I... I don't feel right about this.

676
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,332
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

677
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,499
Yeah, If you're not feeling good about it,

678
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,665
- let's not do it.
- Sorry. I don't know.

679
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:31,749
That's lame, I guess.

680
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,207
No, that's okay.
It's not lame. It's just...

681
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,665
Benji!

682
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:49,000
Hustle. We're almost there.

683
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,332
Yeah. There's my guy.

684
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:00,832
How you feeling, dude?

685
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,416
Um, I feel okay.

686
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:04,166
Feel okay.

687
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,374
- David.
- Yeah?

688
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,499
How are you feeling, man?

689
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,165
-  No, I feel good.
- Yeah?

690
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:10,540
Yeah. I feel good.

691
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,207
You just needed a little drugs
in your system. That's all.

692
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,290
- Really?
- Yeah.

693
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,457
That's all I was missing, huh?

694
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,874
- That's all you were missin'.
- There you go.

695
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,040
That's it.

696
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,125
You...

697
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:21,957
are like an awesome guy

698
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:23,124
stuck inside the body of somebody

699
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,374
who's always running late.

700
00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,124
I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you

701
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:28,582
every time I see you.

702
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:30,749
Thank you, I think.

703
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,832
You know, dude, when I think
about the two of us, man...

704
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:33,916
Yeah?

705
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,290
I think of us walking around
New York all night,

706
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:37,999
trying to stay up until morning.

707
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,665
- Mm. You always did.
- Mm-hmm.

708
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,332
- Yeah.
- And you always passed out

709
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,750
- halfway through.
- Mm.

710
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,290
We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge

711
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:49,874
and you would conk out
on a bench in Chinatown.

712
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,125
Yeah, I know.

713
00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:54,375
You're kind of a lightweight.

714
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,250
Dave?

715
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Yo.

716
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,041
Sorry I called you a lightweight.

717
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:27,750
That's okay.

718
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,124
I'm sorry I would always fall asleep.

719
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,874
Nah, man.

720
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,875
You had, like, a job and a wife.

721
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,874
You'd been awake all day

722
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,583
doing important shit.

723
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,125
I didn't really have anything going on.

724
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,540
I didn't care that you fell asleep, man.

725
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,041
I was just glad you were there.

726
00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:23,957
What did he say?

727
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,040
<i>Just absolutely despising.</i>

728
00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,124
- Really?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

729
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,790
<i>That was a bit of a disaster
if you ask me, but...</i>

730
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:28,958
That's really funny.

731
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:30,624
Benji.

732
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,249
-  Mm. Mm-hmm.
-  We gotta go.

733
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,166
- The train's in an hour, okay?
- Mm.

734
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,415
Sorry we're a little late.

735
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:43,415
Yeah, Dave woke me up
literally two minutes ago.

736
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,500
All right.

737
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,416
Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on.

738
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,332
I really appreciate it.

739
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,707
You're okay?

740
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:05,166
I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry.

741
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:08,249
Right. Come on, everyone.

742
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,165
Gotta get right
to the end of the platform.

743
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:14,624
Okay, everyone,
so, part of our tour package

744
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,665
included these first-class tickets.

745
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:17,832
Whoo.

746
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,957
Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming.

747
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,624
We gotta get right to the end, everyone.

748
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,082
I like a first-class ticket.

749
00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:25,041
Love the exchange rate.

750
00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:26,791
Excuse me.

751
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,332
Now, if you've got time,

752
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,166
we could swing by Underground Lublin.

753
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:37,874
Erm, it is fascinating.

754
00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:39,625
I just think it's
a bit overhyped, personally.

755
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:42,332
The big hitter is
the Grodzka Gate, you know.

756
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,249
Oh. Is the gate still accessible?

757
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,582
Yo, dude, I think we should move.

758
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:46,665
What?

759
00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:48,332
I think we should move
to another train car.

760
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,499
What do you mean?

761
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,458
You don't feel weird
being in a first-class car?

762
00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,624
- Uh, no. We paid for it.
- No?

763
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,999
It's not hurting anybody, no.

764
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,207
Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland.

765
00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:58,290
Fucking think about it.

766
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,957
- I am. I'm...
-  Benji?

767
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,082
- Benji.
- Yeah?

768
00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:02,415
You all right up there?

769
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,790
- Yeah. Sure.
-  Yeah.

770
00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:05,749
-  Sorry.
-  Yeah, no. No worries.

771
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,707
I mean, you know, it's,
to be fair, fascinating...

772
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:08,957
No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry.

773
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:10,040
- Okay.
- I just... Does any...

774
00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:12,416
Is anyone else, like,
feeling this right now?

775
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,082
Feeling what?

776
00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:15,832
Like this creepy feeling that,
like, you know,

777
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,040
we're, like, royalty on this train?

778
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:19,915
I mean, does no one else
see the irony here?

779
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:21,749
- Jesus. Benji, come on, man.
- Like eating fancy food

780
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,957
and sitting up here, when 80 years ago,

781
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,290
we would've been herded into the backs

782
00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:26,749
of these fucking things like cattle.

783
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,249
- God.
- Okay, Benji,

784
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,124
I don't think anybody here
wants to hear that right now.

785
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:32,082
Okay, why not? Why doesn't
anyone want to hear it?

786
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,332
- Because it's depressing, man.
- Depressing?

787
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,415
Okay, look. That's okay.

788
00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:36,040
You're raising an interesting
sensitivity here.

789
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,999
It does sometimes come up on these tours.

790
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,707
You're staying in fancy hotels,

791
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,207
eating posh food, and at the same time,

792
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:42,790
you're looking back

793
00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,540
at the horrors of your family history.

794
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,707
It can conjure up confusing feelings

795
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,582
of discomfort and discordance

796
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:51,499
and dare I say, even
a kinda guilt, you know.

797
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,915
You're comparing your own life...

798
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:54,082
I don't feel guilt.

799
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,290
- No. Nor should you, Mark.
- Why would I feel guilt?

800
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,624
No, I'm not saying
that you have to feel guilt.

801
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:58,707
Well, because our lives

802
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,124
are so fucking pampered and privileged.

803
00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:01,915
Like, we completely cut ourselves off

804
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,582
from anyone else's true pain.

805
00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:05,374
Like the actual fuckin' experience

806
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,749
of being shoved in a train car,

807
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,332
- your fuckin' head bashed in.
- Jesus, Benji.

808
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:09,499
So what are we supposed to do about that?

809
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,457
- Mark. Mark, Mark, please.
- Fuckin' acknowledge it, man.

810
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:12,707
Like, try to feel it in some way.

811
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:13,790
Why are you doing this?

812
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,124
Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel.

813
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,625
Okay. Why is that, like, important now?

814
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,999
Oh, man, you used to, like,
feel everything, man.

815
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,749
He was such an anxious,
adorable fucking kid, man.

816
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,957
-  Jesus, Benji.
- We went to Jewy

817
00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,207
- sleep-away camp together.
- Come on, man.

818
00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:26,624
He cried the whole first week.

819
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:28,832
The whole fucking first week
'cause he was homesick.

820
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:29,999
- Jesus.
- I used to have to hug him

821
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,707
to sleep and talk about
his sweet fuckin' mom

822
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,124
to calm him down and shit.
Now look at him.

823
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,207
Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck?

824
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,082
He's like all put together
and comfortable and shit.

825
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:39,124
Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro
into submission.

826
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,874
It's mad impressive.
You're all mad impressive.

827
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,165
But you know what?

828
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:43,916
I'm gonna go to the back
of the train now, okay?

829
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,415
I don't think you'll find much
suffering back there either.

830
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,708
Stop it. Please.

831
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:51,500
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

832
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:56,332
Okay, I hope that wasn't too
uncomfortable for everyone.

833
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,040
Obviously, there are

834
00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:00,415
triggers along the way with this tour.

835
00:33:00,416 --> 00:33:02,790
I must say the train is not
normally one of them, but...

836
00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:03,957
Um...

837
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,457
James, I should probably head back there.

838
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,665
I don't know. I should at least, like,

839
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:07,874
bring him his food or something.

840
00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:09,915
Of course. Yeah. You
know where we're gettin' off?

841
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,040
Uh, yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny?

842
00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:13,207
I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it.

843
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,332
No. It's very close.

844
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,624
- Yeah, it's... All right.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.

845
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:16,833
-  Good luck.
- Sorry, everybody.

846
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:20,416
Okay. Erm...

847
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,666
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

848
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:49,541
Thanks.

849
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,333
Are you okay?

850
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,625
Everyone just wants to have
a fucking joyride, you know?

851
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,375
No. What do you mean?

852
00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:01,791
People can't walk
around the world being...

