Oh, yes.
You got donuts.
I already ate all the Boston cream.
Kyle?
This place gives me the creeps.
Relax. That pops a glass of mood in 50 years.
Is that normal?
No.
Someone's hacking the system.
What?
The containment tank is destabilizing.
He's waking up.
We need more guys.
That is all the guys.
Wait a second.
I thought we were going tubing.
Hold on, hold on. Is this a race?
You're going down.
It is my destiny to claim the throne of family champion, Hedgehog.
Cute.
Are you sure you want to challenge the fastest creature in the universe?
I mean, that's kind of my whole brand.
Okay, Tommy Matty, count us down.
Right.
Don't worry, little sibling rivalry is healthy.
Me and my brothers used to do this kind of thing all the time.
Tom, your brothers are lunatics,
and neither of them were born with the power to trigger
a global cataclysmic event in their zone.
That's a fair point. Do you hear that, boys?
No cataclysmic events, okay? Let's keep this cataclysmic list.
Tentacle! Understood, Lord of the Donuts.
Then on your marks, get set, go!
And the way out in front, to the surprise of absolutely no one.
It's the blue blur, the red-shoe rocket, the one, the only...
Come on, Sonic! Catch up!
What, you don't what now?
I am also defeating you, Hedgehog.
Seriously? All right, you know what?
Time to light the afterburners.
Look, it's a bird. It's a plane. It's Air Hedgehog.
Thunder, high, red, the wood
From the area of the sky
The forest in its place tonight
Open somebody's eye
Focusing hair on its fly
It's not in line! It has! I did it! I...
Lost? How is that even possible? I do not lose.
I am also defeating you, Hedgehog.
Okay, okay. I get it, man. I don't need to rub it in.
Come on, Sonic! Catch up! Yeah!
Wait. What's going on?
Why are you guys acting like...
Holograms?
Which means I remain the undefeated speed champion of all time!
Yes! And the crowd goes wild!
But also, what's going on?
Surprise!
But wait a second. You guys, what is all this?
Happy Bea Arthur Day?
Oh, it's Happy Bea Earth Day.
Today's the anniversary of the day you came to Earth, bud.
It's Earth Day, birthday.
So the race was just a distraction,
which I totally didn't fall for, by the way.
Good try, though. So you could throw a party for me?
Today we honor you, Hedgehog.
If it wasn't for you, none of us would be here right now.
The boys are right, bud.
You know, the day you came to this planet is the day all our lives changed forever.
And we became a family.
But you guys, I don't... I don't know what to say.
Except... let's party!
Yeah!
It's now on to the breakup door!
Thanks for the surprise party.
It really means a lot to me.
Yeah, you deserve it, pal.
No way! Is that...
What? Dude...
You just for once walk at my speed.
Whoa!
Sonic!
This is your... Yep.
My old cave.
Oh, man.
I can't believe this is where you lived all those years.
Hey, hey!
My state-of-the-art security system!
Whoa!
It still works!
Hey, bud.
What's this?
Wow.
You know, I drew that on my first night on Earth.
I wanted to remember where I came from.
I still miss her.
You think Longclaw would be proud of me?
I know she would, pal.
Because even though you lost her at such a young age,
you didn't let your pain change who you are...
in here.
Yeah. In my lungs.
Or your heart.
Heart, right. Yeah, makes more sense. Not long's heart.
That's the thing about life, Sonic. It's all about the choices we make.
You're gonna make some good ones, and knowing you, you're gonna make some bad ones.
But...
as long as you remember to listen to your heart,
you're gonna make the right choice when it matters the most.
Thanks. I don't know what I'd do without you.
It'd probably be a totally different hedgehog.
2024?
I've been trapped for 50 years?
Why won't you leave me alone?
Take him down!
I have dishonored my marshmallow.
It's really just a question of temperature and distance.
It's not a competition.
This is so nice.
Peace.
Quiet.
Finally.
Hey! We're trying to have a family movement down here!
What did we do?
What did they do?
What did you do?
I don't know. I do a lot of stuff.
Mr. and Mrs. Wolkowski?
Aliens.
Aliens? Excuse me?
It's not like we're from different planets.
Oh, yeah, we are. I guess we are aliens.
Please continue.
I'm Director Rockwell.
There is a very dangerous situation unfolding right now in Tokyo.
Commander Walters is requesting Team Sonic's immediate assistance.
Team Sonic? Who picked that name?
I love it. 10 out of 10. No notes.
Tom and Maddie, put the s'mores on ice, because Team Sonic is off to save the day!
Remember! Make good choices!
Good evening, and welcome to Tails Air Flight 1012.
We're looking at an on-time arrival into Tokyo.
Okay, Captain. We got a rogue alien on the loose. How do we find him?
Uh, start with a giant fireball?
I love it. Let's start with a giant fireball.
Finally, some action.
Okay. Time to gear up.
Titanian handcuffs. Completely indestructible.
I don't need your silly gizmos, Fox. And you
know why? Because I am 1 million percent muscle.
Yes, good. You've been listening.
