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Good evening, folks, hmm...
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Good evening, you slags.
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No, good evening, folks.
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So, who is Robbie Williams?
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Well, I've been called
many things -
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narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat,
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but while I'm all those things,
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I wanna show you
how I really see myself.
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So sit back, relax,
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while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
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So, the story starts...
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1982, Stoke-on-Trent.
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The arse-end of the
north of England.
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Mitchell.
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It may look grubby
and deprived...
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- Troy.
- But deep down...
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- Wayne.
- ...it was grubby and deprived.
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Mason.
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I didn't have much,
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but at least
I had the respect...
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- Crystal.
- ...and admiration of my peers.
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What?!
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They just had
trouble showing it.
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- Robert.
- Yes! Come on!
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Oi! Right, knobhead,
pass the ball to Nate
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and let him do the rest.
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Positions!
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Oi! The fuck you off to?
You're in goal.
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- But--
- Don't fuck it up.
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I'm like a chainmail condom,
nothing's getting through.
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Whoo! Let's go, slags!
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I had plenty of balls.
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But I couldn't stop
a single one.
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I wasn't ready. Ohh!
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- Nice one, dickhead.
- Come on!
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Oh!
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Robert Williams,
captain of Port Vale.
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You really are fucking
useless, aren't ya?
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Little bitch!
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It's alright, Rob.
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Nate, just leave it.
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Yeah...
Yeah, jog on, you tit.
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Right, come on, let's go.
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You're a fucking nobody!
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See, where I grew up,
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you were meant to act small.
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But the thing is,
my DNA is cabaret.
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I came out of the womb
with jazz hands.
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Which was very painful
for my mum.
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Heading downstairs
for a bit.
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One of the barmen's
called in sick.
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Goodnight, sweetheart.
Straight to bed, yeah?
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- Don't let him ruin his dinner.
- Bye, love.
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♪ And now the end is near
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♪ And so
I face the final curtain ♪
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♪ My friend
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♪ I'll make it clear
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How's about a warm hand
on my entrance?
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♪ Of which I'm certain
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♪ Of which I'm certain
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♪ I've lived
a life that's full ♪
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♪ I've travelled each
and every highway ♪
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- ♪ And more... ♪
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you...
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♪ I did it my way
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My dad was well enamoured
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by the stars of the day -
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Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr
and, of course, Sinatra.
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They were gods to him.
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Youth, you hear that?
That's pure love, that is.
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It don't come cheap, mind.
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You've got to risk it all -
whatever it takes.
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Because if you make it...
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...it's paradise.
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Thing is, you can't learn it.
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You're either born with it...
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...or you're a nobody.
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♪ And more
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♪ Much more than this,
I did it... ♪
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- Light 'em up!
- Light 'em up!
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♪ Yes, there were times
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♪ I guess you knew
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♪ When I bit off
more than I could chew ♪
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♪ And through it all
when there was doubt ♪
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♪ I ate it up and spit it out
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♪ I grew tall
and through it all ♪
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- Dad! Dad!
- ♪ And did it my--
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Oh, fuck it!
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- Now, look what you've--
- Sorry.
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I had a full head
of steam then, and all.
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- I can fix it.
- Get out the way.
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- We can sing without it.
- It's not the same.
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- Or... or we could--
- Robert!
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I think it's time for a bath.
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But I want to keep going.
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Just go with your nan, will ya!
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Come on, love. Come on.
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Stupid...
Come on, blue eyes...
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- ♪ My way... ♪
- Yes.
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- Nan?
- Hm-mm.
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What is...'it'?
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What do you mean?
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Dad said you have
to be born with 'it'...
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- ...and maybe I wasn't.
- Ohhh.
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Believe me, whatever 'it' is,
you got more than your share.
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You're just saying that.
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I'm bloody well not.
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I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
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What is it, love?
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I don't want to be a nobody.
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Oh, love, there's no
such thing as a nobody.
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Remember...
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This might feel good.
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But this...
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...this is what matters.
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You're enough.
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I was nine years old
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when I got my first real taste
of the limelight.
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And I still remember
that taste -
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pure, unadulterated terror.
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Have you seen
the fit one with the big bulge?
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After the show,
I'm going to touch him
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where his bathing suit goes.
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I'm going to fuck it up,
I know it.
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So what?
No one will notice.
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My dad will.
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Just go out there, sing your
fucking song and walk off.
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That's not enough!
He'll see right through me.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't know. I'm just
doing this for the sausage.
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In the next three seconds,
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I'm going to be found out.
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They'll see that I'm ugly,
I'm stupid, I'm untalented.
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I'm not good at anything.
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But there is
one skill I'd practised
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more than any other
child in the world.
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Light 'em up.
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And that's for showing off.
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How's about a warm hand
on my entrance?
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You see,
I thought to become famous
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you had to be really,
really good.
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Turns out you just have to
show off and be a bit cheeky.
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Put your hands together
for our next contestant -
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- Peter Williams.
- He's probably embarrassed.
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Thank you very much.
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You know the difference between
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an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'?
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Well, it's about three inches.
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♪ For I am a Pirate King
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♪ You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪
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I usually go
over people's heads.
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♪ It's great to be
a Pirate King ♪
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♪ It is!
Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪
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Ooh, naughty!
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Hurrah
for the Pirate... ♪
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♪ Pirate...
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Oh, ho, oh!
Eyes off my bum.
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♪ ..King
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Hurrah!
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Yes, Robert!
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Whoo!
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You're useless!
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You're a disgrace!
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You're a fucking nobody!
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Look at you...
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I fucking hate you.
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My dad won
five quid that night.
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Oh, you're kidding me!
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Although it might
as well have been five million.
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Thank you very much.
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You have been wonderful
and I've been Peter Will--
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Conway. I'm Peter Conway!
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Not only
did he change his name.
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He changed his life.
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One day he went to watch
the FA Cup Final.
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Unfortunately,
he didn't come back.
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The audience beckoned
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and he left us to be
one step closer to his gods.
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♪ Come on hold my hand
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ This role I've been given
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♪ I sit and talk to God
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♪ He just laughs at my plans
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♪ My head speaks a language
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♪ I don't understand
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♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪
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♪ Feel the love ever after
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♪ There's a hole in my soul
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♪ You can see it in my face
It's a real big place ♪
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♪ I need to feel real love
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♪ And the love ever after
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♪ I cannot get enough
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Don't worry, Mum.
We'll be alright.
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Light 'em up.
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
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♪ Feel the home that I live in
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♪ 'Cause I got too much life
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♪ Running through my veins
going to waste ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
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♪ Feel the life ever after
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♪ There's a hole in my soul
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♪ You can see it in my face
It's a real big place ♪
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♪ Come on hold my... hand
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ This role I've been given
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ Not sure I understand
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♪ Not sure I understand
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Next!
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Take a pamphlet,
sign the form,
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shut the door on your way out.
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No, you're alright.
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I know what I'm going to be.
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Oh, aye, what's that then?
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Famous! I'm going
to sing and dance.
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I'm writing lyrics and all.
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I've seen your grades, lad.
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You couldn't rub
two words together.
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"The world is mine to claim.
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"All I need
is a fuckload of fame.
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"Ooh, ooh, yeah."
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Listen, don't embarrass
yourself, yeah?
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This, it's not for you.
Keep your feet on the ground.
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You might want to
frame that.
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- Tosser!
- Next!
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♪ I've got the power
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Whoo!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey! Oh!
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♪ I've got the power
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Oh, do it, Nate!
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Fuck me! You'd make
a fucking awful stripper.
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- You know that?
- Fuck off.
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Oh, that's my backup plan.
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Hey, you should
come work with me.
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Flint's always
looking for people.
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Isn't he that
flashy cunt in the coupe?
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Yeah, but he's proper.
Double glazing.
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Easy job, easy money.
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How'd you meet him?
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- I shagged his mum.
- Fucking hell!
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Ah, it's alright, he knows.
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His dad wouldn't be
best pleased, though.
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Fucking have that!
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So have you told him
about the trials?
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- Nah.
- Well, you better.
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That scout was
fucking excited.
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I thought he was going to blow
you right there on the pitch.
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Fuck off!
I'm not going to the trials.
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- I'm not going to the trials.
- Rubbish.
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- I'm not.
- What?
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Think of the money.
The supermodels.
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The fans screaming for ya.
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Yeah, I don't need
all that fancy shit.
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- Fucking hell, Nate!
- Alright, calm down.
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You've got a ticket to heaven
and you're going to stay here?
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Oh, yeah, it's like you with
your singing, isn't it?
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00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,374
I just do it 'cause I love it.
261
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,791
Who gives a fuck
if you love it?
262
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,125
What matters is that other
people love you doing it.
263
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,832
You'll have to
get yourself to school.
264
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,290
I can't face it.
265
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,999
I've got a bastard
of a headache.
266
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,040
And an exam, which you
better have studied for.
267
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,749
Why do you think
my head's pounding?
268
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,457
You'll have more than a
pounding head if you haven't.
269
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,124
Oh, I love it when
she talks dirty.
270
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,707
You're going.
271
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,582
I'd take you, but I've got
a million deliveries.
272
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,707
God knows I've already had
one man lounging about...
273
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,082
A music
manager in Manchester
274
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,082
is holding auditions...
275
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,124
Shh.
...for young men...
276
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,582
Don't you bloody shush me.
277
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,290
- ...in singing and dancing.
- Mum! Shush.
278
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,207
The man behind the venture,
Nigel Martin Smith,
279
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,207
is creating a new boy band.
280
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,582
I didn't think you're
interested in boy bands.
281
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,415
Mum, quick.
Quick! Quick! Write it down.
282
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,874
- Doors open at 9 AM...
- This is it!
283
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,375
This is it!
284
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,874
I'm going to be fucking famous!
285
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,665
Shut up, you tit!
286
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,749
Oh, fuck off, Glen!
287
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,207
♪ Para bailar
La Bamba ♪
288
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,999
♪ Para bailar La Bamba
289
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,832
♪ Se necesita una
poca de gracia... ♪
290
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,165
Whoo! Whoo!
291
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,790
He makes my tizzer go foo,
he does.
292
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,499
♪ Y arriba y arriba
293
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:30,208
♪ Ba, Ba, Bamba
Ba, Ba, Bamba ♪
294
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,750
Thank you.
295
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,208
Light 'em up.
296
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,415
I'm Robert.
297
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,540
Nigel Martin Smith
was, for legal reasons,
298
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,915
an absolute sweetheart.
299
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,624
Well, go on then.
300
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,333
And a first-class cunt.
301
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,624
♪ A buzzard took a monkey
for a ride in the air ♪
302
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,624
♪ The monkey thought that
everything was on the square ♪
303
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,249
♪ The buzzard tried to throw
the monkey off of his back ♪
304
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,832
♪ The monkey
grabbed his neck ♪
305
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,915
♪ And said,
"Now listen, Jack" ♪
306
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,375
♪ Straighten up and fly right
307
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,082
♪ Straighten up
and stay right ♪
308
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,665
♪ Straighten up and fly right
309
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,790
♪ Cool down, Papa,
don't you blow your top ♪
310
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,790
♪ Ain't no use in divin'--
311
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,499
He's bored of you.
312
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,332
Look at you.
You've got no talent.
313
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,707
You're not fucking Sinatra.
314
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,499
♪ Straighten up and fly right
315
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,082
♪ Cool down, Papa,
don't you blow your top ♪
316
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,666
Okay, that'll do, lad.
317
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,665
You do know this is a pop band?
318
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,915
Yeah.
319
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,540
Tell you what,
I'll do Milli Vanilli's--
320
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,000
No!
321
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,458
Cheers then.
322
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,165
So, shall we tell them
that you found your man
323
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,916
and they can all fuck off
home then, yeah?
324
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,915
No, don't you get up.
325
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,291
It'll be my pleasure.
326
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,582
And if I hadn't
winked in that moment,
327
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,583
none of this
would've happened.
328
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,332
I wouldn't even be here
talking to you.
329
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,666
Shhhh!
330
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,207
Break a leg,
you slags.
331
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,124
Cheeky little bastard.
332
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,957
He wouldn't know
talent if it jumped up
333
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,165
and bit him on the cock.
334
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,040
It's only been
a few hours, love.
335
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,249
He's got no eye for it, Nan.
336
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,208
You have to wait.
337
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,500
I fucked it.
338
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,833
He saw right through me.
339
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,416
I mean, look at me.
340
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,249
Do I look like
a pop star to you?
341
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,500
You look like
you always look.
342
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,500
Exactly.
343
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,332
A talentless fuck...
344
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,790
...who's going to die
alone and fat
345
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,624
and be craned out
of his shitpit in Stoke.
346
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,749
Aaagh!
347
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,457
Fuck, Nan!
Hello?
348
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,208
Youth?
349
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,375
Dad.
350
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,332
Um, your voice
is so low now.
351
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,166
Thought I had the
wrong number.
352
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,332
- How are you, Dad?
- Never better. Never better.
353
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:35,415
Now listen, um, I haven't got
long, but, uh, I was thinking -
354
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,208
how about you come visit?
355
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,499
- Really?
- Yeah, why not?
356
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,082
School holidays
are coming up.
357
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,124
You should come see what
the old man's been up to.
358
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,207
Yes.
359
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,207
I mean, yeah, definitely!
360
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,665
Smashing!
Alright, I better go.
361
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,832
A full house waits for
no man and all that!
362
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,749
- It'll be good to see ya, lad.
- Light 'em up, Dad--
363
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:01,749
- Oh, Robert.
- Oh!
364
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,832
Come on!
365
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,624
- Oh, love.
- Bloody hell, Nan.
366
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,499
Oh, Lord.
367
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,624
Is everybody
having a good time?
368
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,832
Peter can't hear you.
You having a good time?
369
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,540
I was lucky enough
to grace the stage
370
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,040
with this next act
at a talent competition.
371
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,415
I'll never forget it.
He gave me a five.
372
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,665
Oooh.
373
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,290
Oh, it was sadder than that.
374
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,915
- Oooh.
- Oooh.