853
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,500
happy all the time.

854
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,541
It's okay, man.

855
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:27,249
<i>Przypominamy
o zabraniu bagaży.</i>

856
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,624
<i>Prosimy o zachowanie
szczególnej ostrożności</i>

857
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:31,415
<i>przy wysiadaniu z pociągu.</i>

858
00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:33,040
<i>Dziękujemy za wspólną podróż</i>

859
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,790
<i>i zapraszamy do korzystania
z usług Polonia Ekspres.</i>

860
00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:40,999
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

861
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,374
Did I fall asleep?

862
00:34:42,375 --> 00:34:44,332
- Yeah, you did.
- Oh, shit.

863
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,040
Oh, shit! We gotta go.

864
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:47,208
We gotta go. Come on.

865
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,875
All right, I guess everybody's
waiting in front for us.

866
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,290
Mm-hmm. Maybe.

867
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:01,082
- Uh, hey, duder?
- Yeah?

868
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:03,125
Yeah, we're not
at the right station, dude.

869
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:05,249
Sorry, what?

870
00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,333
Yeah.

871
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,415
Oh, shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik?

872
00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:11,499
Yeah, Kraśnik.

873
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,749
We were supposed to get off at Lublin.

874
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:15,582
No, I know. Yeah. You were out
pretty fucking cold, dude.

875
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,415
Sorry. You mean we...
we passed Lublin already?

876
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,499
Like, a while ago.

877
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,624
And you didn't wake me up?

878
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,374
Oh, you were having such a good nap, dude.

879
00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:22,790
Jesus Christ! We're on
a tour group with people.

880
00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:23,915
You were, like... I'm sorry. Yeah, I know.

881
00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,249
I just didn't have
the heart to wake you up, man.

882
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,124
You have, like, the most
fucked-up sense of priorities.

883
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,499
Do you know that? Do you know that?

884
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,915
Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay?

885
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:30,999
How could I not get mad at you?

886
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,082
Because I was, like, staring at you

887
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,415
- while you were sleeping...
- Yeah.

888
00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:34,582
...and people were lookin' at you.

889
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:36,082
And some people
were fucking laughing at you

890
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:38,374
'cause you were snoring
all weird and loud and shit.

891
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,250
But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that."

892
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,290
This is my cousin Davey.
I'm not ashamed of him.

893
00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:44,332
This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown.

894
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,874
This is the guy
I used to have all to myself.

895
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:47,333
I just couldn't wake you, man.

896
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,415
All right. All right, so...

897
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,915
- so what do we do now?
- Oh, yeah. Got that shit

898
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:52,999
- worked out, dude.
- Did you?

899
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,083
Yeah, while you were sleepin'.

900
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,124
- Okay.
- So we just get on a train

901
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,332
going in the opposite direction.

902
00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,707
- Yeah, okay.
- And we don't even have to pay

903
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,249
for tickets. We just avoid the
conductor until we get there.

904
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:01,749
I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate.

905
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,290
It's fucking foolproof.
This might be us, dude.

906
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,374
- Really?
- Run! Run, run, run.

907
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:05,708
Great.

908
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,999
Yo, we should just buy tickets
like normal people.

909
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,416
There's no time. Come on.

910
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,333
Shit.

911
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,125
Dude.

912
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,332
We stay moving, we stay light,

913
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,415
- we stay agile.
- Yeah.

914
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,915
The conductor's gonna
come through taking tickets.

915
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,040
We tell him we're going to the bathroom.

916
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,207
- The bathroom? Okay.
- He gets to the back

917
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,332
of the train, he's gonna start heading

918
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,540
towards the front looking for stragglers.

919
00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:27,790
- Sorry. We're the stragglers?
- Yeah.

920
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:28,874
By the time he gets to the front,

921
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,290
the train's gonna be in the
station and we're home free.

922
00:36:30,291 --> 00:36:31,374
This is so fucking stupid.

923
00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:33,290
Man, what's stupid is
the corporatization of travel.

924
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,040
Ensuring that the rich
move around the world,

925
00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:36,582
propagate their elitist loins,

926
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:38,165
while the poor stay cut off from society.

927
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,290
That's great. We can argue Marxism

928
00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:40,582
while they're hauling us off to Siberia.

929
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,832
Siberia is in Russia, Dave.

930
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:42,915
This is ridiculous.

931
00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:44,040
Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks.

932
00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,124
It's the principle of paying.

933
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:46,582
We shouldn't have to pay
for train tickets in Poland.

934
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:47,749
- This is our country.
- No, it's not.

935
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,040
It was our country. They kicked us out

936
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,124
'cause they thought we were cheap.

937
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,540
Okay, this is it. Stay calm. Act natural.

938
00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:56,708
Yeah.

939
00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:00,957
Hi. Just bathroom.

940
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,249
Me and cousin go to just bathroom.

941
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,540
- Bathrooms on either side.
- With thanks.

942
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:05,790
-  Sorry.
-  Thank you.

943
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,165
And... And we have
our tickets. We just...

944
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,415
Oh, sh...

945
00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:11,290
Jesus Christ. My heart
is in my fucking throat.

946
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,582
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

947
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:13,790
We're not out of the woods yet, though.

948
00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:15,124
We gotta get to the front and take shelter

949
00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:16,207
until we get to our stop. Okay?

950
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,332
- Okay.
- Ready?

951
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,416
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

952
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,290
-  Here, here.
- What? Yeah.

953
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,915
We made it.

954
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,290
Don't fall asleep on me again, brother.

955
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,457
I won't.

956
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,249
Hey, Benji.

957
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,624
Yeah?

958
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,000
We're in first class.

959
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:54,540
Yeah, but we fucking earned it.

960
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,957
<i>Warszawa Wschodnia odjedzie</i>

961
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,083
<i>z peronu trzeciego.</i>

962
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:04,082
All right. Should we stop
and get some lunch?

963
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:05,250
- No.
- Okay.

964
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,082
- Hi. Sorry.
- Hey, everybody.

965
00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:12,582
Sorry we're late. Dave fell asleep.

966
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,666
Yeah. What?

967
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,874
- Hi, there.
- We got your bags.

968
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,624
Oh, that's so nice
of you. I'm so sorry.

969
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,124
Yeah, he just...
He needed to sleepy sleep.

970
00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,415
Sorry about that.
Yeah. Here's your bag.

971
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,499
You need some help. He got sleepy.

972
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,874
Yeah, let's drop
our bags off at the hotel.

973
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,082
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah, yeah. All good.

974
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,165
I'm really sorry. Oh, here.

975
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,249
Yeah. It was actually really quick

976
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,332
once we were able to get on the other...

977
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:35,082
...and importance
of the Jewish contribution.

978
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,540
Lublin has such a rich Jewish history.

979
00:38:37,541 --> 00:38:40,624
It was actually known, for
a time, as the Jewish Oxford.

980
00:38:40,625 --> 00:38:44,540
It was diverse, both
culturally and intellectually.

981
00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:47,415
This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz,

982
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,749
of the Seer of Lublin,

983
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,916
of Isaac Bashevis Singer,
merchants, writers, poets.

984
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,458
So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah?

985
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,207
- Yes. Yes, you could say that.
- Huh.

986
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,040
It's amazing to me.

987
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,665
- Is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.

988
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:07,665
So, you, like, do all
the customs and everything?

989
00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,999
No, no, not all. No.

990
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,540
But I do like to keep Shabbat.

991
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,624
Mm-hmm.

992
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:14,999
No matter what's going on with my life,

993
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,875
once a week, I get to

994
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:20,415
slow down and take my rest seriously.

995
00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:21,583
Huh.

996
00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:23,415
And you?

997
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:24,665
No. Me? No, no.

998
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:27,040
I mean, the whole thing
always seemed like a little,

999
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:29,124
I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical

1000
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,707
and archaic to me.

1001
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,625
I mean, no offense, obviously.

1002
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:36,249
I think it would really benefit you.

1003
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,957
You mean, like, benefit everybody

1004
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,290
or, like, me specifically?

1005
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,875
You specifically.

1006
00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:43,333
Benji.

1007
00:39:43,916 --> 00:39:46,333
- Yo.
- Yo!

1008
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,916
I was thinking about what you said

1009
00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:52,124
on the train about
understanding suffering.

1010
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:55,207
- Mm-hmm.
- It really stirred me.

1011
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:57,124
Yo, seriously, Marcia?

1012
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,916
- Yeah.
- Dope.

1013
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:02,749
Last year, my daughter
married a very rich man.

1014
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,999
Oh, fuck.

1015
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,165
And she's incapable
of having a conversation

1016
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,249
with any depth anymore.