We're over the drop zone.
All right, here we go. Showtime!
Now, look, we don't know if it's Godzilla or Hello Kitty down there, but as long as
we stick together, there is nothing we can't handle.
Team Sonic on three. One, two, three.
Team Knuckles!
Yeah.
Talk about low-budget flights. No food or movies? We're out of here.
What happened here?
Looks like Dunn got their butts kicked. Keep your eyes open. Tails? Anything?
Whoa. These energy readings are off the chart.
Look out!
One million percent.
Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?
He looks just like you.
Impossible! You're a colorful bunch.
Um, excuse me. Why do you look like me?
I don't look like you. You look like me. Why do you look like me?
Hey, you know what? I'll ask the questions, new hedgehog.
Who are you? Why do you look like me?
This is a waste of time. Walk away. Before you get hurt.
Whoa, whoa. Easy, buddy.
We don't want to fight you.
Actually, Sonic, I would like to fight.
Not now. Why don't you stop throwing cars at
us for a second and come down here to talk?
You jumped out of a gun helicopter. There's nothing to talk about.
All right, then. Enough!
Knuckles, no! Let us talk, River! Fists!
Knuckles!
Knuckles, Knuckles, you okay?
No, not really.
Who is this guy?
He is much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.
Dude, I'm standing right here. Now, come on. You can't take us all at once.
Ow!
Okay. He took us all at once.
Weakling.
Don't try to follow me.
Sonic, I know that look. Going after him is a bad idea.
When is that ever stopping?
I gotta ask. One hedgehog to another. Who does your highlights?
Hmm.
Hey! D The more you talk, the harder I want to hit you.
Watch out!
I'm gonna throw up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1.21 gigawatts.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Sonic, are you OK?
I'm fine, guys.
And before you ask, I handcuffed myself
for tactical reasons that I do not have time to explain.
You shouldn't have gone off on your own.
We're supposed to be a team.
Sorry, buddy.
Still working on this teamwork thing.
So now what?
Well, I'm not jumping out of any more helicopters
until we get some answers from Gunn.
We need somewhere to regroup.
I know just the place.
Hey, jeez.
Ah!
It's your ambush.
You'll never take us alive, foul beast.
Calm down, Knuckles.
This is a chow garden, one of the top 10 must-see spots
in all of Tokyo.
It's a perfect place for us to blend in.
Are you Detective Pikachu?
Yes, he is.
He does look like a Pokemon.
Pika Pika.
Commander Walters.
Sonic, thank god you're all OK.
I'm sure you have questions.
Just a big ticked off red and black one?
Who was that guy?
Shadow's story began a lot like your Sonic.
But where you found family and friends on this planet,
Shadow found only pain and loss.
It begins over 50 years ago, with a meteor crash
in a quiet corner of Oklahoma.
The meteorite contained a life form, the ultimate life form.
Shadow's power, his chaos energy,
went far beyond any living creature.
The scientists who discovered and believed this power
would usher in a new era for humanity.
But Shadow's power proved too dangerous.
A terrible accident destroyed the lab,
taking human lives with it.
The project leader was blamed for the incident and imprisoned.
With the program canceled, Shadow was a loose end
no one knew how to deal with.
Too dangerous to be walking free, too valuable to destroy.
So I had him placed into stasis.
Indefinitely.
Wait a second.
If Shadow's been on ice for 50 years,
someone had to help him escape.
True, but there's only a few people in the world who even
know of Shadow's existence.
Get down.
Egg drones?
But Robotnik is supposed to be dead.
Konichi what?
I'm sorry.
We already had our big motorcycle
chase for the evening.
Commander Walters.
Commander Walters, are you OK?
Sonic, take this.
What is it?
A key to the most powerful weapon
a gun has ever built.
You're the only one I trust to keep it safe.
Commander Walters.
Get back out.
Get back.
Secure the perimeter.
Medevac is on groups.
This launch key is missing.
I knew they couldn't be trusted.
Why are we running from gun?
Aren't we on the same team?
Until we get more information, we're not trusting anyone.
Follow me.
Oh.
Hold it right there, Tokyo Drift.
Who are you?
It's the goat milker.
Relax.
I'm not here to fight.
Then why are you here?
And why did you free Shadow?
You kidding?
The last thing we want is more super powered hedgehogs
running around.
The doctor had nothing to do with it.
And I can prove it.
Please.
Join me in the crab.
And now back to la ultima bassion.
I have fallen in love with another.
But, oh, Gabriela, tell me.
Oh.
My twin brother, Pablo?
Pablo.
No!
Let that be a lesson to you, Juan.
Family is a field of emotional claymores
that leave you abandoned, betrayed, and weeping
while you eat cake, which creates
copious amounts of adipose tissue,
and what some calloused individuals refer to as man boobs.
Ha.
Doctor, we are visitors.
Really?
I thought I was having an anthropomorphic nightmare.
We're the only person I could trust in the world showed up
with all my worst enemies while I was in a bathroom.
Playing congas on my big fat belly.