375
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,540
So please put
your hands together
376
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,832
for the irresistible...
377
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,915
...the irrepressible...
378
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,999
...the irreplaceable...
379
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,332
Ooh!
380
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:47,457
I give him a ten out of ten -
Mr. Terry Swinton.
381
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,582
I've warmed
them up for ya.
382
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:58,916
♪ Oh, the shark has
pretty teeth, dear ♪
383
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,915
I thought I was losing that
stage left table for a bit,
384
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:03,832
but I won them back, didn't I?
385
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,125
Oh, yeah.
386
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,291
I'm glad you reached out.
387
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,624
It was a shock, but, you know,
in a good way.
388
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,583
I thought it was
about time, youth.
389
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:20,374
Hey, I forgot to tell you,
I'm joining this pop band.
390
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,707
Really? When...
when do you start?
391
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,374
Well, I'm not
definitely in yet, but...
392
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,582
- Oh...
- Well, no.
393
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,040
It's just that
I haven't heard back--
394
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,708
- Watch it!
- Oh, sorry.
395
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,665
♪ Now, Mack, he's spending...
396
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,875
Terry's the bollocks,
isn't he?
397
00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:37,833
Yeah.
398
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,790
Actually, you might want
to keep that bed out for me.
399
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,832
Failed my exams -
complete fucking balls-up.
400
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:50,458
Mum's going to put me on the
first bus back when I tell her.
401
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,708
Fucking hopeless.
402
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,500
You've got to learn from this.
403
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:00,999
You're right.
404
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,541
All of this.
405
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,499
'Cause, you know,
you're learning from the best.
406
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,374
♪ Back in town
407
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,665
♪ Look out, old Mack is back
408
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,291
Let's hear it again.
Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten.
409
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,749
Seeing my dad
410
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,665
surrounded by the
stars of yesteryear
411
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,750
galvanised my need
to become famous.
412
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,249
But I had a more
immediate problem.
413
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,665
What's Mum going to be like
414
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,457
when I tell her
I failed my exams?
415
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,083
Fucked up the rest of my life.
416
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:44,124
- Did you have a good time?
- Yeah. Smashing.
417
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,708
- How is he?
- Great.
418
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,249
I, erm...
419
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,957
I've got something
to tell you.
420
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,541
So have I.
421
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,915
- I failed...
- You're in that band.
422
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,332
What?
423
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,000
You got in!
You're in that band.
424
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,790
Yes!
425
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,332
And I never had to tell her
426
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,957
I failed my exams - until now.
427
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,749
Sorry, Mum.
428
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:16,499
- Shut up, you tit!
- Oh, fuck off, Glen!
429
00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,082
Mother!
430
00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,290
Nigel was my introduction
431
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,707
to the adult world.
432
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,332
He was fucking terrifying,
like Willy Wonka.
433
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,790
But what did I care?
434
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,249
I was 15, I was going to have
four older brothers,
435
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,750
and we were going
to take over the world.
436
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,540
Howard Donald, panelbeater.
437
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:43,000
If you got a dent on your car,
Howard would pound it out.
438
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,832
Jason Orange was
a featured dancer
439
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,665
on a genre-defining
TV music show
440
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,749
called 'The Hit Man and Her'.
441
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,916
Mark Owen...
442
00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:59,375
Little Marco was... lovely.
443
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,833
And then of course...
444
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,124
Come here, you.
445
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,374
There was Gary Barlow,
446
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,957
and my first thought was,
447
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,624
who's this dickhead
in those trainers?
448
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,249
They are so three years ago.
449
00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,540
Gary was a genius.
An actual genius.
450
00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,957
♪ Once upon a time
I was falling in love... ♪
451
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,832
He'd been playing
the working men's clubs
452
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,415
since he was 12 years old
453
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,040
and was earning more
money than his teachers.
454
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,457
♪ There's nothing I can do
455
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:29,458
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪
456
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,332
Trouble was -
Gary sang like an angel,
457
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,165
but he danced like a twat.
458
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,832
Seven, eight.
Hit! Hit!
459
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,415
You gotta bring the energy.
Come on!
460
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:43,332
...seven, eight. Foot and...
461
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,707
I recall thinking
two things that day -
462
00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:49,750
a fifth of the spotlight
is better than nothing, and...
463
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,957
...if anyone from
Stoke sees me,
464
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,874
I'm fucking dead.
465
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,874
Tikka masalas all round,
466
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,207
no coriander for the boys.
467
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,124
- Thank you.
- No coriander?
468
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,790
Whenever Nigel
took us out for dinner,
469
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,040
he would always say...
470
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,915
I'll put this on your account.
471
00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,749
He wasn't joking.
He recouped it all.
472
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:17,666
Look around the table, go on.
473
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:24,083
In five years, we're all going
to hate each other.
474
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,457
But we'll be fucking rich.
475
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,249
Now, first things first.
476
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,624
We work up our act,
we take it on the road.
477
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,374
What about a record deal?
478
00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,749
Well, that will come,
we'll get your demo sent out,
479
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,082
we'll let the
bidding war begin.
480
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,249
- Ah, but...
- Yes.
481
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:45,624
Before that, let's shore up
your backstories.
482
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:49,332
Mark and Jason, you were in
a breakdancing group together.
483
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:52,457
Gary and Howard, you were in
a band called The Cutest Rush.
484
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,832
Was I the lead?
485
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,707
You weren't then, my chicken,
and you're not now.
486
00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,749
Fuck off!
487
00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,124
Robert, you had
a bit part in 'Brookside'.
488
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,415
Oh, I was fucking great,
wasn't I?
489
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,915
You were a bit much, frankly.
490
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,332
Nige, can't we just say
I'm a songwriter?
491
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,749
I've got a ton of lyrics.
492
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,457
Well, I can hold my breath
for two minutes
493
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,665
but I'm not trying to be
a fucking submarine, am I?
494
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,708
Gary writes the songs, yeah?
495
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,291
You lot toe the line.
496
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:26,915
Oh, and also, your name's not
Robert anymore - it's Robbie.
497
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,790
Oh, tuck in, lads.
498
00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,874
I fucking hated
the name Robbie,
499
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:33,541
but it was the single best
thing Nigel did for me.
500
00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:37,082
Robbie became a character.
Something I could hide behind.
501
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,624
Oh, now, the name of the band?
502
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,249
Oh, Nige,
I've got a good one.
503
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,457
Kick It!
504
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,999
That's fucking awful.
505
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:50,082
I've already got the name
and it's brilliant.
506
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,041
And clench!
507
00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:55,332
Take That!
508
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:56,832
Oh!
509
00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,999
Initially,
Nigel's plan was for us to be
510
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,207
a band for the gay scene.
511
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,040
- Alright!
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la!
512
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,040
Let's do this. Just
remember what you rehearsed.
513
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,915
- Robbie, you alright?
- Don't be nervous.
514
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,625
- You all look amazing.
- Light 'em up.
515
00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,749
Robbie, what you doing?
Hurry up.
516
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,415
Don't keep 'em waiting.
517
00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,499
Now, for years,
people have rumoured
518
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,124
about my sexuality.
519
00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,082
The worst one was that
all my gay friends
520
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,040
have slept with me
and said I was crap.
521
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,665
I'm not bothered they
said I slept with them.
522
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,999
These are my boys!
523
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,874
It's me being
'crap' I'm worried about.
524
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,374
Play it loud!
525
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:40,041
♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪
526
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:46,290
♪ I thought I found love
with somebody else's girl ♪
527
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,790
♪ Yeah
528
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,957
♪ Walking 'round feeling
so broken-hearted ♪
529
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:54,250
♪ Lost in a different world
530
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,958
That night,
I discovered a wonderland.
531
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:04,832
It was welcoming
and non-judgmental.
532
00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,540
I'd found my people.
533
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,541
I'd found the promised land.
534
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,040
For the entire
first eighteen months,
535
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,083
we made 180 pounds, each.
536
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,957
We played gay club
after gay club.
537
00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,332
Two a night.
538
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,915
Until out of nowhere,
539
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:29,290
Nigel booked us a club
full of girls.
540
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,707
♪ Oh...
541
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,957
♪ I see heaven
in your eyes with me ♪
542
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,874
♪ Oh, baby
543
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:40,582
♪ Now I will give
my loving faithfully ♪
544
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,082
You gonna fucking listen!
545
00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,874
Fucking useless prick.
I'm warning you!
546
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,999
♪ Heaven, sweet heaven, baby
547
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,415
♪ On the wings of love
548
00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,040
♪ I found heaven, sweet
549
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:59,707
♪ Heaven sent you
straight to me ♪
550
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:03,290
♪ My sweet, sweet baby
551
00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,541
- What?!
- Whoo!
552
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:11,082
What the fuck?!
553
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,415
Oh!
554
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,957
Yeah!
555
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,915
- Did you hear that?
- Alright.
556
00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:27,332
Settle down. Settle down.
557
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,374
Will you lot shut up?!
558
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,457
I felt like Elvis, but thin.
Ha ha!
559
00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,790
I've got good news!
560
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,374
- Good news.
- Good news?
561
00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,957
We've had some interest
from a few record labels...
562
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,540
- Oh, fuck off!
- ...in London.
563
00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:42,540
- Oh!
- London! Yes!
564
00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,874
- That's absolutely fantastic!
- Yes!
565
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,207
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, you deserve it.
566
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,207
- You've all done really well.
- Yes! Yes!
567
00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,499
Except for one of ya.
568
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,208
Ooh.
569
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,291
We all know who that is,
don't we?
570
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,750
Robbie talked to
a local reporter.
571
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:12,082
"We're like the A-team.
I'm the sexy, talented one."
572
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,290
Who the fuck gave you--
573
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,915
I didn't know she was
a reporter, Nige.
574
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,624
You know, I almost
started to like you,
575
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,000
but you've fucking
ended that, haven't ya?
576
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:22,000
- Fuck off!
- What was that?
577
00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:27,624
I think, uh, Robbie's developing
a sense of humour, Nige.
578
00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:29,915
You think it'd be difficult
579
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,374
to go to Stoke-on-Trent,
580
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:35,333
get another scally with ratty
hair and call him Robbie?
581
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,332
Right, the club wants us
to do a meet-and-greet.
582
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,040
There's going to be
lots of girls in here,
583
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,957
so let's get one thing clear -
584
00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,332
keep it in your pants.
585
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,457
No touching.
586
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,165
- No telephone numbers.
- What?
587
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,332
- No dating.
- No touching?
588
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,540
- Seriously?
- Ever!
589
00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,290
- Nige?!
- Ever!
590
00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,957
What's the point of
bringing them up here
591
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,957
- if we can't touch them?
- Let's get this done.
592
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,790
- Alright! Bring 'em up!
- Nige!
593
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,832
Hi.
594
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,249
I love you all!
595
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,499
Nigel had
many rules for Take That,
596
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:12,499
and the most important was that
we always appeared attainable.
597
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,624
Safe sex is important...
598
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,790
He even made us
do a Safer Sex tour
599
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,790
for the Family
Planning Association.
600
00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,040
So, remember...
601
00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:23,166
Don't be a fool,
cover his tool.
602
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,457
Naturally,
I took it all to heart.
603
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,290
Oh, I love the way
you move, Gary.
604
00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,915
I was happy to
play Gary for the moment.
605
00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,082
Wow.
606
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,290
I'll never wash
my hands again.
607
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,999
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah?
608
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,249
Oh, my God, Hurry up,
hurry up! Quick!
609
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:46,708
- Oh, that's it.
- Gary, I already stopped.
610
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,707
And there it was,
the one time in Nigel's life
611
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,457
he wasn't the biggest
wanker in the room.
612
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,957
Right.
Straight up.
613
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:02,832
There's no appetite,
want or need for boybands.
614
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:06,291
They died a death.
It's all grunge now.
615
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,665
- Did you hear our demo?
- Yes.
616
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,499
These boys are going to
take this country by storm.
617
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,207
And if you don't sign
them right now,
618
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,790
I'll take them to another label
619
00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:28,749
and you'll be the twat that
let the biggest band in history
620
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,375
slip through your pudgy
fucking fingers.
621
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:37,207
You won't do any of that,
622
00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,082
'cause everyone else said no.
623
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,707
I only agreed to see you
624
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:44,124
because my daughter
saw you boys live,
625
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:46,582
and she's obsessed.
626
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,124
She assures me that you
are amazing in the flesh.
627
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,833
So...
628
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,833
...I'm going to take a punt that
you're right about these boys.
629
00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,416
Now, which one of you is Gary?
630
00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,499
That's me, I'm Gary.
631
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,374
Oh!
632
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,624
♪ Me with the floorshow
633
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,082
♪ Kickin' with your torso
634
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,040
♪ Boys getting high
and the girls even more so ♪
635
00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:15,082
♪ Wave your hands
if you're not with a man ♪
636
00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:17,790
♪ Can I kick it?
♪
637
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:21,874
♪ I got [funk], you got
We got everybody ♪
638
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,457
♪ I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal ♪
639
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:27,582
♪ It's time to move your body
640
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:32,249
♪ Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness? ♪
641
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:36,915
♪ Every girl, every man
♪
642
00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:39,249
♪ Houston, do you hear me?
643
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,374
♪ Ground control,
can you feel me? ♪
644
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,040
♪ Need permission to land
645
00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:49,332
♪ I don't want to rock, DJ
646
00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:53,415
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
647
00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:59,207
♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ?
648
00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,625
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
649
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,708
Let's go, boys!
650
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,500
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
651
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,707
♪ Singin' in the classes
652
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,040
♪ Music for your masses
653
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,332
♪ Give no head
No backstage passes ♪
654
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,165
♪ Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite ♪
655
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:22,874
♪ But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic [right] ♪
656
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,999
♪ You got no love, then
you're with the wrong man ♪
657
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,415
♪ It's time to move your body
658
00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:29,582
♪ If you can't get a girl
but your best friend can ♪
659
00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:32,375
♪ It's time to
move your body ♪
660
00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:37,415
♪ I don't want to be sleazy
Baby, just tease me ♪
661
00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:41,874
♪ Got no family planned
♪
662
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,540
♪ Houston, do you hear me?