1017
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,332
Well, yeah, of course.

1018
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,708
Money is like fucking heroin
for boring people.

1019
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:12,832
Well, I don't know what that means,

1020
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:16,500
but it's just so easy
to float through life

1021
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,915
forgetting how lucky we are.

1022
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,790
Guys, uh, I'm eavesdropping.

1023
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,582
- Is that okay?
- 'Course, Eloge, come on in.

1024
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,290
I want to echo what Marcia was
saying, if that's all right?

1025
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,040
- Really? Really?
- Of course.

1026
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:30,124
I... I find myself constantly baffled

1027
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,957
by the way the world seems to carry on

1028
00:40:31,958 --> 00:40:34,374
like there aren't a million
reasons to be shocked.

1029
00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,874
- Oh. Exactly.
- To be, um... appalled.

1030
00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:38,624
Yeah. Fuckin' A. That's
exactly what I'm saying, man.

1031
00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,915
I don't know. I mean, if, like, we wept

1032
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,082
for every sad thing in the world,

1033
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,374
like, what would that accomplish?

1034
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:45,124
I don't know. Maybe sad shit
wouldn't constantly happen.

1035
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,207
Exactly.

1036
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:48,457
David, we numb ourselves

1037
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,915
to avoid thinking about our impact.

1038
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,165
Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse

1039
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,540
to enjoy the steak, as it were.

1040
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:55,999
Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy.

1041
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,290
No. And I get that. I get all that.

1042
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,624
It just seems like maybe there's, like,

1043
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,457
a time and a place to grieve,
and maybe it's not...

1044
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,540
- Yo, Dave.
- What?

1045
00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,040
We're on a fucking Holocaust tour.

1046
00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:06,208
If now is not the time and
place to grieve, to open up,

1047
00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,041
I don't know what to tell you, man.

1048
00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,333
Come on, then,
you lot. Stragglers.

1049
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,208
So, here we are

1050
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:17,499
at the famous Grodzka Gate

1051
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,374
or, as it was once called,
the Jewish Gate.

1052
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:22,790
On the other side of this threshold

1053
00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:24,790
was the Jewish Quarter, okay?

1054
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:26,332
Now, as we pass through,

1055
00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:27,874
I want you to try to imagine

1056
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:30,040
what life was like hundreds of years ago.

1057
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:33,415
Try to avoid conjuring images
of the horrors to come

1058
00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:36,166
and just picture a vibrant city.

1059
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,666
<i>The memories of Jewish life are here.</i>

1060
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:48,290
<i>But they're hidden around the city.</i>

1061
00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,082
<i>And the oldest surviving synagogue</i>

1062
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:52,458
<i>is on the second floor
of an office building.</i>

1063
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,125
<i>But there are little pieces
of history frozen.</i>

1064
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,875
<i>Peeking out, waiting for us.</i>

1065
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:03,166
<i>A former Yiddish theater.</i>

1066
00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:06,208
<i>A yeshiva.</i>

1067
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,541
<i>A Jewish-owned brewery.</i>

1068
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,750
<i>The Tarbut Hebrew School.</i>

1069
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:16,166
<i>The Community Council of Lublin.</i>

1070
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,875
<i>A tailor.</i>

1071
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,291
<i>A dry goods store.</i>

1072
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,583
<i>A bakery.</i>

1073
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,833
<i>A bookseller.</i>

1074
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,541
<i>A textile shop.</i>

1075
00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,290
So, there's some discrepancy

1076
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,749
about the founding of the cemetery,

1077
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,249
but most people have it pegged at 1541.

1078
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,624
-  Oh, wow. No.
-  Can you imagine?

1079
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,291
That's before the founding
of the United States.

1080
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,832
That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare.

1081
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,499
And the oldest headstone
in the whole of Poland

1082
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,374
is actually located right here

1083
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:01,915
- in the cemetery.
- Oh, yes. Kopelman.

1084
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:03,582
Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that?

1085
00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:05,999
I read about it this morning.
Don't be too impressed.

1086
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,124
What?

1087
00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:08,332
Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge.

1088
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,415
What's your problem now?

1089
00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,582
Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541.

1090
00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:11,665
- Who cares?
-  It's quite

1091
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,040
unassuming, isn't it, if you don't know

1092
00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:14,249
- what you're looking at?
-  Benji, what the fuck?

1093
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:16,040
-  It's just...
-  It's hard to know

1094
00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:17,832
whether the Jewish community
was drawn to Lublin

1095
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:18,915
because of these local virtues...

1096
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:19,999
Benji? Benji?

1097
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,749
- Um, yo, James?
- Oh, shit. Benji?

1098
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,249
- Hey, James. Hey, man.
- Benji, Benji, Benji.

1099
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,749
-  You all right, Benji?
- Hey, look, man,

1100
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:27,499
you're, like, completely
knowledgeable about this shit.

1101
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,999
And it's fuckin'... It's...
It's impressive, man.

1102
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,790
And we all know that now
and everything. But, like...

1103
00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:34,749
Like, these are real people,
James, you know?

1104
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:36,957
They're not your little
factoids lying under here,

1105
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,249
okay? They're not history lessons.

1106
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,332
-  Benji, Benji, okay.
- Just... Hey,

1107
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:40,415
maybe, like, take a seat.

1108
00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:41,582
Text your wife. Have a sit for a second.

1109
00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:42,832
Sorry if I said
something to upset you or...

1110
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:43,915
No. No, no, no. Look, look.

1111
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,082
You know your shit. Don't get me wrong.

1112
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,790
And, Eloge, you, like,
totally know your shit,

1113
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,082
but I think it's just
the constant barrage of stats.

1114
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,833
It's making this whole thing feel very

1115
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:52,583
cold, you know?

1116
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,290
Okay. Er...

1117
00:43:57,291 --> 00:44:00,999
I'm sorry. M-Maybe it's just
my British tone or something.

1118
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,540
- I'm just trying to be honest.
- Okay.

1119
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,082
If it helps to have feedback,
that's what I'm doing.

1120
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,165
-  Okay.
- And I just think

1121
00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:07,124
a major problem with your tour...

1122
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,415
-  Oh, my God.
-  If I can just...

1123
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:10,165
This is okay? This is a free space?

1124
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,499
Okay.

1125
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:13,290
I just think we've been,
like, completely cut off

1126
00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:15,374
from anything that's, like,
fucking...

1127
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,708
like, real, you know?

1128
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,874
It's all real, Benji.

1129
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,540
- Is it?
- I've only said real things.

1130
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,915
It's real? Then how come
I haven't met anyone

1131
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:23,457
- that's actually Polish?
- I've only said real things.

1132
00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:24,624
I haven't had any interaction

1133
00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:25,957
with somebody who's, like, from here.

1134
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,082
- You know what I mean?
- Benji, come on.

1135
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,499
We've just been going
from one touristy thing

1136
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,624
to another touristy thing to...

1137
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,540
-  you know?
- Yeah, no, but that sort of

1138
00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:32,832
is what a tour is, though, isn't it?

1139
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:34,249
Going from one touristy thing to another.

1140
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:36,249
That's kind of what
you signed up for, isn't it?

1141
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:37,833
Well, Dave signed up for the tour.

1142
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:40,874
All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry.

1143
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:43,665
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, man. And you know what?

1144
00:44:43,666 --> 00:44:46,415
Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour.

1145
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:47,499
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean it, man.

1146
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:48,790
Like, I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it.

1147
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:49,999
It's totally Dave's speed.

1148
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,249
But just, like, chill

1149
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,999
on the facts and figures
for just a little bit.

1150
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,583
I mean, would that be cool?

1151
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:58,499
No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah.

1152
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,457
- Let's tone it down.
- Great.

1153
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:02,708
Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking.

1154
00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,165
Erm...

1155
00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:08,125
Well, what I was gonna suggest
was we could put a rock on...

1156
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:12,875
er, Kopelman's headstone.

1157
00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:14,749
- Yeah.
-  Yeah?

1158
00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,040
- Fuckin' love that idea.
- No, I think

1159
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:17,790
- that's a good idea.
- Thanks, man.

1160
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:18,874
So can I call them over?

1161
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,082
Do whatever you want, man.
It's your tour, James.

1162
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,915
Okay, if everybody could just
come over here for a moment?

1163
00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:23,750
- Everybody? Marcia?
- Everyone look for stones.

1164
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,499
- Here we go. Look, here's one.
-  Yeah.

1165
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,000
- Yeah, no problem.
-  Erm...

1166
00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:31,332
- If I can just very quickly...
- Yeah.

1167
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:35,457
This is the oldest tombstone
in all of Poland.

