dangerous threat in one of our very own lands.
Quiet!
We believe that this... this monstrosity... is
the product of illegal genetic experimentation.
What deranged lunatic would create something like this?
I prefer deranged genius, but thank you for the introduction.
Dr. Jamba-Jukiba, you were tasked with safely studying biological threats,
not creating them.
A threat?
Experiment 626 is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon.
626 is unstoppable.
Indestructible.
And smarter than 100 supercomputers!
I don't want to play anymore!
It's an atrocity!
I can't even look at...
Silence!
He did not ask to be created.
Perhaps, if he is so intelligent, he has the capacity to reason.
Experiment 626.
Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
That's it.
Mida la la trusta!
So naughty!
Growing up, growing up... I did not teach him that.
You have made our decision easy.
Okay, just leave me 626.
Oh, come on!
Bailiff!
Wait!
No, no, no, no, you can't do that!
Don't get any ideas.
These guns are locked on your genetic signature.
They're not gonna shoot anyone.
But you.
Knock it off!
Federation strictly forbids being gross!
Don't make me say that!
Uh-oh.
Where is he?
He's loose on deck C.
Now heading for the hall.
What?
He is trying to find the police.
Cruisers.
He, uh... he took the red one.
Fire at will!
He's in hyperspace.
Where will he exit?
In 12 hours, we project he will collide with a planet called...
Yarth.
That's a planet full of water.
Water increases his molecular density.
He'll become heavy and drown.
So I think we can all say farewell to 6-2.
You're kidding.
Oh, what a pickle we've got here.
If only there was a brilliant genius around to help you catch that monster.
You!
You are the reason we're in this mess.
And I can get you out of it.
If you release me and give me back my lab.
Nonsense.
We'll simply vaporize the planet.
Captain.
Armed and ready, Councilwoman.
Hold it!
Hold everything!
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
You can't destroy the planet!
Aw, man.
Uh, who's this?
Agent Pleakley.
Earth expert.
At your service.
Howdy.
Earth expert.
I'm an expert in that planet's flora, fauna, and fashion.
Yeah, this outfit screams expert.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm researching an Earth species that's half cow and half boy.
It's quite fascinating.
Yes, marvelous.
What's your point?
Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.
We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.
Crikey.
Very well, Dr. Jakiba.
You will travel to Earth where you will capture
the escaped lab experiment known as 626.
Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him.
You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.
What?
I don't need a babysitter.
This is all very dangerous.
And it's quite likely you'll die.
Do you accept?
With every heart in my body, of course I accept.
I'm going to Earth!
Hey, everyone.
If I may, Grand Councilwoman.
Thank you.
Can I hug you?
Uh, no.
I... No.
Oh, sorry.
Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?
That's not going to happen.
Of course.
My apologies.
I do not need supervision.
You are... Oh!
Permission to hug my new partner?
Brilliant.
Permission granted.
Right?
So what I'm just trying to say is that... Oh!
It would just be better if I went like this.
Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission, or I will be forced to intervene.
Oh, this is a dream vacay!
I have so much packing to do!
Well, well, well, 626.
What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?
Do not let your friends see you.
Oh, that's a great idea.
I know, right?
It's so cool!
They have a bed.
You supposed to be here?
I'm in town for the competition.
Hey,
you're gonna be late!
Where is she?
She's always late.
Has anyone seen Lilo?
Lilo, thank goodness.
I thought you were gonna be on time today.
I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
Is Pudge a friend in need?
He's a fish.
I forgot to tell you that.
So you're late because you fed a sandwich to a fish.
Yeah, Pudge controls the weather.
She's so weird.
Lilo, honey, come on.
Get dressed, honey.
Oh, guys, look!
I got a friendship bracelet too!
That's not a friendship bracelet.
Ew!
Garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.
Girls, come on.
Hold Makoko.
Come on.
You know, silly.
It's not a friendship bracelet if you don't have any friends.
Girls, girls, girls.
Hey, stand in line.
Get ready.
She's not coming.
Somebody needs to look after her.
She's always causing trouble.
She's just not a good friend.
I don't know where is her sister.
I'm still questioning her.
It's a delicate home situation.
She's not a bad kid.
She's just... I don't know.
Well, since my baby left me, well, I found a new place to dwell.
Well, it's down at the end of Lowe's.
Lilo, can you please open the door?
Read the note.
I'm sorry.
I missed your performance, okay?
Papa's truck died and... Wow, that must be so stressful for you.
How about you just leave me alone to die?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The social worker is here.
You can pout later, Lilo.
That's not how pouting works.
Lilo, open the door.
I can't hear you.
It's really weird.
Open the door or I'm breaking it down.
Okay, what is wrong with you?
Mrs. Kacala.
Hi, nice to see you.
Can I help you carry anything in?
I'm okay.
Can I help you carry anything in?
Oh, yeah.
Would you mind if we just use the back?
It's just right in the back.
These old houses, right?
Just gotta have the...
Oh!
There we go.
Um, actually, would you mind waiting here for just a second?
Yes, of course.
Okay.
So, uh, what can I get you to drink?
Do you have tea?
Of course I have tea.
There's a lot of unpaid bills here, Nani.
How often would you say you leave your little sister home alone?
What?
Yeah, I... No, why would I do that?