663
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,915
♪ Ground control,
can you feel me? ♪
664
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,332
♪ Need permission to land
665
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:54,874
♪ I don't want to rock
, DJ ♪
666
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:58,375
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice ♪
667
00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:03,999
♪ When's it gonna stop,
DJ? ♪
668
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,750
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
669
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:14,957
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them fleece me ♪
670
00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,040
♪ Every night
671
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,415
Yeah! Oh! Oh!
672
00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:22,415
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy
673
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:26,999
♪ But if you're sellin' it
♪
674
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,583
♪ It's alright
675
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,415
Come on!
676
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,666
♪ I don't want to rock
677
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:45,332
♪ But you're making me
feel so nice ♪
678
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:50,083
♪ When it's going to stop,
DJ? ♪
679
00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:54,500
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
680
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,166
♪ I don't want to rock ♪
681
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,957
♪ But you're making
me feel so... ♪
682
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:06,791
♪ You're making me
feel so nice ♪
683
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:13,541
♪ I don't want to rock, DJ
684
00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,957
♪ But you're making me
feel so nice ♪
685
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:22,666
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
686
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,540
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
687
00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:30,375
♪ I don't want to rock
688
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:36,707
♪ But you're making me
feel so nice ♪
689
00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:41,208
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
690
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:46,082
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
691
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,207
Every day, there's a new lot.
692
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,457
The coach brings them in.
693
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,707
They come into the garden,
694
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,249
they nick the wood
off the fence,
695
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,540
the clothes off the line.
696
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,499
Someone should do
something about this.
697
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,374
Mum, they want this to happen.
698
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,207
I went down the post office
the other day
699
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,874
and someone called me
a posh slag.
700
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,624
Oh, love, you're not posh.
701
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,165
It's not funny. I can't make
my deliveries anymore.
702
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,665
I'm having to shut
the business, Robert.
703
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,165
Guess who's recording the
lead vocals for our new song?
704
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,374
Mm-hm.
705
00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,290
I'll get us out
of this shithole
706
00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:25,625
and buy us a fortress,
just like Gary.
707
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,499
And why would I want a
bigger house to hide in?
708
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,374
That was the first time
709
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,790
my mum closed the curtains.
710
00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,707
I'm going to bed.
If they'll let me.
711
00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,290
She didn't open
them for another ten years.
712
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,625
Hey, love...
713
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,875
Where's my little Robert gone?
714
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,875
I'm a pop star now.
715
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,291
Fat little Robert isn't going
to sell any albums, is he?
716
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,583
I'm just giving the people
what they want.
717
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:11,249
I go onstage
and act like a gladiator
718
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,708
and I pretend that the whole
world is lucky to see me.
719
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,250
And they all act accordingly.
720
00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,000
They don't see what I see.
721
00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:30,083
Then stop!
722
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,041
See, that's the
craziest thing to me.
723
00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,165
I can't.
724
00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,957
We love you, Robbie!
725
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,500
Now, fuck off!
726
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,624
I'm here at Take That HQ
727
00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:51,915
with the man responsible
728
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,540
for the band's success,
Nigel Martin Smith.
729
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,874
It's quite a display.
730
00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:58,665
It is, yeah, yeah, we got
731
00:38:58,666 --> 00:38:59,874
Take That dolls,
732
00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:01,374
Take That calendars,
733
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,040
Take That pillows, so you
can sleep with Take That.
734
00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,957
I'm just kidding.
Probably cut that bit out.
735
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:11,457
Uh, for our ethnic fans, we have
Take That Babushka dolls.
736
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,457
Uh, Robbie's inside Mark,
who's inside Jason.
737
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,999
Jason's inside Howard and
they all fit snugly in Gary.
738
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,500
Hmm, that's quite cute.
739
00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:22,625
Lyrics?
740
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,833
Just some ideas.
741
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,416
Well, come on then.
Give us a look.
742
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,124
- Will I get a credit?
- I don't know.
743
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,833
Are they any good?
744
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,957
- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Fuck off.
745
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,790
You've got it
all over you.
746
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,415
- Fuck off, Jason.
- Whatever.
747
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,790
Hey. At least
pretend to give a toss.
748
00:39:44,791 --> 00:39:46,582
- What, about all this?
- Yeah.
749
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,915
Are you kidding?
750
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:50,290
Do you have any idea how
naff people think we are?
751
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,290
Oh, fuck off, Robbie,
they bloody love us.
752
00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,583
Do you think Oasis
does this shit?!
753
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,332
We need to branch out.
754
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,457
Write something that's not
755
00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,457
so fucking cringeworthy.
756
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,915
- And this coming from you.
- Uh...
757
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,207
The one who only shines
when the light's on him.
758
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,165
- Alright, Gaz.
- No, no, let him speak.
759
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,582
You think you can just turn up,
760
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,249
scribble some
worthless shit
761
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,541
and get your name next to mine
in the song credits?
762
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,875
You add nothing to this.
763
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,207
Any of it.
764
00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:25,166
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
765
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,207
♪ Do you remember?
766
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,624
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with you-- ♪
767
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,999
Ah, just ah, hold it there
for a second, thanks, Robbie.
768
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,582
That was better, yeah?
769
00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,874
Ah, you're... you're still
a little behind, I'm afraid.
770
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,165
Oh, I've always liked
a little behind.
771
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:45,124
Uh, what we might do, Robbie,
is, um, if we record it -
772
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,957
we can just record it
line by line, yeah?
773
00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,540
And we can just
stitch it together later.
774
00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,165
Nah, I can do it all at once.
775
00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,749
Yeah, let's just, um,
let's just go again.
776
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,915
Yeah, let's go. I got it.
777
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,332
Sure thing, then. Uh...
778
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,333
Here we go.
779
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:04,749
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
780
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,791
♪ Do you remember?
781
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:12,583
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with you ♪
782
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,416
♪ A ha ♪
783
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:18,582
♪ But if we all stand up
for what we believe ♪
784
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,999
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities ♪
785
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,332
You're worthless.
786
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,165
You can't do what Gary does.
787
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,000
They're all laughing at ya.
788
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,499
♪ So, baby, don't
turn away, listen-- ♪
789
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,415
Ah, that's... that's great.
Thanks. Thanks, Robbie.
790
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,832
Just give us
one wee sec, yeah?
791
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,541
Fuck me.
792
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,415
I think we might
have it there, mate.
793
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,582
Thank you.
794
00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,082
- Okay, great.
- Let's go, guys.
795
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,332
- Hey.
- Whoo!
796
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,499
Yeah, yeah. Cheers.
Cheers, Robbie.
797
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,207
Give it a sec, Gary,
before you head in there.
798
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,249
- Oh, my God.
- You did your best.
799
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,833
Yeah, you know, and
now I feel like the bad guy.
800
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:26,957
♪ Turn back the time...
801
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,790
Gary Barlow,
ladies and gentlemen!
802
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,624
It's already good.
Fucking hell, the difference!
803
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,249
It's like night and day,
isn't it?
804
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,500
Yeah. Thank you.
805
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,708
Oh, this is a hit.
806
00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:47,499
I didn't know it
807
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,249
but I was suffering
from depression.
808
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,707
I hate that phrase -
'suffering from depression'.
809
00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,665
It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara -
810
00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,249
"I do declare, Mr. Butler,
811
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,707
"I have been suffering
with a bout of depression."
812
00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,625
'Clinically depressed'
is better.
813
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,207
Way more lab coaty.
814
00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,415
- Dad!
- Here he is! Here he is!
815
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,749
I didn't know you were--
816
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,040
Oh, my God!
817
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,499
I told you, didn't I?
818
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,915
You owe me a pint, love.
819
00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:12,707
- Can I get a photo?
- Of course you can.
820
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,458
I'll take it for you.
821
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,540
Okay, here we go.
822
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:21,040
- Say 'fuzzy pickle'.
- Fuzzy pickle.
823
00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,832
- Ah...
- Lovely.
824
00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,124
Thank you so much.
825
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,874
Did you want one
with me in it?
826
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,249
Great idea, yeah!
827
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,665
Yeah, course you do.
Come on.
828
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,666
Look at that, eh?
Peas in a pod.
829
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,791
Can I lose you... use you...
Can I use your loo?
830
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,082
Yeah.
831
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:39,583
It's a number two.
832
00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:42,165
Be my guest.
833
00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:44,499
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah... Oh.
834
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,332
She seems nice.
835
00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,999
Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific!
836
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,540
You know they've cordoned off
the whole street, don't ya?
837
00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,999
There's girls everywhere.
838
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,874
They're not playing nice either.
839
00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,499
It's like a bloodsport
out there.
840
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,999
I told the security lads
you were my son.
841
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,290
I nearly got torn apart.
842
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,832
You in town for long?
843
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,999
No, no, just... just passing
through. Back home tonight.
844
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,415
After I collect my pint.
845
00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:14,832
I wish I'd known
you were coming.
846
00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,207
- What's this?
- Nothing.
847
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,500
Prozac?
848
00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,499
What have you got
to mope about?
849
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,499
You boys are flying.
Bloody Brits nomination...
850
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,625
I've been telling
everyone about that.
851
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,625
I know. It's just...
852
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,291
It's all a bit overwhelming,
Dad, you know?
853
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:38,040
It's like I can't keep track
of who I am anymore.
854
00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,374
Well, go and ask
that lot out there.
855
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,332
They know exactly
who you are.
856
00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:44,165
The other lads
you'd be hard-pressed
857
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,832
to pick 'em out
of a police line-up.
858
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,624
Well, not Gary, obviously,
'cause he's the creative one,
859
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,957
but, uh, you...
860
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,165
...you're living
the dream, youth.
861
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,790
We love you, Robbie.
862
00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:56,791
How can you not
know who you are...
863
00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,083
...when there are thousands
of people screaming your name?
864
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,624
Jesus! Rob!
865
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,415
- What did he take?
- Could be anything.
866
00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:13,915
Hold the show
until I say.
867
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:16,624
- No, no, no, no!
- You were an afterthought.
868
00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,665
Couldn't sing, couldn't dance.
869
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:21,333
Looks... five at best.
870
00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:26,166
Everything you have,
everything, I've given you.
871
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,707
And you don't
deserve any of it.
872
00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,832
Oh, fucking hell!
873
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,540
- Are you fucking retarded?!
- I fucking told them...
874
00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,790
- Alright! Get in position.
- Fucking hell, Nige!
875
00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:45,124
- I said, get in position, now!
- Get up, get up!
876
00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,040
Wake up, you fucking baby!
877
00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,832
Right, follow my lead!
878
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,541
All of this
because of a fucking wink.
879
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:06,082
♪ Help me escape
this feeling of insecurity ♪
880
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:07,500
♪ Ah, ah
881
00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,415
♪ I need you so much
882
00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:14,040
♪ But I don't think
you really need me ♪
883
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,999
♪ Ah, ah
884
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,957
♪ But if we all stand up
in the name of love ♪
885
00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:23,915
♪ And state the case of
what we're dreaming of ♪
886
00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:27,624
♪ I've got to say
I only dream of you ♪
887
00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:30,415
♪ But like a thief
in the night ♪
888
00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,540
♪ You took away the love
that I knew ♪
889
00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,207
♪ Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho
890
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,791
♪ Relight my fire
891
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,957
♪ Your love is my only desire
892
00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:47,749
♪ Relight my fire
893
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:52,958
♪ 'Cause I need your love
894
00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:55,625
Oh!
895
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,290
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
896
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,749
Passed out! That's a new low.
897
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,165
It was a dodgy curry.
898
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,332
Your job is simple -
899
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:10,165
sing the harmonies
and toe the line.
900
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,540
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
901
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,040
Know your place.
902
00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,000
You're making us look
like fucking idiots.
903
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,416
Ah! Hoo!
904
00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:23,332
♪ Turn back the times
to the days when ♪
905
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,540
- Oh, fuck!
- ♪ Our love was new
906
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,500
♪ Do you remember?
907
00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:31,665
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with-- ♪
908
00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,374
♪ You
909
00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,249
♪ A ha...
910
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,832
♪ But if we all stand up
for what we believe ♪
911
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:42,750
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities ♪
912
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,874
♪ The world would be wild
for the dream ♪
913
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,540
♪ So, baby, don't turn away
914
00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:53,499
♪ Listen to what
I gotta say, ah ♪
915
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,665
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
916
00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:58,915
♪ Relight my fire
917
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:02,832
♪ 'Cause I need...
918
00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:05,208
♪ Oh, I need...
919
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,125
♪ Your love
920
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,375
♪ Sun
921
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,666
♪ Sun
922
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,415
Because
he writes all the songs,
923
00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:30,749
Gary makes all the money.
924
00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,957
He's got a mansion
in the north of England
925
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,749
with a driveway full of cars.
926
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,124
Fuck me!
927
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:38,082
And a butler.
928
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,582
While I'm still
living at Mum's.
929
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,583
He's Elton now.
930
00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:47,457
And they're all
waiting for me in the garden.
931
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,999
And it's to talk
about the problem.
932
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040
- And I am the problem.
- Whoo!
933
00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:03,083
Robbie, so, um...
934
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:07,999
Well, we've all been
having a think, and, um,
935
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,750
we'd quite like to do
the next tour as a, ah...
936
00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,582
...as a four-piece.
937
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,249
Just to see
if we can do it.
938
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,165
Yeah.
To see if we can do it.
939
00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,749
Perhaps
you could focus on
940
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,124
some of that solo material
you've been working on or, um...
941
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,332
To be honest, Rob,
942
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,458
we've been doing it as
a four-piece for a while.
943
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,000
I think you should.
944
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,791
Is that it, then?
945
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,333
Uh... Yeah.
946
00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,500
Wheeee!
947
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:56,208
Can I take this?
948
00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,374
Yeah, Rob.
If you want.
949
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,791
This is it!
950
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,166
This... is... the end!
951
00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:20,374
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
952
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,249
Hmm!
953
00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,625
Fuck!