1168
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:39,665
Erm, and it belongs to a man
called Jacob Kopelman Levi,

1169
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:43,166
who was a real human person who lived,

1170
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:46,375
er, in the real world. He was Polish.

1171
00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,540
Er, from Poland.

1172
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,624
And Benji and I were just discussing

1173
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,040
what might be nice to do,

1174
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:56,665
and we thought maybe we could
all put a stone on his grave.

1175
00:45:56,666 --> 00:46:00,165
Erm, various theories
about this Jewish tradition.

1176
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:03,208
But personally, I like to think it's just

1177
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:07,208
a simple warm gesture to say, er,

1178
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,541
"You're not forgotten."

1179
00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,291
That was beautiful, James. Thank you.

1180
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:18,749
Okay. Erm, so, let's do that,
shall we? Everyone?

1181
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:19,832
Should we try and find some nice stones?

1182
00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,082
-  Yeah. Yes.
-  Yeah, that was great.

1183
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,165
-  Good idea.
- Yeah.

1184
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,249
I'll go look for a stone.

1185
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,624
-  Great, great.
- I think that was

1186
00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:26,790
- a very lovely idea, Benji.
-  Oh, thanks, Marcia.

1187
00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:28,207
- Thank you.
-  Yeah. It was nice.

1188
00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:29,915
Yeah, we sorta cooked it up.

1189
00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:31,624
-  Let's find it.
-  Stone hunt.

1190
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,750
I'm gonna have the biggest stones.

1191
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,708
I want, like, a nice
flat one, that's like...

1192
00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:38,207
-  Sorry.
-  Ooh, here we go.

1193
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,582
-  It's fine.
-  Hey, Marcia.

1194
00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:40,999
Yeah.

1195
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,040
Okay. We all good with our stones?

1196
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:44,666
I'd like this one, please.

1197
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,540
My dad was everyone's favorite,

1198
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:24,124
but my dad's brother was the real brains

1199
00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:25,207
- of the family.
-  Yeah.

1200
00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,665
He got rejected
from medical school

1201
00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,332
because of quotas, you know,

1202
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,832
- with Jewish doctors.
-  Oh, right.

1203
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:31,082
And he... I'm sorry.

1204
00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:32,165
I'm just having a little trouble

1205
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:34,165
competing with <i>Hava Nagila.</i>

1206
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,249
I'm so sorry. Yeah.

1207
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,790
- Yeah.
- We come here every tour

1208
00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:38,165
and the food is wonderful,

1209
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,457
but the music can be
a little bit kitschy, so...

1210
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,750
Anti-Semitic pricks.

1211
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,707
Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic,

1212
00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:45,374
like, the owners are Jewish, but...

1213
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:48,125
Ugh. Sorry. Please continue, Marcia.

1214
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,957
Um, so my Uncle Sam
couldn't go to medical school,

1215
00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,790
so he became a pharmacist,

1216
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:56,957
and he ended up owning five... Five, yeah.

1217
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:58,874
Five pharmacies in
and around the Chicago area.

1218
00:47:58,875 --> 00:47:59,957
- Wow.
-  Like, he started

1219
00:47:59,958 --> 00:48:01,999
what we now think of as, like,
a modern-day drug store.

1220
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,082
-  Yeah.
-  Yeah. Exactly.

1221
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:04,415
- That's extraordinary.
- You know what I mean?

1222
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:05,582
Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over.

1223
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:07,749
Just as I'm done with
my story, which is my usual...

1224
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,499
That just speaks of the whole
immigrant experience,

1225
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,749
- don't you think?
-  Exactly.

1226
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,749
I can attest to that, absolutely.

1227
00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:15,499
Mark's great uncle
came off the boat from Poland,

1228
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,250
landed in Galveston for some
<i>fakakta</i> reason.

1229
00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:19,790
Jew in Texas.

1230
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,374
And he made money by taking the furniture

1231
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,082
the rich people threw out on the street,

1232
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,082
refurbishing it and reselling.

1233
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,749
-  Really?
- True story. Mm-hmm.

1234
00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,707
Apparently, he ended up selling some of it

1235
00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,457
back to the original owners.

1236
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,707
- No, he did not. Is that true?
-  Yes.

1237
00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:32,874
- Of course, he did.
- Great uncle.

1238
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:33,957
Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant.

1239
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,749
Rich people are fucking idiots.

1240
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,540
Uh, well, anyway, our grandmother.

1241
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,458
- Um, she was...
- Grandma Dory.

1242
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:44,082
Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory,

1243
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,832
whose house we're seeing on Thursday,

1244
00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:48,415
was also just this,
you know, amazing woman.

1245
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:50,125
She was just like one of these, like,

1246
00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:53,165
bygone realist types
that you don't see anymore.

1247
00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:55,582
You know, just like blunt and tough and...

1248
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,957
Um, I mean, to be honest,

1249
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,124
I was, like, scared shitless
my whole childhood of her.

1250
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,374
I was never scared of her.

1251
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:01,582
That is true. That is true.

1252
00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,915
No. She and Benji had some,
like, special secret language.

1253
00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:05,374
They always said exactly
what was on their minds.

1254
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,457
Didn't you?

1255
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:07,749
- Had no choice.
-  Yeah.

1256
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,749
And a similar story,
she survived the camps

1257
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,790
through, like, a thousand miracles,

1258
00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:12,874
and she made her way to New York,

1259
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,415
and she wanted to design dresses.

1260
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:15,832
But she couldn't afford fashion school,

1261
00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:17,999
so she got stuck working as a secretary.

1262
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,415
Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this."

1263
00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,290
And she ended up
taking over the whole company.

1264
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,749
- Wow.
-  Baller.

1265
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,290
Well, he's making it sound like

1266
00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,874
she led a junta or something. No.

1267
00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:27,540
No, she was just...
No, she was super smart.

1268
00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:29,332
It was a small commercial
real estate company.

1269
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,415
It was not, you know...

1270
00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:31,624
I used to speak to her every Thursday.

1271
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,707
-  Aw.
- Yeah.

1272
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,582
- Literally every Thursday.
- That is so nice, Benji.

1273
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:38,040
If I hear from my kids
once a month, it's a shock.

1274
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,790
Oh, Marcia. Fuck those guys.

1275
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:42,249
- Man, I wouldn't miss a week.
- Mm-hmm.

1276
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:43,500
She was tough on me.

1277
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,915
She was the only one
in the whole fuckin' family

1278
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:47,665
that would keep me honest.

1279
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,290
You know, everyone else just disappeared

1280
00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:50,916
when I needed them most.

1281
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:55,750
Yeah. But, um, you know,
Grandma never pitied herself.

1282
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,249
In fact, she always told me

1283
00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,832
she was grateful for her struggle.

1284
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,332
Well, that's just it. What she endured,

1285
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,499
that gave her hope, right?

1286
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,415
Yes. In fact, she used
to tell me that, like,

1287
00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,457
you know, uh, first-generation immigrants

1288
00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:07,707
work some, like, menial job.

1289
00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:09,957
You know, they drive cabs,
they deliver food.

1290
00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,707
Second generation, they go to good schools

1291
00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:12,790
and they become, like, you know,

1292
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,040
a doctor or lawyer or whatever.

1293
00:50:14,041 --> 00:50:15,874
And the third generation

1294
00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:17,165
lives in their mother's basement

1295
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:19,040
and smokes pot all day.

1296
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:20,250
I mean...

1297
00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:22,791
She said that?

1298
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,332
I think she was, like,
just speaking generally

1299
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:28,582
about, like, the immigrant experience.

1300
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:29,874
Because I lived in my mom's basement.

1301
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,165
She was just talking about immigrants.

1302
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:32,250
- Okay. Yeah.
- That's all.

1303
00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,124
I gotsta pee.

1304
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:46,499
Oh, yeah.

1305
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,958
When I go to the bathroom,
I'll get that. Don't worry.

1306
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,458
Pee-pee time.

1307
00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:58,500
I'm sorry about him.

1308
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,208
No, no.

1309
00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,207
What a troubled young man.

1310
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,165
He wants to be good.
You can see the spark.

1311
00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:05,707
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge.

1312
00:51:05,708 --> 00:51:07,832
Forgive me if I don't see
this magical spark.

1313
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:10,165
Mark, stop it. He's tormented
for whatever reason.

1314
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,332
- Okay. Okay.
-  He's funny

1315
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,874
and he's charming under all the <i>mishegoss.</i>

1316
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,165
I feel bad for him.

1317
00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:17,165
- Has he always been like this?
- Yeah.

1318
00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,874
I mean, he's always been,
like, up and down, you know?

1319
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,207
Like, he's sensitive and he, like,

1320
00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,915
sees people so clearly, you know?