I would never leave my sister alone.
Smoke, Nani!
Oh!
The alarm!
The smoke alarm!
Oh, don't worry.
There's no batteries in there.
Lilo!
We took them out because it kept going off.
That's not true.
Say aloha to Mrs. Kacala.
Aloha, Lilo.
How are you?
Is that blood?
Oh!
The window!
Ha!
She's... She's kidding.
She's actually been very well behaved recently, haven't you?
Right?
Yeah!
I've been more than good, Mrs. Kacala.
I've been doing very, very great at hula, made a ton of new friends there,
and they all think I'm the coolest.
I've been eating a lot of organic stuff.
Sometimes I eat too much, and I've been eating five or ten times a day.
Sometimes I eat so much, I can't breathe.
That's enough imagination for you, you little weirdy.
Oh!
Taster.
Hmm.
Okay.
Pretty sweet.
Hmm.
Okay.
Nani, we both know this didn't go well today.
I can see you're trying, but you're too smart for me to beat around the bush here.
I know it hasn't been that long since your parents passed away,
but my job is to make sure that Lilo is in a stable environment.
And I can't say that in good conscience right now.
Listen, I know this is a lot.
You're practically a kid yourself.
Look, you seem like a goal-oriented person.
We have a new director coming into town next week.
And I would really, really love to tell him that you girls have turned a corner.
So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then?
Yeah, yeah.
Right here.
Three things.
First, I want this house cleaned, including laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Perfect.
Second.
Pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen.
Yes.
And third.
File for health insurance for you and Lilo.
Got it.
Now if you do those three things by Friday, I might be able to give you some more time.
Thank you.
Let's Capri Sun, yeah?
Yeah.
I feel you.
And don't forget the insurance.
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
You're gonna need that health insurance.
It's true and I kill you.
Got the smoke alarm batteries.
I'll show you Capri.
Come here.
Let go of me.
No.
Ow.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why didn't you wait at hula?
Because you weren't there.
Do you want them to split us up?
Because that's what's gonna happen if we don't get it together.
Hey!
Did you just lick me?
Please stop pretending you're my mom.
Oh, at least I don't tell the social worker I like dumping out a window.
What's better than listening to you?
Are you real?
I don't even mind.
Hey, Alvin.
There she is, Miss Aloha.
Yeah, not today.
She's not.
This meeting never go well.
I never liked that government lady anyway.
Why is she always so smiley?
Give me the creeps.
Yeah, well, our future's in her hands.
Ah, none of that.
Your future is in your hands.
And you're gonna have a very bright future because of that Akamai brain of yours.
What?
Your acceptance letter to your dream school magically taken out of your trash
and appearing in your bag at your place of work?
Ooh, that's a sign, girl.
Can you stop with this?
That school is the best school in the whole world for that bionic magnet.
Bionic... Marine biology.
Marine biology.
And they already let you in once.
And they wanted to give you for a full ride.
Yeah, I know.
But, Tutu, there's no way.
Lilo needs me here.
You ever ask Lilo what she wants?
She's six.
So, no.
Sorry, Tutu.
Had to catch a few extra ones.
It's 12 o'clock.
Hey, Nani.
What you doing here?
I live here.
For neighbors.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
The waves was crazy today.
You know.
I was like, Nani should be here.
Because you're always, like, shredding waves.
And I miss shredding you.
I mean, I miss seeing you shred waves.
Yeah.
I've always loved watching you.
Not to say that I, like... Well said, David.
Well... But, like, when are you going to go surfing?
Maybe when Lilo turns 18.
Enjoy the surf.
Bebe.
Now make up with your sister, yeah?
You need anything, you just ask, okay?
We're not just neighbors.
You know.
We're Ohana.
Yeah.
I mean, if you... No, no!
No, David.
You said enough.
Warning.
Check engine.
Warning.
Check engine.
Warning.
Guidance.
Not...
Warning.
Guidance.
Not... Warning.
Guidance.
Not... Warning.
Not... Warning .асс factional.
Hey,
think I might have nailed those Kalua sliders you like.
Here.
You don't have to eat it.
What... I... Am I bad?
What am I bad?
Get lost... That's what everyone says.
Nobody says that.
Maybe some teachers.
School security guards.
Look, you're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Just like me earlier.
When I yelled at you.
We just have to learn from our mistakes.
I shoved Myrtle Edmonds today.
I know.
You want to tell me what happened?
People treat me different.
Baby.
They just...
They just don't know what to say.
But you...
You didn't mean what you said.
Did you?
No.
Of course not.
You're my sister.
And I'll always be here for you.
Okay?
You got that?
No more Tickle Town.
Yes, Tickle Town.
Tickle Town!
Will you still be able to visit when you join the Marines?
It's not the Marines.
It's marine biology.
Anyway, it's not going to happen anymore.
I'm staying right here.
Remember when we put up those constellations?
The three sisters.
That one's you.
That's me.
And that one means time for bed.
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Ouch.
A shooting star!
Oh my gosh.
I have to make a wish.
You!
Out!
What?
Why?
Out!
You can't be here!
Gravity is increasing.
No, it's not, sister!
Oh!
I wish you wish upon a star.
Even though it's very far.
Hope and pray.
Hope and might.