Sorry, sir.
I don't believe it.
Eggman's alive.
And he's never looked worse.
Well, maybe this is what not giving a damn what you think
I look like looks like.
Sir, right now we have an even bigger problem.
Oh, come on.
There's an imposter out there using your technology.
Imposter?
That's imposter?
What?
No, my sweet mechanized spawn.
Whoever this party pooping posse is looking for
has stolen my persona and the precious babies from my egg sack.
Well, I'll soon egg sack my revenge.
You see what I did there?
It's time for the dramatic soap opera twist,
where this Pablo reveals his wand.
I Cross-referencing the scyced coordinates
of each drone's energy spikes.
I can track my babies to the imposter's base of operations
right about there.
Sonic, I hate to say it, but I think we're
both after the same person.
Hold on, hold on.
You're not suggesting we team up with Dr. Robot Stink, are you?
Perhaps the fox is right.
It could be our only chance to find this mysterious, more
impressive hedgehog.
All right, egghead.
I hate to say it, but it looks like we're partners.
On one condition.
Dude, you have serious issues.
Ow.
What?
Do this!
Tinker Taylor, I need room.
Think Elvis circa 1976.
But, sir, I don't have the proper materials.
Found some.
Resourceful.
Hey, this is a restricted area.
That's OK.
She's the professor's granddaughter.
He takes her everywhere.
Welcome to the lab, Maria.
I'm Captain Walters.
Oh, do you know where my room is?
Yeah, down the hall and to the right.
Make yourself at home.
But let's lose the skates.
OK, kiddo.
OK.
Well, it's all right.
Riding around in the breeze, well, it's all right.
If you live the life you please, well, it's all right.
Doing the best you can, well, it's all right.
As long as you lend a hand.
Maybe somewhere down the road away.
You'll think of me and wonder where I am these days.
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays.
Purple haze.
Well, it's all right.
Even when push comes to shove.
Well, it's all right.
If you've got someone to love.
Well, it's all right.
Even when I work out fine.
Well, it's all right.
We're going to the end of the night.
Wow.
Look at all those stars.
They're like diamonds.
My grandfather says it can take hundreds of years
for the light of a star to reach Earth.
And by the time we see it, the star
might not even exist anymore.
Isn't that crazy?
A light shines even though the star is gone.
Yeah, it does.
No wonder which one you came from, Shadow.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about my home.
This is your home, Shadow.
Earth.
Maria, do you think I'm dangerous?
What are you talking about?
The way the scientists look at me, I can tell they're afraid.
Like I'm the horrible thing from that movie we watched.
I don't know what I am.
You're my friend.
And you can do or be anything you want.
Not because of your powers, but because of who you are.
I can hear.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Professor.
It's good to see you, Shadow.
I knew you'd come home.
I can't get her out of my head.
The pain.
It's too much.
And that is why we have to punish them.
OK, I don't like you and you don't like me.
Let's get this over with quickly.
Out of my way, Dorkupine.
Dorkupine, really clever.
This door is six inch thick solid steel and a pressurized latch.
I'll need a moment to calculate the molecular density
in and for the venting mechanics.
I unlocked it.
Subtle as always.
Fist for brains.
Easy, Shadow.
Those are the guests I've been expecting.
Let's give them a warm welcome.
What is this place?
Looks like a military base, but nobody's been here for years.
I wonder if it's haunted.
Haunted?
Nobody said anything about being haunted.
What's the matter?
You afraid of ghosts?
Nothing scares an echidna warrior.
Yeah.
Do you remember what happened last movie night?
Let go, let go, let go, let go.
There's no such thing as a friendly ghost.
So which way do we go?
I know.
We should split up.
Everyone with hideous brightly colored fur
take the left and the middle.
Stone and I will go right.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not letting you out of my sight.
Tails, you and Stone go left.
Knuckles, you take the middle.
Eggman, you and me go right.
By all means.
We could use some time together to work on your trust issues.
You know what?
You're right.
I should be more trusting.
I mean, you've only tried to kill me twice.
Just a dark, creepy hallway.
Nothing to be afraid of.
You hear that ghost?
You don't frighten me.
Get a grip.
Boo.
I'm just going to come right out and say this.
You're adorable.
Thanks.
So what's it like being Sonic's assistant?
You have a daily routine, paid time off, benefits?
Oh, I'm not Sonic's assistant.
We're teammates.
He's the leader.
Knuckles is the muscle.
And I'm the gadget guy.
We all have a role to play.
That's what makes the team so special.
That and the fact we're best friends.
You are.
Well, yeah, just like you and Eggman, right?
Of course, yes.
Me and the doctor.
Best of friends.
It's definitely what we are.
Whoa.
Look at all this stuff.
This was more than just a military base or lab.
It was a home.
People lived here.
He had a family.
Is that what I smell?
The stench of domestic harmony?
You ever wonder what your life would have been like
if you had a family?
Hmm, no.
Maybe you wouldn't have gone full supervillain.
I have no parents, no aunts, no uncles.