954
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,291
♪ So unimpressed but so in awe
955
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:16,250
♪ Such a saint
Such a whore ♪
956
00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:22,125
♪ So self-aware
So full of shit ♪
957
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625
♪ So indecisive
So adamant ♪
958
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:33,749
♪ I'm contemplating
thinking about thinking ♪
959
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:38,457
♪ It's overrated
Just get another drink in ♪
960
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,832
♪ Watch me come undone
961
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:48,165
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the streets ♪
962
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,207
♪ I pray that
963
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,957
♪ When I'm coming down
you'll be asleep ♪
964
00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,957
♪ If I ever hurt you,
your revenge will be so sweet ♪
965
00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:03,624
♪ Because I'm scum
and I'm your son ♪
966
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:07,500
♪ I come undone
967
00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:13,458
♪ I come undone
968
00:52:14,791 --> 00:52:16,332
Fans are still reeling
969
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,624
from the announcement
on Monday
970
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,957
that Robbie Williams
971
00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,582
has split from Take That.
972
00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:23,124
Help Line switchboards, set up
after reports of suicides,
973
00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:26,333
have been flooded by
tearful Take That fans...
974
00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,790
But he had
built up a reputation
975
00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:31,040
as a party animal...
976
00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:34,750
♪ So rock'n'roll
So corporate suits ♪
977
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:40,250
♪ So damn ugly
So damn cute ♪
978
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,124
♪ So well-trained
979
00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,083
♪ So animal
980
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,790
♪ So need-your-love
So fuck-you-all ♪
981
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:59,124
♪ I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to ♪
982
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:04,290
♪ If I stopped lying
I'd just disappoint you ♪
983
00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:06,457
♪ I come undone
984
00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:10,749
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the street ♪
985
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:19,166
♪ I pray that when I'm coming
down you'll be asleep ♪
986
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:38,999
♪ If I ever hurt you,
your revenge will be so sweet ♪
987
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,832
♪ Because I'm scum
but I'm your son ♪
988
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,332
♪ I come un--
989
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,665
How could you do this?
990
00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:08,874
We need you, Robbie!
991
00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,582
Don't go!
992
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,832
Robbie, don't do this!
993
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,457
Don't leave!
994
00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,166
Hmm? Hmm?
995
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,124
The cheeky
member of Take That
996
00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,040
is now the fucked-up
messy one
997
00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,583
who's gone and
broken up the band.
998
00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,250
And people hate me for it.
999
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:38,749
But really, they're only saying
what I think about myself.
1000
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,624
I've a raging cocaine habit,
1001
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:45,165
I'm a full-blown alcoholic
and I'm twenty-one.
1002
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,749
I think I was always going to
be an alcoholic or an addict.
1003
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:53,457
I just had the money and the
means to get there quicker.
1004
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,916
But I'm also
incredibly competitive.
1005
00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,874
I mean, I've no idea
1006
00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:03,583
how I'm going to
pull off a solo career.
1007
00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,832
But there's an
energy to revenge,
1008
00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:09,874
and it's very, very seductive.
1009
00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:14,165
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six, five,
1010
00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:17,165
four, three, two, one.
1011
00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,749
Happy New Year!
1012
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,083
It's going to happen.
1013
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:46,958
No ifs, no buts. No left,
no right. Just straight ahead.
1014
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:56,250
I'm going to be
fucking massive.
1015
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:59,000
A massive what?
1016
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,832
Fuck! You scared
the shit out of me.
1017
00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,624
You said you
wanted to be massive?
1018
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:06,083
Ah, well, I was just, um...
1019
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,457
...wishing for
a little extra girth.
1020
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,416
- What is it you do?
- Oh, yeah...
1021
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,415
Oh sorry,
should I already know that?
1022
00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:21,457
No, no, no, no, no. Um...
1023
00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:23,957
No, I'm...
I'm a singer and songwriter.
1024
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,165
Really?
1025
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,957
Yeah. Yeah,
just starting out on my own.
1026
00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,249
I was in Take That and--
1027
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,582
The boyband?
1028
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,582
Oh, don't mind me.
1029
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,415
Sorry.
1030
00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:40,915
No, you're alright.
I mean, it is why I left.
1031
00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:43,124
Dancing around
in the background
1032
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,999
like a camp sadomasochist.
1033
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,040
I mean, if I'm going
to look like a tosser,
1034
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,999
I might as well do it
down stage centre.
1035
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,665
So it's all about
the spotlight?
1036
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,999
Wow, not even any lube.
Just full fist.
1037
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,082
I'm just saying -
1038
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,874
if you're gonna start out
on your own,
1039
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,540
you might as well
be honest about why.
1040
00:56:58,541 --> 00:57:01,249
- Shit, are you a journalist?
- Fuck, no.
1041
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,416
I'm just curious.
1042
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,207
I'm not sure
you'd understand.
1043
00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:07,500
Try me.
1044
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:12,999
You know, I was given
the golden ticket
1045
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,832
but it felt like
I was bound and gagged
1046
00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:16,082
for the last five years.
1047
00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:17,665
And not in a hot way, either.
1048
00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:20,040
In like a battery
to the scrotum sort of way.
1049
00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:25,207
I don't know,
sexy, mysterious, masked lady.
1050
00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,082
I guess I've just
reached a point
1051
00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:31,333
where I want to prove
I can make it on my own.
1052
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,625
Prove to who?
1053
00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,625
Everyone.
1054
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:42,415
See? I told you
you wouldn't understand.
1055
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,707
Oh, fuck me!
1056
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,665
- Nicole Appleton.
- ♪ I know where it's at
1057
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:54,832
She and her sister
were members
1058
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,749
of the girl band, All Saints.
1059
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,416
Their manager was a cunt, too.
1060
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:02,082
She was absolutely lovely -
1061
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,041
with the single
worst taste in men.
1062
00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:08,541
Yeah, you alright?
1063
00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,749
Fame is so
fucking weird, isn't it?
1064
00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:16,457
It's like that uneasy
feeling you get
1065
00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:17,874
when they bring
the cake out
1066
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,749
and the whole restaurant
sings "Happy Birthday" to you
1067
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,416
and you can't wait until "Happy
Birthday" stops being sung.
1068
00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,499
I mean, people are
doing a really nice thing,
1069
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,207
but you just want it
to stop so you can--
1070
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,041
Eat the fucking cake.
1071
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,125
Yeah.
1072
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,249
Well, now you've got
your gag off,
1073
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,666
what are you going to say?
1074
00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,832
- I've got some lyrics.
- Oh...
1075
00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:47,124
I mean, they're basically
different takes
1076
00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:48,332
on how much I hate myself.
1077
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,749
Oh, so a Christmas album then?
1078
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,457
I'm not sure about an album.
1079
00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:54,749
You know, at the moment,
1080
00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:56,749
I'd just like to write
one good song.
1081
00:58:58,291 --> 00:59:00,457
- You're overthinking it.
- Hmm?
1082
00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,624
Just write about
whatever's in front of you.
1083
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,124
Look...
1084
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:08,124
♪ I've got a boat but
mine's made of rubber ♪
1085
00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,499
♪ I cut a hole in the back
1086
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,249
♪ And use my cock as a rudder
1087
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,833
Yes! It's a hit!
1088
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,458
See? You're going to be
massive in no time.
1089
00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:25,208
♪ I was her
1090
00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:28,500
♪ She was me
1091
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,000
♪ We were one
1092
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:37,125
♪ We were free
1093
00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:44,458
♪ If there's somebody
calling me on ♪
1094
00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:50,374
♪ She's the one
1095
00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:56,749
♪ If there's somebody
1096
00:59:56,750 --> 01:00:00,124
♪ Calling me on
1097
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,750
♪ She's the one
1098
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,791
♪ We were young
1099
01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,166
♪ We were wrong
1100
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:18,582
♪ We were fine
all along ♪
1101
01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,332
♪ If there's somebody
1102
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:24,957
♪ Calling me on
1103
01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:27,291
♪ She's the one
1104
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,874
♪ When you get to
where you wanna go ♪
1105
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:37,332
♪ And you know the things
you wanna know ♪
1106
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:42,583
♪ You're smiling
1107
01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:47,207
♪ When you said
what you wanna say ♪
1108
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,874
♪ And you know
the way you wanna play ♪
1109
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,832
♪ You'll be so high ♪
1110
01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:57,916
♪ You'll be flying
1111
01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,750
♪ Though the sea
1112
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,708
♪ Will be strong
1113
01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:10,165
♪ I know we'll carry on
1114
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:13,499
♪ 'Cause if there's somebody
1115
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:16,333
♪ Calling me on
1116
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,791
♪ He's the one
1117
01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:29,082
♪ If there's
somebody calling me on ♪
1118
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:31,875
♪ She's the one
1119
01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:39,582
♪ When you get to
where you wanna go ♪
1120
01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:41,790
♪ And you know the things
you wanna know ♪
1121
01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:47,583
♪ You're smiling
1122
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,832
♪ When you said
what you wanna say ♪
1123
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,415
♪ And you know the
way you wanna play it ♪
1124
01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:57,207
♪ You'll be so high
1125
01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:02,541
♪ You'll be flying
1126
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:23,458
♪ She's the one
1127
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:28,166
♪ He's the one
1128
01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:02,041
♪ You can't manufacture
a miracle ♪
1129
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,416
♪ The silence was pitiful...
1130
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,665
It's not...
It's not a competition, girls.
1131
01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:13,582
It's just hard work.
You need to put that in.
1132
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,207
♪ Do a little dance...
1133
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,582
Here.
1134
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,332
This place is posh as fuck.
1135
01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,415
You know, I've just seen
fucking Bono in the toilet.
1136
01:04:20,416 --> 01:04:22,333
Had a look.
1137
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,707
Tiny.
1138
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,207
You've missed me, haven't you?
1139
01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:28,541
Ah, of course you have.
1140
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,832
Hmm! Hey, so...
1141
01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:34,083
You know my girlfriend,
Kayleigh?
1142
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:36,999
- Kayleigh.
- The one with the clubfoot?
1143
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,499
No, she ain't got a clubfoot.
1144
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,082
- Well...
- No. Her pelvis is out.
1145
01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:44,416
Anyway, she's... up the duff.
1146
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,833
I'm going to be a dad.
1147
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:54,207
That's amazing.
1148
01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:55,915
I'm just surprised the
little thing still works.
1149
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:57,249
Fuck off!
1150
01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:58,665
Shut up! Shut up! Here it is.
1151
01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,332
The wait is over!
1152
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:03,124
Coming in at number one,
it's new, it's brilliant,
1153
01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:05,790
it's "Never Ever"
by All Saints.
1154
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,457
Whoo!
1155
01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,333
Come on!
1156
01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,332
- I can't believe it!
- Well done, babe.
1157
01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:28,624
- You deserve it.
- It'll be your turn next.
1158
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:33,415
Nicole,
give us a few words!
1159
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:35,750
Yes. Nicole.
1160
01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:40,375
Okay. Ahh, I just...
1161
01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,749
I can't believe we did it.
1162
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:45,290
Number fucking one!
1163
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,915
To everyone who has supported
us through the years,
1164
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,165
you're family,
and we love you.
1165
01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,082
Whoo!
1166
01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,416
And to my...
1167
01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,499
Ah, to my best friends...
1168
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,874
Having a number one is amazing
1169
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,249
and getting to celebrate it
together is the best.
1170
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:07,457
Liam Gallagher
was the lead singer of Oasis,
1171
01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:09,374
the biggest band on the planet.
1172
01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:12,124
I'm in love with their songs.
I'm in love with the lyrics.
1173
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,749
I'm in love with how
provocative they are.
1174
01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,665
I'm just totally
in love with them,
1175
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,374
and I want to be them.
1176
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,665
Fame is a
powerful aphrodisiac.
1177
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:22,707
It means even ugly people
can get laid.
1178
01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,374
Mind you,
guitars do that, too.
1179
01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:27,957
What's all that about, then?
1180
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,207
Got a number one.
1181
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,582
Is that all?
Fucking hell.
1182
01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,999
If I orgasmed every time
I had a number one,
1183
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,290
I'd be fucking dry.
1184
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,374
Yeah.
1185
01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,874
- You listen to this cunt?
- Yeah!
1186
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,790
Like he fucking knows what
we're fucking talking about.
1187
01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:41,249
You want a number one,
1188
01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,957
you should've stayed
Gary's back-up dancer.
1189
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,249
Guess who's had
the largest ever demand
1190
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,707
for concert tickets
in British history?
1191
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:49,999
Me.
1192
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,165
And the band--
1193
01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:53,124
Knebworth, right?
1194
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:55,457
125,000 fucking
screaming cunts.
1195
01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,874
That's insane.
1196
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,332
It's how you know you've
made it, fucking knobhead.
1197
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,957
Me and Liam
wouldn't always be so cuddly.
1198
01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,957
Would anybody like
to see me fight Liam?
1199
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,582
Liam, a hundred grand
of your money,
1200
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,957
a hundred grand of my money.
1201
01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,957
We'll get in the ring
and we'll have a fight
1202
01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:15,582
and you can all
watch it on TV.
1203
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,207
What do you
think about that?
1204
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,665
Now are you going to do it
1205
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,832
or are you going to pussy out,
you fucking wimp?
1206
01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,707
Thankfully,
1207
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,708
he wasn't in the country
at the time.
1208
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,207
Knebworth...
1209
01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:33,415
Come on, let's go.
This is shit.
1210
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:37,333
- Nice chatting to you, Noel.
- Fuck off, cunt.
1211
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,166
Hey, twinkletoes,
you coming or what?
1212
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,625
Yeah. Come on.
1213
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,540
♪ Never ever
have I ever felt so sad ♪
1214
01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,957
Whoo!
1215
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,625
Good evening, Knebworth.
1216
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,166
You all look gorgeous tonight.
1217
01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,791
Here's one from my new album.
1218
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,540
Thank you very much.
1219
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,833
Hiya.
1220
01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:18,374
Fuck me, aren't you
Miss Number One
1221
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,707
of the United Kingdom
of Britain?