Sent me my wish tonight.
My wish is a friend.
A real friend.
Someone who won't tease me.
Someone who won't run away.
Like... a best friend.
Send me an angel.
The nicest one you have.
Please.
What?
mà!
Pза!
Sabaga!
Sisi!
Uh?
Ka ganate!
Chate, chate!
Huh.
What does this thing do?
Give me that back!
You... you're not authorized to take it back.
Why?
Does it eject you from the ship?
That'd be nice.
And dash!
N-n-n-n-ngo!
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
It's connected to his tracking collar.
That's never gonna work.
You might as well give him a mood ring.
That collar tells us exactly where he is at all times.
And that's why our mission cannot fail.
Mission failed.
Oh, no!
You know, I'm right so often, I don't even enjoy it anymore.
The novelty has completely worn off.
Oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
Will you relax?
I know his every move.
What the hell?
Wait a minute!
Ah!
How are we gonna find him?
We just have to follow the path of destruction.
I got him!
The spot?
Ah!
It talked to me!
Krucha!
Chewbacca!
Ah!
I can't find it!
Close!
Seatbelt, please!
Will!
The humans will see us!
You're jeopardizing the mission!
We can't be seen!
I'm in charge now!
Burgers are supposed to share!
It's called vacation.
Once every solar year, the human migrates to
go see a sunlight and drink celebratory poison.
What are we doing here?
We've gotta find 626!
We will, after we blend in.
How are we gonna do that?
With these and this.
It's a federated mission.
A certification-certified cloning device.
What?
Who are we gonna clone?
Ugh, this is never gonna work.
Just be cool and normal.
They look like a bunch of Slim Jims with googly eyes.
No, not those two.
Look at their disgusting popsicle bodies.
Human.
What a downgrade.
Look at these two!
They look like best friends, just like us!
They're perfect.
Sorry!
I'm so sorry.
Here!
I will hold you up.
Apologies.
What a nice arm.
What a nice arm you have.
Okay.
You guys, I thank you.
I feel like I'm walking on chopsticks.
My legs feel a little wobbly.
I know.
Don't worry.
They're fine.
You watched the video, I sent you, right?
A walking video?
Yeah.
But I didn't know it was gonna be like this.
One foot in front of the other.
Yeah!
Got it!
Wait, what?
Oh, I know.
Aloha.
How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
I would like to check in.
Okay.
So how many nights will you be staying with us?
I don't know.
I don't wanna stay with you.
I would like my own room.
With a door.
Ooh, and a hot tube.
I would like a hot tube.
A hot tub?
Yes.
That's how you say it down here.
Okay.
And where are you visiting us from?
Earth.
We both grew up in Earth.
Earth.
Okay.
That should be about it.
Marcus, could you help him with his bags please?
Yes.
Come on.
Oh!
They're really, uh, simple creatures.
Every time an asteroid hits their planet, they have to start life all over again.
It's quite adorable, actually.
You know what I really like to do while we're here?
Sneeze.
Humans do this thing where they blast juice out of their nose.
What are you doing?
I'm finding them.
We're only at 48 hours.
Wait!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Humans have never seen a portal before.
The Grand Councilwoman was very clear not to draw attention to herself!
What about that guy?
Listen.
I majored in earth studies and minored in human textiles.
Trust me.
We need to blend in.
Stop that.
Aloha, I'm Stephanie Lum.
Breaking news on a strange situation last night.
A local tour bus ran over an unidentified wild animal who terrorized a wedding.
The creature is recovering at the Na Mea Ola Animal Rescue.
More on that at 10.
And hear from the wedding photographer...
Choo choo, can I go into the animal shelter, please, please, please?
Nani let me do it.
Okay.
But no wonder.
I'll pick you up after I plow shopping, okay?
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
If anyone tries anything, hit him in the eyes with this.
Whoa.
Cool.
Ha ha!
Ho ho.
Ha ha!
Whoa.
Okay.
Whoa.
Huh?
Oh.
Chita, Chita.
Gabby, look at Gabby.
Oh.
Chupa.
Um.
.
No, no.
.
Hi,
AJ.
Okay.
You know you can't feed the dogs in the house, right?
It's candy again, right?
Milo?
But it makes them happy!
It makes them have diarrhea.
Nighty night, 626.
Will you please stay still?
Ow!
I'm already going to get an earful for all these ferns we trampled on.
Not to mention, if we actually hurt any of the humans, we're really... Quiet!
What?
He's listening now for us.
Who's listening?
How good is his hearing?
Oh, that's really good.
Yeah, they're called super ears.
Whoa!
What's the matter?
We had the bath day today?
Man, the moon in here is very depressing.
Sorry guys, AJ took all my candy.
Are you guys okay?
Huh?
But I know I can catch him if I use my blast!
It's too risky.
The Grand Councilwoman was very clear.
You can't hurt the humans.
Hmm...
Whoa...
This one must have been a good one.
Huh?
Whoa...
What is that?
It's a dog.
Looks like some kind of baby bear that's come out of the trash.
I like him.
Come here, boy.
Put this one back, Lilo.
Sweetie, you know we do have better dogs, like, way better.
Not better than him!
She can talk.
Say hello.
Allo... Dogs no can talk!
Dogs can't talk, Lilo.