And something about my attitude renders me...
undesirable to all possible genders.
My future is a cult attack.
The Robotnik name ends...
the vécois.
Yes, I know French.
Whoa.
Is this where you grew up, Shadow?
No wonder you're so mad.
This place could really use a beanbag chair and some comic
books.
What happened here?
I'm tired of giving you warnings.
Ow.
Where'd you go, hedgehog?
I wasn't finished trauma dumping.
My darlings.
My hanky wiggies.
Memories like the corners of my mind.
Misty watercolor memories.
All the way.
I don't believe it.
Don't you?
It's impossible.
Is it?
Couldn't it?
I am.
Are you?
Impostor!
You stole my babies.
They know who their real daddy is, drone napper.
Magnificent creations, my boy.
I borrow them to lure you here and reunite our family.
Is he I owe?
I'm your grandfather, Gerald Robotnik.
My grandfather?
But how?
You know, I...
And who did what with whom?
You hail from an ancestry of excellence,
tied directly amour.
Yes, I know French.
You do look like me, but fatter and older.
And there's that funny smell.
But the resemblance is uncanny.
It's as if...
We're two characters in a movie being played by the same actor.
But I need real proof.
Ivo, we have very little time.
But I could field a couple of queries.
Name the most elegant formula in mathematics.
Euler's identity, e to the i times pi plus 1 equals zilch.
European capitals arranged alphabetically
by the fourth letter.
Rigor monocles, Harry, Ava, Toronto.
The speed of light divided by the speed of sound
divided by the speed of the bus and the movie speed.
17,893.3333.
Rounding up.
17,894 mph.
And for all the marbles...
Good.
I lost mine.
A rare lung disease.
And the longest word in the English dictionary.
En...
Pneumonolutromicroscopic silicovolcanoconeosis.
In this saggy flesh.
But looking pretty good for 110.
Oh, grampy poo.
Where have you been my entire life?
Hmm.
Wait.
Where have you been my entire life?
Locked in a top secret prison for the last 50 years.
You made it kind of hard to send Christmas cards.
Now, you're probably wondering why I brought you here.
You didn't bring me here.
I used my unparalleled intellect to track you down.
For the plan I concocted with my unparalleled intellect,
you'll see I have the answer to everything.
Come on, kiddo.
Oh, no.
Someone tell me this is some kind of concussion-induced
nightmare?
There's two Eggmen now?
Double your villains.
Double your fun.
Two Robotniks are way worse than one.
Chest bump?
No.
Stone, why are you tied up?
Do that on your own time.
You sick of me.
You must be the long-lost grandson.
And you must be another stinking hedgehog.
So you're the one behind all this, the shadow breakout?
The attack on Walters.
That musty old man smell?
How dare you insult me with your unsolicited exposition?
Shadow, get the key.
Where is it?
Good one, Hot Topic.
Do you really think we'd be that stupid to bring the key right
to you?
Yep, we're that stupid.
Gun took everything from us.
And now we are going to take everything from them.
With this, my masterpiece of malevolence, the Eclipse Canon.
In exchange for my freedom, I gave Gun
the most powerful weapon mankind has ever seen.
Capable of delivering a precision strike anywhere
on Earth.
Our first target, Gun headquarters.
But firing a weapon that powerful
could threaten millions of innocent lives.
Yeah, terabyte me.
This is one of two keys required to launch the Eclipse Canon.
The other is locked inside Gun headquarters.
Once we have both, I will take rightful control of my weapon.
I'm in.
Holy crap.
Spacious and crustacious.
Thank you so much for inspiring this little adventure.
It really worked out for me.
And you wonder why I have trust issues.
Shadow, wait.
Don't do this.
I know you're hurting, but don't let that
change who you are inside.
I've spent 50 years reliving what they did to her.
This is who I am inside.
Uh, nice magic marble.
Real scary.
Ah, that actually is real scary.
It's a mini black hole.
It's going to suck in all the matter in this base.
Ah, fear not, friends.
Even my teeth are muscles.
Sonic, try to reach one of my rings.
Got one.
Check this out.
Trickshot.
Come on.
Ah, yes.
Come on.
Yikes.
Somebody better call Google Maps.
I've spent years trying to cleanse the cosmos of that
spiny blue speed freak.
And you did it in one afternoon.
There's nothing we can't destroy together, my boy.
Charting route to gun headquarters in London, sirs.
ETA four hours as the crap flies.
By all accounts, we're ahead of schedule.
We should take this time to get to know each other better.
Well, what?
You mean spend some quality time?
You've waited for this your whole life.
How would you choose to spend one perfect day
with your new grandpa?
Wouldn't it be nice to be here?
Oh, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
And wouldn't it be nice to live together?
You mean the kind of who where we belong.
I was gonna make an effort better.
And we can say goodnight straight and together.
Wouldn't it be nice?
Bye-bye.
You know it seems the world is qualified.
It only makes it worse to live without it.
But let's talk about it.
And done, masterpiece.
Look at that.
Yay.
It's really been great having time to ourselves.
Right.
Absolutely.