1222
01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,250
- Maybe.
- Mm-hm.
1223
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,832
And where did you end up?
1224
01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:29,207
I got kidnapped by
Liam Gallagher.
1225
01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:30,665
Oh...
1226
01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,957
And you looked like you were
having a good enough time.
1227
01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:40,625
Anyway, I was just trying
to make sense of it.
1228
01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,875
Of what?
1229
01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:46,041
"Never Ever".
1230
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:53,249
You don't... What? You don't...
You don't like our song?
1231
01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,791
Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm not
sure it's a number one, but...
1232
01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:01,707
Well, people seem to like it.
1233
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,415
It would be nice if my fiancé--
1234
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:08,957
Screaming, jumping around,
making fucking speeches...
1235
01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,582
And all that bullshit
about family.
1236
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:14,499
It's not bullshit.
It's everything to me.
1237
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,832
Right.
1238
01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:18,040
So did you tell them
that you gave up our family
1239
01:09:18,041 --> 01:09:19,458
to get that number one, then?
1240
01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:22,375
Nah.
1241
01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:25,958
I bet you left that bit out of
your little speech, didn't you?
1242
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,624
You're so fucking ugly
when you're wasted.
1243
01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,415
Well, I'll be sober tomorrow.
1244
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,374
Oh, and won't that be nice!
1245
01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:40,332
I can't believe I had to tell
everyone that you left tonight
1246
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,665
because something
important came up.
1247
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:42,874
It did.
1248
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,290
Getting fucked up
with your mates?
1249
01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:46,499
At least they know how
to write a proper number one.
1250
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,957
Which is more than you can.
1251
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,707
Scribbling lyrics
in your little notebook,
1252
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,540
but you're too scared
to show them to anyone.
1253
01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:54,540
A number one and she's
giving out the advice.
1254
01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,915
I didn't ask you to lie to
your friends, 'cause guess what,
1255
01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,249
I don't give a fuck
what they think!
1256
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,375
You give a fuck
what everyone thinks, Rob.
1257
01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:06,541
That's all you give
a fuck about.
1258
01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:27,207
Dickhead.
1259
01:10:35,916 --> 01:10:37,874
We need crisps.
1260
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:39,874
We're alright, Nan.
1261
01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:42,665
Well, I don't want you
wasting away on me.
1262
01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,999
They don't have washing
machines in London?
1263
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,499
Yeah, but you
do it with love.
1264
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,874
Oh, you bugger.
1265
01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,915
You should come home
more often, you know.
1266
01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,999
She's slowing down.
1267
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,957
Rubbish.
Nan will outlive all of us.
1268
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,082
Anyway, I'm about
to be very busy.
1269
01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,707
I rang around
and I've got a meeting
1270
01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,791
with a producer
called Guy Chambers.
1271
01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:04,790
Nicole's got a number one.
1272
01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:07,249
Fucking Gary's
got number ones.
1273
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,749
And here I am turning
into a farmyard animal.
1274
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:12,582
I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
1275
01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,749
Bless you, Nan.
1276
01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,290
Now,
I spoke to your dad.
1277
01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:18,165
Oh, that makes one of us.
1278
01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,790
It's been radio silence
since I left the band.
1279
01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:22,415
He's agreed to see you again.
1280
01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,749
Agreed? What do you mean?
1281
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,791
Well, to have you visit,
on your school holidays.
1282
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,207
He called me, remember?
1283
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666
He said it'd been too long.
1284
01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:40,874
He invited me.
1285
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,958
Yes, that's right.
I told him to.
1286
01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,916
You see?
1287
01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,957
- Oh, Jesus...
- Oh, Betty.
1288
01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,665
No, no, no.
1289
01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,874
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, Betty.
1290
01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,790
No.
1291
01:11:58,791 --> 01:12:00,499
It's alright.
1292
01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,415
Hey, Nan, it's alright.
1293
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:03,582
Shhh.
1294
01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:05,290
Come on. Don't cry.
1295
01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,707
It's alright.
1296
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:10,165
- Shhh, Betty.
- I'm so sorry, love.
1297
01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:11,999
It's alright, duck.
1298
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,499
I'm sorry.
1299
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,290
♪ My rhyme's complex, yes!
1300
01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,582
♪ You're just picking up
giro cheques, bless ♪
1301
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,415
♪ A whole life for the YTS, oh
1302
01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:25,624
♪ I line up in a line
of nine suspects ♪
1303
01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:27,457
♪ And I wine and dine
the fine witness ♪
1304
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,749
♪ Then she reclines and
resigns to my wish list ♪
1305
01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,874
♪ So I pop it out
like the litmus test ♪
1306
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,290
♪ And she's like, am I
allowed to lick this yet-- ♪
1307
01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:37,415
Okay, okay!
Hang on, hang on. Ugh.
1308
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:40,749
Listen, I appreciate
you coming over,
1309
01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,540
but this isn't going to work.
1310
01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:44,332
Guy Chambers.
1311
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:47,374
Guy likes it when I talk about
the holidays we shared,
1312
01:12:47,375 --> 01:12:50,249
and I like it when he agrees
to let me sing our songs.
1313
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,540
You don't mind, do you?
1314
01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,208
So our lawyers
had a chat...
1315
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,957
And here we are
on a beach.
1316
01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,165
Uh, lower...
1317
01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,665
You've only heard
half of them.
1318
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,124
And they're all the same.
1319
01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,332
I can't even tell when one ends
and the next one begins.
1320
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,832
It's like you've written lyrics
1321
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,874
you think other people
want to hear.
1322
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,082
I don't know...
1323
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,624
That might be okay
in a boyband...
1324
01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:11,832
So you want me to get
naked on the first date?
1325
01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,249
Well, it's the only way
this works.
1326
01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:17,250
Songs are only valuable
if they cost you something.
1327
01:13:21,666 --> 01:13:24,375
Luckily, I'm always
naked on the first date.
1328
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,125
If you're going to laugh,
do it on the inside, yeah?
1329
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:45,875
I dent easily.
1330
01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:50,125
Can you give me a C?
1331
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,665
♪ You can't--
1332
01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:56,874
Fuck me.
1333
01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:58,541
Better make it a B flat.
1334
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:07,165
♪ You can't manufacture
a miracle ♪
1335
01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:11,165
♪ The silence was pitiful
1336
01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,291
♪ That day
1337
01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:20,208
♪ And love is
getting too cynical ♪
1338
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,290
♪ Passion's just physical
1339
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:26,458
♪ These days
1340
01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:34,415
♪ You analyse
everyone you meet ♪
1341
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:38,457
♪ But get no sign
1342
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,583
♪ Loving kind
1343
01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:47,290
♪ Every night you admit defeat
1344
01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,875
♪ And cry yourself blind
1345
01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,457
Ah, this is the chorus.
1346
01:14:54,458 --> 01:15:00,124
♪ If you can't wake up
in the morning ♪
1347
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:05,000
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1348
01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,749
♪ If you're lost, hurt
1349
01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,415
♪ Tired or lonely
1350
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,749
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1351
01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,124
And the second verse.
1352
01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,332
♪ The DJ--
1353
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,207
No, no! No! Hang on, hang on.
1354
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:22,540
Um...
1355
01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:24,999
We have to double the chorus
or it'll sound crap.
1356
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,957
What was that list? Lost...
1357
01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:29,249
♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely...
1358
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,874
Right, that's the hook.
That's the gold.
1359
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:34,415
The 'something beautiful' bit
is cream on top. You've got...
1360
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:39,957
♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely
1361
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,915
And then you repeat.
You understand?
1362
01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:47,915
- Yeah.
- Right.
1363
01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:49,332
Pick it up from the chorus,
1364
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,374
and, you know,
give it some welly.
1365
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:54,541
Even if it's shit,
you got to make it your shit.
1366
01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:58,290
Two, three...
1367
01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:02,875
♪ If you can't wake up
in the morning ♪
1368
01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,666
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1369
01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:14,415
♪ If you're lost, hurt,
tired or lonely ♪
1370
01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:18,290
♪ Can't control it
Try as you might ♪
1371
01:16:18,291 --> 01:16:19,790
There you go!
1372
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:23,958
♪ May you find that love
that won't leave you ♪
1373
01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:29,582
♪ May you find it
by the end of the day ♪
1374
01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:35,540
♪ You won't be lost, hurt,
tired or lonely ♪
1375
01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:39,707
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1376
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,040
One more time.
1377
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:42,457
♪ Something beautiful
1378
01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:45,707
♪ Will come your way
1379
01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,916
You're not as crap
as I thought.
1380
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,832
Thanks.
1381
01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,457
We need to clean it up
a bit but it's a start.
1382
01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:03,000
Now, what else have
you got in there?
1383
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:05,790
♪ Radio Wave...
1384
01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:09,332
And coming up we have a
surprise guest in the studio.
1385
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:12,290
It's none other than
ex-Take That bad boy,
1386
01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:13,625
Robbie Williams!
1387
01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:18,665
Chris Briggs -
manager to the stars.
1388
01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:21,124
Amazingly, he saw
something in me.
1389
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:23,665
I mean, besides monstrous
amounts of drugs and booze.
1390
01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:25,290
It'll be nice
and intimate.
1391
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,749
Fifty people or so -
contest winners,
1392
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,124
so they'll be super excited.
1393
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,082
And just remember
it's going out live,
1394
01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,624
so mind your
'shits' and 'fucks'.
1395
01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:35,124
You should start with a cover,
something people recognise.
1396
01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,249
We want them to
recognise our songs.
1397
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,915
And they will, but you
have to woo them first.
1398
01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:41,124
You gotta get me
to Knebworth.
1399
01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:42,540
How about you
get through this one
1400
01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,957
without giving yourself
a heart attack?
1401
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:46,165
Just get me there, alright?
1402
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,249
Baby steps, mate.
1403
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,540
Look, I know this isn't
much of a gig, but--
1404
01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,332
Oh, I don't know.
Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi!
1405
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:56,375
Plus, we need the air time.
What have you got to lose?
1406
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,457
I would've said my dignity
1407
01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,250
but Take That
already stole it, so...
1408
01:18:04,291 --> 01:18:08,416
I mean it, Briggsy,
I have got to play Knebworth.
1409
01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:11,207
Whatever it takes.
1410
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,291
It'll take everything.
1411
01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,083
Sure you're ready for that?
1412
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,041
Then make every
performance count.
1413
01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,375
Light 'em up.
1414
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,290
One, two, three, four.
1415
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:41,124
♪ You got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie ♪
1416
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:43,665
♪ Do the mashed potato
1417
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:45,624
♪ Do the alligator
1418
01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:49,457
♪ Put your hands on your hips
1419
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,249
♪ Let your backbone slip
1420
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,415
♪ Do the watusi
1421
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,040
♪ Like my little Lucy
1422
01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,540
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1423
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,665
You're going to die!
1424
01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:05,332
You've left
the safety of the band
1425
01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,790
and now you're going
out on your own.
1426
01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:08,040
How does that feel?
1427
01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:09,624
I couldn't be happier.
1428
01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,457
I'm finally free, you know,
1429
01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:13,874
and this is only the beginning.
1430
01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,374
Come on!
1431
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,332
Well, the
first punches have been thrown
1432
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,332
and it's Gary Barlow
at number one...
1433
01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,790
Light 'em up.
1434
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,415
...while Robbie's first album,
"Life Thru A Lens",
1435
01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:25,665
has debuted at
number eleven.
1436
01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,832
- Robbie's fate now rests...
- Oh!
1437
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:29,290
...on a national
charm offensive tour.
1438
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,040
Lock up your daughters,
1439
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:35,249
lock up your sons.
1440
01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:38,124
It's Robbie Williams!
1441
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:42,000
You know what
I need you to do!
1442
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,040
One, two, three, four.
1443
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:49,707
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1444
01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:51,416
♪ Na-na-na-na
1445
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,290
♪ Na--
1446
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,875
I'm
gonna rip your fucking eyes out!
1447
01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,707
With his new album...
1448
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:02,207
Come on!
...rocketing up the charts,
1449
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:05,207
ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams!
1450
01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,665
♪ Na-na-na-na
1451
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,290
Please
welcome Robbie Williams.
1452
01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:09,790
Robbie Williams,
ladies and gentlemen.
1453
01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,582
He's an
internationally loved star...
1454
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:12,915
♪ I said watch me do it
1455
01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:14,290
I wanna sing,
goddamnit!
1456
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:15,707
♪ Watch me do it
1457
01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:17,374
And I wanna dance.
1458
01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:18,790
Being a pop star means
1459
01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:20,290
you can live
all your fantasies.
1460
01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:22,957
I think it's what's known
as the 'lucky bastard'.
1461
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:24,832
Well, you know, being
in a relationship means
1462
01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:27,290
I've put away
my shagging boots.
1463
01:20:27,291 --> 01:20:28,832
But I know where the closet is.
1464
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,415
♪ Dance with me, honey ♪
1465
01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,375
♪ Like long tall Sally
1466
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,624
You know the great thing is
1467
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,499
I've actually arrived now,
because back... back at home,
1468
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,124
I've been voted
the 'Rear of the Year'.
1469
01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:43,499
Is that right?
You gonna show us?
1470
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,082
So it's fair to
say you're box office, right?
1471
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,707
I've got me platinum disc
1472
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:50,457
and then I'm getting
a double platinum disc now.
1473
01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,749
It means I'm very famous.
1474
01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:57,415
♪ One, two,
na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1475
01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:59,207
We are coming for you!
1476
01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:01,415
You can't write. You haven't
got 'it'. You've got nothing!
1477
01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,874
You are fucking dead!
1478
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,416
Move! Move!
1479
01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,666
Light 'em up!
1480
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:26,540
- Robbie!
- Fuck off, the lot of ya!
1481
01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:27,790
Fuck off!
1482
01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,707
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
1483
01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:37,415
And the
winner is... Robbie Williams.
1484
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,999
- Robbie Williams!
- It's Robbie Williams!
1485
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,874
And the winner is
Robbie Williams!