No, we can come back later.
Are you sure you like this one?
Yep.
He's perfect.
Lala...
Oh look at that genius.
He's using the mini-human as a shield.
Got you.
Wait!
You can't shoot me!
Ow!
That's your fault.
What?
An animal?
What were you thinking?
Was it her idea?
No, she just said... Are you up to this?
It was my idea.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Why on earth would you...
Been hard for that girl, no?
And for you too.
And a pet might bring joy.
Remember, we don't hurt chickens, okay?
Like me and Alvin.
I forgot I'm covering my shoulder.
I don't want to hurt you today at work.
Lilo, I need you two to keep yourselves busy, okay?
I've got to clean the house before work.
Are we going to keep him?
Ah, just today.
Yeah!
But we are taking it back first thing tomorrow morning.
And hey, I need you to listen to me, okay?
He is your Kooliana, okay?
Your responsibility.
You have to be a big girl about this.
Got it?
We promise.
Special Agent Cobra Bubbles.
There's no sign of a pilot.
No tracks, no trails.
Nothing since the incident.
Who says it walked?
Sir?
Sir, you're not implying this is extraterrestrial?
Hmm.
Sir.
Second team intercepted this from a nearby dog shelter.
You were right.
I'm sorry.
Sir, what division are you from?
When things fall out of the sky, you're the public's first line of defense.
I'm the last.
Often the only.
I need to find out what kind of threat we're dealing with.
Okay, just stay put.
I'll be back in a second.
Wow!
Dog!
Oh no, not Lilo.
That's the weirdest thing.
Just like you.
Hey!
Give that back!
Stop it!
Lilo likes her dogs.
Be careful with her!
Hey!
Lilo, what is up with your dog?
How long does this thing last, anyway?
Isn't that them?
Hurry!
He'll stop at nothing to get away from us.
He will likely head for a big city for maximum destruction.
But he's gonna find out real soon.
He's stuck here.
Huh?
Don't you love being on an island with no big city?
It's just miles and miles of water.
Come on!
I'm gonna take you to my favorite spots.
You're gonna love it.
Come on!
Come in the water with us!
It's so fun!
It's just water!
Oh no!
Ready?
Set!
Ready?
Set!
Ready?
Let's go!
So you like trouble, huh?
Come on, boy!
Hahahaha.
Oh.
Go!
Oh my god, control him!
I'm trying!
Did you just...
No.
Stop.
Wait, Lilo!
Now I just stitch that up.
What?
That's the thing.
You stitch.
Lilo, you can't just do that, okay?
Seriously.
I thought I almost hit something.
I... I am so, so sorry.
It's... it's... are you guys okay?
I...
Lilo, lock your door.
Was he dragging another man across the street?
See you later.
Get over yourself.
Just give me a second.
Take it.
Why do I have to be at your work?
I'm sick.
Because someone got kicked out of hula.
See?
Here.
It's so boring here.
And no dogs on the table.
Why not?
Because people eat off them.
Nani?
Who cares?
They're only covered with bird's milk.
Lilo.
Come on.
Nani!
Stay.
Here.
It's time for you to babysit your little daughter.
No, no.
It's fine.
It won't happen again.
I promise.
I'll go get the table.
Hey, Lilo.
How's it going?
Look, David.
I got a dog.
You should ask the dog.
Yeah.
Rough.
Hey.
You know, your sister.
Have you noticed she's been a little, like, tense recently?
Don't worry.
She's always like that.
But she said that she likes her butt and fancy hair.
She told you that?
Nope.
But I read her text messages.
Oh.
Okay.
Um... Stitch?
Oh.
Stitch?
Come
to see at the table.
Stitch.
Oh, come on.
Oh.
No.
Stitch.
No.
Put it down.
Is that?
Yes.
Nice.
Bobby, is that?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Pizza's so much.
Thank you, Bob.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
And then... No.
Huh?
I'm gonna give you to the count of three seconds.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Two.
Oh, my gosh.
So you're an idiot.
Okay.
First one.
I'm just kidding.
One.
You're so cute.
I know that you need this.
They don't want it.
626, you little scoundrel.
What a piece of work you are.
Hello, human.
Hello.
Ooh, look!
Fire!
Look, look, look, Hook.
We're close.
Wait, it's moving.
Come on.
Let's go.
We gotta go.
Oh!
Oh, look!
It's the Grand Councilwoman!
Don't answer that.
It's the Grand Councilwoman.
Not now.
Your Majesty!
Aren't you just looking delightful today?
It has been 24 hours.
Have you captured the creature?
Start.
Start traveling, please.
We've captured his attention.
Oh, his attention.
Good.
There's no instruments.
There's nothing here.
And are you enjoying the hotel?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
I mean... I'm obviously being sarcastic.
Go!
Systems go.
Engage.
Oh, no.
Other way.
Find the creature.
And remember, you must use discretion.
Discretion is my middle name.
Oh, brilliant.
Is it too late to vaporize the planet?
Fingers always on the trigger, ma'am.
No, no.
I'm joking.
What an adorable little psychopath.
You know, he didn't even like that job.
I don't want to hear it.
And I clean the house before work, so please don't make a mess.
Ah.
Ooh.
Lilo, he's getting water everywhere.
I'm giving him a bath right now.