I just feel so relaxed, you know?
Clear headed.
Look at all these new interests we found.
I know.
So many hobbies.
So many.
After the action and adventure of the last few years,
I could get used to this.
Same.
Tom, it's Eddie.
We need your help on a super...
Knuckles, do you mind?
Oh, excuse me.
Tom, Matty, we need your help on a super dangerous
top-secret mission.
Thank God.
Let's go.
Yeah, we're in.
Really?
You're in?
Just like that?
Yes.
It was getting so boring without you guys here.
No offense.
Boring.
No, none taken.
I mean, whatever crazy plan you're cooking up,
the answer's yes.
Great.
But first things first, what is that?
Oh, this is...
Little Tom.
Isn't he great?
I told you to get rid of that.
It's very creepy.
That's all in to get rid of you.
OK, that's... crossing along.
You are in so much trouble.
OK, this is it.
The belly of the beast.
Gun headquarters in London.
Tom, we're finally going to get to see London together.
Hey, I told you we'd get there someday, baby.
OK, so here's the plan.
I run in super fast.
Fly over that water, no problem.
Then right when I get to the...
What just happened?
Congratulations.
You just got incinerated by their energy shield.
We'll need to shut it down by planting a USB drive
in their server room.
That will give me full control over it.
That's what we need you two for.
Badass wise, that's what we are.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Once we disable the shield, you'll face the laser hall.
These high density bad boys will cut you into tiny pieces.
Stop!
And cut those pieces into even tinier pieces.
Once again, can't we just get Tom Cruise to do this?
Nope, because not even he could break into the vault.
Why is it empty in there?
Because we have no idea what's on the other side of that door.
To prevent the vault from ever being accessed by a ring,
all images and schematics have been wiped from guns database.
So for the last leg of this heist, we're going in blind.
Sorry.
Okay, I'm just going to say it.
It sounds like this plan will work a heck of a lot better
if Sonic used the Master Emerald to go Golden God mode to get the key.
No way, Matty.
The Master Emerald is too powerful to ever use again.
We made a promise to each other to keep it hidden.
In a location only Knuckles knows.
As guardian of the Master Emerald,
anyone who tries to take it away for any reason
will become a sworn enemy.
Okay, okay, sheesh.
No need to get old Growly on me, buddy.
You guys are always telling us to make good choices.
Well, this is the right choice.
Okay.
I guess we're going to...
London!
Jimmy!
Gun headquarters is right there.
Let me go in, get the key, and destroy anyone in my way.
I want revenge.
Patient Shadow, just let us handle this.
And I promise you'll have revenge on a scale you couldn't possibly imagine.
Come on, Grandadio.
We've got dirt to do.
Suits.
Right here, sir.
Stone, babysit the hedgehog.
Keep the crab on a low boil.
It's time for more family bonding.
Come on, Shadow.
Got fresh avocados in the crab.
We'll make guac.
Revenge guac.
Guys, are you ready for me yet?
I've been waiting here all day.
Sonic, we literally just started.
Tom, Matty, are you in position and ready?
We were born ready.
Let's do this.
Knuckles, how about you?
I have taken my perch atop the giant clock.
Now, where is this glass I'm supposed to break?
Actually, Nux, your job is to break glass in case of emergency.
Understood.
I will shatter this glass like the jaw of a vile foe.
In case of emergency.
I will power rising like the skull of a loafs and brighten.
Just to be clear, the emergency is the important part.
The glass will beg for mercy under the shadow of my mighty fist.
Guys, remember, we're a team. Now, let's focus.
Please.
You know what? Let's move on.
All right. Everyone knows what to do.
Tom and Matty, you guys plant the USB drive.
I'll disable the traps.
Sonic will snag the launch key.
And, Knuckles, you stand by to...
Break glass in case of emergency.
See? That's it.
Then we're all set.
Hologram time.
You go first.
Tom, it's me, Rachel.
Can't you believe it? We're both in London together.
Have you met your sister? Try again.
Unless you're not up for this mission.
Yeah, maybe you want to be back in Green Hill's bacon sour.
Thomas Michael Wieckowski?
Yeah.
You brought aliens to my wedding, punched out my husband,
and buried me in an avalanche.
Your day of reckoning is at hand.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Okay, now for her better half.
Oh, my name is Randall, and I am too much to handle.
Welcome to The Gun Show.
Baby, would you describe me as jacked, juiced, or shredded?
I would describe your head as swollen.
Let's get to work.
Agent Randall, handle.
I'm here to have lunch with my lovely wife, Rachel.
I'm sorry, Agent Handel. This facility's currently locked down.
Command level clearance only.
One minute.
Tails, we have a problem here.
They must have tightened security after shadows escaped.
I got this.
You must be new here.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rachel.
Rachel gonna get you fired.
Do you know what the gun stands for?
Of course. Guardian unit.
Getting ultra nasty.
Do you want me to get ultra nasty?
Nasty nasty?
No, ma'am.
Okay, then.
Then go ahead and take those little sad fingers and start tippity-type-type-type.