1486
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,707
- Robbie Williams...
- Robbie Williams!
1487
01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:44,624
A perfect end
to a great night
1488
01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,207
for Robbie Williams.
1489
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,582
I'm sure you all
recognise this young man,
1490
01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,749
but did you know
he had a famous father?
1491
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,124
No!
1492
01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,082
If any of you
lovely ladies wanna come up
1493
01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,332
and sit on Santa's knee,
1494
01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,207
I'll see what I've got
in my sack for you.
1495
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:04,832
Rob?!
1496
01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:10,666
Brrrr.
1497
01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:13,208
Light 'em up.
1498
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,540
Whoa!
1499
01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:20,957
♪ You got mashed potato
1500
01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:23,125
♪ Do the alligator
1501
01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,540
We're
going to peel your skin off.
1502
01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:28,999
Slit your throat.
1503
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,624
We are going to
fucking murder you!
1504
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,333
♪ Long tall Sally...
1505
01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,666
♪ Jump back
in the alley, baby ♪
1506
01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,665
♪ Put your hand
on your hip ♪
1507
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,791
♪ Oh! Let your backbone slip
1508
01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:48,249
♪ Oh, yeah
1509
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,625
♪ Oh
1510
01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:54,249
♪ Yeah!
1511
01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,457
Where are you going to run?
1512
01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:00,040
Where are you going
to fucking hide?
1513
01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,999
You useless little prick!
1514
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,915
You're going to die alone,
you cunt!
1515
01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:05,207
You're fucking replaceable!
1516
01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:07,165
You can't escape this!
1517
01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:19,957
Oh, yes,
put it there, son.
1518
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,540
Fan-bloody-tastic!
1519
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,749
- Listen to that. It's deafening.
- Robbie! Robbie!
1520
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,957
Oh, thank you.
I'm the dad.
1521
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:28,749
Taught him
everything he knows.
1522
01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,624
Peter Conway.
1523
01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:32,165
You know what, Chris,
entrances and exits.
1524
01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,332
No one cares about
that stuff anymore.
1525
01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:38,207
But tonight, you outshone
Tom Jones, lad!
1526
01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,832
Oh, look at him.
Just another day at the office.
1527
01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:44,207
Well, this is going
to knock your socks off.
1528
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:46,707
Rob! Rob!
1529
01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:50,625
Guess who's playing
Knebworth next summer?
1530
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,457
Knebworth! Ha ha!
1531
01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:57,124
Wait till I tell the lads!
1532
01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,957
Hey, have you thought
about a support act?
1533
01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,874
Now, I could do you
a couple of numbers.
1534
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,999
Four at most.
1535
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,332
It's incredible.
1536
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,957
It also comes
with a new record deal.
1537
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,665
It's obscene!
1538
01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:09,540
Yeah-heh-heh!
1539
01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:13,499
Look at you!
You're bulletproof. Ha ha!
1540
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:15,082
Oh, I need a drink.
1541
01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,915
Look at this!
Just what the doctor ordered.
1542
01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:19,499
Okay,
I'll leave you to celebrate.
1543
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,332
Congratulations.
1544
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,583
Thanks, Chris.
1545
01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,875
Knebworth.
1546
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,000
How does it feel?
1547
01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,166
Crippling.
1548
01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:39,208
It'll sink in.
1549
01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,749
It's like someone's picked
sides for an after-school game
1550
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:44,165
and it's all gone
horribly, horribly wrong.
1551
01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,375
I mean, it's...
1552
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,957
It's one against thousands.
1553
01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:51,708
Bollocks!
The audience loves ya.
1554
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,333
I can't do it.
1555
01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:59,332
I can't carry Knebworth.
1556
01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:01,457
I'll be like a lamb to
the fucking slaughter, Dad.
1557
01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,624
- It's just stage fright.
- You're not listening!
1558
01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:06,833
No. It's normal. Okay?
1559
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:09,500
You know what's
always helped me?
1560
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,790
A little bit of Dutch courage.
1561
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,166
Don't I know it.
1562
01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,499
Dad, I'm sorry. Dad!
1563
01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:23,333
No one buys a ticket to
hear your problems, son.
1564
01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:26,916
You wanna know why
these people are gods?
1565
01:25:28,416 --> 01:25:31,333
'Cause they make other
people's problems go away.
1566
01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:35,458
Dad, Dad, stay. Please!
1567
01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:31,957
Whoa!
1568
01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,582
My next guest
has been climbing the charts
1569
01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:42,082
- and conquering the world.
- Here he is!
1570
01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,457
Ready? Here's daddy's best mate.
1571
01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:44,915
Ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams!
1572
01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:51,124
Well, this has been
1573
01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:53,999
a sudden change in
fortune for you, has it not?
1574
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,790
I mean, you're flying high.
1575
01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,207
Sober as a judge, Parky.
1576
01:26:57,208 --> 01:26:58,540
Well, uh...
1577
01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:00,874
Sorry, sorry, I have to do this.
1578
01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:02,207
Ooh!
1579
01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,915
Look, Nan, it's Parky!
1580
01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:08,915
Oh, Betty!
It's Robert.
1581
01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,415
Let's talk if we may
1582
01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:11,874
about this success
you've been having.
1583
01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:13,290
I mean, it's not
the first time,
1584
01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:14,415
is it?
1585
01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:16,249
You've had it before
with Take That.
1586
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,915
Would you say that this is
a different kind of success?
1587
01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:21,165
It means a great deal
more to me now.
1588
01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,207
I'm about to perform
in front of a record crowd
1589
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,957
at Knebworth in a few weeks.
1590
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:28,999
No, no, stop it. It's nothing.
1591
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,207
It's only the biggest music
event in British history!
1592
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:35,332
That's my boy.
1593
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,915
But, of course, Knebworth
is not the only record
1594
01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:39,457
you've broken recently, is it?
1595
01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,915
There's the matter of
your new deal with EMI -
1596
01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:44,707
eighty million pounds.
1597
01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:47,250
- How does that feel?
- Ah, I don't know.
1598
01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:51,415
I'm rich beyond
my wildest dreams!
1599
01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:53,582
I thought
I was quoting that lady
1600
01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:55,082
who famously
won the lottery.
1601
01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,957
- But she said...
- Spend, spend, spend!
1602
01:27:57,958 --> 01:27:59,582
So no one got it.
1603
01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:01,874
Mind you, I've said
worse things in interviews.
1604
01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:06,540
How would you describe
your time with Take That?
1605
01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:08,915
I was very fortunate
to be in Take That...
1606
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,249
...and four out of the five
Spice Girls.
1607
01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,457
Posh said no, didn't she?
1608
01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:17,249
Uh, now, you've connected
with many women in the past--
1609
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,874
Oh, we're going to talk
about my sex life.
1610
01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:21,208
Well, I suppose...
1611
01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:24,207
There's nothing to write
home about.
1612
01:28:24,208 --> 01:28:26,290
Which is a shame 'cause Mum
loves getting those letters.
1613
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,624
Oh, I mean,
1614
01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:30,499
how many flat tyres
can you have?
1615
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,874
The second one...
1616
01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:33,499
...we didn't even
get out of the car.
1617
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,499
There was no way Natalie
was gonna ruin her hair,
1618
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,082
so they just jacked it up
with us all inside.
1619
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:39,165
And the weather was--
1620
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,874
I'm just
popping to the loo.
1621
01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,582
The weather
was horrendous.
1622
01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,166
At least the sound was good.
1623
01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,624
My voice was tired, though.
1624
01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:48,415
Probably because
I wasn't sleeping.
1625
01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,999
Which is weird because the bed
was insanely comfortable.
1626
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,500
I even got the name of the
mattress in case we wanted...
1627
01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:56,250
But you're
finally settling down?
1628
01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:58,915
I have
to be a realist.
1629
01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,165
You know, we're both
on tour a lot,
1630
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,500
and it can be difficult,
you know.
1631
01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,832
So tell me, what's
it like for Robbie Williams
1632
01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:31,541
to be in love?
1633
01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:35,333
Well, that's difficult too.
1634
01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:37,375
Um...
1635
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,415
Flings are much easier.
1636
01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:52,500
You make me feel
so small...
1637
01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,333
...and I've hated you for it...
1638
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,583
...for making me feel so...
1639
01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:01,916
...unnecessary.
1640
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:11,041
The fucking awful
things you do...
1641
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,458
I thought you couldn't help it.
1642
01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,875
But you just don't want to.
1643
01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,666
And I can't help you anymore.
1644
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:49,958
Rob?
1645
01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,375
Rob?
1646
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:03,833
Rob, please say something.
1647
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,625
Baby...
1648
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:18,249
- Nic, please!
- You're a fucking animal!
1649
01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:20,415
Babe...
Babe, you need to calm down.
1650
01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:22,291
Don't tell me
what I need.
1651
01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,665
Listen...
1652
01:31:24,666 --> 01:31:26,707
- Get out!
- I can fix it!
1653
01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:28,124
You're too fucking late!
1654
01:31:28,125 --> 01:31:31,040
But I love you!
1655
01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:49,332
Easy!
Easy now. Come on.
1656
01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,999
Briggsy...
1657
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,082
Oh, what the fuck.
1658
01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:54,915
- He's alright.
- Course I am!
1659
01:31:54,916 --> 01:31:57,082
Shit!
1660
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,707
You should've said 'no'
to this one.
1661
01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,249
To "Top of the Pops"?
1662
01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:01,790
You can't buy
this kind of promotion.
1663
01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,790
What's to promote?
Knebworth's sold out.
1664
01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:05,040
The world tour.
1665
01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,165
What, he just does Knebworth
1666
01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:07,999
and then he pops his feet up,
does he?
1667
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,499
You thought getting
to the top was hard.
1668
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:11,707
Try staying there.
1669
01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:14,124
- On in five.
- Come on, you're up.
1670
01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:18,041
Leave it.
1671
01:32:22,458 --> 01:32:24,457
Ooh, it's a woman!
1672
01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:26,332
Hi, Mum, I'm about
to go on "Top..."
1673
01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,874
Where have you been?
1674
01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:29,915
- I've been trying to reach you.
- I know, I know, but listen.
1675
01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:31,457
I'll have to talk to you
later, ducky head,
1676
01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:33,457
because my pianist, well, he's
accidentally shat himself,
1677
01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:35,040
and it's just a horror show.
1678
01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:36,832
It's your nan.
1679
01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:39,499
She kept asking for ya.
1680
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:41,958
I tried calling ya, but...
1681
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,625
I'm so sorry, love.
She's gone.
1682
01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,290
Come on, mate.
Let's go.
1683
01:33:04,916 --> 01:33:08,332
Whoever pulls
the sword out of the stone
1684
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:11,082
gets to be
the new King of England.
1685
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,124
He's here tonight to sing
1686
01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,957
what has become the
unofficial national anthem.
1687
01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:19,582
It's the song on everyone's
lips and in everyone's hearts.
1688
01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:23,207
Ladies and gentlemen,
the ego has landed.
1689
01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:25,499
So the
next thing you know,
1690
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:27,957
all the knights
are straining...
1691
01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:33,582
...and turning red.
1692
01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,083
But nobody could budge it.
1693
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,374
So you can imagine
1694
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:39,790
how everyone laughed
1695
01:33:39,791 --> 01:33:42,165
when little Arthur
stepped up for his turn.
1696
01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:43,583
Everyone.
1697
01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:47,124
Except Merlin.
1698
01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:51,040
Merlin just stroked his beard
and whispered,
1699
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,999
"Arthur,
1700
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,165
"I know those sexy, muscular
knights couldn't do it
1701
01:33:57,166 --> 01:34:00,082
"and you're just
a little fart of a child
1702
01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:01,915
"with puny little arms.
1703
01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:05,583
"But I believe in you."
1704
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:14,166
♪ I sit and wait
1705
01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:28,707
♪ Does an angel
1706
01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:32,750
♪ Contemplate my fate?
1707
01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:40,332
♪ And do they know
the places where we go ♪
1708
01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:44,916
♪ When we're grey and old?
1709
01:34:46,541 --> 01:34:49,791
♪ 'Cause I have been told
1710
01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,832
♪ That salvation
1711
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:58,833
♪ Lets their wings unfold
1712
01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:03,166
♪ So when I'm lying in my bed
1713
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,665
♪ Thoughts running
through my head ♪
1714
01:35:07,666 --> 01:35:10,291
♪ And I feel that
love is dead ♪
1715
01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,665
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1716
01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:18,957
♪ And through it all
1717
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,290
♪ She offers me protection
1718
01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,624
♪ A lot of love and affection
1719
01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:28,707
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong
1720
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,957
♪ And down the waterfall
1721
01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:35,124
♪ Wherever it may take me
1722
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:38,540
♪ I know that life
won't break me ♪
1723
01:35:38,541 --> 01:35:41,125
♪ When I come to call
1724
01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:44,875
♪ She won't forsake me
1725
01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:50,207
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1726
01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:41,999
♪ And through it all
1727
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,415
♪ She offers me protection
1728
01:36:45,416 --> 01:36:48,999
♪ A lot of love and affection
1729
01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,082
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong
1730
01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:55,040
♪ And down the waterfall
1731
01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:58,374
♪ Wherever it may take me
1732
01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:01,207
♪ I know that life
won't break me ♪
1733
01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:04,000
♪ When I come to call
1734
01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:08,750
♪ She won't forsake me
1735
01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:14,166
♪ I'm loving angels instead
1736
01:38:33,416 --> 01:38:35,333
They were out of
salt and vinegar.
1737
01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:38,083
I don't want 'em.
1738
01:38:38,791 --> 01:38:40,125
Okay.
1739
01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:46,082
Hey, we should get
the boys together.
1740
01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:48,999
Hey? Have a little knees-up
before your concert tomorrow.
1741
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,415
It'd do you good.
1742
01:38:50,416 --> 01:38:52,000
I can't face it.
1743
01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,582
Zip me up.
1744
01:38:58,583 --> 01:39:00,749
Fucking hell.
What time's lift-off?
1745
01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:03,125
- It helps hide the fat.