Yeah, we're not really equipped to handle a pet right now, and...
Have we ever told you that it was a black lab?
No, I didn't say it was black.
I said it was blue.
What's going on in there?
Everything's fine!
Stitch!
You need to listen to me.
Ah!
Get back!
You're not cut!
Get him back in the bath, now!
Where did he go?
There!
Be careful!
Do not go in my clean kitchen.
He's exploring his new house.
That's it.
Ew!
He's just curious.
Lilo, help me!
He's a puppy!
He's not a puppy, Lilo.
I'm not even sure it's a dog.
Ugh!
Ooh!
No, no, no!
Ooh!
Ah!
This is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get down!
Stitch, stop!
Fire, we are taking it back.
First thing tomorrow morning.
Why are you so strong?
Well, I wished for him, and it came true.
We said one day.
That was our deal.
What's that say?
On the refrigerator.
We are not keeping this thing.
Ohana means family.
No.
Family means nobody gets left behind or... Or forgotten.
Why are you trying to go against what Mama and Papa said?
Because we were left behind.
Look, I know all that stuff sounds so nice.
It sounds really nice to me too, but that is not reality.
This is reality.
And I need you to start living in it with me.
Look, can you just get control of your dog?
And I don't even want to think about what social services is going to do.
Agent Foster, get me the social worker.
I'm going undercover.
You've got to stop causing problems, Stitch.
No.
You can play with squirrels, but be nice.
She was my best friend before you.
Hey!
Stop!
Bad dog!
Don't want her head?
Stop it!
This is Kapoor, okay?
That means I'm this.
Now be good!
Be good for one second.
She was smartest in her whole class.
That's a board.
That's how you surf.
Oh, this is how she trained.
She was great at it.
And she had a whole room filled with trophies.
We used to go to the beach all the time.
She is tough.
That would be fun.
Wish you couldn't have met her then.
I don't think you're able to drink that.
Did you have family?
Family.
Family?
Family.
That was close.
Like Mama and Papa.
The people at home who give you lots of hugs and kisses and they're there for you.
Even when...
No.
No family.
Is that why you act bad sometimes?
It's okay.
Maybe my parents talked to your parents.
And they sent us to each other.
Yeah.
Tissa.
Oh, that's hula.
La hula?
It's a Hawaiian dance.
You want to try?
Ma Kau Kau.
Huh?
Now follow what I do.
Okay.
Aloha uuwe.
I count all the
people who want fun and play.
I hold ee-ah-ee-oo.
Until we meet.
Again.
I'm so glad I found you.
Can I kiss your nose?
Nonny!
You have to see this!
Hmm?
Okay.
Just like we practiced.
What are you doing?
What's this?
I'm excited.
Go.
I'm watching.
I love that song.
Did you even see?
Oh.
We're gonna be late.
Come on.
Turn that off.
Go get your shoes.
That's like a super power.
Nice to meet you.
I appreciate someone with your seniority coming to help us.
Well, this is my top priority.
Whoa.
Okay, come on.
Whoa, whoa.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
We're already late.
We gotta go.
This is Keikoa.
This is our social services director.
Hello.
Hi.
I thought you weren't coming in until next week.
No, Nonny.
Your case has been elevated.
So, this is Leela.
And who is this little friend?
That's my new dog.
Nonny, I heard what happened last night.
Can we talk for a second?
Yeah.
Sure.
His name is Stitch.
Oh, Stitch.
What was happening?
I... You would lose Leela right now.
That's all I'm saying.
You know what?
It shouldn't have happened in the first place.
So, that was a lot lost to your job.
Hey!
What are you doing?
You don't look like a social worker.
I'm a special rank.
Your knuckles are cool, bro.
You can read, huh?
Yeah, I can read.
I'm reading you like a book.
Mm-hmm.
That's how I'll get health insurance.
Don't even worry about it.
You said I had until the end of the week, right?
Leela, Stitch, let's go find a job.
Gotcha.
I do want to know a little bit more about you.
Okay, what would you like to know about me, Pleakley?
Where'd you get the name Trumper?
It's a family name.
Are you really... There's a truck.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We have to catch him.
We have to catch him today.
Why did you choose this foolish method of transportation?
Very eco-friendly.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hop to it.
Okay, this is it.
Leela.
Okay, this is our last shot.
If I don't find a job by today... Simon says, look at your butt.
Then we are going to be separated.
Simon says, look at your legs.
Hey.
Listen.
For real.
I need you and him to be on your best behavior.
Okay?
Uh...
Okay.
Wish me luck.
Bye.
Okay, Stitch.
Nani is counting on us.
So, let's get to work.
Ready?
Sit.
Okay, class.
Listen up.
This is your Badness Level.
It's unusually high for someone your size.
But we'll fix that.
So, lesson number one.
Lend a helping hand or a paw.
So, this is how you clean your hands.
Okay, we gotta get closer.
Lesson.
Lesson number two.
Don't wreck stuff.
It's really fragile, so you can't break it every time you...
Now it's your turn.
You can't just say, hey, let's get scooters, and that's the plan.
I've been trying to actually be...
Excuse!
Can you tell me how you did it?
I have no idea.
I looked at the light.
Lesson three.
Make a mess.
There you go.
No, hey.