Mm-hmm. That's right, gone.
Sorry for the inconvenience, Mom.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I...
My God, I love being Rachel.
Did it work?
Yeah.
Ow!
Director Rockwell, seeking access to the server room?
Just one moment, ma'am.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no. It's her.
It's real her.
We're still assessing.
What do we do?
What? Change pieces!
Okay, did it work?
What's going on?
Why are you doing that?
What am I doing wrong?
Ow!
Aye, aye, Captain.
Who are you? Bye-bye.
I got it. I was drinking.
Please! Get it together.
Okay, Tails, what are we looking for?
Security server is in the seventh row. 23rd cabinet.
Are you guys finished yet?
This is taking forever.
Uh-oh.
Has the time come to break the glass?
Or at least break something?
All right, hang tight, guys.
Mattie's about to insert the drive.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Go.
It didn't work.
Did you put it in the right way?
Try punching it.
Do not try punching it.
Oh. Take it out in blue on it.
Yes.
Come on, Tom.
There's absolutely no scientific evidence to support.
Never mind. It worked.
A little trick from the 90s.
I mean, best decade ever, right?
I'm shutting down the outside sensors now.
Yes.
Uh, hold on. Is there supposed to be another USB drive here?
One with a giant mustache on it.
Oh, no. I've got two heat signatures en route to the vault, which can only mean...
Our robot-nicks have entered the chat.
Wait.
Puppy seat.
Grand geezer.
Donde esta?
I'm right here.
If you weren't family, I could have got you like a pheasant.
I mean, try to keep up.
And now back to la hortimapación.
Hortimapación can only belong to one.
No. It can only belong to one.
Gabrielle, she killed him both. She's not a prize to be won.
Kill this. Murder that.
You need to lighten up, Shadow. We're about to rule the world.
When we're done, there won't be anything left to rule.
That is dark. Even for you.
What are you and the professor up to?
Hello. What's this?
I knew I saw an outside signal.
Cheerio. I guess someone forgot to flush.
Hey. The lasers.
Don't seem to be penetrating my suit.
They're conforming to the shape of my bodacious bohart deck.
Of course.
I designed these suits to create a field of laser bending thermal distortion.
Wasn't sure it would work till now.
And you're a heartless sun rotten to the core.
Mm-hmm. I'm...
...surprised.
So now we can just dance right through.
That sounds like a challenge.
Don't Pe"
udd
My finger is on the button
Push that button
The Robotniks are almost at the vault
We're out of time, I'm going
No Sonic, I haven't disabled the track yet
Too late!
Look at me, I'm running on the wrong side of the road
Well I gotta take in the sights
Paul, John, George, the other one
Loud American coming through
Excuse me, pardon me, Elo, Gomnam
Which way to Hogwarts?
Hear ye, hear ye
Sonic the Hedgehog wants a cup of tea
Hold this for me please
You're not gonna make it
I can make it
You're not gonna make it
I'm gonna make it
I'm not gonna make it
Made it
Excuse me, coming through, no time for autorabs
Gotta go, bye!
Our destiny awaits
Stop right there, Robo scum
Let's do this, cover it
Too slow, Eggman
Now if you don't mind, I've gotta get that key
Whoa, my beat
Why can't I use my beautiful hand I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it My beat, why can't I use my beautiful beat
Because this vault is armed with variable gravity
No kidding
Green goes up and red takes you down hard
Rockwell, listen to me, the Robotniks are planning to
They're planning on stealing the second key just like you are, yes, I'm aware
I called it the second Commander Walters was attacked, so
Thank you for taking the bait and falling right into my trap
I don't believe this
I know, grandson, a woman in the military
Let's go
Here you go, Patricia
Open up
Robotnik, you're going full spandex, huh?
Who's the fossil?
That's my grandfather, you dough-eating dimbitzel
Who are they?
A couple of bleeding hearts
Here to rescue their emotional support animals
Enough!
It's over
The only way you're leaving here is in handcuffs
There is no other way out
You know, there might be one other way out
And what is that supposed to mean?
Hey, big guy, I think it's time to
Great cause in case of emergency
Ha! Nothing could stop Team Knuckles
Open fire
Knuckles, turn this stuff off, hurry
On it
Uh oh
See how you like to
Can you move?
No, not at all
Tails, can you?
No, I'm stuck
We might be here a while
Where's the key?
Whoa!
What was that?
We might have a problem
No, no, no, no
No! I'm moving!
I'm moving!
You go get it, grandson
Hey
Whoa, whoa
No, no, no
I'm almost there
Sonic!
That was so not worth it
You okay?
Yeah, you good?
Sonic!
Hey
Sonic 1, concrete boulder zero
Thanks for the save
Getting a little close, don't you think?
Secure the room
She's got the key
I got an idea
Commander Walters, sir, you're...
Still alive?
I'll die before I let that key fall into the wrong hands
Thanks for keeping it safe
I'll take it from here
That's an order, Director Rockwell
Now, organize the reinforcements
Yes, sir
Guys, guys, I got the key
I repeat, I got the key
Now let's get out of here
Commander Walters
No, no, no, wait
What?