1321
00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:22,999
But then you say the wrong thing

1322
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,666
and, like, something switches.

1323
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,582
Maybe it's not appropriate
to talk about him.

1324
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:28,040
No. What's not appropriate?

1325
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,333
You obviously got something
going on between you and...

1326
00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:33,832
Well, he's clearly in pain.

1327
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,874
Yeah, but isn't everyone
in pain in some way?

1328
00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,457
I mean, look at what happened
to our families.

1329
00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:39,874
Look at where we came from.

1330
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,957
I mean, who isn't...
You know, who isn't wrought?

1331
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:43,290
Well, you seem okay.

1332
00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:44,457
I'm not, though. I'm not.

1333
00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:47,082
I just, like, take a pill
for my fucking OCD, you know,

1334
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,832
and I jog and I meditate,

1335
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,582
and I go to work in the morning.

1336
00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:52,165
I, like, come home at the end of the day,

1337
00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,415
and I, like, move forward, you know,

1338
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,040
because I know
that my pain is unexceptional,

1339
00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:56,665
so I don't feel the need to, like,

1340
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,707
I don't know, burden everybody
with it, you know?

1341
00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:00,374
-  Yeah.
-  Mm-hmm.

1342
00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,874
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.

1343
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,124
No. It's all right, David.

1344
00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:04,332
-  It's okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm ranting.

1345
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,666
I'm just, like...

1346
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,291
I don't know. Um...

1347
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,582
Ooh.

1348
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,415
Sorry. I'm just, like,
so fucking exhausted

1349
00:52:13,416 --> 00:52:15,124
by him sometimes, you know,

1350
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,082
like, I...

1351
00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:18,915
I... I love him

1352
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:20,415
and I hate him

1353
00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:23,000
and I want to kill him.

1354
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,665
And I want to be him, you know?

1355
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,166
And I feel, like,

1356
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,707
so stupid around him, you know,

1357
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:31,915
because he is so fucking cool,

1358
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,415
and he just does not give a shit.

1359
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:34,500
And then...

1360
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:36,915
just, like, being here with him

1361
00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:39,374
is just so fucking baffling
to me, you know?

1362
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:41,499
It's just baffling 'cause it's, like,

1363
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,082
how did this guy come from the survivors

1364
00:52:44,083 --> 00:52:46,374
of this place, you know?

1365
00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:48,082
I mean that your uncle had to sell, like,

1366
00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,832
used furniture to rich assholes

1367
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,415
or, like, couldn't get
into medical school.

1368
00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:53,040
And that you survived, like,

1369
00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,874
the worst thing to happen on this planet

1370
00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:56,290
in the last 30 years.

1371
00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:59,707
And that our grandma survived
by a thousand miracles

1372
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:02,415
when the entire world was
trying to kill her, you know?

1373
00:53:02,416 --> 00:53:04,833
And I look at him

1374
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:07,916
and I just, like, wanna ask him...

1375
00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:11,957
I just wanna ask him, and I just can't.

1376
00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:13,582
Like...

1377
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:17,499
Like, how did the product
of a thousand fucking miracles

1378
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:20,500
overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills?

1379
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:23,541
What?

1380
00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:25,499
What did you say?

1381
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,875
Yeah, he tried to...

1382
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:30,666
Yeah. Sorry. I probably
shouldn't have said anything.

1383
00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:35,832
It's okay. Er, I'm sorry to hear that.

1384
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:38,290
I'm so sorry. That's...
That's very distressing.

1385
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:39,457
When did this happen?

1386
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:41,625
Like, six... six months ago.

1387
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:45,250
My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom,
found him on the couch.

1388
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:50,665
And I know he is so funny and so charming.

1389
00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:52,124
And you are all gonna walk away

1390
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:54,957
with this picture of this amazing man,

1391
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:57,250
which he totally is in so many ways.

1392
00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,875
But when I picture him,

1393
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:04,249
it is passed out on a ratty basement couch

1394
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,582
while I am in New York City

1395
00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:07,665
with my beautiful wife and adorable child,

1396
00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:09,625
and it just fucking kills me.

1397
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:15,708
Sorry.
I'm... I'm oversharing.

1398
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,291
Well, they're back again.

1399
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,790
It's him.

1400
00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,416
Did you know he plays the piano?

1401
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:43,166
We used to take lessons together.

1402
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:48,541
Excuse me.

1403
00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:25,332
<i>Aw, that's so nice, Benji.</i>

1404
00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,040
<i>That was wonderful, Benji.</i>

1405
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,625
Fuck.

1406
00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:34,915
Hi. Um, sorry to bother you.

1407
00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:36,249
Did you happen to see, like,

1408
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:38,790
my cousin come through or anything?

1409
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:39,915
He's, like, um...

1410
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:46,040
<i>Have been
forwarded to an automated</i>

1411
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:47,499
<i>voice messaging system.</i>

1412
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:48,582
<i>Boner.</i>

1413
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:50,124
<i>Is not available.</i>

1414
00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:51,249
<i>The mailbox is full</i>

1415
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,290
<i>and cannot accept
any messages at this time.</i>

1416
00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,375
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1417
00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:05,957
Hello?

1418
00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:07,040
<i>Dude, where the fuck are ya?</i>

1419
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:08,332
<i>We're all downstairs waiting for you, man.</i>

1420
00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:09,415
Oh, shit.

1421
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:10,874
<i>- Get your ass down here.</i>
- Fuck.

1422
00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:25,832
Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave.

1423
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,540
You sleep through your alarm or somethin'?

1424
00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,749
No. My phone died
because I didn't plug it in

1425
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,124
because I spent the night looking for you.

1426
00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:32,207
Where the fuck were you?

1427
00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:35,290
Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah.
You were fast asleep.

1428
00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:37,249
Yeah? Well, you scared
the shit out of me, Benji.

1429
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,957
Oh. Sorry, man.

1430
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:40,249
Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia.

1431
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:41,832
- Didn't wanna wake you.
-  Good morning, gang.

1432
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,082
<i>- Dzien Dobry.</i>
-  Mornin'.

1433
00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:44,165
You're all down so early. I love that.

1434
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:45,416
- Morning.
- Good morning.

1435
00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:47,582
Well, the van should be here.

1436
00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:50,958
It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay?

1437
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,457
Whatever.

1438
00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:04,000
Yeah. I think I was feeling okay until...

1439
00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:06,790
I don't like...

1440
00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:09,207
Okay. So, if I could just
get everyone's attention

1441
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,290
- just for a moment.
- James.

1442
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:12,374
Erm, I don't wanna state the obvious,

1443
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,250
but today is gonna be quite a taxing day.

1444
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:17,499
If you've never been to
a concentration camp before,

1445
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:19,583
it can be pretty overwhelming.

1446
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:22,165
We'll be there in, like,
literally two minutes.

1447
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,291
Okay? Thanks, everyone.

1448
00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:47,500
Everyone all right?

1449
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,124
So, the first thing you might notice

1450
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,624
is that Majdanek
is literally just two miles

1451
00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:55,166
from Lublin town square.

1452
00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,958
Can you imagine life continuing on,

1453
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,207
a bustling town center

1454
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,250
just two miles from these grounds?

1455
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,332
Before the Red Army got to Majdanek,

1456
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:12,374
the Nazis had actually moved
most of their prisoners

1457
00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:14,457
to other camps out west.

1458
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:17,207
And, in their haste, the SS
didn't destroy the evidence.

1459
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:18,999
So, unlike other camps,

1460
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,291
Majdanek is actually quite, erm,

1461
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,958
well-preserved,
for lack of a better phrase.

1462
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,332
So, before we head in,

1463
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:40,832
I might be a little bit sparser

1464
00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:43,041
with my information overload today.

1465
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,707
This is a sacred site

1466
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,332
where many thousands were murdered,

1467
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:49,249
and I think you'll find this place

1468
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,500
kinda speaks for itself.

1469
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:52,333
Okay?

1470
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:02,666
Hey.

1471
01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:04,875
Hey.

1472
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:10,750
These are the barracks.

1473
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,833
This is the men's bathhouse.

1474
01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:35,165
"He grabbed his whip

1475
01:00:35,166 --> 01:00:37,208
"and herded us towards the bathhouse.

1476
01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:40,457
"There, once our hair was cut and shaved

1477
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:41,875
"from our entire bodies,

1478
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:44,000
"we went into the next room."

1479
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,833
This is the gas chamber.

1480
01:01:29,041 --> 01:01:31,040
The blue stains on the walls are residue

1481
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:33,916
from the deadly gas, Zyklon B.

1482
01:01:43,041 --> 01:01:44,041
The ovens.