Hey.
Good job, Stan.
That's how you said it.
You know what I mean?
How did it go?
Not at this hotel.
Wait.
Well, um... Mm-mm.
Mm.
Nonny!
Okay.
Maybe you can do something you love.
Head out to the sunsets beyond the horizon, Holla...
Hip!
Hop!
Flying by on the Hawaiian roller coaster, Holla...
Hop!
Hoppikikikiki-mai-looky Oki, Holla... Hop!
Hopi-ki-na-na-la-la-la-la.
Here-here-in myhock-o-nay... What?
Pah!
Oh!
Why'd you make them so quick?
Did you know?
Did I just fool you, Hunter?
Code 51.
I repeat.
Code 51.
Send in extraction team now.
Cobra, my hands are tied until the sample is processed.
Someone's after it, too.
The next chance I get, I'm catching it.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Help.
Help, help, help.
Hey, Steven, help, help.
Lilo, can you hear me?
Baby.
Oh!
Call an ambulance!
Well, folks, she asked if she could ride in the MRI machine.
I told her I would check with you.
She's fun.
She got lucky.
A few more seconds, it could have been much worse.
But overall...
Is that a... It's a service animal.
Okay.
And you can see the front and they'll run your insurance.
Okay?
Mahalo.
Uh-oh.
What?
No.
Absolutely not.
It's not just the bills, Nani.
It's time for you to think about what's best for Lilo.
There's a way that the state will pay for all of this.
But it means that you have to officially relinquish guardianship of Lilo.
What would that look like?
Well, we take our lead from you.
You tell us how you want to proceed.
It's really about making the transition easier for you.
You
need to be some time alone, too.
Say goodbye.
No.
We don't say goodbye.
We say, a hui hou.
Until we meet again.
I really thought they could make it work.
Why would he protect her like that?
You don't think they're kind of cute together, though?
He's not a pet.
He's an experiment and a dangerous one at that.
I just think he's a lot cuter than you think he is dangerous.
He has sharp teeth.
He has claws.
I designed him to be dangerous.
Dangerously cute.
Do not answer that.
Please.
Don't answer that.
Please.
For me.
Your Majesty.
Agent Plika here, not ignoring your call.
We just intercepted a call from... From human authorities.
Do you realize what you have done?
Nope.
Play the recording and take off that ridiculous hat.
Code 51.
We found something.
Confirmed.
And not only have you alerted the humans to our
existence, but you still haven't captured 626.
Grand Castle Woman, with all due respect, I'm
not sure you know what's going on with 626.
We have found, um, a glitch, which is making
it a little harder to get him off this planet.
But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure out... A glitch?
You're a glitch, you buffoon.
I have had enough, Dr. Two-Keeper.
You have exhausted my patience.
Consider our deal terminated.
What?!
No tantrums.
Agent Plika is hereby deputized to detain you under
Federation orders and escort you back to Turo immediately.
Uh, hello?
Oh, now.
Like now?
No, later.
What do you think?
You cannot do this to my wife!
This is not a debate.
A Federation detail is on its way to clean up your mess.
Did she hang up?
Jumpa?
Yeah, Federation has always kind of been that way, overreacting all the time.
But, works work, and we gotta follow orders, and...
What?
Aloha, and mahalo.
Oh, you're learning-I really thought we were getting closer!
It's time to do this my way.
Oh, no.
Hey, Boofang.
Hey.
What are you doing, silly?
Oh, just playing with my dog that I made at Tutu.
Aw, cute.
Pizza.
Um, so, remember that time that I went to the North Shore that one summer?
Yeah.
And we were on opposite sides of the island, but we could, you know,
go and visit any time we wanted, right?
We just weren't together all the time.
But we could call.
You would tell me about all of your fun little
adventures with Alvin and Tutu and stuff like that.
And we could talk a lot, but just not all the time.
You know?
Is this...
Is this connecting at all?
You're going back to the surf camp?
No, no.
It's just that...
With Stitch and everything this week, things have gone from bad to worse,
so...
We're gonna have to make some changes.
And...
You know, I... I have to get some air.
Remember when Papa took his camping out here?
What?
Yeah, remember?
I had s'mores.
And you also did, too.
Papa didn't take us camping.
They were fumigating.
We had termites.
I went camping.
We had fun.
They were really good parents.
Hey!
I changed my mind.
What's that?
Hm?
I like you as a mom, too.
Come on, do it.
Me?
No,
I don't like it!
I like you.
Just lie as you want.
Go change your clothes.
I like it.
You like it?
That's perfect.
Go ahead,nan promise, and I'll change with the sender she just sent you.
Don't take him for the time being.
I want to stay, touch you.
Then what does no one need?
A little pause... and we are back.
I
want you to know, I want you to know, whatever happens, I
want you to know, whatever happens, I love you very much.
I love you very much.
You ready?
Yeah.
It's gonna be okay.
I promise.
She's not here.
What do you mean she's not here?
I don't know.
Maybe she's at the neighbor's house.
Stitch?
Stitch!
I thought I lost you.
Stitch break the family.
It was an accident.
Like a mess up.
But Stitch...
Stitch is bad.
You're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Ohana means family.
And sometimes family isn't perfect.
But that doesn't mean they aren't good.