Tom, everyone's clear, come on, let's go
You, what are you...
Tom!
Tom, Tom, what happened?
Speak to me, come on, come on, come on, come on, it's gonna be okay
Please, please, please get up
Come on, please, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, come on
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
Maria
What did you do?
What I had to
Oh my God, Tom!
Help me up, Tim!
Freeze, Tomu!
Any tricks up your sleeve, Captain Gruntastic?
We got what we came for
Great job, Shadow
We have both keys
So where's your little science project?
It's closer than you think, my boy
Welcome
to my masterpiece
I must hand it to Gunn
They built her to my exact specifications
It's...
remarkable
Astounding
Yes
That's my genius, Grand-Gino
And I have one more surprise
It's a new suit
Gee
I'm a chip off the old block
What do you want, Stone?
I'm busy
Doctor, I have a bad feeling about this
I don't think your grandfather's been completely honest with us
Something Shadow said
There's more to their plan
How dare you?
You have been jealous of my long-lost Grand-Pop tart since the very beginning
I no longer require your obsequious groveling
Consider this your notice of termination
Your letter of reference will be "L" for loser
Of course I'll expect you to stay on until you've been successfully cloned
But you and I are done
Like a blackened catfish dinner
Sir, it's too dangerous and I'm not there to protect you
I already lost you once
Unsubscribe, block and report it
I can't lose you again
Do the honors, Grandson
Here we go
It'll be okay, Sonic
It'll be okay?
Tom is fighting for his life and you think it'll be okay?
The fox is simply trying to comfort you
Comfort's not what I need right now
I need to stop them
By any means necessary
Wait, you don't mean...
The Master Emerald
The Emerald must never be wielded for vengeance
Not ever
We swore a sacred oath
Don't talk to me about oaths, not now
But you told Tom using the Emerald wasn't the right choice
Well now it's the only choice
And if neither of you have the guts to help me, then I'll do it alone
But I thought the three of us were a team
I thought that's what made us special
I'm not asking you twice, Knuckles
Where is the Master Emerald?
Your heart is being consumed by anger, Hedgehog
You are in no condition to make decisions right now
I know you're upset about Tom
We all are
Last chance
Where... is it?
Don't do this
Part of our oaths is to trust each other
And I must abide by that promise
Even if you have chosen to break it
But heed this warning
The Master Emerald is guarded by a fearsome warrior
And to seize this ultimate power
You will have to go through him
Okay Wade
All comes down to this
Last few seconds
We pull down the path Last few seconds
We pull down the ice
He shoots
He scores!
Wade Whipple is the champion again
Oh hey Sonic
You see my goal?
Pretty sick, right?
I'm here for the Emerald
Look Sonic, I'm sorry
I promised to guard this Emerald with my life
I will do whatever it takes
Well I tried
Don't run!
This is an urgent national emergency broadcast
A spacecraft designed by the agency gun has
been hijacked and launched out of the river Thames
This is the first time we have seen this
The first time we have seen this
All residents are urged to seek immediate shelter
It's time Shadow
Professor, is this really what Maria would have wanted?
The question isn't what Maria would have wanted
It's what do they deserve
Remember what she meant to us
Remember what they took from us
It's the world
Kids, we have to go now
They want to take Shadow away from us Maria
Hey!
What are you doing? Those are Chosers!
We've got our orders!
Stand down!
Maria!
Huh?
Excuse me, Gran Pasa Doble
What is that thermonuclear journal doing?
Infusing the core with chaos energy
That's my little secret
The eclipse cannon is about to turn this planet into a flaming pile of rubble
Wiping out everything in a 25,000 mile radius
Including us
What?!
We can't annihilate the Earth?
By combining our genius, we can rule humanity! Together!
Humanity is a failed experiment
If anyone should know that, it's you
All your life you've been rejected by this world
You have nothing down there
No one who cares about you
But I have you now
We're family
We have each other
Oh, Ivo
You're no Maria
The moment I lost her, my family was gone forever
The only way to give Maria's life meaning
is to destroy the world that took her from me
So I'm burning it all down!
It's done
Good work, Shadow
I'm prepping the firing sequence
The weapon will be fully charged in ten minutes
It's almost finished, Maria
You will have justice
What is that?
Is gun launching missiles at us?
Impossible
It's moving too fast
It's him
You've hurt my family
This ends now
Now you know my anger
The pain I've felt for 50 years
And you've made the same choice I did
I'm nothing like you
We'll see
Show yourself, coward
I'm the king of all the world
You were right about one thing
This ends now
What's happening?
Where are they?
Up there? Where?
Higher
You're dead!
Left yourself open
I don't know! What are you doing?
Porting your evil plan!
Not to possess
Green!
My poetry
One, two, three
Oh, a narrow fist
I haven't seen that since I hate watched Green Lantern in 2011
I was saving it for Comic-Con
But now there won't be a Comic-Con Why are you alone?
Where are your friends?