1483
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,708
Just hang here for a moment. Yeah?

1484
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:14,833
Okay. [exhales] Oh.

1485
01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,500
So, if we just gather here
for just a moment.

1486
01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:21,416
How are we all feeling?

1487
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:24,166
Mm... Not feeling so good.

1488
01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:26,499
Numb, maybe?

1489
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,915
Yeah. That's about right.

1490
01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:29,082
Eloge, how are you doing?

1491
01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:30,665
I know you don't have
the same advantage of

1492
01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:32,624
distance, so to speak.

1493
01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:36,290
Uh, I'm okay. I feel, um...

1494
01:03:36,291 --> 01:03:37,582
shaken.

1495
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:40,832
But, uh, I guess that's better
than feeling nothing.

1496
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:41,916
Yeah.

1497
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,457
Well, thank you all for sharing that

1498
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:46,249
with me and with each other.

1499
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:47,832
Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously

1500
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,749
we're leaving for Zamość quite soon.

1501
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:51,125
So just to change gears,

1502
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:53,040
we're losing the lads.

1503
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,457
-  Aw.
-  Very sad. Yep.

1504
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:56,832
The boys are staying here
for another night, and then

1505
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,457
finishing their pilgrimage
to see Grandma Dory's house.

1506
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,915
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm...

1507
01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:03,082
I'm gonna miss all you guys.

1508
01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,165
Like a weird, fucked-up family.

1509
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,749
- Can I just, uh...
- Yeah.

1510
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:10,332
-  Thanks, David.
- You are amazing.

1511
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,499
Thanks so much.

1512
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:13,290
Send me a photograph
of your grandma's house.

1513
01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:14,582
- I wanna see it, okay?
- Yeah. I'll do that.

1514
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:15,665
-  Okay.
- Thank you.

1515
01:04:15,666 --> 01:04:16,749
Have fun at Grandma's.

1516
01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:18,540
- Take care of yourself, honey.
- You too.

1517
01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:20,332
And take care of him 'cause he won't.

1518
01:04:20,333 --> 01:04:21,790
-  Okay.
- No, no, no, that's fine.

1519
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,457
- Take care of this guy.
-  Right.

1520
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:24,540
You're a good guy, Benji.

1521
01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:26,124
No. You are.

1522
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:28,082
- Do you mean that? Really?
- Yes, I do. <i>Lech leh-shalom.</i>

1523
01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:29,582
-  Thanks. Travel safe.
- Go in peace, my friend.

1524
01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,124
Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me.

1525
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:32,708
I'm gonna look up what that means.

1526
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,040
Take care. So good to do this.

1527
01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:37,291
So, Benji, erm, I just want to say,

1528
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,999
I've been doing this
for five and a half years.

1529
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,124
And I always say,

1530
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,999
"Please, just let me know
if I can do anything better."

1531
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,707
And you're the first person
ever to give me

1532
01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:47,082
actionable feedback, so...

1533
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:48,165
thank you so much for that, yeah.

1534
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:49,250
Get the fuck outta here. What did I say?

1535
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,165
What are you talking about?

1536
01:04:51,166 --> 01:04:52,957
You know, the stuff about engaging with

1537
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,665
Polish people
and the Polish culture and...

1538
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:56,749
Oh, man, that sounds great.

1539
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:57,832
You should fucking do that, man.

1540
01:04:57,833 --> 01:04:59,749
I know. And I resisted it on the day,

1541
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:01,499
but I can't stop thinking about it.

1542
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:04,874
And you've really reawakened
something in me, so...

1543
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:07,457
- Get the fuck outta here, man.
- You're a very honest man,

1544
01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:08,540
and that's rare.

1545
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:09,832
- And I appreciate it, so...
- Yeah. Oh, shut up.

1546
01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,333
- Come on. Like...
- Thanks so much. Thank you.

1547
01:05:12,666 --> 01:05:13,749
Okay.

1548
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,999
Sorry. I just wanted
to get that off my chest.

1549
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,083
Thanks, David.

1550
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,749
He's a nice guy.

1551
01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:39,665
- Did you?
- Yeah. Well, no.

1552
01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:41,165
I mean, that's absurd.

1553
01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:43,540
- Yeah. Yeah. What? What?
- Does this look good?

1554
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:44,624
What? Yeah. All right, let's go.

1555
01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:46,082
- How much is this?
<i>- Trzydzieści złotych.</i>

1556
01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:47,165
You don't need to get the hat.

1557
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:48,249
Do you want one too?

1558
01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:49,624
No. You look like the Ricola man.

1559
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:51,832
Do you want that? Uh, no, that's for you.

1560
01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:53,165
You get to keep it.

1561
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,249
- Okay. Benji.
- Yeah. I wouldn't know

1562
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,332
what to do with it.

1563
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,582
Can we get something to eat
that's, like, not pickled?

1564
01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:59,749
-  Pierogies?
- Anything that's not pierogies

1565
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,290
- and not pickled.
-  Sauerkraut?

1566
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,540
Sauerkraut is...
it's pickled and German.

1567
01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:05,999
...to go and grab kids' heads
in the audience and lick it.

1568
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,999
- God, that's so gross.
- Yeah! The Bushwhacker!

1569
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,500
Yes. I remember that. Yeah.

1570
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Hey, doggie.

1571
01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:17,832
- Yo, can I have a swig?
-  Oh, yeah.

1572
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,375
Have as much as you want.
We got the cheap shit.

1573
01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:23,915
All right. Check out this building.

1574
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:24,999
Yeah.

1575
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,416
Pretty tall. I got one last joint.

1576
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,541
How are we gonna get up?

1577
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:32,375
Shall we?

1578
01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:38,375
<i>- Cześć.
- Cześć.</i>

1579
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,375
Blork.

1580
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:52,332
<i>Jutro będzie padać.</i>

1581
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,666
Mm. Mm-hmm.

1582
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,041
- All right.
- Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.

1583
01:07:06,916 --> 01:07:08,040
Shit.
You know what I think that is?

1584
01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:09,790
-  Hmm. What?
- Look way down there.

1585
01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:10,957
You see those, like, three lights?

1586
01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:12,040
-  What?
- One, two, three.

1587
01:07:12,041 --> 01:07:13,457
-  Oh, shit.
- I think it's the camp.

1588
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,999
-  Yeah.
-  Yeah.

1589
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,333
Really is so close.

1590
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,082
Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing

1591
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,583
when you get back to Binghamton?

1592
01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,415
What do you mean?

1593
01:07:26,416 --> 01:07:28,083
I mean, like, what's...
Like, what's your plan?

1594
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:30,749
Dude, give me that

1595
01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:31,999
if you're just gonna fucking stare at it.

1596
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,165
- Oh, sorry.
- It's my last one.

1597
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,332
- Sorry, man.
- All right.

1598
01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:35,416
Sorry about that.

1599
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:38,040
Yeah, well, when I get back,
it's gonna be pretty busy.

1600
01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:39,124
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1601
01:07:39,125 --> 01:07:40,207
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

1602
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,040
My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house,

1603
01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:43,582
and I'm probably gonna
help him out with that.

1604
01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:45,124
He's got a shit ton of adobe.

1605
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:46,707
Has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

1606
01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,583
-  Really?
- Yeah.

1607
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,332
- Gonna be good, though.
- Yeah.

1608
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,125
Be pretty sweet
when he's finished. You know?

1609
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,790
Keeps moisture out better

1610
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:56,540
than that plastic toxic shit they use

1611
01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:58,207
on all those bullshit
suburban houses, you know?

1612
01:07:58,208 --> 01:07:59,290
Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

1613
01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:01,000
Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad.

1614
01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:05,333
Well, that's, like, Tim's house.

1615
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,708
- So?
- So...

1616
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,666
what are you gonna do?

1617
01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:11,457
Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that?

1618
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,540
I wanna make sure you're good

1619
01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:14,250
and that you have, like, a plan.

1620
01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:16,332
Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned.

1621
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,415
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah. No. Mm-mm.

1622
01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:18,624
- Here, take this.
- No. It's all right.

1623
01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,666
- I can't be trusted.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1624
01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,750
And, like, what are you gonna
do when you go home?

1625
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:28,082
I don't know. Go back to, like,

1626
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:30,249
my job and my family, the usual.

1627
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:32,500
Great. I look forward to
speaking to you in six months.

1628
01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:34,790
What does that mean?

1629
01:08:34,791 --> 01:08:35,957
- You know what it means, man.
- Do I?

1630
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:37,249
I don't really wanna start anything.

1631
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,625
Okay, good. Then don't.

1632
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:42,707
You used to be fucking different, man.

1633
01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:44,332
You used to be so emotional.