I didn't come here to hurt anybody.
I'm here to help.
This animal belongs to me.
He's not an animal.
He's my friend.
Do you have anything else to say?
Can't be that.
You don't know how to use it.
I'm gonna count to three and then I want you to drop it.
One...
Two...
Oh come on!
You're a genius, Stitch!
I've made him!
I'm the genius!
First rule of stranger danger is find an adult.
Nani!
Lilo!
This is all my fault.
And now I have a wedgie.
Wait, why would I know where your sister is?
I don't know.
This is the only phone number I could find.
Never mind.
She's back.
Nani!
Stitch, stop!
Okay, 626.
Very clever trick.
Funny.
I got to stare at my own derriere.
I've always wanted to do that.
Okay, listen, I...
I just want to say the Federation doesn't exactly appreciate what you've done.
I know you're in there.
Come out, please.
I've got huge plans for you.
I mean, for us!
Go!
Go away, hairy potato!
Did you just call me a hairy potato?
That's not nice.
Wind up, wind up, wind up!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come back!
Hey!
You're gonna run?
I'm not gonna run away from all this.
All these memories?
Humans are so attached to each other.
To their things, to the alien experiments they've stolen from me.
We got to go!
Go!
Attachment means you care.
No!
Huh?
Lilo!
Hurry!
Go!
Now!
And caring causes people to make very stupid decisions.
Who is Mei Mei and Pei Pei?
That's Mama and Papa's room.
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
Go away!
Stop it!
Or else!
Or else what?
What are you gonna do?
Loo-hoo!
There he is!
Loo-hoo!
Wa-ha-ha!
Aloha!
Loo-hoo!
Ah!
I'm sorry.
My eye!
626, playtime is over.
Okay, okay, okay.
What's the plan, 626?
Say you escaped the Federation.
You think you're gonna just stay here with her?
Live happily ever after on Earth?
You're built to destroy, 626, and you have!
Look what's happened since you got here.
Her family is falling apart.
Let's just be honest.
The only reason you picked her at that animal shelter was for your own protection.
Is that your stitch?
See, I don't think that's bad.
I don't think anything you do is bad.
I think it's genius.
If you care about this little girl at all, you'll leave her here.
Stitch?
Ah, this is for the best.
Get off!
Run!
David, Nani, meet me back at the house.
You know you made the right choice.
The councilwoman was gonna exile you, she was gonna waste all my brilliant science.
But I'm gonna do something even better.
And turn you into 627.
What?
Nilo!
Nilo?
They're over here.
I'm gonna check the back, what happened?
I don't know.
Where's Nilo?
I don't know, she's not...
Actually, she's on a ship, hit her home...
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay.
That was really impressive.
We can all... No, come on, not that again.
I actually...
Agent Cobra Bubbles.
CIA.
Wait, what?
CIA?
Wendell Gleekly from the United Galactic Federation.
I'm a fellow government worker.
What are you doing here?
Where is my sister?
Great news.
She's alive and well.
Well, actually, I don't know if she's well.
That's that.
Let's go.
You know, seeing you with that little girl made me realize...
You're not the heartless monster I thought you were.
But once I remove your capacity for love, you'll be perfect.
And then, with 627 by my side, the Councilwoman won't be able to stop me.
Oh, don't look so sad, 626.
We have each other.
I'm your... Oh, Hannah.
Just like your friend Lisa used to say.
Was that her name, Lisa?
Lily?
Limo?
No.
What was her name?
Lilo!
Oh, yeah, that was it.
Lilo.
Horrible name.
Let's get off this planet, huh?
Initiating hyperspeed.
Ready to launch in two minutes.
You need to tell me what is going on!
Where is my sister?
Not now.
The priority is reporting this incident and getting this thing into custody.
People need to know what kind of threat they're under.
I'm not really a threat.
I'm kind of quite harmless, actually.
But you don't shouldn't be that concerned.
This is actually my first mission in the field, so...
Wait, wait!
Aren't you supposed to protect us?
I took an oath to protect the American people.
Hey!
What do you think we are?
Cobra, you were right.
The lab was altering in and we've never seen anything like this.
Please.
There is something big at play here.
Have you found...
She's my sister.
He's the only one who can help.
Okay.
Also, I took off your bracelets.
They weren't comfortable.
Yeah, it just comes down to having a vision.
That's all science is.
It's the ability to see what others can't.
And I'm guilty of that.
The Grand Councilwoman, for example.
She couldn't see the future if it were standing right in front of her.
I wouldn't say that to her face.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, 626, don't touch this one.
Hey, do not touch another wire.
Please.
I mean, it's really frustrating to have this relationship
with you and I say something and you ignore it.
When we get back, there's gonna be some real changes.
Not so fast, pizza face.
Huh?
What the...
Lisa.
Let me guess, you don't know how to work a spaceship.
You little...
What?
Why do you have party lights?
Well, that's none of your business.
Why don't you just admit that your little friend is a dangerous, freakish monster?
Also cute and fluffy.
Hyperspeed.
Ready for launch.
Let's go, let's go!
Time to go home.
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Look,
I had a pretty bad Ohana growing up.
There's not an excuse.
I just thought, give it a little context.
We hold Harry potato.
Okay, can I propose that sometimes, we need second chances.