- Oh, yeah.
1746
01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:08,624
You've no idea what it
takes to get up there.
1747
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,582
I can't sleep.
1748
01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:12,165
My back's fucked.
1749
01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:14,832
Yeah, but once you're up there,
you're smashing it, so...
1750
01:39:14,833 --> 01:39:17,458
See, that fucks me right off
when people say that.
1751
01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:23,916
Being up there's the worst bit.
1752
01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:28,165
Pays alright, though.
1753
01:39:28,166 --> 01:39:29,999
Fuck.
1754
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,708
You don't understand.
1755
01:39:39,958 --> 01:39:42,041
No, no,
I don't understand.
1756
01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,875
But at least I'm trying.
1757
01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:48,499
You know all I wanted
1758
01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:51,291
was for you to ask me,
just once, how I'm doing.
1759
01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:54,665
You know, with work
and my little girl or...
1760
01:39:54,666 --> 01:39:56,249
I'm about to walk out
1761
01:39:56,250 --> 01:40:01,124
to 125,000 people!
1762
01:40:01,125 --> 01:40:04,582
You've got no fucking idea
what that feels like.
1763
01:40:04,583 --> 01:40:06,957
Yeah, and you've no idea
that I earn in a month
1764
01:40:06,958 --> 01:40:09,374
what you fucking
snort in a minute.
1765
01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:11,165
Or... or... or that
Kayleigh's shacked up
1766
01:40:11,166 --> 01:40:12,374
with some fucking butcher,
1767
01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:14,040
and so I'm living in an estate
1768
01:40:14,041 --> 01:40:15,540
surrounded by
fucking psychopaths!
1769
01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:17,374
Or that I only get
to see my kid
1770
01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,082
for two hours
every fortnight or--
1771
01:40:19,083 --> 01:40:20,874
- So you need money?
- Fucking hell!
1772
01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:22,540
You know, jealousy
don't suit you, Nate.
1773
01:40:22,541 --> 01:40:25,124
Jeal...
Are you fucking kidding?!
1774
01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:27,499
Alright, yeah, I might
have close to fuck-all,
1775
01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:30,999
but you,
you have fucking nothing!
1776
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,582
And this coming from you -
1777
01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:37,333
a nothing, nobody cunt!
1778
01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:40,749
You know the difference
between me and you, Nate?
1779
01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:43,040
It's not my money,
it's not your kid.
1780
01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:45,999
It's the fact that
I had the fucking balls
1781
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,500
to make something
of myself.
1782
01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:00,582
Yeah.
1783
01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:02,915
You bought a ticket
to the dream,
1784
01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:05,875
and the dream came true, and...
1785
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:09,166
Yeah, fuck it, I am,
I'm jealous of that.
1786
01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:12,333
But you can keep
the fucking rest.
1787
01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:32,249
Nate! Nate!
1788
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:35,332
Nate!
1789
01:41:35,333 --> 01:41:38,082
Fuck!
1790
01:41:38,083 --> 01:41:40,499
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1791
01:41:44,708 --> 01:41:49,749
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea
1792
01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:53,833
♪ Somewhere waiting for me
1793
01:41:54,875 --> 01:42:00,207
♪ My lover stands
on golden sands ♪
1794
01:42:00,208 --> 01:42:06,250
♪ And watches the ships
that go sailing ♪
1795
01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:11,541
And the crowd goes mild!
1796
01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:16,000
Time to get ready, youth.
1797
01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:19,250
Going by helicopter and all.
1798
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,500
Youth?
1799
01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,625
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1800
01:42:38,166 --> 01:42:39,250
Oh, shit.
1801
01:42:46,375 --> 01:42:47,874
Youth!
1802
01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:57,375
You bastard!
I thought you'd passed out.
1803
01:42:58,375 --> 01:43:02,540
I have waited my whole life
for you to step up.
1804
01:43:02,541 --> 01:43:06,999
And all it took was
booking the biggest concert
1805
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,665
in British history.
1806
01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:10,832
What are you going on about?
1807
01:43:10,833 --> 01:43:12,374
When you left us--
1808
01:43:12,375 --> 01:43:13,999
Where's all this coming from?
1809
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:19,833
All those years, I thought
he's just sorting himself out.
1810
01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:25,999
He'll miss me so much
and he'll come back.
1811
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,874
Yeah, and I did.
1812
01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:29,333
Yeah.
1813
01:43:31,125 --> 01:43:33,083
'Cause Nan made you.
1814
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,415
I didn't leave you with
nothing, though, did I?
1815
01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:41,790
Where do you think
your talent comes from?
1816
01:43:41,791 --> 01:43:43,040
Jesus Christ.
1817
01:43:43,041 --> 01:43:44,790
You've forgotten how
fucking lucky you are,
1818
01:43:44,791 --> 01:43:46,249
that's your problem.
1819
01:43:46,250 --> 01:43:48,833
It's a privilege
to do what we do.
1820
01:43:50,875 --> 01:43:52,499
What we do?
1821
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:54,915
You live in a caravan.
1822
01:43:54,916 --> 01:43:57,832
You perform to fifteen
fucking people a night.
1823
01:43:57,833 --> 01:44:00,415
And I love every second of it.
1824
01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:02,499
And I don't need pills
to get me through.
1825
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,040
Fucking hell...
1826
01:44:04,041 --> 01:44:06,082
Sure, I'd give anything
to play to a big crowd.
1827
01:44:06,083 --> 01:44:07,707
Of course I would!
1828
01:44:07,708 --> 01:44:09,707
But if I only ever played
to one person
1829
01:44:09,708 --> 01:44:11,540
for the rest of my life,
1830
01:44:11,541 --> 01:44:14,250
I'd be happy giving them
everything I've got.
1831
01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:18,665
Unless that person
was me, though, right?
1832
01:44:18,666 --> 01:44:22,250
Really?! Who's been cheering
you on from the wings, hey?
1833
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:27,207
Who was it who stopped ya
from ruining your career?
1834
01:44:27,208 --> 01:44:29,082
There wouldn't be
a Robbie Williams
1835
01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:31,291
if it wasn't for me.
1836
01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,833
You've always been there
for Robbie Williams, Dad.
1837
01:44:40,708 --> 01:44:43,333
Why couldn't you just
be there for Robert?
1838
01:44:53,416 --> 01:44:56,458
You off to watch
the football, then, yeah?
1839
01:44:58,291 --> 01:44:59,833
Nice one.
1840
01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,083
I'll see you in six years!
1841
01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:08,416
You don't have it.
1842
01:45:10,166 --> 01:45:13,040
That's why you never made it!
1843
01:45:14,833 --> 01:45:20,290
Not as a husband, not as
a father, not as anything!
1844
01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:27,708
Peter Conway
doesn't fucking have it!
1845
01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:52,375
Everything
has come down to this.
1846
01:45:54,416 --> 01:45:56,333
They've come for me.
1847
01:45:57,875 --> 01:46:00,291
And I'm going to die out there.
1848
01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:04,790
This is the end.
1849
01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:50,375
Light 'em up.
1850
01:47:06,833 --> 01:47:08,457
♪ Hell is gone
and heaven's here ♪
1851
01:47:08,458 --> 01:47:10,332
♪ There's nothing left
for you to fear ♪
1852
01:47:10,333 --> 01:47:12,999
♪ Shake your ass,
come over here, now scream ♪
1853
01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:18,165
♪ I'm a burning effigy
of everything I used to be ♪
1854
01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:20,957
♪ You're my rock
of empathy, my dear ♪
1855
01:47:20,958 --> 01:47:26,875
♪ So, come on,
let me entertain you ♪
1856
01:47:29,416 --> 01:47:34,958
♪ Let me entertain you
1857
01:47:37,625 --> 01:47:39,415
♪ Life's too short
for you to die ♪
1858
01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:41,374
♪ So grab yourself an alibi
1859
01:47:41,375 --> 01:47:44,000
♪ Heaven knows your
mother lied, mon cher ♪
1860
01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:46,957
♪ Separate your
right from wrong ♪
1861
01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,749
♪ Come and sing
a different song ♪
1862
01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:51,707
♪ The kettle's on,
so don't be long, mon cher ♪
1863
01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:53,165
♪ So, come on
1864
01:47:53,166 --> 01:47:58,375
♪ Let me entertain you
1865
01:48:00,750 --> 01:48:05,416
♪ Let me entertain you
1866
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:10,540
Good evening, Knebworth.
1867
01:48:13,250 --> 01:48:15,249
My name is Robbie Williams.
1868
01:48:16,541 --> 01:48:18,665
This is my band.
1869
01:48:18,666 --> 01:48:22,249
And for the next two hours,
your arse is mine!
1870
01:48:23,583 --> 01:48:25,415
♪ Look me up
in the Yellow Pages ♪
1871
01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:27,457
♪ I will be
your rock of ages ♪
1872
01:48:27,458 --> 01:48:29,375
♪ See-through fads
and your crazy phases ♪
1873
01:48:31,166 --> 01:48:33,332
♪ Little Bo Peep
has lost his sheep ♪
1874
01:48:33,333 --> 01:48:34,999
♪ Popped a pill
and fell asleep... ♪
1875
01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:37,124
We're going to slaughter you.
1876
01:48:37,125 --> 01:48:39,249
You're fucking useless!
1877
01:48:39,250 --> 01:48:42,749
♪ Your mind gets burned with
the habits you've learned ♪
1878
01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:46,207
♪ But we're the generation
that's got to be heard ♪
1879
01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:48,165
♪ You're tired
of your teachers... ♪
1880
01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:51,290
You've got nowhere to go!
1881
01:48:51,291 --> 01:48:53,790
Do everyone a favour
and fucking end it!
1882
01:48:53,791 --> 01:48:58,415
- Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
- ♪ Let me entertain you
1883
01:49:01,833 --> 01:49:06,832
♪ Let me entertain you
1884
01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:12,374
There's only one way out!
1885
01:49:12,375 --> 01:49:14,540
You don't deserve
to fucking live.
1886
01:49:14,541 --> 01:49:15,999
You will never be enough!
1887
01:49:17,541 --> 01:49:21,124
♪ He may be good
He may be out of sight ♪
1888
01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:24,915
♪ But he can't be here
So come around tonight ♪
1889
01:49:24,916 --> 01:49:28,582
♪ Here is the place
where the feeling grows ♪
1890
01:49:28,583 --> 01:49:30,999
♪ You gotta get high
before you... ♪
1891
01:49:32,666 --> 01:49:37,000
♪ Let me entertain you
1892
01:49:40,625 --> 01:49:45,375
♪ Let me entertain you
1893
01:49:48,416 --> 01:49:53,749
♪ Let me entertain you
1894
01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:56,499
♪ Come on, come on
1895
01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,874
- ♪ Come on, come on
- Whoa!
1896
01:49:57,875 --> 01:49:59,624
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1897
01:49:59,625 --> 01:50:03,207
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1898
01:50:03,208 --> 01:50:05,290
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1899
01:50:05,291 --> 01:50:07,374
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1900
01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:10,040
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1901
01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,082
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1902
01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:14,665
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1903
01:50:14,666 --> 01:50:16,290
No, no, noooo!
1904
01:50:16,291 --> 01:50:18,040
Argh!
1905
01:50:36,750 --> 01:50:38,957
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1906
01:50:38,958 --> 01:50:40,957
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1907
01:50:40,958 --> 01:50:43,499
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1908
01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:45,999
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1909
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,957
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1910
01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:50,958
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1911
01:50:51,916 --> 01:50:54,082
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1912
01:50:54,083 --> 01:50:56,290
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1913
01:50:56,291 --> 01:50:59,708
♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
1914
01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,416
Argh!
1915
01:51:30,583 --> 01:51:34,333
♪ Send someone to love me
1916
01:51:37,541 --> 01:51:41,083
♪ I need to rest in arms
1917
01:51:47,083 --> 01:51:50,291
♪ Keep me safe from harm
1918
01:51:53,708 --> 01:51:55,875
♪ In pouring rain
1919
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,333
♪ As my soul
1920
01:52:14,333 --> 01:52:17,500
♪ Heals the shame
1921
01:52:21,458 --> 01:52:27,333
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1922
01:52:31,791 --> 01:52:37,125
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1923
01:53:19,458 --> 01:53:22,999
♪ Send someone to love me
1924
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:26,416
♪ I need to rest in arms
1925
01:53:27,375 --> 01:53:30,125
♪ Keep me safe from harm
1926
01:53:31,250 --> 01:53:34,166
♪ In pouring rain
1927
01:53:35,333 --> 01:53:38,125
♪ Give me endless summer
1928
01:53:39,166 --> 01:53:42,541
♪ Lord, I fear the cold
1929
01:53:43,625 --> 01:53:46,832
♪ Feel I'm getting old
1930
01:53:46,833 --> 01:53:49,833
♪ Before my time
1931
01:53:52,083 --> 01:53:55,374
♪ As my soul
1932
01:53:55,375 --> 01:53:57,875
♪ Heals the shame
1933
01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:05,750
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1934
01:54:07,625 --> 01:54:13,540
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1935
01:54:13,541 --> 01:54:15,375
I lost the house.
1936
01:54:16,416 --> 01:54:19,291
The worst thing was
I lost the ability to care.
1937
01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:25,250
You are next,
if you want to share.
1938
01:54:30,291 --> 01:54:32,625
I feel a bit stupid,
to be honest.
1939
01:54:36,750 --> 01:54:39,375
I'm just a chav that got
everything they ever wanted.
1940
01:54:42,166 --> 01:54:44,833
It's a bit fucking embarrassing,
to be frank.
1941
01:54:48,083 --> 01:54:50,750
I was taught that fame
would solve everything.
1942
01:54:53,416 --> 01:54:55,541
But fame's got fuck-all
to do with me.
1943
01:54:56,541 --> 01:54:59,457
It's about acting out
everyone else's fantasies.
1944
01:54:59,458 --> 01:55:03,832
The shagging, the boozing,
the showing your bollocks on TV
1945
01:55:03,833 --> 01:55:05,833
and people cheering you for it.