1634
01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:46,499
You used to fucking cry
about everything, man. Like...

1635
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,874
Yeah, I know. It was awful.

1636
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,500
Who the fuck wants
to cry about everything?

1637
01:08:50,041 --> 01:08:51,374
Dave, man, you're not fucking
listenin' to me, man.

1638
01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,124
I'm saying that we used to be different.

1639
01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:54,499
- Like, "we."
- Yeah. Benji, I have, like,

1640
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:56,499
- a job and a family.
- Mm. I know.

1641
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,749
And I don't have time to
hang out with you all night,

1642
01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:00,374
- every night, okay?
- I don't fucking want that.

1643
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:02,457
Yes, you do. You're, like,
an all-encompassing person.

1644
01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:03,540
I don't think you realize that.

1645
01:09:03,541 --> 01:09:04,624
Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...

1646
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:05,707
I don't think you realize that.

1647
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:06,957
Man, you, like, literally never visit me.

1648
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,749
What, in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton?

1649
01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:09,874
Yeah, man, that's where I live.

1650
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:11,999
Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay?
And I live in New York City.

1651
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,499
Isn't it easier
for you to come down to me?

1652
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,499
Easier? It's the same
fucking distance, Dave.

1653
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,624
Yeah, but it's New York City, man.

1654
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:17,999
It's, like, the more logical
place to visit

1655
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,082
than fucking Binghamton,

1656
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:20,415
- all due respect.
- What's wrong with Binghamton?

1657
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:21,499
Nothing is wrong with Binghamton.

1658
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,165
You are, like, purposefully
making me look like an asshole

1659
01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:24,499
- for questioning it.
- Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude.

1660
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,583
Yo, you fuck off.

1661
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,957
Why don't you give a shit
about me anymore?

1662
01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,958
I do give a shit about you.

1663
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,000
I just don't understand

1664
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:33,999
how you would ever do

1665
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,666
anything so fucking stupid to yourself.

1666
01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,540
Dave, man.

1667
01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:38,625
Benji.

1668
01:09:41,541 --> 01:09:42,790
I, like... I walk around with, like,

1669
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:45,040
this terrible fucking image
of you in my head,

1670
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,124
- okay?
- Mm-hmm.

1671
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:47,375
And, yeah, I don't...

1672
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,875
Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay?

1673
01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:53,416
Do you see how people love you?

1674
01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:57,541
Do you see what happens
when you walk into a room?

1675
01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:04,250
I would give anything to know
what that feels like... man.

1676
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:10,833
To know what it feels like to have charm.

1677
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,166
To light up a room when I walk in.

1678
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,915
But you light up a room
and then you, like,

1679
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:19,540
shit on everything inside of it.

1680
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,290
All right. You can go.

1681
01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:08,375
Thanks.

1682
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,083
Taxi's here.

1683
01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:11,750
Let me see.

1684
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,749
See a 25 anywhere?

1685
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:18,540
No, I don't see any numbers
anywhere. Wait.

1686
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:19,707
Me neither.

1687
01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:22,125
Okay, wait. I think it should
be around this way.

1688
01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:26,790
"Mag-is-trate."
What do you think that means?

1689
01:12:26,791 --> 01:12:28,541
-  Probably magistrate.
-  Oh.

1690
01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:29,958
I think so.

1691
01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:33,041
Is this like a real street or...

1692
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:35,250
Twenty-eight.

1693
01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:37,666
I think it's this.

1694
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:40,625
-  Here?
-  Yeah.

1695
01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:56,208
Twenty-five.

1696
01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,666
Oh, my God.

1697
01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,250
Whoa. Is that possible?

1698
01:13:05,791 --> 01:13:08,915
It's so... unremarkable.

1699
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:11,791
Yeah. I guess I don't know
what I pictured.

1700
01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:13,916
Yeah. Me neither.

1701
01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:27,708
You know she slapped me once, right?

1702
01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:29,624
What?

1703
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,624
Yeah. Grandma slapped me.

1704
01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:33,415
- Shit. Really?
- Yeah.

1705
01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:35,499
I was late to meet her for dinner.

1706
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,540
- Just, like, 15 minutes.
- Yeah.

1707
01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:38,749
Also, I was pretty high.

1708
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:40,790
It was at that Hudson
restaurant on Third Avenue.

1709
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,540
You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill.

1710
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:44,124
Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt?

1711
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,207
The fuck, yeah, it hurt.

1712
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,290
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1713
01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:47,708
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1714
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:52,040
I was, like, elated for
a full 24 hours after that.

1715
01:13:52,041 --> 01:13:54,374
- Really? Why?
- I don't know why.

1716
01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:56,499
I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant

1717
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,874
she went to every week.
Everyone knew her there.

1718
01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:00,499
She dressed up all formal for it

1719
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,165
like it was some
big fucking occasion, and...

1720
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:03,707
- Yeah.
- I don't know.

1721
01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:05,165
I guess the fact that
she cared more about me

1722
01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,874
than what the people
at the restaurant thought?

1723
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,207
I don't know.

1724
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,625
Made me feel good.

1725
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,500
Hey.

1726
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,749
I got an idea.

1727
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,957
Hmm. What?

1728
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:18,957
Let's put a stone on the stoop.

1729
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,040
What do you mean?

1730
01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:21,874
I mean, let's find a little stone

1731
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,832
and put it on the stoop
to say that we were here.

1732
01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:25,665
That she's not, you know, forgotten.

1733
01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,665
- She's not buried here.
- Yeah, I know.

1734
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:30,290
But this is the last place
she was in Poland.

1735
01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:31,916
It's the last place any of us were.

1736
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:35,749
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.

1737
01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:37,041
- It's a good idea.
- Okay.

1738
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,207
Yeah. Not this. No.

1739
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:41,291
No, no.

1740
01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:44,582
- One, two.
- Yeah?

1741
01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:45,790
Yeah, I found two.

1742
01:14:45,791 --> 01:14:47,374
- Do you want one?
- Yeah.

1743
01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:48,458
Thanks.

1744
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:50,250
Uh, yeah.

1745
01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,250
<i>Hej!</i>

1746
01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:08,040
<i>- Zabierzcie te kamienie.</i>
-  Oh.

1747
01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:09,832
<i>Co wy tam robicie?
Przecież tam mieszkają ludzie.</i>

1748
01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:12,374
Hi. Sorry, we're Americans.

1749
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,040
English? Do you speak English?

1750
01:15:14,041 --> 01:15:16,500
<i>Mówię, że mieszkają ludzie
i trzeba to zabrać.</i>

1751
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:19,083
Sorry. I don't... know.

1752
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:22,665
-  I guess that's it.
-  Yeah.

1753
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,999
I feel like such an asshole saying,

1754
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,332
"Americans, Americans."

1755
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:26,415
That's what we are.

1756
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:27,707
Do you think he's mad about this?

1757
01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:28,790
Maybe he's offering us breakfast.

1758
01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:29,874
- I don't fucking know.
- You're right.

1759
01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:30,957
He could be offering breakfast.

1760
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:32,040
It could just be that. "So come up here,

1761
01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:33,124
"have some fucking cakes."

1762
01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:34,707
"Have some delicious... black pudding."

1763
01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:35,916
Oh, there's more.

1764
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,333
- Hello.
<i>- Niech sprzątną.</i>

1765
01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:40,291
Okay, uh,

1766
01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:41,999
do you speak English?

1767
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,165
- Yes. Yeah.
- A little.

1768
01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:45,207
Well, hi.
Sorry, what's the problem?

1769
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,165
Uh, my father said that you placed rocks,

1770
01:15:48,166 --> 01:15:49,540
uh, on the door?

1771
01:15:49,541 --> 01:15:51,374
Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here,

1772
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:53,416
and she just died.

1773
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,665
Oh.

1774
01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:57,207
Sorry for your loss.

1775
01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:58,665
Oh. Thanks, man.

1776
01:15:58,666 --> 01:16:02,582
So why did you put rocks
in front of the door?

1777
01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:04,999
It's like a tradition.
It's like a Jewish tradition.

1778
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,790
Like, when you visit somebody's grave,

1779
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,332
you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it

1780
01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,249
to show that you were, you know, there.

1781
01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:12,874
Yeah, but she's not buried
under the door, right?

1782
01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:14,332
No, no, no. We just kind of

1783
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:16,207
did it as, like, a sentimental thing.

1784
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:17,624
Like, as a, you know, a gesture.

1785
01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:18,707
Okay. Yeah.

1786
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,374
- Just a gesture. Yeah?
- Yeah.

1787
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:21,624
Okay. Senti... Okay.

1788
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:24,290
I understand. So, this is sweet, I think.