They tried to stop you, didn't they?
But you came anyway
Your anger was too much
What kind of hero abandons his friends to pursue revenge?
Abandoned his family
Don't you dare talk about my family
And here I thought you cared for them
Especially the one...
What's his name?
Tom
Go ahead
Finish it
What are you waiting for?
Do it!
I'm right here!
You didn't let your pain change who you are
In here
This is not who I am
What are you doing?
You won
Take your revenge
There are no winners with revenge
Wow
Look at all those stars
They're like diamonds
The last time I sat beneath stars like this
I was with her
I felt this pain for so long
It's all I know
When I lost Longclaw
I felt the same way
Did your pain eventually go away?
No
But in time I learned there's something even more powerful than pain
The love we felt for each other
That's what you need to hold on to, Shadow
Maria might be gone
But your love will always remain
The light shines even though the star is gone
This whole mess is my fault
I've been so blinded by rage I thought
I had no choice
You always have a choice
Making the right one is never easy
One more thing I learned is that when you really screw something up
You can't fix it on your own
Gotta go fast
Don't tell me you've got a catchphrase
That's right, new hedgehog
And everyone loves it
With hell
With you, baby
With you, tomorrow
With hell
You may never find your way
I will not try to stop my elders from destroying the world
Playtime is over
No going back now
Set up defense
Damn you, autocorrect
Hey
Mantis
I'm right here, arachnord
Mantis
That's what I call mantis-scaping
That's elder abuse
Alert
Shadow
Alert
I see you've chosen betrayal
And you were once so useful to me
Ready to recycle some tin cans?
Just trying to keep up
Please, Grancy
Don't do this
Sorry, kiddo
Bring your grandkid to work day is over
Any last words?
Just one thing that I never thought I'd say
What is it?
I love you
No
There was something even better
But I'm not gonna say it if that's the way you're gonna be
Okay, bye
Grandchildren
All the fun and none of the responsibility
Who said life was pointless?
Huh?
Oh right, you did
Victory!
See what you want about my granddad
He made one hell of a bug zapper
Gotta stop that laser
I knew there was something I was forgetting
We're out of time
The cannon is about to fire
Where are you?
Oh, you know, just making friends
They're all yours
Follow me
Now this might hurt a little
So this was your plan?
Would someone mind shutting down the giant death ray?
We can't stop the cannon from firing
But we can steer it away from the Earth
Coming around the starboard
Aye aye, Doc
Here we go
It's a little tight
Definitely not power steering
Keep turning
Jump in any time here, Doc
Can't hold much longer
Yes! I did it! I did it!
Look what you did
Hey, look down there
Sonnet!
Oh Knuckles, please tell me you have a
Last one
Let's make it count
Ready for a little base of ball?
Deep breath
One
Two
Three
Oh! Really?
What's happening?
The reactor core is overloading
It's only a matter of time before it blows
So what does that mean for Earth?
A radioactive atmosphere?
Rain that kills the crops and melts your flesh?
Other than that
We're not done here
You try to stabilize the reactor
Buy me some time
I'll push the station away from Earth
Before it explodes
This is our last chance
To do the right thing
Vaya cantillos
En eso, ha bestos, ho
Core integrity failing
Got you, Sonic
Ahh!
Initializing reactor core stabilizers
This is Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Dedicating my final live stream
To one very special henchman
Agent Stone
No, no, Dr. Wait
If I can't rule the world
I might as well save it
For the one and only person who ever cared about me
Don't do this, Doctor, please
Stone, you were more than a sycophant to me
You were
A sickle friend
I'll miss your lattes with steamed Austrian goat milk
I love the way you make them The best thing to do
So, I guess there's only one thing left to say
I'm not sure
It's been a real drag
Rags for nothing
Sonic, look
Shadow and Robotnik,
They sacrificed themselves
To save everyone
You always have a choice
Guys, I'm really sorry for running off like that
I shouldn't have left you behind
The truth is
You're the best teammates a hedgehog could ever ask for
And the best friends
Can you ever forgive me?
Team Sonic?
How about just team?
Goodbye, Doctor
Big finish
Now that's what I call teamwork
Okay, it's ready
Knuckles, how could you?
Gotta be faster than that
Give me a break
Still moving a little slow over here
Donut more!
Yay!
Okay, Knuckles
I am having the love
Get in here, Ozzy
It's great to be back together
We're stronger than ever
And nothing is gonna stand in our way
Except that one piece of unfinished business
And way out in front of the surprise of absolutely no one
It's the Blue Blur
Often imitated, never duplicated
The one, the only
Gah!
Let's do this
Yeah!
Alright, boys
Try and keep up
Sonic the Hedgehog is family champion once again
Dales
Knuckles
Okay
Yeah, I overshot the finish line
Okay, so how do I get back?
Pro tip
If you're gonna take a shot at the fastest creature in the universe
You better not miss
Um, I'm flattered by the cosplay
But you got a few details wrong
I can't blame you though
It's hard to copy perfection
That's a neat trick
What? Who are you?