And that's just when I'm turning my eyes open!
O-ha!
They're descending quickly.
Can you go any faster?
Damn it, faster!
You're driving like a grandpa!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Jump!
No!
They're next!
Gotta jump!
Safe.
Together.
Yes!
Lilo!
Johnny!
Lilo!
I repeat, they're walking and I turn my eyes, they're like...
Huh?
Lilo!
Are you okay?!
He's still down there!
No!
Lilo, no!
He's still there!
No!
Lilo, no!
That way, let's go!
She needs to go!
Let's go!
Listen to me!
Man, you have to be safe!
She's still down there!
Go, save her!
I'm sorry!
Wave!
I can't!
Go!
I need you back.
David, we need to go.
We need to go, Nilo.
We need to get you safe.
We need to get out of here.
Nilo, no!
Come on, buddy.
We need something more powerful.
Like what?
Try it again, try it again.
Okay, we tried it.
We did it.
We did all that we could.
We were supposed to grow up together.
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.
Nilo?
The dog talks.
I love you, Stitch.
Ew, let it go.
It's a family picture!
Good boy, Stitch.
Okay, we're gonna watch that after, yeah?
It never ends.
Stay behind me, Nilo.
Just get back, get back.
Don't worry, they're just scanning for deadly parasites.
We're here to retrieve this dangerous experiment.
Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
No!
Hey, leave him alone!
Let him stay!
I'm afraid I can't allow that.
This creature poses a threat to your species.
We are sorry for what transpired here.
Rest assured, those responsible will be brought to justice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
How dare you treat a scientific genius like this!
Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you... Ow!
Ow!
My precious brain!
As for Experiment 62... Stitch.
What?
My name, Stitch.
Stitch, then.
We'll be... Can Stitch say goodbye?
Yes...
Thank you.
Come here, Stitch.
Thanks.
We're gonna miss you.
Who are these... people?
This is my family.
I found it all on my own.
It's little and broken.
But still good.
Yeah.
Still good.
Can we leave Stitch with his new family?
Absolutely not.
The Council would require supervision.
And who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Oh, me, me, me!
Me!
Ha!
Ridiculous.
I cannot risk the global panic that would ensue if this were to become public.
What if it didn't?
Oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's CIA.
He's very good at keeping secrets.
Our reconnaissance said you were going to tell your superiors about this.
How could I ever trust you to keep it a secret?
Your Highness.
You have my word.
You have all shown me that there is good in this creature.
However, I cannot reverse the Council's decision.
Experiment 626 has been sentenced to life in exile.
A sentence that will be henceforth served.
Here on Earth.
I'm so happy.
Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman.
Still no?
Of course, yeah.
We will be checking in now, men.
Let's go home.
Hey,
look on the bright side.
There were a lot of good memories in this house.
Some good, some bad.
This one's kind of bad.
At least you got the wind chimes.
That's crazy.
Um, David?
Hmm?
Leave the room.
He is right, though.
Nani!
Hey, baby.
I need to talk to you about something.
I know.
This doesn't change our agreement.
Well, actually...
Oh, no.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Well, actually, plenty.
Your house is destroyed.
Your dog is an alien.
Our baby about to go to another Ohana.
But that's what we've been talking about.
What if Lilo came to live with us?
Oh, no, Choo-Choo.
That is way too much.
Smiley already said yes.
It is usually a much easier transition It is usually a much easier transition to
foster situations if the family, Hanai or otherwise, are involved.
I...
Choo-Choo, that would be... amazing.
I mean, after we rebuild...
You'd be right next door.
Really?
No.
You're so smart, Nani.
I think you should join the Marines.
Bebe, it's marine biology.
No, I, uh... It's a lot more... complicated than that.
But I wanted to go.
And plus, that's what Mama and Papa would like, too.
They told me so.
Yeah, but Lilo...
It's my Kooliana to take care of you.
Nobody gets left behind.
It's also your Kooliana...
to make sure, you know, leave yourself behind.
Look at what your parents gave you.
A good head on your shoulders.
A sense of place.
Pride.
An Akamai brain.
A creative spirit.
But most important, you get each other.
Ohana.
Use them.
Make us proud.
Yay!
I love you, too.
Honey, maybe college can teach you how to cook.
Hey, okay.
Come on, smiley.
Get in here.
Cobra comes by sometimes to keep an eye on Stitch.
He's a little scary.
That is.
Aw, I miss that cute face.
I miss you.
Yeah, you do.
Well, speaking of that, hold on one second.
Is that your dorm bed?
How come it has bars on it?
Are you in jail?
That's not good.
Nani?
Hello?
Stop, Nugget.
Oh!
I missed you, too, Stitch.
Aw.
Hey, 007.
Go check on Lilo before you go.
Doesn't sound like sleeping in there, Lilo.
Get the gun.
Nice.
It's jammed.
The trigger's not working.
No, that's not real.
I will not be up learning another one of those tic-tac dances again.
Just don't quit it!
Huh?
Golly,
you're getting big.
Goodnight, sister.
Goose, loose, loose.
TV!
Hey!
Yes!
Your car!
Here.
Yes!
Don't worry!
We'll fix it.
Okay.
Yes!
We'll fix it!
Yeah!
A little pause.
..
and we are back.