1789
01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,832
-  Thank you.
- Thanks.

1790
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,500
Wait a moment. Uh...

1791
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:31,915
<i>Oni mówią, że
to jest ich żydowska tradycja,</i>

1792
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:34,332
<i>żeby położyć kamień jakby na grobie.</i>

1793
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:37,666
<i>No ale tu nie ma grobu,
ale ich babcia tu mieszkała.</i>

1794
01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:42,375
<i>No dobrze...
A teraz mieszka ta stara...</i>

1795
01:16:42,916 --> 01:16:44,000
<i>Niech zabiorą.</i>

1796
01:16:45,958 --> 01:16:47,499
Okay, guys. Um...

1797
01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:50,415
I'm sorry, but, um,
I understand your situation.

1798
01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:52,708
But my father said that it is, uh,

1799
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:56,291
a hazard to leave the stones.

1800
01:16:56,791 --> 01:16:57,790
Okay.

1801
01:16:57,791 --> 01:16:59,582
You know, an older woman lives there now,

1802
01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:01,832
- so she could trip or...
-  Right.

1803
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:03,082
- Okay.
- Understood.

1804
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,915
- So, we must, you know...
-  No, I got it.

1805
01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:07,000
You got it. Sorry. Yeah.

1806
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,750
There you are.

1807
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,166
All right.

1808
01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,207
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1809
01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:23,290
<i>in about a half an hour,</i>

1810
01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:25,415
<i>we will begin our descent to New York.</i>

1811
01:18:25,416 --> 01:18:27,082
<i>We caught a lucky break there.</i>

1812
01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:29,457
<i>We're gonna get you to your
gate about 15 minutes ahead.</i>

1813
01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,624
<i>Due to construction,</i>

1814
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:32,957
<i>the gate assignment may have changed.</i>

1815
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:34,749
<i>Please check your boarding pass</i>

1816
01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:36,707
<i>for possible gate changes.</i>

1817
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:39,250
<i>We appreciate your patience and thank you.</i>

1818
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:42,790
Hey, I was thinking,

1819
01:18:42,791 --> 01:18:44,540
why don't we, like,
grab a cab back to the city

1820
01:18:44,541 --> 01:18:46,707
and you could come over for dinner?

1821
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:47,790
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1822
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:49,332
I mean, I know Priya
would love to see you,

1823
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,582
and Abe would, you know, love to tell you

1824
01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:53,415
every fact about the Statue of Liberty.

1825
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,874
Uh...

1826
01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,291
- It's tempting.
- Yo, come on.

1827
01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:00,415
Um...

1828
01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:01,915
Nah, that's okay, man.

1829
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,165
- Really?
- Yeah.

1830
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:04,332
All right. Well, at least, I don't know,

1831
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,790
let's grab a cab back to the city

1832
01:19:05,791 --> 01:19:07,290
and I can drop you off at Penn Station

1833
01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:08,957
for your train upstate.

1834
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:10,082
Um...

1835
01:19:10,083 --> 01:19:11,374
You know what? I think I'm probably

1836
01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,833
just gonna kick it here
for a little while.

1837
01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:16,416
At the airport?

1838
01:19:17,041 --> 01:19:18,624
Yeah. Kinda like it here.

1839
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,207
You meet the craziest people, man.

1840
01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,291
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

1841
01:19:24,791 --> 01:19:26,165
- Shit.
- What the flying fuck, man?

1842
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:27,457
- I'm so sorry. Fuck.
- Why would you do that?

1843
01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:28,874
Because Grandma, the restaurant. You said

1844
01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:30,457
it was, like, the best thing
that ever happened to you.

1845
01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:31,790
Yeah, but that was
different, man. I was 18.

1846
01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:32,874
- I needed direction.
- No, I know.

1847
01:19:32,875 --> 01:19:34,082
That makes sense. I am so sorry.

1848
01:19:34,083 --> 01:19:35,540
- This is just violence.
- I know, I know.

1849
01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:36,665
I thought it would, you know, enliven...

1850
01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:37,749
- I don't know.
- It's okay.

1851
01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:39,290
Are you okay?
Can I see? You're, like, red.

1852
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,957
Yeah. Because you fuckin'
slapped me in the face.

1853
01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:42,040
Sorry.

1854
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:43,749
- Do I get one now?
- No.

1855
01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:48,916
I'm sorry, man.

1856
01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:50,875
Come here.

1857
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,124
I love you, guy.

1858
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,375
Love you too.

1859
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,250
I'm gonna be fine.

1860
01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:04,958
You know that?

1861
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:07,875
-  You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

1862
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,957
Sorry.

1863
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:13,666
- You weren't done.
-  Mm-mm.

1864
01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:18,874
All right.

1865
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:20,208
I'll see you around, cuz. Okay?

1866
01:20:20,791 --> 01:20:21,875
I'll see you.

1867
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:15,000
Hello? Guys?

1868
01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:17,582
- Hello? I'm...
-  Hi.

1869
01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:18,832
- Hi, hi, hi.
- You're back,

1870
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,082
- you're back, you're back.
- Come here.

1871
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,249
Mwah! Oh, hi, babe.

1872
01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:23,624
-  Hey.
- Hi, sweetness.

1873
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:24,708
Love you, love you, love you.

1874
01:23:52,791 --> 01:23:57,916
<i>♪ Mm ♪</i>

1875
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:03,749
<i>♪ Mm ♪</i>

1876
01:24:03,750 --> 01:24:06,915
<i>♪ All I need from you ♪</i>

1877
01:24:06,916 --> 01:24:12,415
<i>♪ Is a good conversation ♪</i>

1878
01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:15,374
<i>♪ Conversation ♪</i>

1879
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:18,790
<i>♪ 'Cause it gives me ♪</i>

1880
01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:24,165
<i>♪ Sweet inspiration ♪</i>

1881
01:24:24,166 --> 01:24:26,832
<i>♪ Inspiration ♪</i>

1882
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:29,249
<i>♪ And to tell you ♪</i>

1883
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:34,665
<i>♪ I never felt this way before ♪</i>

1884
01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:41,499
<i>♪ I know there is some way today ♪</i>

1885
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:45,665
<i>- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Mm ♪</i>

1886
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:48,707
<i>♪ Love your brothers, my friend ♪</i>

1887
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:50,165
<i>♪ Love your sisters ♪</i>

1888
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:51,707
<i>♪ Love your brothers ♪</i>

1889
01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:54,540
<i>♪ Love your brothers, my friend ♪</i>

1890
01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:56,374
<i>- ♪ Sister, brother ♪
- ♪ Love your sisters ♪</i>

1891
01:24:56,375 --> 01:25:00,790
<i>♪ And to tell you, I must admit ♪</i>

1892
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:07,749
<i>♪ You've got me thinking ♪</i>

1893
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:11,165
<i>♪ There were times I thought ♪</i>

1894
01:25:11,166 --> 01:25:16,582
<i>♪ That I was sinking ♪</i>

1895
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:19,332
<i>♪ I was sinking ♪</i>

1896
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,957
<i>♪ But I'll always ♪</i>

1897
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:28,165
<i>♪ Want to be in that position where I ♪</i>

1898
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:34,000
<i>♪ Where I can see more clearly ♪</i>

1899
01:25:34,958 --> 01:25:39,666
<i>♪ Mm, where I can see more clearly ♪</i>

1900
01:25:40,416 --> 01:25:44,250
<i>♪ Mm ♪</i>

1901
01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:57,499
<i>♪ Now I must admit ♪</i>

1902
01:25:57,500 --> 01:26:02,749
<i>♪ That you've got me thinking ♪</i>

1903
01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:05,915
<i>♪ You've got me thinking ♪</i>

1904
01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:09,165
<i>♪ There were times I thought ♪</i>

1905
01:26:09,166 --> 01:26:14,707
<i>♪ That I was sinking ♪</i>

1906
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:17,499
<i>♪ I was sinking ♪</i>

1907
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:21,124
<i>♪ But I'll always ♪</i>

1908
01:26:21,125 --> 01:26:26,207
<i>♪ Want to be in that position where I ♪</i>

1909
01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:33,291
<i>♪ Where I can see more clearly ♪</i>

1910
01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:40,958
<i>♪ Clearly ♪</i>

1911
01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:44,957
<i>♪ Love your brothers, my friend ♪</i>

1912
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,874
<i>- ♪ Love your sisters ♪
- ♪ Love your brothers ♪</i>

1913
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:50,790
<i>♪ Love your brothers, my friend ♪</i>

1914
01:26:50,791 --> 01:26:53,875
<i>- ♪ Love your sisters ♪
- ♪ Sister, sister, sister ♪</i>