1946
01:55:06,958 --> 01:55:08,708
Fame looks good in a photo.
1947
01:55:12,333 --> 01:55:16,000
They say your life freezes
at the age you become famous.
1948
01:55:17,708 --> 01:55:19,666
So I am fifteen.
1949
01:55:21,875 --> 01:55:23,541
I'm stunted.
1950
01:55:25,291 --> 01:55:27,166
I'm unevolved.
1951
01:55:29,583 --> 01:55:32,249
And that's why I'm always like,
"Oh, it's okay.
1952
01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:34,624
"I think I'm a cunt.
I'm fine with it."
1953
01:55:34,625 --> 01:55:37,041
So I get in there
before you do.
1954
01:55:39,625 --> 01:55:42,708
And I fucking
hate myself for it.
1955
01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:52,165
Sometimes it's a curse
to get everything we want.
1956
01:55:52,166 --> 01:55:54,499
Repairing close relationships
1957
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:58,333
is a good first step
to repairing ourselves.
1958
01:56:11,416 --> 01:56:15,000
♪ Go easy on my conscience
1959
01:56:15,958 --> 01:56:18,625
♪ 'Cause it's not my fault
1960
01:56:19,791 --> 01:56:22,999
♪ I know I've been taught
1961
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:26,000
♪ To take the blame
1962
01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:49,416
♪ As my soul heals the shame
1963
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:56,958
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1964
01:56:58,708 --> 01:57:04,583
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1965
01:57:50,375 --> 01:57:55,999
♪ Give me endless summer
Lord, I fear the cold ♪
1966
01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:01,208
You did it.
And you deserve this.
1967
01:58:09,125 --> 01:58:14,415
♪ I will grow
through this pain ♪
1968
01:58:14,416 --> 01:58:19,541
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all I can... ♪
1969
01:58:33,333 --> 01:58:38,665
♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can
1970
01:58:38,666 --> 01:58:41,125
♪ To be a better man
1971
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:47,291
♪ To be a better man
1972
01:58:51,375 --> 01:58:55,832
♪ To be a better man
1973
01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:10,040
Good evening, folks.
Good evening, you slags.
1974
01:59:10,041 --> 01:59:11,790
No, good evening, folks.
1975
01:59:11,791 --> 01:59:14,790
So, who is Robbie Williams?
1976
01:59:14,791 --> 01:59:16,707
Well, I've been called
many things -
1977
01:59:16,708 --> 01:59:19,832
narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat.
1978
01:59:19,833 --> 01:59:21,790
But while I'm all those things,
1979
01:59:21,791 --> 01:59:24,832
I want to show you
how I really see myself.
1980
01:59:24,833 --> 01:59:27,290
So, sit back, relax,
1981
01:59:27,291 --> 01:59:31,000
while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
1982
01:59:34,041 --> 01:59:37,916
So, the story starts...
1983
02:00:13,083 --> 02:00:16,290
This is the last song
of the evening.
1984
02:00:18,333 --> 02:00:19,790
It's sadder than that.
1985
02:00:21,625 --> 02:00:23,582
It's much sadder than that.
1986
02:00:24,916 --> 02:00:27,249
Thank you for being
a wonderful audience tonight
1987
02:00:27,250 --> 02:00:29,457
and making
my dream come true.
1988
02:00:34,000 --> 02:00:35,875
I want to thank my mum...
1989
02:00:37,041 --> 02:00:39,082
...for being there
when I needed ya.
1990
02:00:40,625 --> 02:00:42,249
Always.
1991
02:00:42,250 --> 02:00:43,833
I love you.
1992
02:00:56,791 --> 02:00:58,083
You guessed it, folks!
1993
02:01:00,375 --> 02:01:04,082
♪ And now, the end is near
1994
02:01:04,083 --> 02:01:05,624
If you know the words,
sing up.
1995
02:01:05,625 --> 02:01:07,249
If you don't, shut up,
it'll sound crap.
1996
02:01:08,750 --> 02:01:11,958
♪ ..the final curtain
1997
02:01:13,083 --> 02:01:18,374
♪ My friends,
I'll say it clear ♪
1998
02:01:18,375 --> 02:01:21,374
♪ And state my case
1999
02:01:21,375 --> 02:01:23,874
♪ On which I'm certain
2000
02:01:23,875 --> 02:01:25,249
I love you, Robbie!
2001
02:01:25,250 --> 02:01:30,375
♪ I've lived a life
that's full ♪
2002
02:01:31,375 --> 02:01:36,665
♪ I've travelled each
and every highway ♪
2003
02:01:36,666 --> 02:01:38,082
Come on.
2004
02:01:38,083 --> 02:01:40,790
♪ And more...
Everybody!
2005
02:01:40,791 --> 02:01:43,165
♪ Much more than this
2006
02:01:43,166 --> 02:01:49,041
♪ I did it my way
2007
02:01:50,833 --> 02:01:52,582
Now, I couldn't
finish the show
2008
02:01:52,583 --> 02:01:54,791
without mentioning
someone else here tonight.
2009
02:01:56,125 --> 02:01:58,790
I share a lot of the same
mannerisms as this person.
2010
02:01:58,791 --> 02:02:01,208
People say I sing
a bit like him too.
2011
02:02:02,375 --> 02:02:03,999
He's made me who I am -
2012
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:07,375
all the good things
and a touch of the bad.
2013
02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:10,707
And I wouldn't be
where I am without him.
2014
02:02:10,708 --> 02:02:13,166
We haven't performed
together for...
2015
02:02:14,333 --> 02:02:16,166
...twenty five years.
2016
02:02:18,166 --> 02:02:20,957
But I've wanted to
every day since.
2017
02:02:20,958 --> 02:02:23,750
Please welcome to the stage...
2018
02:02:24,750 --> 02:02:25,915
...my dad.
2019
02:02:46,416 --> 02:02:47,749
Thank you very much.
2020
02:02:47,750 --> 02:02:51,000
What do you think, youth,
shall we light 'em up?
2021
02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,791
Tell it like it is, Dad.
2022
02:02:57,625 --> 02:03:02,040
♪ Regrets, I've had a few
2023
02:03:02,041 --> 02:03:03,707
Me too.
2024
02:03:03,708 --> 02:03:06,207
♪ But then again
2025
02:03:06,208 --> 02:03:08,833
♪ Too few to mention
2026
02:03:10,208 --> 02:03:14,875
♪ I did what I had to do
2027
02:03:16,166 --> 02:03:17,832
♪ And saw it through
2028
02:03:19,166 --> 02:03:22,083
♪ Without exemption
2029
02:03:23,208 --> 02:03:28,082
♪ I planned
each charted course ♪
2030
02:03:28,083 --> 02:03:31,749
♪ Each careful step
2031
02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:34,666
♪ Along the byway
2032
02:03:36,791 --> 02:03:39,249
- I'm sorry, Robert.
- I know, Dad.
2033
02:03:39,250 --> 02:03:41,540
You always had it, you know.
2034
02:03:41,541 --> 02:03:45,040
Now, look at you.
You're one of the gods.
2035
02:03:45,041 --> 02:03:47,374
♪ My way
2036
02:03:47,375 --> 02:03:51,040
♪ Yes, there were times ♪
2037
02:03:51,041 --> 02:03:53,500
♪ I'm sure you knew
2038
02:03:54,833 --> 02:03:59,416
♪ When I bit off
more than I could chew ♪
2039
02:04:00,750 --> 02:04:03,582
♪ And through it all
2040
02:04:03,583 --> 02:04:05,958
♪ When there was doubt
2041
02:04:06,958 --> 02:04:12,749
♪ I ate it up
and spit it out ♪
2042
02:04:12,750 --> 02:04:15,540
♪ I faced it all
2043
02:04:15,541 --> 02:04:18,250
♪ And I stood tall
2044
02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:25,165
♪ And did it my way
2045
02:04:42,916 --> 02:04:44,666
Peter Conway, everybody.
2046
02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:47,166
My dad!
2047
02:04:48,541 --> 02:04:50,374
Or at least that's
what Mum told us.
2048
02:04:50,375 --> 02:04:51,790
Oh, Robbie...
2049
02:04:51,791 --> 02:04:56,333
♪ I've loved
I've laughed and cried ♪
2050
02:04:57,666 --> 02:05:03,250
♪ I've had my fill
My share of losing ♪
2051
02:05:04,375 --> 02:05:07,207
♪ And now
2052
02:05:07,208 --> 02:05:10,957
♪ As tears subside
2053
02:05:10,958 --> 02:05:15,500
♪ I find it all so amusing
2054
02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:21,875
♪ To think I did all that
2055
02:05:22,875 --> 02:05:25,416
♪ And may I say
2056
02:05:26,416 --> 02:05:29,000
♪ Not in a shy way
2057
02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:34,790
♪ Oh, no
Oh, no, not me ♪
2058
02:05:34,791 --> 02:05:40,749
♪ I did it my way
2059
02:05:40,750 --> 02:05:44,665
♪ For what is a man
2060
02:05:44,666 --> 02:05:47,125
♪ What has he got?
2061
02:05:48,125 --> 02:05:53,583
♪ If not himself,
then he has naught ♪
2062
02:05:54,708 --> 02:05:59,458
♪ To say the things
he truly feels ♪
2063
02:06:00,458 --> 02:06:04,040
♪ And not the words
2064
02:06:04,041 --> 02:06:07,290
♪ Of one who kneels
2065
02:06:07,291 --> 02:06:09,416
♪ Let the record show
2066
02:06:10,875 --> 02:06:13,291
♪ I took the blows
2067
02:06:14,958 --> 02:06:16,874
♪ And did it
2068
02:06:16,875 --> 02:06:20,457
♪ My
2069
02:06:20,458 --> 02:06:23,833
♪ Way
2070
02:06:35,291 --> 02:06:36,958
We love you!
2071
02:06:41,541 --> 02:06:47,291
Nan! This is your grandson
singing and I love you.
2072
02:06:50,416 --> 02:06:52,499
♪ I did it
2073
02:06:52,500 --> 02:06:56,707
♪ My
2074
02:06:56,708 --> 02:07:00,041
♪ Way
2075
02:07:06,416 --> 02:07:09,707
Who did I love
when I was a kid?
2076
02:07:09,708 --> 02:07:13,124
I loved Frank Sinatra.
2077
02:07:13,125 --> 02:07:14,790
Come on!
2078
02:07:14,791 --> 02:07:17,416
And I loved my dad
and he's an entertainer.
2079
02:07:18,416 --> 02:07:21,999
Shit! That's who I am.
That feels good to me.
2080
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:25,749
I want to make the
twelve-year-old at my nan's,
2081
02:07:25,750 --> 02:07:29,124
watching TV on a Saturday night,
feeling safe.
2082
02:07:29,125 --> 02:07:31,374
I wanted to make that
same twelve-year-old
2083
02:07:31,375 --> 02:07:33,000
feel safe onstage.
2084
02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:37,290
I'm a fucking entertainer.
2085
02:07:37,291 --> 02:07:40,124
It might be cabaret,
but it's world-class cabaret,
2086
02:07:40,125 --> 02:07:42,166
and I'm the fucking best at it.
2087
02:07:45,500 --> 02:07:46,666
Fuck yourselves!
2088
02:08:03,666 --> 02:08:07,290
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2089
02:08:07,291 --> 02:08:11,833
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2090
02:08:13,708 --> 02:08:17,208
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2091
02:08:17,541 --> 02:08:22,208
♪ I had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2092
02:08:23,833 --> 02:08:26,915
♪ Why do you
look at me that way? ♪
2093
02:08:26,916 --> 02:08:29,790
♪ I'm not a problem
that needs solving ♪
2094
02:08:29,791 --> 02:08:32,500
♪ The truth is still evolving
2095
02:08:33,958 --> 02:08:37,124
♪ Life is the choices
that we make ♪
2096
02:08:37,125 --> 02:08:39,874
♪ We're the masters
of our own fate ♪
2097
02:08:39,875 --> 02:08:42,458
♪ The painter and the paint
2098
02:08:43,791 --> 02:08:48,374
♪ You need to lose your mind
2099
02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:53,540
♪ To get back to the light
2100
02:08:53,541 --> 02:08:55,916
♪ Sometimes
2101
02:08:57,083 --> 02:09:00,291
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2102
02:09:00,833 --> 02:09:05,583
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2103
02:09:07,041 --> 02:09:10,957
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2104
02:09:10,958 --> 02:09:15,750
♪ I had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2105
02:09:17,208 --> 02:09:20,332
♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied
2106
02:09:20,333 --> 02:09:23,124
♪ I made a lot of
poor decisions ♪
2107
02:09:23,125 --> 02:09:26,208
♪ Yeah, I made
some revisions ♪
2108
02:09:27,458 --> 02:09:30,624
♪ And I'm still trying
to get it right ♪
2109
02:09:30,625 --> 02:09:35,541
♪ I'm a living contradiction
The cure and the affliction ♪
2110
02:09:36,916 --> 02:09:41,832
♪ You need to lose your mind
2111
02:09:41,833 --> 02:09:46,749
♪ To get back to the light
2112
02:09:46,750 --> 02:09:49,250
♪ Sometimes
2113
02:09:50,208 --> 02:09:53,750
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2114
02:09:53,958 --> 02:09:58,458
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2115
02:10:00,208 --> 02:10:03,750
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2116
02:10:04,166 --> 02:10:08,749
♪ I had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2117
02:10:08,750 --> 02:10:13,125
♪ So do you love me now?
2118
02:10:14,250 --> 02:10:18,708
♪ Or did I let you down?
2119
02:10:19,208 --> 02:10:22,165
♪ You said you wanted
all my secrets ♪
2120
02:10:22,166 --> 02:10:24,582
♪ So I showed you
all my demons ♪
2121
02:10:24,583 --> 02:10:29,041
♪ Do you love me now?
2122
02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:33,875
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2123
02:10:34,375 --> 02:10:39,000
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2124
02:10:40,500 --> 02:10:43,958
♪ Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2125
02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:49,958
♪ I had to run
I'm not the only one ♪